I scream.

[leedsrevolution]

Death bed. If you died tomorrow, which might happen, what would you be happy about on your death bed? What have you done?

[Spammer]

I won the top division on FIFA 15 online seasons mode.

[Disco]

You're posting a lot about death recently, anything you want to tell us?

[Shindig]

I won the top division on FIFA 15 online seasons mode.

Platinumed Bloodborne. Plus looking after my mam when my dad was in for surgery. That was nice.

[Haystacks Horace]

Don't horace me then. Try not to be sad it will be alright.

[Shindig]

Chin up lad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxBKwOIhSp0

Don't think this will start at the point I want but there's two crucial spots. 40:30 - A donation train starts that continues for a solid hour. Jimmy's overwhelmed, to the point where it looks like it might kill him. Once he collects himself, he gives a speech at 1:46.37 that is absolutely magic.

[Lewis]

That Seattle circuit was my least favourite by a mile.

[-james-]

You're a good guy, leeds.

[Lewis]

It was a right pain in the arse. All long straights and daft corners. The reverse was even worse when you came bouncing down the hill into the barriers.

[John]

It was a right pain in the arse. All long straights and daft corners. The reverse was even worse when you came bouncing down the hill into the barriers.

I think I could run that track through in my head right now and I haven't played a GT game in years. The quickest way to get the Escudo in GT2 was by doing a race on it about twelve times in a row.

[Disco]

It had a brilliant muscle car endurance race though, that was great fun.

[7om]

And you know what. I get so jealous of you all. You talk like you've had an education. You absolutely flaunt it sometimes. I wish i had some of that.

I know this might be just scratching the surface of some wider problems, but have you looked at sites like Coursera? I recently finished a really good course on there and would recommend scrolling through the available classes and giving something a try.

[Shindig]

It was a right pain in the arse. All long straights and daft corners. The reverse was even worse when you came bouncing down the hill into the barriers.

It gets fun in reverse when your car tries to get airborne off the train tracks. I'd take it over Hong Kong, though. That's right-angled corner hell. Don't get me started on Complex String.

[Giggles]

That video is everything that's wrong with the world.

[Shindig]

The internet's certainly become a haven for the mentally ill. I mean, check us out. I bloody hate crowdfunding, though. And those donations are heading towards parts for his MX-5 rather than safeguarding a financial future. Bit risky, like.

[Magic]

Hold it together Leeds.

[mugbull]

You don't always have to be funny, you know?

Probably the most important lesson from this thread

[Spammer]

That video is everything that's wrong with the world.

:D

Agreed

[Adamski]

Hold it together Leeds.

Even with his posts over the last 24 hours, I reckon this post is a new low for him.

[Pepe]

We used to sniff glue, to a point we're our lungs stuck together. Know that sounds stupid. But if you sniff a lot of glue, it genuinely hurts, you feel your lungs sticking togethor.

You're sniffing the solvent(s), not any sort of bonding agent so no, your lungs did not stick together.

[Pepe]

Found an ice cream place that makes some glorious vegan (lol) chocolate and coconut milk ice cream. It is absolutely superb. Bought two pints. At $15 each.

[Magic]

Even with his posts over the last 24 hours, I reckon this post is a new low for him.

I only missed out a comma you cheeky cunt.

[Henry]

I've run three marathons. I've travelled to nineteen foreign countries. I've watched dozens of great films from different countries and time periods. I've read dozens of the greatest works of literature ever written.

My regrets are not having done more of these things.

[Giggles]

I've done fuck all and pretty much do fuck all, but I'd have no regrets about that. There's not a thing I feel I'm missing out on.

[Magic]

I've run three marathons. I've travelled to nineteen foreign countries. I've watched dozens of great films from different countries and time periods. I've read dozens of the greatest works of literature ever written.

My regrets are not having done more of these things.

Still a cunt.

[Bam]

I've run three marathons. I've travelled to nineteen foreign countries. I've watched dozens of great films from different countries and time periods. I've read dozens of the greatest works of literature ever written.

My regrets are not having done more of these things.

Is that it, that is what your life has amounted to? Watching films, reading books, walking a couple of fucking marathons and going on a few holidays?

Sad cunt.

[Shindig]

You know who else ran marathons? Jimmy Saville.

[Spikey M]

I bet he watched 'films' too.

[Bam]

What are you saying. :|

[Shindig]

As a broadband technician, he's always fixing things.

[Adamski]

Bam essentially being Harold with an even lower IQ is something that's passed me by until now.

[Henry]

Is that it, that is what your life has amounted to? Watching films, reading books, walking a couple of fucking marathons and going on a few holidays?

Sad cunt.

These are the things that I enjoy. Perhaps you can suggest something else that I'd be better off with on my death bed if it were to be tomorrow?

[Boydy]

Bamster is just a real life Loadsamoney.

[Haystacks Horace]

These are the things that I enjoy. Perhaps you can suggest something else that I'd be better off with on my death bed if it were to be tomorrow?

You're killing it chap, keep it up. I mean this seriously by the way. #notHoracing.

[Bam]

These are the things that I enjoy. Perhaps you can suggest something else that I'd be better off with on my death bed if it were to be tomorrow?

Getting married having a family, going out with friends. Having a fucking life you pathetic prick.

You must be easy 35 now and that shit is your life, embarrassing really.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is that it, that is what your life has amounted to? Watching films, reading books, walking a couple of fucking marathons and going on a few holidays?

Sad cunt.

You know the Lamb pub in Chichester?

