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Magic
28-09-2015, 07:29 PM
Down for anyone else? My life is over.

Lewis
28-09-2015, 07:31 PM
My tea is going cold waiting to be photographed.

Spammer
28-09-2015, 07:31 PM
I was just about to make a thread :D

My guess is they've seen how good this place is and are jumping ship early.

igor_balis
28-09-2015, 07:32 PM
down on the computer but working fine on my phone.

Vim
28-09-2015, 07:32 PM
facebook.co.uk new site is up and running.

Pen
28-09-2015, 07:38 PM
No problems here.

TG09
28-09-2015, 07:52 PM
Was down for me, but FB is working now

Giggles
26-10-2015, 06:51 PM
This lad is a headcase. Loves a bit of publicity, even though he's probably right in this case.

http://fusion.net/story/220649/white-moose-cafe-dublin-against-vegans/

https://m.facebook.com/WhiteMooseCafe

Pretty nice place too really, been in a few times.

Byron
26-10-2015, 07:02 PM
Vegans are a fucking weird lot.

Magic
23-11-2015, 07:48 AM
Spoon has posted a pic of him and his mates. It's like a poster for a shit teen comedy where a bunch of ethnic Mormon virgins go to Vegas to get laid or something.

Waffdon
23-11-2015, 08:05 AM
And I thought I was the embarrassment.

Pepe
23-11-2015, 01:25 PM
Spoon has posted a pic of him and his mates. It's like a poster for a shit teen comedy where a bunch of ethnic Mormon virgins go to Vegas to get laid or something.

:D

Toby
23-11-2015, 01:41 PM
Don't post pictures of people without asking, you cock.

Magic
23-11-2015, 01:43 PM
I've edited it so you can't use the 'search Google for this image'. Stop trying to dry up what is an otherwise hilarious post, Mr. Boring.

Toby
23-11-2015, 01:47 PM
It's nothing to do with the Google thing, it's just poor form in general. I suppose it doesn't help your case that I have no idea what that joke is supposed to be about.

Magic
23-11-2015, 01:49 PM
Why is it poor form? We're a closed, private forum that not even a highly popular Twitter account can attract people to, for fuck's sake.

igor_balis
23-11-2015, 01:52 PM
Bosko Balaban has retweeted that photo, it is getting a lot of attention though I can't speak Croatian so fuck knows what they're saying. Hope you're happy now, Magic, you wanker.

Magic
23-11-2015, 01:53 PM
Jesus Christ, what have I done? Just wait till the church of the latter day saints finds out about Spoons' serial shagging and general debauchery.

phonics
23-11-2015, 01:54 PM
Magic, I haven't given you points but don't do that again. The user gets to decide what they want or don't want shared, not you.

edit: Or I could reverse engineer this situation and post what you post here to your friends and family on Facebook, if you so wish.

Lewis
23-11-2015, 01:57 PM
It would work better as a comedy about the middle kid's dad (played by Spoon) losing his memory and thinking he's seventeen again, only to gradually recover it in Vegas but not say anything because he's finally bonding with his dorky son.

The fact you could call it The Latter Day Saints makes me even more excited about the project.

Magic
23-11-2015, 02:00 PM
'Bronies Before Hoenies'

Giggles
23-11-2015, 05:13 PM
Why is it poor form? We're a closed, private forum that not even a highly popular Twitter account can attract people to, for fuck's sake.

Is this place not open? The old place was.

Magic
23-11-2015, 05:14 PM
Well you need to register before you can see anything.

Giggles
23-11-2015, 05:19 PM
Ah that's handy. I still remember when my psycho ex seen this place (old place) years ago and threw a complete wobbler because were all perverts. I left for a long time to keep the peace and then returned as Giggles. I think it turned out that her ex had been flat out on the porn which made her batshit. Well, more batshit, and yet another feather in her hat of many issues.

phonics
23-11-2015, 05:39 PM
Well you need to register before you can see anything.

Only in the last week because Harold's an absolute nutjob.

Spoonsky
24-11-2015, 12:35 AM
Once upon a time I posted a picture of Magic's newborn kid without his permission, so it's fair enough really. Post it if you want Magic, that description is quality.

Spammer
24-11-2015, 12:39 AM
Ah that's handy. I still remember when my psycho ex seen this place (old place) years ago and threw a complete wobbler because were all perverts. I left for a long time to keep the peace and then returned as Giggles. I think it turned out that her ex had been flat out on the porn which made her batshit. Well, more batshit, and yet another feather in her hat of many issues.

Same thing happened to me on fmg. We broke up a couple of months later but it was definitely a turning point.

Luca
24-11-2015, 01:10 AM
The one with braces will come out of the closet in university, Spoon.

Lewis
01-12-2015, 11:29 PM
Mark Zuckerberg and his mail-order bride giving away nearly all of their Facebook shares (https://www.facebook.com/notes/mark-zuckerberg/a-letter-to-our-daughter/10153375081581634) is a real 'fair play' moment (shame it was announced in a wanky manner). Even if it's full of shit caveats it's nevertheless some good, solid socialism. Take not 'I should pay more tax' celebrities.

Boydy
01-12-2015, 11:46 PM
Have you converted or something?

I did think 'ooh, nice one, maybe he's not some evil bastard like I thought' when the Guardian notification flashed up on my phone though. They seem to spam me with notifications for everything these days.

Lewis
01-12-2015, 11:55 PM
It's just nice to see somebody - literally - putting their money where their mouth is (although still having hundreds of millions left does make doing so easier).

Pepe
01-12-2015, 11:59 PM
Mother's last name first lol.

