Facebook watch

[hfswjyr]

I'm impressed you always spend the time to find the thread on thedugout to ask questions you could simply google and get the answer to.
Just an observation. We must be a very trustworthy bunch.

[Giggles]

What’s the difference?

[Queenslander]

Charlie Kelly comes to mind after reading this...

https://i.ibb.co/crXzz8J/Screenshot-20200810-162644-Facebook.jpg (https://ibb.co/71N77pv)

[Dquincy]

Stokesy's bullying that woman's son?

[niko_cee]

Anyone signing off LLB LLM is a complete donut.

[Queenslander]

:D

[Spikey M]

I think she meant LBW.

[Shindig]

Anyone signing off LLB LLM is a complete donut.

She'll have the degree but probably won't have done any actual practising.

[Giggles]

Instagram stories aren't marking as 'seen' and it's doing my head in.

[Kikó]

Giggles, has someone hacked your account?

[Giggles]

Giggles, has someone hacked your account?

What?

[Shindig]

C'mon, Kiko. You've seen the food thread. Of course he has an instagram account.

[Spikey M]

The last 4 posts have been a rollercoaster and Instagram now seems like both the least and most Giggles thing ever.

[Giggles]

Oh I get it now. I thought he meant hacked my Instagram account. Of course I have one, who doesn’t?

[Ian]

Me.

[Giggles]

Well, get on it.

[Ian]

Nah.

[Spikey M]

I think I have one but I don't think I've used it.

[Shindig]

I don't have one. I'm pretty sure on that.

[Giggles]

Is it surprising to have one? What goes on on it that I don’t know about?

[Shindig]

It used to be foodie wankers posting every meal they had but now it's women moments removed from a heartbreaking miscarriage.

[Kikó]

I had an instagram account but then deleted it as it was just a feed of women in bikini's which isn't the healthiest when you're married.

[Giggles]

I had an instagram account but then deleted it as it was just a feed of women in bikini's which isn't the healthiest when you're married.

That means all you followed were women in bikinis, which indeed isn’t the healthiest.

[Spikey M]

Italians gonna Italian.

[Giggles]

Italians gonna Italian.

Especially when they’re portuscottish.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don't have an Instagram account, seems proper shit.

[niko_cee]

They prefer Scotchuguese.

See you João . . .

[Giggles]

They prefer Scotchuguese.

See you João . . .

I’m disappointed in myself I didn’t go for that.

[Kikó]

That means all you followed were women in bikinis, which indeed isn’t the healthiest.

TBF, it was the middle 'things you may like' tab which was a mix of Ibrahamovic and aforementioned bikinis.

[Baz]

Instagram is for following women you fancy.

[Lofty]

Any woman worth fancying has her account set to private anyway.

[Lewis]

Giggles' Instagram will be eighty per cent pictures of his meals, and the rest will be of car accidents/bad parking taken from his car.

[Giggles]

I don’t think anyone posts bad parking, etc. That’s more of a facebook or maybe twitter thing. I just post nothing.

[Shindig]

The plandenic types are creeping into my feed. I'm just going to tune it out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://craggyisland.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/jack.png
Giggles.

[Giggles]

I’d love a fag.

[Baz]

Any woman worth fancying has her account set to private anyway.Yeah, so you request them. :nod:

[Mellberg]

Baz, you're definitely either absolutely fantastic or completely shocking with women. No middle ground. Which is it?

[Baz]

I’ve a wife so I avoid them. :baz:

[Mellberg]

Wise man :cool:

[Giggles]

Linkedin has 'stories' now :face:

[Queenslander]

Standard Facebook community group behaviour is women dobbing on other women and tradies.

https://i.ibb.co/SXHv82P/Screenshot-20201112-083700-Facebook.jpg (https://ibb.co/SXHv82P)

[Giggles]

The Instagram days could be numbered with this Reels and Shopping shite.

[Baz]

100%

The majority of top comments are now ‘cba watching it all fuck reels’ or words to that effect, and I couldn’t agree more. Close to uninstalling.

[Giggles]

They should have just called Reels ‘Lip Syncing Tarts’.

[Giggles]

Spotted a big long attention seeking post on my Facebook feed this evening. Takes me back, I didn’t think people did them any more since it just became memes and an online market.

[Queenslander]

Chicken killing and eating a small brown snake.

https://www.facebook.com/122312694465257/posts/4084487741581046/

[Spikey M]

Yeah, you're alright, cheers.

[Queenslander]

Bit too weird?

[Spikey M]

:D Lil bit.

[-james-]

Love it. Fuck him up bruv.

[Queenslander]

:D Lil bit.

:moop:

[Giggles]

Fuck it, I've just sat through a video of a monster turd from a viber group so that looks fine in comparison.

[Offshore Toon]

The video wasn't particularly interesting but I'll always be #TeamChicken in that match-up so what a result.

[Queenslander]

Having a guard chicken protecting humans from the worlds 2nd most deadly snake is neat.

[Shindig]

When it comes down to it, snakes are just giant worms. :dc:

[Queenslander]

Exactly!

[Giggles]

Bebo.

[Spikey M]

What?

[Don]

Guess the tune, Spikey.

[Giggles]

https://bebo.com/coming_soon

[Spikey M]

Blimey. That's been dead longer than Jesus. Any idea of the password?

[mo]

The myspace revival is long overdue.

[Lewis]

Faceparty or bust.

[Don]

Faceparty or bust.

Didn't this become a swinger's site at one point? :D tbf it was basically that in the first place. Was that where 'den we will c' originated (Spikey or Lpoolboy?)?

[Spikey M]

Lpoolboy tyvm

[Spikey M]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55908193

Forget about Bebo Giggles. Just look at the cunt.

[SvN]

I love the idea of him coding it himself :D It's not 2002, mate.

[Spikey M]

He's doing it all in notepad.

<Marquee> BEBO </Marquee>

[Boydy]

I love the idea of him coding it himself :D It's not 2002, mate.

What's wrong with that?

[Spikey M]

One geezer creating a platform to take on Facebook and Twitter?

He's either a genius or a retard and... Well... look at him.

[Offshore Toon]

He seems to have done alright so far. It sounds shit, but if you could find some sort of edge in terms of privacy and fake news you'd do well right now.

[Ian]

I mean he looks and sounds like a bit of a loon but he's made profit on selling Bebo twice so he must be doing something right.

[Boydy]

One geezer creating a platform to take on Facebook and Twitter?

He's either a genius or a retard and... Well... look at him.

It wouldn't be that hard to knock up a simple straightforward social network website and he sounds like he's treating it more like a hobby that might come good than as a serious challenge.

[Spikey M]

It's all kicking off round here.https://i.ibb.co/XFtYHFT/Screenshot-20210213-175744-Facebook.jpg

[Giggles]

:lol:

I’d read a story this morning about a pile of dumped toys here too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bounty's aren't that bad.

[Lofty]

That is allowed yet I'm getting warnings from facebook about posting an anti-nazi cartoon in 2018 :moop:

[Queenslander]

Australian Facebook has been scrubbed of all Murdoch media. :drool:

Edit: The Murdoch papers have been put back up with no feed but a link to the website.

Sky News has completely disappeared. :lol:

ABC and SBS are still there but they dont have a feed. We have an option to be redirected to there Apps.

I cannot wait to hear the feedback from the boomers.




https://about.fb.com/news/2021/02/changes-to-sharing-and-viewing-news-on-facebook-in-australia/

Lolol

[phonics]

Facebook telling Australia that 'we won't give you news if you charge us for it' thinking that people won't just go somewhere else is insane.

[Queenslander]

Facebook telling Australia that 'we won't give you news if you charge us for it' thinking that people won't just go somewhere else is insane.

Both the Liberals and Federal Labor (scum) do what daddy Rupert wants.

We are run by moronic boomers.

This is all to do with Murdoch because people arent buying his papers, subscribing online and are also leaving foxtel in big numbers.

The Liberals have given him money to run Sky News for free in regional Australia.

[phonics]

Wait, have I misunderstood? I thought the Australia thing was just a copy of the EU thing where online advertisers (Facebook and google) have to share their profits or pay a digital tax?

[Queenslander]

That would be the legislation but this all started because Rupert wanted Zuck to pay him for his content. Out Leaders yes daddy and made it out as all our news media wanted the legislation when it is only Murdoch

No one else wants this from our Govenment.


Hope this helps.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/02/17/google-pay-news-corp/

[phonics]

Have you passed the law yet and if so, what is it?

The telling part of the Australian law being shitty was Microsoft coming out as pro-Australian version and anti-EU even though they both claim to do the same thing.

edit: Holy shit, they haven't even passed it. This is a direct pre-eminent threat to a populace and Facebook expect to the public to take their side?

[Queenslander]

Yeah that was dodgy when everything was scrubbed first thing this morning but Sky News being the is biggest victim I dont care.

[Queenslander]

Have you passed the law yet and if so, what is it?

The telling part of the Australian law being shitty was Microsoft coming out as pro-Australian version and anti-EU even though they both claim to do the same thing.

edit: Holy shit, they haven't even passed it. This is a direct pre-eminent threat to a populace and Facebook expect to the public to take their side?

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/lmca2l/adam_bandt_on_twitter_tomorrow_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Greens :cool:

[phonics]

Yeah I can see that working.

[Lewis]

From what I can gather it's a pretty stupid proposal, and you can see why Facebook has done what it has; but at the same time isn't their existence generally a bit precarious to be doing this? If nobody clamours for their news functions to come back, what are they going to do, and why won't other countries follow and hollow them out on various bullshit protectionist/safeguarding grounds?

[Queenslander]

My feed is 100% more pleasant without the news pages. The comments on the politicians pages are hilariously misinformed.

[Queenslander]

Chaser on point.


Facebook finally crack down on racism by banning all Aussie media

https://chaser.com.au/general-news/facebook-finally-crack-down-on-racism-by-banning-all-aussie-media/

[Queenslander]

Murdoch is taking it well.

https://i.ibb.co/qsjXfqY/8356ac0.png (https://ibb.co/cF3MHfh)

[Spikey M]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jimmy Floyd]

As soon as any paper starts citing PAEDOS the alarm bells should ring, unless they're talking about a specific paedo.

[Queenslander]

As soon as any paper starts citing PAEDOS the alarm bells should ring, unless they're talking about a specific paedo.

They did plenty of victim blaming during George Pells paedo case as well.

[Spikey M]

I've just had a private message from a girl I went to school with that I "unfriended" about 3 months ago for filling my feed with Sentsey, Wiffy Wax, and various other MLM shite.

'Hi hun, just noticed we aren't friends anymore. Have I done something?"

First of all, hun, we haven't spoken in the 18 years (christ) since we left school, so why do you care?

Second of all, hun, why are you making shit awkward by asking?

Third of all, hun, I would have just muted you but I was unaware that you are a crazy person.

[Queenslander]

She's keen as

[Spikey M]

I've mad a couple of old holiday snaps public for her.

[Boydy]

What the hell is Sentsey and Wiffy Wax?

[Spikey M]

I have no idea how you are lucky enough to be able to ask that question.

They're mlm's of the Herbalife variety, but focusing on Wax Melts. Being a single mum appears to be a membership criteria.

[mo]

I have no idea how you are lucky enough to be able to ask that question.

They're mlm's of the Herbalife variety, but focusing on Wax Melts. Being a single mum appears to be a membership criteria.

Same as Boydy, I had to google 'Sentsey'. I know the type you mean though, they just all seem to do 'crafty' things (i.e. making cheap looking tat) instead.

[Spikey M]

It must be a local variety of mlm or something then. My Facebook is rife with it.

[Offshore Toon]

Judge a man by his Facebook newsfeed.

[Spikey M]

It would be a harsh indictment indeed.

[Lewis]

Haha can't believe you messaged me about Sentsey, Wiffy Wax, and various other MLM shite.

Erm... Doo-be-doo. :D

[Spikey M]

:D

[Dquincy]

Is/was she hot? If not, ignore her.

[Lofty]

It always good entertainment when one of the MLMers gets their posts binned off in a facebook group and kicks off about the integrity of their small business, as if they're a fucking local butcher.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm a bit annoyed that I Googled it because I thought MLM meant Mum's Lives Matter for about an hour then.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Baz]

Seems like it’s only a matter of time before it turns into a raffle as well.

[Shindig]

I can't wrap my head around me having a genuine Trumpette in my feed. Kinda glad she got sacked now.

[Lofty]

They are supposedly on about banning raffles. Meanwhile I keep getting notifications about 'offensive' content I posted in 2013.

[Shindig]

Trumpette's now having her updates fact-checked by facebook. :D

[Queenslander]

Recieved a 7 day ban for commenting on friends photo "looking good fatso".

[Don]

Nahhh, surely not :D

Is that some crazed Australian shit or is that now FB policy?

[Queenslander]

It was 3 days I appealed then it was extended to 7 days.

I assume someone reported it? It was in a fishing group for Moreton Bay.

