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Magic
23-12-2017, 06:30 PM
Just donated 750k to charities, going to get 30 goals and keep Everton up, and save England in WC2018.
mugbull
23-12-2017, 06:31 PM
I think everything would be so much easier for him if he wasn't so ugly
Lewis
23-12-2017, 06:38 PM
Wayne Rooney. :cool:
Alan Shearer The 2nd
23-12-2017, 06:39 PM
I'm not going to say anything about this picture other than I deserve to go to hell for my initial reaction-

https://s13.postimg.org/g287sc8yf/JS139469344.jpg (https://postimages.org/)
Lewis
23-12-2017, 06:39 PM
Would almost certainly have scored more than 'Zlatan' last season had he not been so unselfish and let him play up front.
Lewis
23-12-2017, 06:39 PM
Could have challenged for the Ballon d'Or as well I imagine.
Raoul Duke
23-12-2017, 06:46 PM
https://s13.postimg.org/g287sc8yf/JS139469344.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Which one is Rooney?
Magic
23-12-2017, 06:54 PM
I'm not going to say anything about this picture other than I deserve to go to hell for my initial reaction-

https://s13.postimg.org/g287sc8yf/JS139469344.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Shameful Lustage?
mugbull
23-12-2017, 06:58 PM
What eh?
Alan Shearer The 2nd
23-12-2017, 07:09 PM
Shameful Lustage?

But which one is the question.
Jimmy Floyd
23-12-2017, 07:12 PM
Welbeck is the one we want getting fit for the World Cup.
Shindig
23-12-2017, 07:12 PM
We need to put out the signal to Mert. He'll know the answer.
Magic
23-12-2017, 07:17 PM
But which one is the question.

Rooney obv.
Jimmy Floyd
23-12-2017, 07:17 PM
I've met women who have a massive thing for Rooney. Can't see it myself.
Magic
23-12-2017, 07:18 PM
I've met women who have a massive thing for Rooney. Can't see it myself.

Well he's driven that wee lass wild.

Edit: drunk driven amiritelads
Ian
23-12-2017, 08:20 PM
Could have challenged for the Ballon d'Or as well I imagine.

He won the Ballon D'or in my United save on FM15. Playing 'in the hole' at the age of about 33.
Lewis
23-12-2017, 08:41 PM
There you go. FACT.
Ian
23-12-2017, 08:55 PM
If we still had him Lukaku would be on about 50 goals already.

(From 270 chances.)
Lewis
23-12-2017, 08:59 PM
They wouldn't have felt the need to WASTE all that money on another forward in this counter-factual. Rooney just goes on and on, and then he passes the torch to Marcus Rashford like Hogan and The Rock.
John
23-12-2017, 09:00 PM
Why is the disabled kid wearing Geisha makeup?
Kikó
23-12-2017, 10:02 PM
Where do you get massive cheques from?

Great bit of charity from Rooney. He does seem good for that.
Shindig
23-12-2017, 11:04 PM
Why is Rooney the only one in the plastic sheet? Like he's wandered in from a kitchen.
Pepe
24-12-2017, 01:42 PM
I hope he went for Effective Altruism and didn't just burn his money on some shit charity.