Boydy
02-12-2015, 12:02 AM
Yeah, yeah.


Even if it's full of shit caveats it's nevertheless some good, solid socialism. Take not 'I should pay more tax' celebrities.


lol no thanks I'm with Jezza.


Jezza on Andrew Marr IN A SUIT telling his MPs to get fucked. :cool:


I'm becoming a right Jezza mark. I posted something in support of him on my friend's Facebook wall the other day and it attracted a load of supportive 'Likes', so I had to clarify it by calling him a communist wank.


Lord Corbyn giving it back to the Chief of the Defence Staff is good stuff. I seem to remember Gordon Brown keeping it shut when ex-officers were giving him grief, presumably for fear of being seen to DISRESPECT OUR BOYS, where as Jezza obviously figures it doesn't really matter what he does there. Good for him.

Unemployment's getting to you.

Toby
02-12-2015, 12:04 AM
I know this is a product of the same unambitious, lazy cunt attitude to money that means I'll never have much of it - but I can't really understand why anybody would cling on to mega millions. Once you get past the first few million you surely start running out of incremental gains on what you can really do with it. I genuinely think if I won one of these silly nine figure sums of money on the Euromillions I'd give 90% of it away.

Toby
02-12-2015, 12:05 AM
Yeah, yeah.

Unemployment's getting to you.

That all fits Lewis' general outlook though, in that it's people standing up for what they claim to believe instead of passing the buck and blaming everybody else.

Reg
02-12-2015, 12:09 AM
Along similar lines Toby, I was thinking what I'd do with a million pounds earlier today. I decided I'd give a hundred thousand each to family members, and maybe ten thousand to a friend, etc. I thought I'd only need about a third of it myself.

I'm a proper lovely hero in my imagination.

Lewis
02-12-2015, 12:11 AM
Don't a lot of successful people say that fear of losing everything keeps them going beyond the point where most people would jack it in? That would explain HOARDING wealth.

Toby
02-12-2015, 12:15 AM
Don't a lot of successful people say that fear of losing everything keeps them going beyond the point where most people would jack it in? That would explain HOARDING wealth.

Probably. I guess the psychology of it changes significantly once you're in that situation. It'd probably be a bit shit if some amazing new thing was released that cost £50 million and you suddenly thought, "ah shit, why did I give so much money to my cunt brother / neighbour / internet friend".


Along similar lines Toby, I was thinking what I'd do with a million pounds earlier today. I decided I'd give a hundred thousand each to family members, and maybe ten thousand to a friend, etc. I thought I'd only need about a third of it myself.

I'm a proper lovely hero in my imagination.

We're basically doing this, aren't we?


https://youtu.be/cSwHt_STEUA?t=120

Reg
02-12-2015, 12:45 AM
:D

Good old Louis.

igor_balis
02-12-2015, 01:35 AM
If I won loads on the lottery or something, I would definitely end up spunking the majority on stupid situationist jokes that amuse only me and Bill Drummond.

niko_cee
02-12-2015, 08:30 AM
I'm sure we had some sort of board wide agreement as to the fair division of a massive lottery win.

Boydy
02-12-2015, 12:17 PM
That all fits Lewis' general outlook though, in that it's people standing up for what they claim to believe instead of passing the buck and blaming everybody else.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbl79BbmpVg

hfswjyr
02-12-2015, 08:02 PM
Don't a lot of successful people say that fear of losing everything keeps them going beyond the point where most people would jack it in? That would explain HOARDING wealth.
No, that was Henry Sugar.

Giggles
12-12-2015, 11:09 AM
Is there a way to block all posts containing a certain hashtag on Facebook?

John
20-12-2015, 04:16 PM
Someone's had Wagner off X-Factor make a video saying he hoped Bobby Sands ate all his Christmas dinner this year.

Facebook has its moments.

Charlie
08-01-2016, 04:43 PM
Having just gone on to Facebook to check some shit mert commented on something Spoonsky linked to, in order to start a thread about it, I have realised that Spoonsky has deleted me. This has obviously shocked me, but more importantly, I did actually want to know what mert had commented so I could begin the thread with it.

Pepe
08-01-2016, 04:46 PM
Cunt deleted me too.

Vim
08-01-2016, 05:02 PM
Same here. :D

Giggles
08-01-2016, 05:06 PM
Now that's how you seethe.

mugbull
08-01-2016, 05:11 PM
He's going underground. Give him a few months and he'll withdraw from civilization entirely.

Charlie
08-01-2016, 05:20 PM
How inconsiderate.

7om
08-01-2016, 05:26 PM
Hi Charlie.

Magic
08-01-2016, 05:29 PM
And me. :mad:

Giggles
08-01-2016, 05:31 PM
Has he just done this today then, and has he fucked off from here? What a twat.

Magic
08-01-2016, 05:41 PM
What's happened?

igor_balis
08-01-2016, 05:51 PM
I was talking bollocks to him at 3am so it is probably my fault. Sorry guys.

Looks like he deleted facebook rather than just us though...right? :(

Boydy
08-01-2016, 05:54 PM
He doesn't want to be friends with you libtards.

Pepe
08-01-2016, 05:55 PM
Maybe the mormons finally got to him.

Spoonsky
09-01-2016, 12:02 AM
Yep. This may or may not be my last post on here.

:wave:

Boydy
09-01-2016, 12:06 AM
Oh wait, it was Spoonsky who deleted everyone? I thought it was Mert.

What's up, Spoon?

Spoonsky
09-01-2016, 12:07 AM
Nothing's wrong. I'll come back when I've found Taz.

Dark Soldier
09-01-2016, 12:09 AM
Lol

Boydy
09-01-2016, 12:22 AM
Are you actually leaving?