Edit: Sorry 7 day posting ban for all of Facebook as well. :cab:

[Shindig]

Harsh.

[Spikey M]

One of my friends asked for recommendations of sad films because she "wants a good cry".

I responded, "why would you want to cry? Women are weird."

The post was immediately blocked and I got a 24 hour posting ban. :cab:

Should have stuck to the AntiVaxx stuff I guess.

[Queenslander]

Bizarre.

Old blokes say worse stuff in the comment section of news articles every 30 seconds.

[Spikey M]

The algo's need some work I reckon.

[Spikey M]

Someone on my Facebook is on holiday and it's producing legendary banter.

https://i.ibb.co/HnCFCGF/Screenshot-20200210-205608-Facebook.jpg

It's been a while

https://i.ibb.co/cgmfDPW/Screenshot-20210328-133733-Facebook.jpg (https://ibb.co/TvCjmZQ)
web based photo album viewer (https://imgbb.com/)

[-james-]

1377648926195597314

Raw carnivore twitter is one of my favourite corners of the internet of recent times.

[Shindig]

Do eggs really count?

[Spikey M]

April fools.

[Queenslander]

Queensland Health urging the immigrant community to stop washing chicken before cooking.

Comment section is predictably lol

https://www.facebook.com/217333648374725/posts/3920253631416023/

[Spikey M]

Washing meat is properly retarded behaviour. You're about to put it in a 200c oven, dickheads.

[Queenslander]

They are all so certain and smug about it.

[Queenslander]

Peak Byron Bay content.





https://i.ibb.co/JkTdqTh/received-1189460374823642.jpg (https://ibb.co/vzWBhWt)

[Kikó]

My stepdad was in intensive care recently with an exploded gallbladder so good luck with that...

[Shindig]

I need more of that in my feed. The crazies in mine just put up terrible pro-Trump memes. Or, as was the case yesterday, someone posted a video of a monkey wanking in a safari park who then went on to taste his own jizz.

[Ian]

The monkey did or the person who posted the video?

[Shindig]

Monkey. He only communicates through crude 'look at this funny thing that is normally about sex' images. Frozen turkeys spread apart with a sex doll's head on, etc. There's too much of that one-dimensional wank in my feed, to be honest. Him, Trump lass, old member of the family who is all about the armed services, police and hates black lives matter, and so on.

Right, he's been unfriended. Today was the same shit, including a pork joint that looked like a vag.

[Queenslander]

Peak White Boy summer.


https://i.ibb.co/HxzdcmQ/FB-IMG-1620038085052.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

[Spikey M]

What is this "white boy summer" stuff? I've seen it a few times with little context.

Is it basically WOO SPRING BREAK ALPHA BOYS LESSSSSSS GO?

[Queenslander]

I pretend to know.

[-james-]

Chet Hanks (son of Tom) posted on Instagram that "it's bout to be a white boy summer".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Dh9-MPioo

The best bit is the white supremacist looking merch.

[Spikey M]

Well, that's ruined Tom Hanks for me.

[igor_balis]

https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/186558546_779523482755358_8082712999275444222_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=gmqdRtOAGr8AX-vw_-A&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=2eb1af56aeb712959e388cb3a46070d3&oe=60DA06D9

lol

[igor_balis]

My mate Ed just told the group chat that he joined a group called "Ed Memes" and only found out it was an eating disorders group when they accepted him.

[Shindig]

I bet eating disorder memes are real dark.

[Lewis]

I was never convinced by virtual reality becoming a thing, and if this 'Metaverse' is its best hope then lol at everybody involved.

[Raoul Duke]

Metaverse is more Augmented Reality than VR. I think it has far more potential to go mainstream once hardware catches up. We're not that far away from decent glasses being possible and then it opens up some cool use cases for overlaying stuff into the real world (which already has a bunch of development happening).

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/cAeAokL.png

Augmented Baldness.

[Shindig]

I'm only onboard if it means more John Caramack keynotes.

[Raoul Duke]

Zuck is a total weirdo. Genuinely doesn't look like a convincing human

[Shindig]

Tech nerds are always weird. Steve Jobs, Zuckerberg, Elon Musk. Bill Gates probably hides it well. All botched cyborgs.

[Lewis]

Steve Ballmer destroying them all like Kane in a Royal Rumble.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I always shit my pants laughing when Cleggers turns up in these things. Such nostalgia.

Should have got odds in 2010 on him saying, in 11 years' time, 'We have years until the metaverse we envision is fully realised'.

