Saturday Night Fever

[Offshore Toon]

So, it's Saturday night and I'm ill. I bought 350g of cheese earlier with the intention to eat it all but I'm rather sick of it and only half way through. The cheese isn't what made me ill btw.

What crap is there to do on a Saturday night these days? TV seems dreadful. Anybody got an addictive browser game I can waste the night on?

[Giggles]

Just you wrap up well and concentrate on stayin alive.

[Spikey M]

Play Pandemic 2, then spend the night plotting your revenge on Madagascar.

[Offshore Toon]

Just you wrap up well and concentrate on stayin alive.
:cool:

Play Pandemic 2, then spend the night plotting your revenge on Madagascar.
I still hate them from the last time I played, which must be about eight years ago.

[Spikey M]

I played it for the first time in about that the other day. Still a great game.

[Disco]

http://www.snesfun.com/

[Weaver]

Which Bloons are we up to now?

[Offshore Toon]

I forgot simulators exist. Disco has donned it. No Donkey Kong, though?

[Disco]

I don't think any of the fx games are on there, the original Fifa is though.

[Ian]

Fuck Madagascar.

[Lewis]

I was meant to be taking my mother to watch Plant of the Apes (alright Ledley), but my brother has graced us with a surprise visit to pick his dog up (poor little thing), so now I'm listening to her ask him a load of inane questions to fill the silence.

[Spikey M]

Why do you call your mum 'Mother', Tamzarian?

[Lewis]

I don't in real life (mam, mate, knobhead, her actual name), so I probably just got into the habit here because 'mum' looks shit written down.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

This thread inspired me to go and buy a load of junk to eat and chuck a couple of films on. Many thanks.

[randomlegend]

I completed pandemic 2 the other day. It was the crowning achievement of my life so far.

I've got properly addicted to playing pokemon showdown lately.

Just make a team and go battle some nerds - or spend hours researching the best sets on smogon, whatever floats you boat...

Sun and Moon OU is the main tier people play.

Yeah I know I'm fucking sad but I don't care, I have fun with it.

[Offshore Toon]

"Properly addicted" is no good as I very much need to find a job. I think the cheese got to me as I ended up falling asleep earlier, but I need to apply for a job before midnight so I imagine that'll keep me occupied for now.

[randomlegend]

So addictive is ok, but not properly addictive?

I'm not sure I understand that nuance enough to make any further recommendations.

[Lewis]

'The Nonce of Nuance' would be a great fighting name.

[Offshore Toon]

Like I said in the opening post, I just want something to waste a night on. I'm now lying in bed so the criteria now includes being mobile friendly.

Also, if anybody wants to give me some tips on how to deal with wanker agencies that'd be grand. They constantly seem to lure me in with a decent job before chucking £7.50 p/h phone work at me.

[Offshore Toon]

This pack of cheese has a velcro-like sealing system and its genuinely incredible.

[Reg]

New Star Soccer.

[Pleb]

Netflix and chill bro...

[Disco]

Stick Cricket or Batracer.

[Lewis]

'What are you applying for then, just teaching and university stuff?'
*three minutes later*
'Why don't you just get something shit like a teaching job to tide you over?'

[Giggles]

Wank marathon.

[Offshore Toon]

I've started learning French again. It was pretty fun making piss poor attempts to speak French in Belgium, so it might be fun to be good at it.

[Pleb]

Bonjour?

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just sat in Wagamama for about three hours with two really good mates, and I did racist impressions of Koreans with the chopsticks for about two of those. Went down a storm. I'm thinking Roy 'Chubby' Brown has had it right all these years.

[Offshore Toon]

I stuck on some Roy 'Chubby' Brown once to see how bad it really was and I didn't feel he was racist at all. If anything, he was speaking out against racism and just talking common sense.

I didn't watch any other videos, so does anybody here have a good working knowledge of Chubby's work to confirm? I'd wager Giggles or Disco are the most likely candidates. Either that or get Roy 'Chinny' Brown back.

[Spammer]

Why do you call your mum 'Mother', Tamzarian?

Tamzarian :D

[Disco]

I'm slightly appalled that I come across as some who might have an in depth knowledge of Roy Chubby Browns body of work.

[Lewis]

I stuck on some Roy 'Chubby' Brown once to see how bad it really was and I didn't feel he was racist at all. If anything, he was speaking out against racism and just talking common sense.

I didn't watch any other videos, so does anybody here have a good working knowledge of Chubby's work to confirm? I'd wager Giggles or Disco are the most likely candidates. Either that or get Roy 'Chinny' Brown back.

I'm not a megafan like those two, but I've seen a fair bit, and I think you would struggle to call any of it actually racist (unless you were one of those people desperate (https://www.theguardian.com/stage/commentisfree/2017/jul/19/daniel-kitson-cant-reclaim-a-racist-word-hes-never-been-the-target-of) to find it anywhere). Where he does touch on RACISM it's all pretty weak stuff, like saying his golliwog had a massive cock, or singing about Osama bin Laden living in a 'council cave'.

[randomlegend]

I caught a bit of Roy Chubby Brown on the tele the other day, and I can't remember whether I found it genuinely racist but it was pretty crass.

His worst crime was that it was about as funny as having a testicular torsion.

[Lewis]

Let's hope he doesn't scour the internet looking for criticism like lesser comedians.

[Magic]

Pissed. G&T. Some shit called Grenfell I'm sure and Tesco tonic. Worse than being incinerated.

[randomlegend]

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/winterbells/

Just remembered this :drool:

[Spikey M]

Dental Plan. Disco is racist.

[Giggles]

I used to be a big fan but it's been years.

[Spikey M]

I reckon Disco likes Jim Davidson as well.

[Offshore Toon]

I reckon Disco paints gollywogs as a hobby.

[Disco]

Equal opportunities mate.