Mohammed/Muhammad/Mohammud/Muhamed

[Magic]

MUHAMMAD is in the top 10 boys names born this year in the UK. There are THOUSANDS of variations, which means Islam is taking over for sure.

[Giggles]

Islam needs to be crushed.

[niko_cee]

Hasn't this been the case for ages?

Like when Patel was the most common surname, because 'they' all have the same name?

[Spikey M]

Hasn't this been the case for about 5 years now.

In fairness, if you did the same with Steven, Steve, Stephen, Stephan etc you would probably see the same happen.

[mugbull]

I think 'Nguyen' has been the most common family name in San Jose, California, for a couple decades now

[John Arne]

Nguyen-ing.

[Magic]

Hasn't this been the case for ages?

Like when Patel was the most common surname, because 'they' all have the same name?

No, this is why it's news.

[Lewis]

They're all doctors and engineers so this is a Good Thing.

[Pepe]

Whites should all start calling their kids the same. TAKE BACK OUR LAND!

[Lewis]

The sixty-nine people calling their kids 'Khaleesi' is actually the bigger worry.

[Magic]

I really hate how Indians love Microsoft. Bit of a tangent there but every fucking thing they love. Wankers.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The sixty-nine people calling their kids 'Khaleesi' is actually the bigger worry.

And the 18 calling them 'Corbyn'.

[Pepe]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

'There were fewer than 3* babies born with this name in 2016.'

Greeks still have yet to conquer England though :(

[phonics]

It's hard out here for a Joe

https://i.imgur.com/3isOUnk.png

Not so bad if I go by slave name though

https://i.imgur.com/pD6q8BQ.png

[SincereTheRebel]

Names for your youth is a weird one. Some really strange names for new born's going around these days. Its like the name has to be completely unique that has never been used before.

In regards to the different spellings of mohammed, kill yourself if you give a fuck.

[Lewis]

People who call their kids things like 'Joe' instead of 'Joseph' should have them taken away.

[Magic]

Moohammed, Mahmad, Mehmed, Mahamed, Mohamad, Mohamed, Mohammad, Mohammed, Muhamad, Muhamed, Muhamet, Muhammed, Muhammet, Mahammud, Mehmet, Mohd, Muh,"Mohamed","Mahamid"

LOL.

[phonics]

People who call their kids things like 'Joe' instead of 'Joseph' should have them taken away.

I think I might be Giuseppe on my original birth certificate. So either of them is a lie.

[Boydy]

People who call their kids things like 'Joe' instead of 'Joseph' should have them taken away.
100% in favour of this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Names for your youth is a weird one. Some really strange names for new born's going around these days. Its like the name has to be completely unique that has never been used before.

In regards to the different spellings of mohammed, kill yourself if you give a fuck.

Still nowhere near the Black Americans who want their kids to get into the NBA or NFL.

Taco Charlton, Captain Munnerlyn, Adoree' Jackson, Teez Tabor, Takkarist McKinley, Corn Elder, Raekwon McMillan, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Damore’ea Stringfellow, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, Yourhighness Morgan etc etc.

[bruhnaldo]

Imagine naming your kid the whitest name possible ("Cornelius") only for Sir Andy Mahowry on The Third Half to lump you in with dudes like D'Brickashaw and Damore'ea.

[niko_cee]

HaHa Clinton-Dix.

And that's the more sensible version of his name.

[Disco]

I assume that their fascination with prescribing opiates for everything above a stubbed toe is to blame for American naming trends, it's absolutely batshit.

[Spikey M]

I'm not having Mehmet as a variant of Mohammed. You might as well include Mark and Maureen as variants at that point.

[mugbull]

Aaaaand it's time for Key and Peele


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

[Disco]

I thought of that and it barely seems like satire anymore.

[mugbull]

They did the most recent one using actual player names