Giggles
09-01-2016, 01:05 AM
Fucking drama queen.

Fuck off if you're fucking off.

Giggles
09-01-2016, 01:07 AM
Oh wait, it was Spoonsky who deleted everyone? I thought it was Mert.

What's up, Spoon?

The fact that mert would have many to delete would be the far more worrying fact there.

Magic
09-01-2016, 08:08 AM
What in the fuck?

Magic
09-01-2016, 08:08 AM
He's doing an Into The Wild isn't he? Well I hope a bear eats you, you tremendous bastard.

Waffdon
09-01-2016, 09:42 AM
He didn't delete me :cool:

Charlie
09-01-2016, 12:23 PM
Pretty sure he probably just disabled his account.

simon
09-01-2016, 01:21 PM
I survived Spoonsky's cull. :)

Lewis
15-01-2016, 12:16 AM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/calls-boycott-facebook-after-social-10736971

:harold:

John Arne
15-01-2016, 04:47 AM
What were you searching for when you found that?

Spoonsky
22-01-2016, 10:16 PM
I didn't mean to delete any of you, I was just disabling my Facebook for a bit, but the misunderstanding gave me a good opportunity to take a fortnight off from posting on TTH. First reading this thread (before I made a wanky post) was probably the closest I'll ever get to attending my own funeral, which was sort of cool I guess.

Reg
22-01-2016, 10:25 PM
By then we'll all have digital versions of our consciousness uploaded to a 'cloud', mate. You'll be able to do all the funeral eavesdropping you like.

Boydy
22-01-2016, 10:29 PM
I hadn't actually noticed you'd stopped posting.

Toby
22-01-2016, 10:29 PM
By then we'll all have digital versions of our consciousness uploaded to a 'cloud', mate. You'll be able to do all the funeral eavesdropping you like.

Not if he gets eaten by that bear.

Chrissy
22-01-2016, 10:41 PM
I limit myself to posting on here. I think absolutely none of you would have any interest in seeing how much more mundane and shit my life is. Facebook unfriended then going back for the re-friend is awkward as fuck. You'd be better off just deleting it or blocking them all spoonsky.

Spoonsky
22-01-2016, 10:45 PM
I didn't actually delete anyone, it just appeared that way for some reason when my account was deactivated.

Chrissy
23-01-2016, 01:08 AM
I didn't actually delete anyone, it just appeared that way for some reason when my account was deactivated.

So basically they all owe you an apology. Got to it folks.

mugbull
23-01-2016, 07:55 AM
Spoon I tried to add you on FB like 3 years ago and you never accepted. Oh well, the waves of time remain lapping at the shores of friendship.

simon
23-01-2016, 09:50 AM
How was the two weeks off, Spoon?

John
23-01-2016, 11:29 AM
Facebook is offering up 'The Nicola Sturgeon Appreciation Society' as a group I might be interested in joining this morning.


I have founded this group in Appreciation of Nicola Sturgeon(our Nicola) who in my opinion has brought a breath of fresh air to politics.

I'll pass, thanks.

Boydy
23-01-2016, 11:32 AM
*joins*

Baz
23-01-2016, 04:06 PM
Everyone add me. (http://on.fb.me/1SDF0vZ)

I'm involved in a race to 100 friend requests. It's been ongoing for over five years.

I'm on 44. I plan on accepting all 100 when I get there, whoever they may be.

EDIT: One of them is this guy (https://www.facebook.com/valim.slutamoko?fref=%2Freqs.php). Mert?

Giggles
23-01-2016, 04:08 PM
I woud, but you might accept.

Also, what the fuck sort of infantile LAD bullshit is a 'race to 100 friend requests'?

Reg
23-01-2016, 04:14 PM
So you're planning on accepting friend requests from five years ago? Won't that be kind of weird when people see they're suddenly friends with you?

Baz
23-01-2016, 05:18 PM
I don't use Facebook so it doesn't really make a difference when they get accepted.

All they're missing out on is other people saying I'm doing things.

Baz
10-04-2016, 01:25 PM
Is there any way to set it so it doesn't appear on my friends' timelines when I accept a friend request?

Smiffy
14-04-2016, 09:37 AM
.....

phonics
14-04-2016, 09:48 AM
So Mrs. Magics rainy day fund was to start her modelling career?

Magic
14-04-2016, 01:03 PM
Hilair m8.

Disco
14-04-2016, 01:45 PM
If by modelling career you mean fake Facebook profile then maybe.

Baz
16-04-2016, 10:29 AM
Everyone add me. (http://on.fb.me/1SDF0vZ)

I'm involved in a race to 100 friend requests. It's been ongoing for over five years.

I'm on 44. I plan on accepting all 100 when I get there, whoever they may be.

EDIT: One of them is this guy (https://www.facebook.com/valim.slutamoko?fref=%2Freqs.php). Mert?

Turns out I've had two since this post.

http://www.littlemonstersforum.co.uk/images/q/2pjc1t7k.png

Who's who on here then?

Mike
16-04-2016, 11:11 AM
Turns out I've had two since this post.

http://www.littlemonstersforum.co.uk/images/q/2pjc1t7k.png

Who's who on here then?

I'm sure we said no doing stuff like this. Thus making me the winner by default. Unlucky lad.

Shindig
16-04-2016, 04:41 PM
Had a fun day yesterday when a lass I went to school with decided to show off two black eyes with a caption, "Don't go out with a bully."

Turns out her mam was watching and immediately gave everyone the truth: She got sparked out outside a chippy by another lass. Almost as funny as her abortion backlash.

