Festive Fixtures ft Arse-Liv on a Friday night, El Clasico, Boxing Day & Milan derby

[Jimmy Floyd]

All teams do is kick him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lingard :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

This must surely be Bobby Madley's last ever top flight game, sounds like two major technical errors from him during the game.

[phonics]

Jesse Lingard has made up for Eden Hazard being shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Boydy]

What is that meant to be? Irish dancing?

[Kikó]

Mourinho got it wrong again. Team selection was dreadful which cost us. Burnley are shit though and we should have still won that game. Lingard was brilliant. Shaw looks good again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What is that meant to be? Irish dancing?

Yes, with a bit of flute playing.

[Dark Soldier]

What is that meant to be? Irish dancing?

Absolute fucking donnage is what it is

[Kikó]

FC United beat Salford 3-2. Greaves has installed some resilience in the team again.

[Giggles]

What is that meant to be? Irish dancing?

Looked more like the hun variety.

[Foe]

That's great from PipoCo.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The manner in which Jordan Ayew lost the ball to set up that goal must come close to gross misconduct.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is Anfield a library these days or are the mics turned down? Very strange atmosphere.

[Magic]

Library.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You wonder how many Salah could have scored this season if he was actually a better than OK finisher. His movement is incredible.

[igor_balis]

Yeah, going down.

[Ian]

I'm going to see Hamilton vs. Kilmarnock tonight and it's going to be fucking freezing.

Still, tickets were free so that's not a bad price if you don't value your extremities or good football.

[Weaver]

We are going to lose to Man City tonight, I’ll say 2-0.

I’ve heard that David Silva is back in Spain again and hence isn’t playing, so it’ll just be the rest of the squad to worry about.

[Foe]

I'd have been going to Ross county v St Johnstone tonight had I not had to go down to Ayrshire with family. Quite lucky in some respects as it's fucking freezing up here too. Would've cost me £26 too for bottom of the SPL fodder.

[Ian]

Match abandoned because weather, it would appear.

[Giggles]

Lol if Newcastle nick one.

[Baz]

Classic Carra, slagging of the Class of 92 programme. :D

[Magic]

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/no-action-dundee-united-star-jamie-robson-filmed-drinking-glass-driving/
Waffdon

[Jimmy Floyd]

Carlos Carvalhal to Swansea apparently. Weird as that is after just being sacked in the division below, I really liked him at Wednesday so hope he does well.

[Giggles]

Don't agents pick who fills these jobs now anyway? His agent probably has a good few players on Swansea's books, or shares one with someone they want to sign.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm not sure they're in a position to do that - securing the TV money is all.

[Waffdon]

Zaha is so good. Jimmy is probably right he shouldn’t ever move.

[phonics]

Missed the match due to family but I'm going to assume everyone calling Wilshere godlike are 100% correct.

They're going to start kicking the shit out of him again soon and he cant take it like Hazard can.

[-james-]

Zaha is so good. Jimmy is probably right he shouldn’t ever move.

If he's not in the next England squad, we riot.

[Ian]

Of course Wilshere's playing well, he needs to do something so he can join the shitfest at the World Cup.

[niko_cee]

I like the fact that Wilshere's "quarterback pass" was lauded for Sanchez's second goal. No, it wasn't a hopeful bunt over the top and an exceptional bit of control to take it down on his knee in stride, it was all about the pass. Everyone's back to their best and answering their critics at the moment.

It's true he's going to get injured again soon enough (I would imagine shortly after signing a new long term deal) as he's still making dreadful tackles all over the shop.

[Jimmy Floyd]

If he's not in the next England squad, we riot.

Not sure if this is a joke I've missed, but he's capped eight times by the Ivory Coast.