What's the weirdest porn video you've seen?

[Offshore Toon]

Bonus points if you finished the job.

[randomlegend]

The one where they put loads of live eels up that asian girls arse.

[Magic]

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif

[Offshore Toon]

About ten years ago I came across a video which was two minutes of porn and about ten minutes trying to fish out the bloke's mess. I remember sending it to Smiffy. Hopefully he'll remember a couple quotes.

[Lewis]

Sounds like his life.

[igor_balis]

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=738433706

I've seen weirder but that one always tickles me.

[randomlegend]

Is linking porn allowed now?

[randomlegend]

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif

It wasn't wank material for fuck's sake :D

I'm not as depraved as you.

[Boydy]

I thought Magic's gif was just in reaction to the thread as it's his area of expertise.

[randomlegend]

Perhaps, perhaps.

Thought it was directed at me after his comment the other day about it being creepy if I ever mention sex, but you might be right.

[Magic]

Mmm.

I'll take the mrgreen.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, I was expecting Magic to run this thread.

[Ian]

Rookie mistake. Just because Magic wanks to it doesn't make a toddler getting run over by a lawnmower actual porn.

[Pepe]

Probably that one with the kickboxer fucking a sea lion. Proper grim.

[Boydy]

Wait, I think I just got that. :D

[7om]

Probably that one with the kickboxer fucking a sea lion. Proper grim.

http://i.imgur.com/NikWcYQ.gif

[randomlegend]

Probably that one with the kickboxer fucking a sea lion. Proper grim.

https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r.jpg

[Magic]

https://media.tenor.co/images/d3ecb83c2970a6041a0ad43698883b57/tenor.gif

[Offshore Toon]

Reaction .gifs are so shit.

[Magic]

That genuinely was my reaction, though.

[Lofty]

Either one where two midgets dressed as Oompa Loompa's chased down a woman using their skateboards and double teamed her or more recently a guy in a T Rex costume using a 'hoverboard' to chase down a Latina teen and use his big Dino strap on. Bit of a theme there in retrospect.

[Pepe]

Of course this is the first thread you visit after you comeback.

[Lofty]

:D have you seen Cake Farts?