Magic
16-04-2016, 04:42 PM
My step sister has just posted a pic of her daughter posing against the gravestone of her grandad. :D

John
16-04-2016, 04:44 PM
Had a fun day yesterday when a lass I went to school with decided to show off two black eyes with a caption, "Don't go out with a bully."

Turns out her mam was watching and immediately gave everyone the truth: She got sparked out outside a chippy by another lass. Almost as funny as her abortion backlash.

Her mum sounds delightful.

Magic
21-04-2016, 09:35 PM
Same step sister now posting a picture of a cheap bottle of Prosecco saying she's being posh for the night. :D

Boydy
18-07-2016, 04:33 PM
igor_balis you stalker.

igor_balis
18-07-2016, 04:54 PM
:wub:

Magic
18-07-2016, 05:25 PM
Don't...don't think you're special, Boyd. He's like that with me too.

Lewis
18-07-2016, 05:40 PM
Facebook still tells me to befriend 'Jord'. Fucking never. Death to traitors.

Boydy
18-07-2016, 05:42 PM
I've still got him on there.

Lewis
18-07-2016, 05:47 PM
I bet he's a right dweeb.

igor_balis
18-07-2016, 05:47 PM
MJ and Boyds ya both special to me. x

phonics
24-08-2016, 10:40 AM
Top quality content on Facebook today

http://imgur.com/gGE8ZRr.png

John Arne
24-08-2016, 10:45 AM
https://gyazo.com/f2efe409445d62eb98ebe53f8488c13c.png

mugbull
24-08-2016, 05:05 PM
Top quality content on Facebook today

http://imgur.com/gGE8ZRr.png

You haven't seen those? When they first started they were sort of funny, like Tag a Friend who is Ugly, and banter ensued. But then it started getting taken over by the "Tag a friend who reminds you of an avocado" clan and all the girls would go on and tag their best friends and everyone would go "SO TRUEE" and "omg hahaha dead" and it all went downhill from there

niko_cee
24-08-2016, 05:14 PM
Not a lot of hill to go down from that starting point.

Regular users of social media are three times more likely to suffer from mental illness, so said a BBC documentary last night. Sounds a bit low to me.

Disco
24-08-2016, 05:29 PM
Who says 'come in mind'? That's the worst thing about this.

bruhnaldo
24-08-2016, 05:48 PM
Oh God I didn't realize how much I hated that until just now.

Pen
24-08-2016, 08:50 PM
I've noticed those things where some of my friends are getting tagged. I've wondered what kind of people use them regularly as I can maybe look past being tagged by someone once or maybe even twice, but having to endure that shit daily would see me end it all. At th moment I think they're just meant for retards and children.

Boydy
24-08-2016, 10:25 PM
Has anyone seen this 22 'push-ups' a day for 22 days thing for some PTSD suicide thing?

I'm not even sure what it's for so that's how good it is at raising awareness.

hfswjyr
24-08-2016, 10:28 PM
An ex-army bloke at work is doing it. Not a clue from me.

John Arne
25-08-2016, 03:11 AM
Has anyone seen this 22 'push-ups' a day for 22 days thing for some PTSD suicide thing?

I'm not even sure what it's for so that's how good it is at raising awareness.

You're not sure what's is for? It's PTSD sufferers , you said it yourself.

It's all over Facebook, so they are doing something right - and if they raise anywhere near the Ice Bucket challenge lot, they'll be doing fine.

Baz
25-08-2016, 06:58 AM
I can't do 22 pressups.

Baz
07-11-2016, 09:29 AM
The Facebook app doesn't let you read messages, instead prompting you to download a separate Messenger app. You could get round this by logging in through Safari and clicking on messages that way; it would still prompt you to download the Messenger app but you could close it and continue to your inbox. However since this morning (or possibly yesterday) you can't skip the message and can only read your messages on the Messenger app, or on an actual computer. What's the point of that? Will literally stop me ever looking at Facebook, because I never read the news feed and just used to check if anyone had messaged me, and I don't want an app for something I do as a last resort if I'm really really bored. Facebook sucks.

Giggles
07-11-2016, 09:42 AM
The Facebook app doesn't let you read messages, instead prompting you to download a separate Messenger app. You could get round this by logging in through Safari and clicking on messages that way; it would still prompt you to download the Messenger app but you could close it and continue to your inbox. However since this morning (or possibly yesterday) you can't skip the message and can only read your messages on the Messenger app, or on an actual computer. What's the point of that? Will literally stop me ever looking at Facebook, because I never read the news feed and just used to check if anyone had messaged me, and I don't want an app for something I do as a last resort if I'm really really bored. Facebook sucks.

As soon as they stopped you reading them in the app I just told anyone that would normally send them that I wouldn't be getting them any more or they'd need to wait until I was on a desktop PC, so they should use whatsapp or SMS if they wanted me. I knew I could still see them on the mobile webpage, but that they'd surely end that too. Fuck installing their shitty app, it's as bad a battery hog as their main one.

Spammer
07-11-2016, 09:43 AM
There's an app called Facebook Lite that I downloaded in the Philippines which has both Facebook and messenger. You should check that out.

I can't remember how exactly I found it - I think I just got it from the play store while I was out there - but my phone got wiped a while back and I did still manage to find it while in the UK so it's out there somewhere.

Giggles
07-11-2016, 09:46 AM
There's an app called Facebook Lite that I downloaded in the Philippines which has both Facebook and messenger. You should check that out.

I can't remember how exactly I found it - I think I just got it from the play store while I was out there - but my phone got wiped a while back and I did still manage to find it while in the UK so it's out there somewhere.

