[FOOTBALL] Weekend, New Year's Day & Midweek Fixtures (Fri 29 Dec - Thurs 4 Jan)

[Boydy]

Had a fiver on both teams to score and Chelsea to win. Fuck's sake. :(

[Waffdon]

Morata isn’t getting over this for a long time.

[-james-]

I feel sorry for Arsenal, but that's what you get for granting premier league careers to Ron Holding and Calum Chambers.

Edit: my stream is slow :eyemouth:

[Lewis]

That struck me as a really straight-forward finish from Marcos Alonso. Gary Neville just made it sound difficult stumbling for words other than 'controlling it at pace'.

[-james-]

Diego Costa would have had four.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Morata isn’t getting over this for a long time.

He hasn't made a decision on any of them. Completely a mental thing.

Conte dropped us so deep in the last ten the equaliser was inevitable, Italian managers are all the same.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That struck me as a really straight-forward finish from Marcos Alonso. Gary Neville just made it sound difficult stumbling for words other than 'controlling it at pace'.

This game was an example of when Neville just talks utter balls for 90 minutes but does it in such an authoritative tone that people buy it.

[Giggles]

This game was an example of when Neville just talks utter balls for 90 minutes but does it in such an authoritative tone that people buy it.

I can't listen to him at all, had to put the sound down. It's not so much what he's saying but how the fuck can you hire someone with a speech impediment who's main job is talking?

[Waffdon]

Hazard’s now scored against the so called “top six” home and away. Best player in the league. He’d be absolutely ridiculous surrounded by better players.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Hazard’s now scored against the so called “top six” home and away. Best player in the league. He’d be absolutely ridiculous surrounded by better players.

If we sell him we'll come like 12th next year.

[Lewis]

Plus one for best [outfield] player in the league. I wonder what they will sell him for.

[niko_cee]

Probably because he gets kicked 50 times a game.

Even if this were true, it wouldn't be enough. Good to see Arsenal get the bare minimum of what they deserved from that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Plus one for best [outfield] player in the league. I wonder what they will sell him for.

He's under contract for three years, so you're looking at mid £100 millions.

Or about half that and send Bareth Gale our way.

[Lewis]

I was thinking that. Even Madrid aren't going to just front up that much, and he is definitely the sort of tosser who will piss and moan for a move.

[phonics]

It seems like just yesterday that he called a press conference to say he hadn't decided who to join.

[SincereTheRebel]

That was a good game. Chambers is train-wreck. He makes so many mistakes.

[phonics]

Sky have done more coverage of Wilshere taking a dive than Gerard had in his career.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was thinking that. Even Madrid aren't going to just front up that much, and he is definitely the sort of tosser who will piss and moan for a move.

Do Madrid even have that much? They have to pay all their current mongs and have no TV DEAL.

If Liverpool can hold out on Coutinho for this long I suspect we may find it easier to keep Hazard than in the old world.

[Raoul Duke]

I was thinking that. Even Madrid aren't going to just front up that much, and he is definitely the sort of tosser who will piss and moan for a move.

It'll be whatever Real flog Gay Ronaldo to Le PSG for plus £50m.

[Waffdon]

It’s a shame it was Alonso and not Morata driving that car, otherwise that poor person wouldn’t have been murdered.

[phonics]

Has demot Gallagher had some sort of cancer recently? He looks on the verge of death.

[John]

Tactics Tim can't help but make it known that he gave Kane his chance. Three times in about a minute just now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why do they still show West Ham games on TV?

Such turgid shit.

[John]

Get fucked Mahow.

That's a ludicrous strike from Obiang.

[Waffdon]

Proper thundercunt, that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Get fucked Mahow.

That's a ludicrous strike from Obiang.

So you've enjoyed the game up to that?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Moyes and Hodgson fucking owning the league. Brexit means Brexit, motherfuckers.

[Giggles]

So you've enjoyed the game up to that?

Spurs aren't exactly a hundred mile an hour, thrill a minute either. Dour as fuck.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Holy fuck.

[Waffdon]

I love Son. He’s always so happy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love Son. He’s always so happy.

Okazaki is another like that but he's nowhere near as good a footballer as Son.

[mugbull]

It's the asians

[Magic]

Check out @ironviews’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/ironviews/status/949030919016501248?s=09

Lol.

[Magic]

Just seen the two goals holy shit.