Happy New Year 2018

[Pleb]

What are you lot doing for New Years then?

:fun:

[Giggles]

Planning on some drinks and a pizza but I'd say I'll be asleep before 11 like recent years.

[Boydy]

Fuck all. Might get a big ol' takeaway.

[Giggles]

Fuck all. Might get a big ol' takeaway.

I'm hoping to talk them into a chinks instead of the pizza. I'm never able to drink after a munchie box though.

[Baz]

No house party invite has materialised (no mates) so doing nothing. There’s talk of takeaway but we went for a curry last night so we’ll see. Probably in bed by 9 and miss the dongs.

[Spikey M]

Get a takeaway from the new Turkish and watching TV.

Borek and Lahmajoun :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Pizza, a cheeseboard and some Naked Ladies (it's a beer). On my own. Glorious scenes.

[Giggles]

I woke at 5:54 so that has put a line under any chance I have of being up at midnight.

[mugbull]

Unless you're belligerently drunk in a city square or house party or something, NYE is the shittiest 'holiday' of them all

[igor_balis]

Invited to a house party in LDN but i feel grotty and under the weather and a bit miserable so don't really want to leave the house. The prospect of going to bed before midnight and seeing in 2018 without a hangover sounds great, but I also convinced my friend who lives in Cornwall to go to the same party and he's already on the stupid megabus and is absolutely fuming at the prospect of me bailing. He knows a few of the other people going so it's not like he needs me to hold his hand, but yeah, I should probably go, right? What do you lot reckon?

[Baz]

Invited to a house party in LDN but i feel grotty and under the weather and a bit miserable so don't really want to leave the house. The prospect of going to bed before midnight and seeing in 2018 without a hangover sounds great, but I also convinced my friend who lives in Cornwall to go to the same party and he's already on the stupid megabus and is absolutely fuming at the prospect of me bailing. He knows a few of the other people going so it's not like he needs me to hold his hand, but yeah, I should probably go, right? What do you lot reckon?You should go. Take an alkaseltzer after you’ve finished drinking and you’ll have had a fun party and still wake up in 2018 without a hangover. :)


Although I’m sure not how effective alkaseltzer is against the aftermath of drug use.

[igor_balis]

You should go. Take an alkaseltzer after you’ve finished drinking and you’ll have had a fun party and still wake up in 2018 without a hangover. :)


Although I’m sure not how effective alkaseltzer is against the aftermath of drug use.

Solid advice, yeah fuck it, I have to go really. And anything more than booze is absolutely out of the question, the thought of being on a comedown at 3pm tomorrow in South London knowing I need to be in work 830am the next day is horror inducing.

[Raoul Duke]

We're staying in watching something on Netflix. Gonna get some fancy food in and drink a bottle of champagne that we've had in our fridge for months.

[Mazuuurk]

What a wild bunch we are ey.

Dinner with the family and some mates.

[-james-]

I've been invited to a flat party where I reckon there'll be a strong contingent of dickheads, or I've got tickets for Optimo at Art School where there will be an even stronger contingent of dickheads.

[Kikó]

There's some virus in this house which made me faint and then fit before a shit fest. I don't think I'll be heading out unless I fancy vomiting and shitting on people.

[Spikey M]

You can take the boy out of Manchester.

[Samadini]

Pizza, a cheeseboard and some Naked Ladies (it's a beer). On my own. Glorious scenes.

I'm eating cheese.

How much are you supposed to put on a cracker? Also how long is around 200g of Stilton supposed to last one person? Interested to know how much of a disgrace I am.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I take my cheese neat, no crackers allowed. And about half an hour.

[Giggles]

There is no upper limit for cheese.

[Samadini]

Thank god for that.

[Samadini]

I'm a cheese amateur, I'm guessing this is a well known fact - Stilton left out of the fridge is a completely different beast. A much creamier and tastier one.

[Waffdon]

House party. Mon the Key Hole

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm a cheese amateur, I'm guessing this is a well known fact - Stilton left out of the fridge is a completely different beast. A much creamier and tastier one.

This applies to almost any cheese, but especially anything even slightly soft.

[Lewis]

I went out last night and it was absolutely dead, so obviously that is the night to actually do things. Elsewhere, Co-op has its Easter chocolates out.

[ItalAussie]

2018 here, lads. Watched the fireworks from my friend's place on the harbour.

Happy New Year!

I legitimately hope 2018 is a fantastic one for all of you. Now I'm going to bed.

[Disco]

Delighted to see so many people doing absolutely nothing for what is always the shittest night out of the year. I'm testing a new crispy chicken wing recipe and possibly making my first venture into a Souls game, it's only taken 6 or 7 years.

[Giggles]

I'm using it as an excuse to eat loads of everything before going on the healthy stuff tomorrow.