You need to load it via the APK file if you're not in one of the release countries. I think it was released for ones with poor data networks.

This is the latest version http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/facebook-2/lite/lite-21-0-0-10-137-release/facebook-lite-21-0-0-10-137-android-apk-download/

And the latest non-beta http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/facebook-2/lite/lite-20-0-0-9-4-release/facebook-lite-20-0-0-9-4-android-apk-download/

John Arne
07-11-2016, 10:47 AM
Weird... my Facebook app appears to be that all-in-one by default. Asia for the win.

hfswjyr
07-11-2016, 06:02 PM
The Facebook app doesn't let you read messages, instead prompting you to download a separate Messenger app. You could get round this by logging in through Safari and clicking on messages that way; it would still prompt you to download the Messenger app but you could close it and continue to your inbox. However since this morning (or possibly yesterday) you can't skip the message and can only read your messages on the Messenger app, or on an actual computer. What's the point of that? Will literally stop me ever looking at Facebook, because I never read the news feed and just used to check if anyone had messaged me, and I don't want an app for something I do as a last resort if I'm really really bored. Facebook sucks.

Wait. Why not just uninstall the facebook app, and install the messenger app?

Raoul Duke
07-11-2016, 08:12 PM
Just download Messenger?

Giggles
07-11-2016, 08:14 PM
Just tell them they've your phone number and to bloody use it.

Giggles
30-11-2016, 09:07 AM
Is there a way of keeping your linked Spotify account (subscription, playlists, etc) if you deactivate Facebook?

Offshore Toon
30-11-2016, 09:50 AM
I can sign in with my email and Facebook, but not sure if that's the standard.

Giggles
30-11-2016, 11:07 AM
I can sign in with my email and Facebook, but not sure if that's the standard.

Seemingly it is for pre 2011 accounts. Any since are intertwined with fb.

phonics
02-12-2016, 05:49 PM
When having lived in Swansea nearly a decade ago catches up to you.

http://i.imgur.com/b8pfXc4.png

Lewis
05-12-2016, 06:52 PM
Somebody with my name has added me to a big chat with loads of other namesakes. I'll stick with it until the friend requests start flying.

Baz
05-12-2016, 07:11 PM
Somebody with my name has added me to a big chat with loads of other namesakes. I'll stick with it until the friend requests start flying.That'a incredibly lame. :D

(Curse my unique name.)

mugbull
05-12-2016, 07:17 PM
I think it's hella funny. Add them all and exchange wall posts.

Offshore Toon
05-12-2016, 07:18 PM
Yeah, that's hella swag.

Lewis
05-12-2016, 07:28 PM
Cowabunga, homeslice.

mugbull
05-12-2016, 07:29 PM
Calm down you retards

Spoonsky
05-12-2016, 07:46 PM
:D

Pepe
05-12-2016, 07:48 PM
:lol:

Spoonsky
05-12-2016, 07:50 PM
:roflol:

Lewis
05-12-2016, 07:51 PM
It seems to have fizzled out. Total bummer, duderino.

Disco
05-12-2016, 08:00 PM
Look at you lot all home with the downies.

igor_balis
05-12-2016, 08:01 PM
me and my mate did that on msn except instead of adding people with the same we just added the entirety on our friends lists then spammed the meatspin gif my mate had made until it crashed everyone's computers. if anything i'm more annoying now.

Spoonsky
05-12-2016, 08:02 PM
It seems to have fizzled out. Total bummer, duderino.

You should have sent them a link to the book so they could all take credit for it.

Giggles
05-12-2016, 08:08 PM
Should have posted a link to here.

Offshore Toon
10-12-2016, 09:57 AM
Facebook are now asking for government ID when they lock you out of your account now. Wankers.

phonics
10-12-2016, 01:54 PM
Just found out some girl I went to high school with regularly appears on Fox & Friends. I knew she was in news but I thought she was on some 2 bit local station.

phonics
18-12-2016, 10:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CXK8r1N.png

What a meme. I like how it's a reach from the first one.

Disco
18-12-2016, 11:03 AM
I learnt four of those at school, three if you don't count borrowing Red Alert off someone in my class.

Spammer
23-12-2016, 11:35 PM
Lad on Facebook is doing Leeds proud:


i was thinkin about it yestday. if we wana stop rasism i was thinkin waht we shoud do is tatoo evry baby the same color when their born. jus afta they get the umbulacle cord cut they go into anotha room to get tatood and then we get rid of rasism, i alredy kno peopel are gona be lik "oh you cant tatoo a baby" you can its actualy easier to compoletely tatoo a baby cos there bodies smaller so it wont tak that long to complet


had to giv are snake eddie away tday it was sad me and eddie dint always see eye to eye he once tryd to strangl me nd i punchd him in the hed but afta that their was a mutule resperct btween us its sad 2 see him go it was same with are rotwiler jenny she wenrt for a neibours kid and we had to relese it back into the wild

:lol:

igor_balis
23-12-2016, 11:37 PM
why have you got my dad added on facebook

Giggles
02-01-2017, 02:19 AM
Finally have my Spotify sorted and a single account that's not linked to this.

ItalAussie
02-01-2017, 03:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CXK8r1N.png

What a meme. I like how it's a reach from the first one.

They reckon they can appreciate Tesla as being anything cooler than "that mad scientist guy" without Pythagoras? Hopeless.

Mellberg
02-01-2017, 03:58 AM
Science lolz are the best lolz.

Offshore Toon
02-01-2017, 04:09 AM
French was far better for lolz.

Giggles
02-01-2017, 04:23 AM
Lolbantz.

