How do you please your woman

[leedsrevolution]

What kind of shit gets her off. I'm not talkin sexualisation here lads so calm down Mahow. But what stupid shit do you need to do that gets your missus through the day.

Shopping for me. Well not usual shopping anyway. I mean we can all go to primark and wear a dress (we have all done it lads, haven't we?)

My missus gets off on buying bed sheets, no fucking joke. We go to asda for a shop, she has to go to the dreaded fucking home isle. Buys fucking bed sheets and pillows and shit. Why, why the fuck why?

[phonics]

I get Magic to juggle my taint in his mouth.

[Giggles]

I'm nice to her.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tip some more tokens.

[SincereTheRebel]

Thrust her about at least once a week.

[Raoul Duke]

Trust her about at least once a week.

[Magic]

Kickboxing.

[Panda Bear]

I clean the kitchen.

[phonics]

I clean the kitchen.

Hey Panda, remember ages back I asked you to translate a piece of text into posh overly ellaborate english. I just found that project while throwing some stuff out. I got an A. You earnt a good 6% of that.

[Panda Bear]

Hey Panda, remember ages back I asked you to translate a piece of text into posh overly ellaborate english. I just found that project while throwing some stuff out. I got an A. You earnt a good 6% of that.Share it.

I have the vaguest of memories about it.

[Disco]

You'll notice he's throwing it out. Not enough room in the private cinema?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's preparing for when he has to downgrade to a shack.

[phonics]

Sadly, the reason it's being chucked out is because it's all massively water damaged (who knew I should have checked something that stayed downstairs in Swansea). I'll see if I have a digital version on an external.