Waaaaaaaaaaaay

[Offshore Toon]

Who are ya who are ya

[Offshore Toon]

Thought of the day: would Hammer shag Ital?

[John]

Hammer would shag a hole in a gorilla's shoulder.

[Giggles]

Hammer would get up on the crack of dawn.

[Kikó]

Hammer didn't shag any of us when he met us. Except Benny which is why he left.

[Kikó]

Well not left as such, we just never heard from him again.

[Offshore Toon]

Hammer didn't shag any of us when he met us. Except Benny which is why he left.
Should have gone in drag.

[Offshore Toon]

Well not left as such, we just never heard from him again.
Not even on WhatsApp?

[Kikó]

He left us for a more successful WhatsApp conversation.

[Lewis]

That just sounds like you kicked Sama out.

[Giggles]

Maybe he met some fellow chorizo lovers.

[Offshore Toon]

He left us for a more successful WhatsApp conversation.
Maybe his rollerblading picked up again.

Pretty lol that you scared him off, though. He did look very uncomfortable in the picture. I can imagine it must be overwhelming when the reality dawns on you half way through your second pint.

[Kikó]

He's bottled it big time. Think he's got a ting like Taz that turned​ his head.

[Shindig]

What have I missed?

[Offshore Toon]

#TeamWhatsApp are in crisis. Kikó's a shook one.