[Spikey M]

Tech nerds are always weird. Steve Jobs, Zuckerberg, Elon Musk. Bill Gates probably hides it well. All botched cyborgs.

How did Haaland slip the net? He should be heading up some Dr Evil level social media.

[Shindig]

Having a footballer for a dad probably sealed it.

[Giggles]

Does anyone else keep getting periodically logged out of Twitter on their phone?

[Offshore Toon]

Only when Smiffy has been trying to log into my account.

[Baz]

Someone took a photo of me with Father Christmas today. I was on my way to buy some eggs from the shop.

Is it okay if we put this on Facebook?
Sure.

No idea who they were or where it is. Obviously some charity, giving out sweets and collecting money in buckets, but damned if I know.

[Shindig]

Undercover police sting.

[Giggles]

Discord seems to be down more than it's up these days.

[Baz]

Discord seems to be down more than it's up these days.

Don't tell me you're lording about on Discord and aren't in The Third Hard server.
Ian !

[Giggles]

Is that the same one you all snided off to for the NFL but kept the invites exclusive?

I’m only on it for a couple of domestic soccer chat things anyway, nothing gaming.

[Ian]

It's a gaming one. There's shitloads of people in it though, it does need an invite but that's only to save us having to do things like banning Harold again which is what happens if you just post a link.

To Giggles' point I almost never notice Discord being down so I wonder if you tend to be on different servers because Ireland? I've not spotted an issue in ages. Now Steam chat, that fucker is up and down like a whore's drawers.

[Giggles]

1488984847477526532

[Spikey M]

:D

[Don]

The tweet is good. The 'more tweets' section below it when you open it up in twitter is better.

[Spoonsky]

Did you know the More Tweets section is actually generated based on your own browsing history?

[Giggles]

Is the more tweets thing on iOS? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it.

[Don]

Did you know the More Tweets section is actually generated based on your own browsing history?

I thought it was linked to the content/source of the tweet. It's just full softcore gay twitter for me. Thankfully, I didn't reveal that fact in my post.

[Giggles]

Spooky’s post checks out anyway.

[Spikey M]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/srnlio/boyfriend_made_an_album_about_me_after_he_thought/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Giggles]

Be more of an EP really.

[Boydy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/srnlio/boyfriend_made_an_album_about_me_after_he_thought/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OP's reply to the top comment. :|

[Spikey M]

Fuck me.

Baz, get a TTH invite card over to her please.

[Baz]

Fuck me.

Baz, get a TTH invite card over to her please.
They're stickers nowadays.

[Queenslander]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/srnlio/boyfriend_made_an_album_about_me_after_he_thought/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:

[Giggles]

I haven't been able to find it, but does anyone know if there's a way to turn off those breaking news notifications on Twitter?

[Spikey M]

I haven't been able to find it, but does anyone know if there's a way to turn off those breaking news notifications on Twitter?

I've just been pinged for the New Zealand Woman's Cricket score, so I very much need an answer to this now too.

[Giggles]

It’s about one step away now from a forced “home” timeline, and at that stage I’ll be binning it anyway. It’s almost unusable as it is because it keeps switching to it.

[Giggles]

Anyone else Instagram stories not fuck off after you’ve watched them?

[Offshore Toon]

I'd be surprised if anybody other than you, Waff and Baz checked Instagram stories.

[Waffdon]

I couldn’t even tell you if I have Instagram never mind the password. Twitter only FTW

[igor_balis]

https://i.postimg.cc/GhwtFjqj/received-447128493965552.jpg

[Spikey M]

:D what?

[SvN]

Scraggly is back :D

[mo]

1559621234534469632

Didn't know where else to put this but felt TTH needed to see it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Big Will :cool:

[igor_balis]

The council cuisines group on Facebook is class, combination of genuinely delicious looking but affordable meals and absolutely deranged nonsense. My favourite comment today was:

Asda do beef in a bag. smart price only 90p lol. Tastes quit nice x

[Giggles]

Anyone else getting double notifications on Twitter?

[igor_balis]

https://i.ibb.co/85f3TJZ/received-235870642895958.jpg yeah probably

[phonics]

Could I get that image in lower quality please.

[Spikey M]

Charge your phone lad.

[Dave.]

Facebook down for anyone?

[Dark Soldier]

Yep. Was just about to call the youth of today "plastic spastics" with a minion gif but I've been thwarted.