[Henry]

Getting married having a family, going out with friends. Having a fucking life you pathetic prick.

You must be easy 35 now and that shit is your life, embarrassing really.

I am married, you know.

You have some serious anger management issues.

[Adamski]

You know the Lamb pub in Chichester?

:D

[Giggles]

Bamster is just a real life Loadsamoney.

He's just a fucking twat cunt.

[Adamski]

He's just a fucking twat cunt.

Say what you see, Giggles :D

[Bam]

I am married, you know.

You have some serious anger management issues.

Coming from somebody who has sent death threats on a message board.

I bet she has a cracking life with you.

[Bam]

He's just a fucking twat cunt.

Another cunt with no personality, fuck off before I get Smiffy over.

[Giggles]

Another cunt with no personality, fuck off before I get Smiffy over.

I never pretended to have one. Who woke you up from your usual inane daze anyway?

[Bam]

It was the stench from your pants after the Smiffy nonsense that woke me up. You alright now hun?

[Spikey M]

Calm down Bam. 'Kinell

[Giggles]

It was the stench from your pants after the Smiffy nonsense that woke me up. You alright now hun?

Ah you're going to keep going til you get something are you?

Yeah grand at the minute hun xo. I'll be changing my pants soon.

[Bam]

I'm calm, calling out a couple of wankers doesn't enrage me.

[Magic]

What the. :D

[Giggles]

You seem it alright you mong.

[mugbull]

There's such an incredible diversity of mental issues on this board

[Giggles]

There's such an incredible diversity of mental issues on this board

It would have died years ago without them.

[Shindig]

Happy it's worked out for Henry, mind. Genuinely.

[Bam]

Mong. Fucking hell, I'm out of this playground.

[John]

It's the books that really got Bam in that post. He's always had a huge chip on his shoulder about being thick.

[Magic]

Henry what are your tips for a long lasting marriage? Xx

[Henry]

Henry what are your tips for a long lasting marriage? Xx

Let her watch Love Island, and talk shit on TTH instead.

[Magic]

It's the books that really got Bam in that post. He's always had a huge chip on his shoulder about being thick.

Books are for quines and holding up structural beams in managed offices.

[Magic]

Let her watch Love Island, and talk shit on TTH instead.

Not even joking but that's exactly what is happening right now. :D

Nearly finished. :drool:

[Spikey M]

Let her watch Love Island, and talk shit on TTH instead.

Henners, I am living your life.

[Bam]

It's the books that really got Bam in that post. He's always had a huge chip on his shoulder about being thick.

How comes your not pissed yet? Strange for an angry Scottish alcy not to be fucked. Must of had a toot.

[Magic]

What a set of sad cunts we are. :(

#somarriedkru

[Spikey M]

Omg dom is leaving!!!

[Henry]

Not even joking but that's exactly what is happening right now. :D

Nearly finished. :drool:

She had to watch six episodes in a row one night last week to catch up. I got through a good chunk of my book. (Hi Bam!)

[7om]

Bam is the average man on the street. He's saying what we're all thinking.

[John]

How come you're not pissed yet? Strange for an angry Scottish alcy not to be fucked. Must have had a toot.

Must do better.

[Bam]

She had to watch six episodes in a row one night last week to catch up. I got through a good chunk of my book. (Hi Bam!)

At least you could have (wishful thinking) died happy that night.

[Giggles]

I'm not a big reader, but to get offended about someone enjoying books. Christ :D

[Magic]

I'm not a big reader, but to get offended about someone enjoying books. Christ :D

Didn't you get offended at people liking music (you cunt)?.

Edit: die, cunt.

[Bam]

Must do better.


It's alright, I already am.

[Giggles]

Didn't you get offended at people liking music (you cunt)?.

The wiggers always give me a lol but I don't think they offend me really. Maybe I did though, I don't remember most of what I post.

[Bam]

I'm not a big reader, but to get offended about someone enjoying books. Christ :D

Sorry, are you just making stuff up now? That's strange.

[Bam]

The wiggers always give me a lol but I don't think they offend me really. Maybe I did though, I don't remember most of what I post.

Racism, oh dear.

[Giggles]

Racism, oh dear.

Are you still in this playground?

[Lewis]

That time SG called Bam 'just a builder' and got rekt is still in my TTH [topical] top ten. :lewis:

[Jimmy Floyd]

That time SG called Bam 'just a builder' and got rekt is still in my TTH [topical] top ten. :lewis:

That was probably the moment Blair's dream died.

[Boydy]

I don't remember that SG thing. What happened?

Also, I can't imagine Henry being married to someone who watches Love Island.

[Magic]

I don't remember that SG thing. What happened?

Also, I can't imagine Henry being married to someone who watches Love Island.

A woman?

[niko_cee]

He's just a fucking twat cunt.

Quality.


It's the books that really got Bam in that post. He's always had a huge chip on his shoulder about being thick.

:D

[Kikó]

Has someone been over doing the PM's to Bam?

[Haystacks Horace]

He gave me a ":D" in reply to mine but mind you he'd already horaced me in my introduction thread.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nice to see that Bam's wife let him have a drink tonight.

[Offshore Toon]

I don't know if I'd be happy about anything on my death bed. I'd probably be trying to take in the experience or doing what I can to help family/friends cope.

[Toppedogge]

I hope my death is instant if I'm gonna go out and if the lights went out tomorrow I'd have done lots of things that I wanted to do as a bairn.

[Disco]

I didn't know Harold had moved to Scotland.