:lol: yeah right

[Baz]

What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

New year new me, etc.

I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.

[Mike]

Just back from the shop with the stuff for a nice fry up. That's tea sorted, I've a load of chocolates and crisp in and a full fridge. That and playing Mario is how I am ending this year.

[Spikey M]

What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

New year new me, etc.

I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.

Can’t be arsed to pretend I’m going to change, so nothing.

[Lewis]

Timothy Fosu-Mensah Man of the Match. I bet he can play left-back.

[Lewis]

Wrong thread. Whatever.

[Foe]

Probably make some risotto and watch the NFL.

#baller

[Giggles]

What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

New year new me, etc.

I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.

None for me.

[phonics]

Id like to try quit the weed and only drink on weekends but lol at it actually happening.

[igor_balis]

What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

New year new me, etc.

I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.

Cutting down on booze, naughty chemicals and most importantly I'm giving up the ciggies. 2017 has been a great year of health improvements with diet and stuff, and quitting smoking is the next logical step. I'm really bored of getting pissed as well, and cutting down on that will help massively - being miserable and hungover/drunk and giddy is exactly when my willpower is most fucked. My new year's resolution is starting on January 2nd though as I'll still be grooving on up with the hip cats of South London at midnight.

[Pepe]

Steaks again and asleep by ten most likely.

[McAvennie]

Up in the highlands with the inlaws,
so proper Hogmanay stuff tonight.

News years resolution? find the time to exercise more, need to get back on the insanity before I become a blob

[phonics]

Am considering staying in tonight but I've also got some coke that I would like out of the house and flushing it feels like a waste of money. Maybe I'll find somewhere nearby and bounce the moment the bell tolls.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went to Woburn today, it was pretty cool. Monkeys loved our 9 seater, got to see a wolf race a tiger, a female was telling me about the reptiles and we saw a sea lion do some tricks.

Here he is doing a handstand:

https://i.imgur.com/Jb8jcbG.jpg

[phonics]

Mahow, quick tip. Stop referring to every woman as 'a female' as if they're part of an alien race.

[Disco]

Yeah, it's beyond creepy.

[Pleb]

The weather is shite tonight so I doubt I will be out on the booze tonight, it's shit anyway.

I got my own set of beverage and it's cheaper staying at home :harold:

[Giggles]

I hope Mahow is using the term even more because you all get your panties in such a twist about it.

[phonics]

I'm just trying to help him not run away every time 'a female' is within 20m of him.

[Lewis]

lol at a 'handstand' getting all the praise when there are flying ones behind it.

[mugbull]

The female thing is sort of like if someone referred to every black person as 'Negro'. The Negro man Pogba etc

[mo]

Left over christmas food & a film I think. If I can keep her awake beyond 8.30 I might even get my now overdue 'surprise' birthday sex.

[Foe]

Up in the highlands with the inlaws,
so proper Hogmanay stuff tonight.

News years resolution? find the time to exercise more, need to get back on the insanity before I become a blob

Where abouts in the highlands?

Going to a ceilidh and drinking whisky in a kilt like a local?

[Giggles]

The guy in the Chinese said it'd be 20 minutes when I rang, so I went up after 20 and he said it would be another 15. Said ok and then after 10 mins he said he couldn't guarantee 15 and didn't know when it would be.

Eating a burger now and if the lad in the Chinese is following instructions he's currently trying to fit a munchie box into his anus.

[Foe]

Enjoy your next order from that particular establishment with caution.

[Giggles]

I won't be back near it, there's plenty of others. My only regret is that I hadn't time to wait for him to get it all ready before walking.

[Spikey M]

It’s not even 7 you dramatic tart.

I’m sat waiting for mine. No anal insertions requested or implied.

[Giggles]

It’s not even 7 you dramatic tart.

I’m sat waiting for mine. No anal insertions requested or implied.

I want to be in bed by 10 and you couldn't go too soon after food.

Anyway if he's said 'jaysus sorry I'm busy, can I give you a shout when it's ready' then no problems. But this 20 + 15 + indefinite and he can ram it down his pisspipe for all I care.

Burger was lovely btw :)

[Kikó]

I just threw up. Happy new year

[Dark Soldier]

I want to be in bed by 10 and you couldn't go too soon after food.

Anyway if he's said 'jaysus sorry I'm busy, can I give you a shout when it's ready' then no problems. But this 20 + 15 + indefinite and he can ram it down his pisspipe for all I care.

Burger was lovely btw :)

My kebab was next level. Chinese is for fannies.

[Foe]

Risotto was even better when I remembered I had chorizo in the fridge I could use. Made a fucking shit load too, so another 3 meals worth in the fridge.

Have run out of squashies though, which is very upsetting. :cry:

[Baz]

947583209226866689

Made it to 21:40.