Offshore Toon
02-01-2017, 04:42 AM
Bantz didn't exist whilst I was in school.

Lewis
17-01-2017, 11:34 PM
The messenger looks like iPhone text messaging now. It's ruined.

Giggles
18-01-2017, 09:34 AM
Since I closed my account I am finding I definitely dislike the general populace a lot less.

Giggles
21-01-2017, 12:08 AM
Not Facebook but it'll do here.

Is there any way of completely barring those fucking stupid stories from showing up on your Instagram?

Boydy
21-01-2017, 12:33 AM
You have instagram?

Lewis
21-01-2017, 12:34 AM
Ahahahaha.

Lewis
21-01-2017, 12:36 AM
This is like when GS blew years of hard work and positioning by letting his Christmas jumper slip.

Giggles
21-01-2017, 12:36 AM
You have instagram?

Doesn't everyone? There's very little to it that I can see. Well until they've tried to turn it into some Snapchat shit with these aforementioned stories.

Am I missing something as to why I shouldn't have it? It's just a bunch of photos.

Disco
21-01-2017, 12:38 AM
Isn't it for 12 year olds?

Giggles
21-01-2017, 12:40 AM
Isn't it for 12 year olds?

I don't know. I've never seen a 12 year old on it anyway.

Queenslander
21-01-2017, 01:06 AM
Instagram is a lot more fun for sharing photos of my animals.

Edit: A lot easier if I want show someone a particular snake...

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-01-2017, 01:07 AM
Isn't it for 12 year olds?
You forgot unknown millionaires and attractive females who think that web cams are beneath them.

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-01-2017, 01:08 AM
Instagram is a lot more fun for sharing photos of my animals.

Is that what you call the 12 year olds locked up in your basement now?

Queenslander
21-01-2017, 01:13 AM
It helps to detach from them.

What do you call them?

Lewis
21-01-2017, 01:13 AM
Is that what you call the 12 year olds locked up in your basement now?

You should have waited for the edit.

Queenslander
21-01-2017, 01:14 AM
:lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-01-2017, 01:19 AM
You should have waited for the edit.

Just means he's locking up little boys instead of girls.

Queenslander
21-01-2017, 01:27 AM
I don't see a problem?

Magic
19-07-2017, 06:51 PM
Down. :mad:

Spikey M
19-07-2017, 06:59 PM
Fine for me

Spoonsky
19-07-2017, 08:30 PM
Down. :mad:

I guess your facade of a happy family life would be much more difficult without Facebook, wouldn't it?

Boydy
19-07-2017, 08:41 PM
:D

Fuck.

Magic
19-07-2017, 08:44 PM
I guess your facade of a happy family life would be much more difficult without Facebook, wouldn't it?

I just wanted to see who my wife was screwing lolol

Spoonsky
19-07-2017, 09:24 PM
It will be awkward when you finally split and all of those "fab holiday! so happy xx" posts start getting pulled up from the time machine.

Magic
23-08-2017, 10:27 AM
Down, massive problem apparently.

mugbull
23-08-2017, 10:48 AM
http://isup.me/

Magic
23-08-2017, 10:52 AM
Well that's a load of shit, clearly. If it's available where that server is located then great, but it certainly isn't in the UK at least.

mugbull
23-08-2017, 10:52 AM
I'm in the UK and it works for me, matey

John
23-08-2017, 10:54 AM
Working fine for me, app and site.

Magic
23-08-2017, 10:55 AM
Well you're a cunt.

EDIT: :drool:

Danny
23-08-2017, 10:55 AM
Maybe magic was just self reflecting?

John
23-08-2017, 11:02 AM
I thought it was the relationship thread upon reading his first post.

Magic
23-08-2017, 11:12 AM
Why would I update the thread with the status quo?

Magic
08-02-2018, 10:43 PM
I found this girl who looks like a terrible drawing on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/urbanmiff/

Boydy
08-02-2018, 11:02 PM
She is weird looking.

Her boyfriend is pretty handsome though. He could do better.

Lewis
08-02-2018, 11:08 PM
She looks like she has some sort of disorder. Bless her.

Shindig
08-02-2018, 11:26 PM
http://pm1.narvii.com/6430/b3761229e02f77e5beb5fbcae2d8ba1dd4e0b70b_hq.jpg

I can't not see the resemblance.

Spikey M
09-02-2018, 08:08 AM
She’s alright looking when she’s not smiling. Her boyfriend must bully the shit out of her.

phonics
27-03-2018, 11:58 AM
Someone on my feed has posted:

"*emoji* *emoji* *emoji* only in Israel can you hear a conversation like this !" followed by an image that is just hebrew text. Why yes I do think Israel will be the most likely location for this conversation.

SvN
28-03-2019, 02:50 PM
A friend has just posted a Facebook status dedicated to their father, who has sadly died. The first comment is "Sorry for your dad news xx" which I'm fairly sure is an accidental typo, but it's really tickled me.

Spikey M
28-03-2019, 03:35 PM
:D

Shindig
28-03-2019, 03:57 PM
I have to get shot of Pavel from my feed. He will not stop posting every minor thought in his autistic little head.

Bam
28-03-2019, 05:29 PM
I have to get shot of Pavel from my feed. He will not stop posting every minor thought in his autistic little head.


Take a screen shot, could do with a laugh.

Shindig
28-03-2019, 05:43 PM
I can't. It's all meme images. It's unbearable. I've done the deed but he still has some unprivated picture or 'I heart Jordan Petersen' shite.

https://www.facebook.com/lifeisnostromo

It's ballooned in the wake of Brexit's border nonsense.

SvN
28-03-2019, 05:46 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.

Bam
28-03-2019, 06:02 PM
Is Pav gay? He certainly seems it.

Jimmy Floyd
28-03-2019, 06:03 PM
How has he turned into some alt right lunatic? I swear he used to be all luvvie lefty.

Shindig
28-03-2019, 06:06 PM
Is Pav gay? He certainly seems it.

Pretty sure he is, yes.

Queenslander
28-03-2019, 10:43 PM
How has he turned into some alt right lunatic? I swear he used to be all luvvie lefty.

If I remember correctly he did have a problem with women not wearing much.

Sir Andy Mahowry
28-03-2019, 10:46 PM
If I remember correctly he did have a problem with women not wearing much.

He felt that women who wore short skirts were asking to be raped, lol.

Lewis
28-03-2019, 10:48 PM
He was always a turbosperg (personal highlight being when he tried claiming he watches films better than everyone else because he can focus on colours/light more than the average bear), so he probably found himself disagreeing with some centre-left non-opinion somewhere and ended up falling right down the 'Intellectual Dark Web' internet hole.

Queenslander
28-03-2019, 11:10 PM
Turbosperg :D

Shindig
28-03-2019, 11:13 PM
I wonder if he still adds to his imdb trivia?

Offshore Toon
29-03-2019, 04:11 AM
I live with a turbosperg. He flat out denies any aspergers/autism and is a narcissistic far-right gay racist that claimed to hack our WhatsApp chat. He also claims that he brought down a hierarchy that existed in the house before we moved in and we should be grateful to him, especially as he let us live in his house (his because he was the first out of all of us to rent, not because he owns the house in any way).

Jimmy Floyd
29-03-2019, 08:18 AM
If 'brought down a hierarchy' means they all went to live somewhere else because they couldn't stand him, then I can believe it.

phonics
29-03-2019, 09:18 AM
He was always a turbosperg (personal highlight being when he tried claiming he watches films better than everyone else because he can focus on colours/light more than the average bear), so he probably found himself disagreeing with some centre-left non-opinion somewhere and ended up falling right down the 'Intellectual Dark Web' internet hole.

Fits perfectly into his Jordan Peterson love then. Any time you quote anything he says that shows what a dick he is you get a bunch of people telling you to read 3 books and a 7 hour youtube video made by 'KikeHater1488' to get the 'full context' of these quotes.

Shindig
29-03-2019, 10:19 AM
Youtube academia is the worst pool to sit in. Petersen must be on the spectrum himself.

https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/media/5657151/p11_pa-39416701-20190327115238221_web.jpg?width=1000

phonics
29-03-2019, 10:23 AM
I hope Pavels on the mans all-beef diet.

Shindig
29-03-2019, 10:30 AM
He's probably writing a blog somewhere about how gout is his latest gift.

igor_balis
29-03-2019, 11:55 AM
I went on a date with a 19 year old girl who loved Jordon Peterson. She spent the date moaning about left wing people, and i still have her on Instagram and she posted a photo at the most tragic Brexit means Brexit type protest. Like her and five little chinless wonders outside some town hall with a couple of crap signs. Maybe she was the one.

Lewis
29-03-2019, 01:32 PM
I must be one of the few people who 'sort of likes' Jordan Peterson, rather than thinking he's the best/worst thing ever. Some of it is good, some of it is shit; but it is usually at least interesting because he is clearly a clever bloke, and fair play for bilking all them wages out of the fedora crowd.

phonics
29-03-2019, 01:37 PM
I don't hate him, I just find that it's a very basic self-help book dressed up as intelligent because he uses words like 'jungian archetype'. He's Mert with a book deal.

Pepe
29-03-2019, 01:40 PM
I also think he is alright, mostly meh. Apparently his podcast, where he interviews people instead of doing the talking himself, is quite good.

phonics
29-03-2019, 01:42 PM
This is reminding me of a FB post in which I learnt that way, way, way too many people I knew listened to the Sam Harris podcast.

Jimmy Floyd
29-03-2019, 01:43 PM
I find him quite entertaining, but like all social theory, it's a load of bullshit.

Pepe
29-03-2019, 01:55 PM
I don't think that I have ever listened to a podcast.

Giggles
22-04-2019, 07:51 PM
Anyone else finding the mobile site fucked lately? After scrolling down a few posts it just tells me "There are no more posts to show at the moment" and doesn't go any further.

Giggles
19-01-2020, 12:39 PM
WhatsApp not sending photos? Anyone else?

Smjffy
19-01-2020, 01:50 PM
WhatsApp not sending photos? Anyone else?

Same here.

Spikey M
10-02-2020, 08:59 PM
Someone on my Facebook is on holiday and it's producing legendary banter.

https://i.ibb.co/HnCFCGF/Screenshot-20200210-205608-Facebook.jpg

Jimmy Floyd
10-02-2020, 09:00 PM
Fairly erudite stuff for Essex.

phonics
10-02-2020, 09:02 PM
That's really put me in a hole Spikey. Genuinely ruined my day. Just conceiving of this person has put me into a fugue state.

Spikey M
10-02-2020, 09:16 PM
I used to work with him. After getting dumped by a girl that had taken a loan out in his name I found him sat on the floor in the toilet, next to the urinal, holding a knife (the type of knife you eat dinner with).

That post has probably pushed more of my buttons than that incident did and yet... I can't look away. I'm rubber-necking the shit out of his whole life.

phonics
10-02-2020, 09:21 PM
Last time it was this bad was when my friend posted a pic of his primary school 'girlfriend'

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/427903918916239360/670365789391421491/69841345_10157331388071727_1944215185321361408_o.j pg

Spikey M
10-02-2020, 09:23 PM
:D

I love people like that because you know exactly who they are without having to put yourself through speaking to them.

Shindig
10-02-2020, 09:32 PM
Hell, that's a horror.

Spikey M
10-02-2020, 10:40 PM
UPDATE:

https://i.ibb.co/MVXZfmD/Screenshot-20200210-223519-Facebook.jpg

phonics
10-02-2020, 11:04 PM
I've managed to trigger several people with this. Keep them coming.

John
10-02-2020, 11:36 PM
He seems dreadful.

Lewis
11-02-2020, 12:02 AM
Him and Sam sound like they're having a great time.

mugbull
11-02-2020, 09:57 AM
I actually don’t understand that facebook post Spikey copy/pasted. Especially the last sentence

Spikey M
11-02-2020, 10:00 AM
I'm assuming you mean the first one? It's meant to say 'my better half, what is she like?'

'Better half' means partner. 'What is she like?' Is a nice way of calling someone stupid.

mugbull
11-02-2020, 10:04 AM
Ah word. Classic facebook anecdote

igor_balis
11-02-2020, 08:16 PM
I'm absolutely obsessed with those little community facebook pages for little towns and villages and stuff. I'm a member of the one for the small Leicestershire town I used to do occasional bank shifts in, and the little village on the outskirts of Norwich I currently work in. Sweet but also bleakly mundane stuff like adverts for shitey little fetes and car boot sales combined with grumpy people constantly moaning about how the car park by the butchers is always full and shit, all interspersed with ongoing passive aggressive bickering and feuds. And all of these fucking pages get posts that follow the formula of someone posting a photo of someone's shit parking, sometimes entirely justified, sometimes really petty, followed by 7 little gremlins with shit cars as their profile pictures posting LOL LOSERZ GET A LIFE WHO CARES.

Kikó
11-02-2020, 08:24 PM
You should join next door. It's a mixture of people selling cats and videos of people robbing front doors of parcels mixed in with racism.

bruhnaldo
11-02-2020, 08:33 PM
Yea my buddy's neighborhood has one and it's hilarious.

They found some small girl's bike, took it, "pretended" to sell it after saying oh we're gonna give the proceeds to charity if no one claims it, but then said oh we just put the sign up cause we didn't want someone to say "oh that's my bike!" if we put "FOUND" on it aha!!

Spikey M
11-02-2020, 10:05 PM
https://i.ibb.co/6WgQP3c/Screenshot-20200211-220250-Facebook.jpg

Absolute nightmare

Giggles
11-02-2020, 10:07 PM
Awky momo.

Offshore Toon
12-02-2020, 05:08 AM
I'm absolutely obsessed with those little community facebook pages for little towns and villages and stuff. I'm a member of the one for the small Leicestershire town I used to do occasional bank shifts in, and the little village on the outskirts of Norwich I currently work in. Sweet but also bleakly mundane stuff like adverts for shitey little fetes and car boot sales combined with grumpy people constantly moaning about how the car park by the butchers is always full and shit, all interspersed with ongoing passive aggressive bickering and feuds. And all of these fucking pages get posts that follow the formula of someone posting a photo of someone's shit parking, sometimes entirely justified, sometimes really petty, followed by 7 little gremlins with shit cars as their profile pictures posting LOL LOSERZ GET A LIFE WHO CARES.
The Channel Islands are great for this. The smaller the island, the more intense it is too. There are plenty of laughs to be had.

John
12-02-2020, 11:01 AM
I'm absolutely obsessed with those little community facebook pages for little towns and villages and stuff. I'm a member of the one for the small Leicestershire town I used to do occasional bank shifts in, and the little village on the outskirts of Norwich I currently work in. Sweet but also bleakly mundane stuff like adverts for shitey little fetes and car boot sales combined with grumpy people constantly moaning about how the car park by the butchers is always full and shit, all interspersed with ongoing passive aggressive bickering and feuds. And all of these fucking pages get posts that follow the formula of someone posting a photo of someone's shit parking, sometimes entirely justified, sometimes really petty, followed by 7 little gremlins with shit cars as their profile pictures posting LOL LOSERZ GET A LIFE WHO CARES.

You'll love the Facebook group 'Angry People In Local Newspapers'.

Smjffy
12-02-2020, 12:59 PM
The Channel Islands are great for this. The smaller the island, the more intense it is too. There are plenty of laughs to be had.

Perhaps the most off putting too. I live in a small town as it is but the days of when I lived in Guernsey were shocking, people knowing what you've done before you've even done it.

Offshore Toon
12-02-2020, 10:37 PM
Yeah, it's not the most comfortable setting. I quite like the UK as you're basically anonymous, but I'm moving back to Jersey in March because the opportunities for those with 5+ years residency are much better.

Giggles
09-05-2020, 12:15 PM
If I block someone on Whatsapp but I’m in a group with them also, what happens?

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-05-2020, 12:27 PM
You've been accepted into THE GROUP but don't want to read shit from GS?

Fair enough, lad.

Giggles
09-05-2020, 12:30 PM
It’s a work thing. All of us are in a group so I don’t want the block to automatically boot me out of the group, or even hide the persons posts as I’d have to be able to get all messages on it. I just don’t want them to be able to contact me directly.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-05-2020, 12:37 PM
https://www.quora.com/If-I-block-a-person-on-WhatsApp-and-if-the-person-happens-to-be-in-WhatsApp-groups-of-which-I-am-also-a-part-of-will-I-still-be-able-to-see-his-her-messages-in-the-group

Block away.

Giggles
09-05-2020, 12:41 PM
Good man.