Roy Sullivan - the man who was struck by lightning seven times.

[leedsrevolution]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan

So I just found this story and I had to share the Wikipedia article. Fuckinghell it's hilarious.

[Disco]

The bit where he kills himself is particularly amusing.

[Kikó]

"What was that bang love?"
"..."
"You're in one of your moods again, well good night"
*several hours later*