[Alex]

I've joined the ranks of the stayer-inners, gents. For the first time ever too. There's been more than enough drinking in December (and one particularly horrendous hangover that I'm keen not to ever repeat) and I found myself asking the question earlier "do you really want to do this again", to which the answer was a resounding "no". So fuck it. I don't care if people think I'm being a miserable bastard.

[Alex]

Although I feel I should clarify, I'm not quitting drinking forever. That all sounded a bit final when I read it back. I'm just done with it for this year. :D

[mugbull]

Maybe i've just got a 'superiority complex' like Jimmy said in his WDYTOE, but i feel like hangovers are just a matter of will and if you're committed to getting rid of one you always can. you take a shower, go for a run, puke if you have to, it's out of your system within the hour. Eat some food. Etc. I always rage when a friend of mine uses a hangover as an excuse to not be fun.

[Shindig]

Depends entirely on how your body deals with it. My metabolism means I get drunk quick and my hangovers last a whole day. It's shit but it also settles me for a life of drinking without getting drunk. 'cept tonight. I've fucked up.

[Dark Soldier]

Happy New Year lads :rave:

[Lewis]

:lewis:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:ae:

[Dan]

Happy new year you beautiful shitheads :wub:

I'm sitting at home on my own watching NFL Redzone & drinking one of the three bottles of JD I now own (pretty sure that's one from each of the last three Christmases, all unopened until today). I'm so cool.

Help me :cry:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Happy New Year. I've put the hootenanny on now and he's done two absolutely stone cold smokin' Joolsfaces, so the year has begun well.

[Giggles]

The Mrs was a bit pissed off we didn't ring in the new year, though of course I didn't find out til this morning.

Had a great sleep though.

[Shindig]

No hangover. I'm delighted by that.

[Boydy]

Didn't get a takeaway last night so getting one tonight before I start eating more sensibly again. Can't decide on Indian or kebab though.

[Giggles]

Didn't get a takeaway last night so getting one tonight before I start eating more sensibly again. Can't decide on Indian or kebab though.

If it's a last hurrah then a filthy kebab is the only way to go*

*assuming it's a proper one and not some feeble mess in a pitta bread.

[Boydy]

There's a 'king kebab' at this place that comes in a naan with chips on the side.

EDIT: Fuck it, ordered. :drool:

[SvN]

I'm in the same boat - one last hurrah before trying to become less of a fat bastard, again.

[Boydy]

Yeah, back to following the slimming world diet again for me. Gonna join the gym too. Had been wanting to since November but November/December was a mess as I had too much on and ate too many takeaways.

[Giggles]

There's a 'king kebab' at this place that comes in a naan with chips on the side.

EDIT: Fuck it, ordered. :drool:

That's the one.

[Giggles]

Yeah, back to following the slimming world diet again for me. Gonna join the gym too. Had been wanting to since November but November/December was a mess as I had too much on and ate too many takeaways.

The Mrs wants me to do both of those again too. Told her if she makes it then I'll eat it but not a fucking chance I'd ever join a gym.

[Spikey M]

I’m getting a Kettlebell at some point. I don’t have the time for the gym, but I’d do half hour a night or something if I had one here.

[Boydy]

It's past the expected time now and it's not here yet. :mad:

[Boydy]

The kebab place's number is engaged too. :mad:

And justeat's online help chat has a queue of 99. :mad:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[Boydy]

Talking to someone on the chat help now.

Fuck off, Mahow.

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Waffdon]

I think I’m nearing the end. These last three days have been too much. The whole of December was like that, really.

Also got cock-blocked by my best mates, girlfriends Dad. Didn’t allow me to sleep in the spare room with the stunner from Christmas Eve as his younger daughter was in the next room. Seethe.

[Boydy]

It's here.

[Giggles]

It's here.

:drool:

[Pepe]

It's here.

So?

[Pleb]

:D

I bet you it's shite.

[Giggles]

I bet it's immense.

[Boydy]

It was quality. I'm far too full now.

[McAvennie]

Where abouts in the highlands?

Going to a ceilidh and drinking whisky in a kilt like a local?

Kinlochleven, no kilt wearing but did get nicely drunk, then walked up over the mountain today to clear our heads.

Has been a cracking few days, drive home tomorrow.

Happy new year all

[SvN]

Just ordered pizza :drool:

[Boydy]

It'll be the 2nd by the time that arrives. You can't have it.

[Spoonsky]

Kinlochleven, no kilt wearing but did get nicely drunk, then walked up over the mountain today to clear our heads.

Has been a cracking few days, drive home tomorrow.

Happy new year all

I've been to Kinlochleven. :)

Did you see the ridiculous massive ice-climbing wall?

[Baz]

What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

New year new me, etc.

I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.Had one today, lads. Buckled after only three months. :thbdn: