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Samadini
25-09-2015, 07:02 PM
AE -


My first ever WDYTOE

Adramelch ― Haven't ever engaged in a conversation with him.

AE ― http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/rick_ross-smoking_cigar.jpg

Andy ― Seems like a pretty good guy and decently athletic considering how much he loves a beer.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Good guy is on record breaking pace post count wise as well. Pretty sure he jinxed the shit out of Di Maria as well.

Benny ― Good poster, nothing to say really, we get a long pretty good. I feel like he understands me.

Boom-Boom ― See boydy.

Boydy ― Boydy, I don't know.

Browning ― I think he lives in the USA maybe, we've probably seen each other at one point.

Byron ― See Boydy.

Dark Soldier ― If you need anything on the World Wide Web, DS can get it for you.

diljeet ― Gets a bit too much stick, a nice chap that comes on here to have a good time.

Dj_Luca ― :cool: Not enough nice things to say about this guy. Talk to him pretty often, and we seem to have very similar persona. A true "bro"

eltharion_doa ― Hardly on anymore. I remember he was a very good poster though.

Foe ― Loves a dumbbell, apparently living in Shetland.

Harold Flair ― Harold walks into a bar...... Got to give him credit though, sticks to his guns even when he is cornered.

Henry ― I don't think i've ever had a conversation with him.

hydrocephalus ― Where's he gone?

Ian ― Good kid.

ItalAussie ― Seems like he's spent his entire life in the education system. Super smart and always seems to get along with everything even if someone is clearly pissing him off.

Jimmy Floyd ― Non offensive, good poster all round really. Again probably have never had a conversation with him.

John ― Loves stroking he's E-dick around. I'm sure he's probably had some sort of rough life and is just a grumpy old bastard. Not a bad kid in the heart though.

John_Arne ― All I know is that he lives in China, but he is a good poster.

Kikó ― Keeks, I remember him beating me when he had that best looking competition. I was upset, but he is a good looking man.

kizmarlo ― Fm Maestro.

Lewis ― I get the feeling like he is always trolling. Almost too smart for himself.

Lofty ― I would definitely get along with this guy. One of the "bros".

Magic ― He works from home, spends about 3/4 of the day on th. What a life.

Mark ― King of the board R.I.P.

Mazuuurk ― Swede.

Mellin ― What's happened to Mellin?

mf phonics ― Some sort of Dj maybe?

MokBull ― Would get along with easily, another one of the "bros"

Multi ― Haven't seen him much lately but seems like a good chap. That I would get along with.

Obamert ― Although I do not always agree with his views. I feel like he sometimes just does it for the lulz.

Panda Bear ― Had the pleasure of meeting panda, such a good guy, probably busy with real world stuff so not here as often.

Pepe ― Another one of the "bros".

Pleb ― I just know him because he keeps getting banned :D

QE Taz ― :wub: Every post is glorious, would definitely go out of my way to get a few drinks with him.

Randomlegend ― Decent poster, again never had a conversation with him.

Raoul Duke ― Same as above. Oh, good FM player.

Serpent Gazeux ― "I loathe accounting"

SincereTheRebel ― Only other black guy on the board, respect.

Smiff ― I remember reading some posts in the Relationship thread about him :D what a life he has lived.

Spav ― Old man on the board and a fellow aussie.

Spoonsky ― I've been on this board when Spoon was a little boy, it's crazy to think how far he's come. Good on you!

The Merse ― Met him once and would do it again.

Toby ― Toby just seems to be in a weird mood lately, maybe it's because he said Game of Thrones wasn't all that. Could be because he was awesome when we met.

Vim ― Juventus lover

Wullie ― Gosh, where are you? Come back please!

Yevrah ― Where would we be without Yev, he's got some great views about football and life in general.

Zimidy ― I don't know really.

In Summary
Bros ― Mert, Mokbul, Luca, Taz, Lofty, Sincere, Panda and Pepe
On the fence bros ― Benny, Spoon, Toby, Merse, Andy, Lewis and Multi



Benny -


I told myself I couldn't go for a piss until I finished it, towards the end you might notice the entries are a little rushed...


AD ― Bottled meeting me at Dover for the Palace match, must have known I'd turn up heavy handed... Seems a nice guy, doesn't really divulge much personal info any more, why is that?

AE ― Guess he's busy now, be interesting if you could come on every now and then and share some insights into the world of a professional footballer. Not many of us will have that experience, hope you try and get somewhere in Europe though, I think it'll do you good and be a real life changing opportunity.

Andy ― Disappointed me, if I'm honest. I hope you get stuck in traffic.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Little prick. I've played a few games with him now, and therefore heard his voice, it's definitely made him seem more 'human' to me. Before then, he was a bit of an enigma. As a poster on here, I think he's similar to me in that he doesn't really want to get involved in the big debates/topics but is merely happy to read others thoughts and throw in a few posts.

Bamster ― Doesn't really add much apart from throwing a wobbly at people.

Bernanke ― I like him, he often has some interesting link or something to add to a thread. Do you work for Spotify, or have I made that up in my mind?

Boydy ― I get his frustration. I didn't go to a prestigious university, so I don't have the insight he does into the 'old boys' club, but I fully believe it exists. However I feel with a gaining a degree from Oxford, perhaps networking a bit more would have removed any background factors you feel are against you. What is it you actually want to do for a career?

Bruhdinho ― Seems nice, has a way of formatting his posts though which can irritate me (irrational, I know). Also feel sometimes he’s trying to fit in by showing how he views America ‘like we do’, which is natural but interested to see if it’s just me who noticed it.

Byron ― Very odd we haven’t met yet, considering he’s (was) the closest in distance to me. I’m sure one day we’ll meet, until then I’ll go by his internet persona. Seems quick to be sucked into a seethe against Harold or Mert, which is easily done but I feel he should know better now.

Carninho ― I’ve literally never heard this name before, is this a typo?

corduroy ― L4D2 geezer, can’t see why he pretends he’s too busy for this place though, he’s always bugging me to play a game. Constantly, night and day. Give it a rest mate, talk to Ian or something.

Dantastic ― RIP

Dark Soldier ― I feel like my opinion hasn’t changed from last time, but I can’t remember what I wrote. I don’t think he particularly likes me, but I do sympathise with his job searching. Must be a real confidence drainer.

diljeet ― I sometimes feel reluctant to mock another one of his posts, I just don’t understand what he gets from posting a link to a clearly untrue transfer rumour and then ignoring the subsequent shit he gets from other posters for it. His unwillingness to improve on his grammar is in some ways impressive, but ultimately means most of your posts are instantly dismissed as shit.

Dj_Luca ― Proper geezer. Can’t imagine there’s many more people on the board who are genuinely helpful, I bet he’d try and help out with any request you had for him (that are achievable).

eltharion_doa ― His posts in the Qatar World Cup thread were a bit embarrassing to be honest, apart from that can’t say I’ve noticed him recently.

Foe ― I admire his confidence in posting mugshots/scenarios from his life, knowing the grief he’ll get. Interested in getting him to invest the money he’s earning (which he’s clearly squandering) into a project idea of mine.

FrancisWalsh ― Although we sometimes have wildly different opinions on Spurs, I think deep down we both agree on a few things. Mainly where the squad needs to be trimmed, but I do wonder if he watches many of the matches in full because he’s unnecessary harsh on some performances/players. Outside of that, don’t know much about him. I bet he’s scary looking though.

Fry Crayola ― What happened to Fry? Bet his wife doesn’t let him use the computer any more.

Gray Fox ― Don’t think we’ve had much to do with each other, although if you’re the chap with the shit experience with the Job Centre, I did feel sorry for him.

Hammerstein ― He’ll be the most interesting granddad in the world someday, the odd situations he puts himself in. I’d be quite interested in attending some of the meetings/events he does, but I don’t know if I’d be able to sit the whole way through it.

Harold Flair ― Only comes on here to argue, the fact that so many of you fall for it time after time is quite funny. I imagine his life is a bit dull, as much as he’ll disagree, why else would you bother trying to wind up the mods on here so much.

Ian ― Good guy on the boards, if I’m ever up in Scotland (not if I can help it) we’ll have to share a battered pizza together. Created a Steam group called ‘The Third Hard’, so clearly not the tastiest snack in the tin but I like him. Shit at L4D2 though.

ItalAussie ― Quite like that he doesn’t try to be matey with everyone, came off as a bit bland.

Jimmy Floyd ― I don’t really get the hype, to be honest. I don’t dislike him, I don’t particularly like him. Some of his views on football are a bit strange though, I would have believed supporting a team that’s won a large amount of trophies can do that to you but the United fans on here seem less disillusioned by the game than he does.

John ― Interesting character, quite involved in discussions on the board and there aren’t many who can do that anymore. I always feel like John is a ‘one-upper’, if you post about something weird, it just so happens something happened like that, but weirder, in John’s life. Got a great way of putting people down, myself included, which does raise a smile.

John_Arne ― I think he’s funny, his pictures from N.Korea were one of the more interesting things to happen on the board in recent years.

Kikó ― Slept in his bed before (oi oi). Good guy, had quite a few laughs with him and Sama last summer.

King_Wazza ― Are you young? You strike me as someone who is young. I imagine Wazza as the sort of people I encountered whilst watching football in New York, screaming American’s who didn’t really understand the game and were on the brink of a breakdown as Rooney was wasting time in the corner. They couldn’t understand why he would be doing that… Their celebrations in front of the TV at a goal were impressive though, like a carnival.

Laurent Robert ― Like Luca, genuinely nice and helpful person. Difference is Luca can help you, whereas I feel if you came to LR with something you’d end up helping him with it.

LeeCovFox ― Seems much older than he is, but quite likeable. I’ve got a strong mental image of him sweating in a suit during a wedding abroad, did this happen to you?

Lewis ― I feel like my opinion of Lewis has improved over the year (he’ll be ecstatic, I know). Whether it’s less personal life sniping, or just the people he took the piss out of have left now I don’t know. Probably the only person on the board who can really grasp what Harold is arguing and therefore break his argument down, which is a good read on a Monday morning.

Lofty ― After all these years, and he doesn’t even give me a goodbye. I feel like I’m riding the rollercoaster of life alone.

Luther Blissett ― Happy-go-lucky individual, are you a Brit abroad or a foreigner? I can never remember. No idea on his personal life, which is some achievement seeing as everyone else shares a snippet or two.

Magic ― Dull when he’s trying to be edgy/funny, posting shitty teasers about gross porn is something you do when you twelve bro. I feel we’re his release now, as he doesn’t have much of a social life anymore due to having a family. I recommend joining a band again, I want to live vicariously through you as I don’t have any space for my drums.

mf phonics ― Does anyone love Twitter as much as this chap? Occasional guilty part of dropping a name or two, which I’m not sure is him trying to impress us? He mentioned he’s a liar though, so it’s hard to know what to believe. I actually like him though, his unashamed contributions to the clothes thread are a good mix to the usual regular outfits posted.

MokBull ― I’m a little confused by Mokbull, he has/is an alias?

Multi ― I reckon Phonics wants to look like Multi. We’ve probably seen the last of Multi though, hospital hours are brutal.

newschooldevil ― Why don’t you branch into other threads? I feel you only venture into football related topics, but perhaps I missed you elsewhere.

Obamert ― Clearly trolling a lot of the time. Besides the bravado, girls play too big a role in his life in my opinion.

Offshore Toon ― The Offy cycle continues, he’ll be back with some threads that take off. I don’t know how he does it, but he does.

Pepe ― Bit of a twat really.

QE Taz ― Quite Excellent seethe by Taz, although I’m not convinced it’s genuine. Having met him, I feel like I ‘understand’ the persona more now. I find it funny and there aren’t many on the board with a turn of phrase like him.

Randomlegend ― You a doctor yet? Doesn’t mention his GF as much anymore, she still about?

Raoul Duke ― Just realised you asked me to upload GoT episodes… I’ll do it tonight mate.

Regista ― Starting weekend threads is a commitment, hats off to you. Similar to many, I feel like we could hear more about your life outside of football, what do you do for hobbies? Got a boyfriend or happy on Grindr?

Samoth ― Have you posted more or is it just me noticing you now? I like him, don’t understand the Cheltenham stuff though. Is your missus really that homesick that she can’t handle the idea of somewhere else, if you hate it that much? Doesn’t seem much of a compromise to me. Also, you say you’re covered in tattoos, are they good ones or shitty ones you got when you were young?

ScousePig ― What a bottling little turd. Fronts it on here but every opportunity he’s had to meet me he’s wussed it, watch him come out with something now though.

Serpent Gazeux ― Loves his job and oozes charisma.

Shindig ― I don’t meant to be rude, but why are you struggling for work so much? Is it your area or do you not have much an education or a CV? You seem intelligent, I don’t get it.

Simon. ― Living his dream, can’t argue with that. Malta sounded shit to me, but he seems to have enjoyed it, be interesting to see where you go next. Share a mutual love of Emily Ratajkowski though… Now I’m thinking of her at work, this won’t end well.

SincereTheRebel ― Rang me on the eve of the ‘kick about’. Like myself, disappointed with other people dropping out last minute and I felt sorry for him as he’d bought a ticket especially for it. I suspect we’ll meet each other at some point, hopefully we can get a real kick about to occur shortly after the summer.

Snazz ― For some reason, I had it in my head you were both Baz and also you were an American.. Which of these is true?

Spav ― Anyone checked to see if he’s still alive?

Spoonsky ― You’ve rode out the condescending stage in your life on here I think, I don’t really see you as just a kid anymore which is mainly down to your posts on matters most young adults probably have no interest in. You say you’re into photography, you got any pictures you can show?

SvN ― Bottled the kick about, expected better.

The Merse ― Dumping his missus might just be the best thing for Merse, he seems to be reaching the stage where he’s seeing the grass is greener now. I’d not be quick to say the worst is over, as she’s going to pop into your head for a long time now but as long as you resist any impulse tattoos or getting a slag pregnant, have fun.

7om ― Gone a bit Pepe in his posting, anyone else see it? Liking wrestling is a bit disappointing, thought you were better than that.

Toby ― I can’t tell if your pedantry is a way to amuse yourself, or whether letting it go actually bothers you enough to not stop. Another of the anti-Harold brigade, good at disabling the arguments… What happened to living in Asia, do you not fancy it again?

Waffelz ― Enjoying his youth, good on you. Think he told a few fibs in the past but seems to mainly stick to football threads now. FIFA don in the day, and for that he’ll always hold respect.

Weaver ― Football fan, what else is there to you Weaver? Open up to the board, let us see the real James inside.

Wullie ― Seems harsh to cut you out, but yeah… Funny I guess? Are you gay as well, or am I thinking of Simon?

Yevrah ― Hyperbole is dull but I guess it makes discussions happen… RIP.





Ian -


Boredom. :drool:

You know the drill. Typos, I'm a bit boring, etc.


AD ― I had a glance back at my list for last year and I didn't even say anything about AD, which shows how much more he's been posting. I think? I didn't just ignore him prior to last year, right? His return, if that's what it is, is welcome either way. He's not TTH's funniest or most interesting member but his presence is more than welcome.

Adam_ ― He likes to slag people off and his list last year felt like it came a bit out of nowhere but it was proper good. The frequency of his posting suggests he might actually have something better to do with his time.

Adramelch ― It's easier than ever to say he's the best thing about Greece. Adra. :cool:

Alan Shearer The 2nd ― I was about to type out my usual good post, part of the furniture blurb about Alan but given the chastening experience he suffered at the hands of Magic upthread I feel I should come up with something more overtly positive. But I really can't think of much more to say. Maybe I'm not as nice as I think I am.

Andy ― It's as well I don't need to do any DIY because Andy seems like one of them who can turn his hand to pretty much anything in that vein and make me feel like the big fat cupcake that I am. I like Andy a lot but it's probably for the best that I don't know him.

Angel Di Mahowia ― He's donned it so far with all this Di Maria business, though there's time yet on that front and it's not actually based on past form so it's hard to really classify it as a donning. I was quite pleased that Mahow posted a mugshot but more because it put a face to the voice I've heard in Steam chat while gaming. He's quite funny in that medium, actually. And why hasn't he had his name changed back yet?

Apples ― He posts in many of the threads I do. He's likeable. I probably agree with him reasonably often. Er. Yep, that's it.

Bamster ― Troll. Yawn.

Benny ― I assume given the lack of Lofty photoshoppery in recent times that he's taken to expressing that particular passion in other another medium. Watercolours, maybe, or perhaps he's creating a giant Neil Buchanan-inspired, Art Attack-esque mural of the great man and his rollercoaster in the back garden. Good poster, though I wish him and Scouse would either punch each other or do it, whichever sorts them out.

Boydy ― Seems to veer wildly between simmering with barely-concealed anger and just being a misery. And yet I somehow find myself enjoying his posts most of the time, so perhaps I'm the one with the problem.

Browning ― Furniture these days. Which sounds like a backhanded compliment, but it's not really. You can't just go about not having furniture unless you're Sama of a couple of years ago.

Bruhdinho ― He tries, bless him. He's slowly settling in, and I think he'll get there. There'll still be the odd misstep but it'll be with the enthusiasm of a puppy who can't stop himself weeing on the carpet in it's excitement rather than some trying-to-be-different bullshit.

Byron ― I don't directly interact with Byron all that often but we usually agree when we do, whether it be revelling in the glory of Sir Big Sam or agreements over which Apprentice candidate we'd like to see tarred, feathered and then pushed into a volcano.

CJ ― I said last time out that CJ was swinging towards Taz on the Liverpool Fan-O-Meter but in fact he just jumps about all over it. Maybe he's some sort of joint account for all Liverpool fans, good and mental? He's a good poster, mind. Shame his internet is so shit he can't hax, the loser.

corduroy ― One of my favourites, even though I'm pretty sure he murdered The Dog.

Danny ― Post in the same threads? Check. Get along? Check. Generally in agreement and all that sort of business? Check. Am I already running out of things to say and regretting the decision to write this list? Check.

Dantastic ― I'm genuinely worried he watches women's wrestling for the wrestling. I used to think he was kidding himself but I'm not even sure of that any more.

Dark Soldier ― I wonder what colour I'd have graudated to if DS did a list this year? Him not having the lovely wittle doggywoggy as his avatar will prove whether I was already better disposed to his posts before I've read them previously. Top fellow.

Davgooner ― Dav. :cool:

diljeet ― His post in the summer insects thread might be one of the best in the board's history. I really hope he isn't doing it on purpose as some sort of elaborate gag.

Dj_Luca ― Makes me feel like a shambles in a very different way to how Andy does, the legend.

Fandan ― In terms of effort/turnout ratio I reckon me and Fandan's TTH meet ranks as the best by a factor of three million. If a TTH Scotland meet ever happened we'd probably bore everybody to death.

Five Time ― One of the better football posters, and probably the best of the Liverpool lot along with niko.

FrancisWalsh ― I think I disagree with him basically all the time. I'm sure there must be exceptions but I can't think of any. Wouldn't be the same without him though. More furniture.

Hammerstein ― Stop! That's both an MC Hammer joke and a suggestion that you stop doing some of the weird things you do before you end up dead or bummed and left in a ditch.

Harold Flair ― I can't think of any more ways to wonder why he bothers 95% of the time so I'll try and be positive for once. I like his puns and fondness for (old) wrestling.

igor_balis ― I think he's become more of a regular, and he's quite amusing with up. Keep up the gooh god I'm phoning this in so hard. Not pretending to like Igor, you understand, but the list.

ItalAussie ― Is probably going to be a right pain in the arse during the Ashes. But then if I were an Aussie and England were at risk of being any good I'd probably say the same about....

Jimmy Floyd ― ...who in some sort of list where I planned imagined TTH outings would probably be high up the priority list for a TTH: Cricket (thread) day out. He'd reminisce, possibly at some length about catastrophically shit players I've never heard of, I'd probably glaze over a bit and nod while sipping at my beer. It'd be grand. He's also the board's best poster.

John ― Not as irascible these days but also doesn't tell us as many interesting/terrifying stories about dreadful people doing hideous things not all that far from where I live. Admittedly I seem to be getting some of that myself these days so maybe I should be PMing him for tips.

Kikó ― Life seems to be going rather well for Kiko and he hasn't even had the common decency to start acting like a cock about it.

kizmarlo ― Mostly absent for ages but his werewolf game was pretty good.

Laurent Robert ― The main thing is that he no longer has cardboard serving as every household item. What a man. Funny in a completely different way to basically anybody else on the board and seems to have somehow combined a sort of childlike wonder, boundless optimism and world-weariness. He makes it work.

LeeCovFox ― I queried last year whether Lee's football posting would alter with Leicester in the BPLSBB, and it didn't. Between him and Max the Leicester contingent is still one of the strongest on the board despite the lack of numbers. Manages to be one of my favourite posters despite spending a lot of time in a thread or two which barely interest me.

LeedsRevolution ― He's not quite as much of a basketcase as he once was but he still veers back into that sort of territory every so often, perhaps as a living warning from our past. Either that or he just does it when he gets pissed.

Lewis ― For all the Five Time! stuff he's more the Rock than Booker T, so I suppose that means in another few awards' time he's going to forget how to lol people off and just start posting about their mums or something.

Magic ― I mean, he's fairly horrible quite a lot of the time. And has the brass neck to troll people in a way that's about as funny as a stab wound and then have a bit of a can-we-be-serious-for-a-minute cry when his daughter's unwell as if all of a sudden maybe everything isn't fair game after all. He's also another that I disagree with basically all the time. The problem this leaves me with is that I quite like Magic but for obvious reasons can't bring myself to tell him to just keep on as he is. And yet.... oh I don't know. Never change, I guess. Unless you're going to get slung in prison at some point for being caught cracking one out in a park or something, in which case you should probably change at least a bit.

Max Power ― I'll be relying on Max's humour to help me through the Ashes.

Mellin ― Post more.

mf phonics ― I think in my previous list I said Phonics had gone from being shit nine times out of ten to four times out of five or similar. I'd say he's continued on an upward trend in that sense but christ, when he is being a dickhead he really goes for it, doesn't he?

Minister De la Funk ― Again, post more.

niko_cee ― In terms of quality and number of sports talked about probably the best sport poster on the board.

Obamert ― He's either a fucking cunt or a fucking idiot. I'm not sure which. Definitely tries way to hard, either way.

Offshore Toon ― I probably don't look at the right threads to know why Offy is posting much less but the board is lesser for it.

Pepe ― I wish he'd give up making so many posts with the sole intention of winding people up because he's great the rest of the time. Funny, makes his points without being dry and a bore about it, and is enthusiastically shit at computer games. Heard his voice recently, mind. Devastated that he doesn't sound like some sort of hilarious charicature. Must try harder on that front.

Pleb ― Whether it be haxball pratfalls or his ill-fated werewolf game, I can't help but like Pleb. He's a bit like a dog that has never learned not to piss on the floor and doesn't really understand why he's being shouted at. If he was to get reincarnated it'd probably be as Cord's next dog.

QE Taz ― We all know the score by now, don't we? Could do with winding it in a bit but then if he did would he lose that Taz-ish essence, etc. I think now I just accept that he is what he is and try to blank out the more tedious waffle.

Randomlegend ― Yep. Thumbs up.

Raoul Duke ― Seems harsh to contemplate culling one of the board's better and funnier posters from my list but I can't think of anything new to say. He just chugs along being excellent without anybody caring. Probably a football analogy in there but I'm tired and can't think of anything.

Regista ― That 'I'm going to stop doing the weekend football threads' business had better be a joke or words are going to be had. Takes football far too seriously sometimes (but in a might-write-a-blog-about-inverted-wingers way rather than a psychotic way) and he clearly responds seriously to what are clearly jokey posts sometimes because he can't help himself but he's a good egg and shit me this sentence has gone on way too long.

ScousePig ― Definitely getting grumpier but still quality.

sergeantdisco ― Post more blah blah blah. Why don't I just do a "these people should post more because they are good and that" line and save myself some of the bother?

Serpent Gazeux ― The greatest compliment I can pay to GS is that if he's the last poster in a thread I'm almost guaranteed to click on it and see what's being discussed. His PMs when he's running werewolf games and I'm dead already are belting too. And to think so many think he gets shirt in the threads. That's him posting with the filter on half the time.

Shindig ― Shingdig clearly isn't underrated because I'm fairly sure everybody thinks he's great but,.... nope, I've run out of steam with this one already. Shindig's good everywhere too, including gamezine. One of my favourite gaming posters, come to think of it.

Spoonsky ― I've said in a previous WDYTOE that I think Spoon was at risk of turning into a bit of a dickhead and I think that may have happened. Not with his posting on here, really. I enjoy his posts and his having such a different viewpoint to the rest of us keeps a lot of threads ticking over once he gets involved. However some of the things he posts about his life, specifically with regard to his 'friends', has the ring of the arsehole about it. Will probably go far.

SvN ― Seems to have filed away some of the sharper edges and doesn't seem to have the random outbursts of shithousery that he used to. My being pleased when people mellow out slightly is probably a sign that if I had my way the board would be fucking awful.

The Merse ― All the lulzy stuff is going to be covered, so I'll just talk football. Tends towards the Regista end of the scale in sirius biznessness sometimes and veers into Arsenal Stereotype territory sometimes. I feel like I've been negative (or implied negativity) but Merse is good, be it in football or elsewhere.

7om ― Has rallied excellent after his run-in with Jerry and although I think he's settling into a generally more negative state of posting (I might well be making that up) he's still great.

Toby ― I don't understand the shit Toby seems to get basically every time he posts these days. Tobes. o/

Utotri ― He's very peculiar and European at times but if that's what it takes to produce those epic Eurovision posts then so be it. I don't even watch Eurovision and I read them, even though he's rather earnest about it.

Vim ― Is he posting less? If so, is there a reason? Vim's sound.

Waffelz ― Far more enthusiastic about football than I have ever been or will ever be. And he's so much better now he's not being Taz-lite.

Wullie ― Wullie, as ever, is very good when he can be bothered.

Yevrah ― Another that sort of writes itself, which is good. Mostly because I don't have any further insight or jokes to add. I reckon 'irl' he'd be a good laugh. Has Yev ever embarked upon a Meet?

Pepe
25-09-2015, 07:03 PM
I was about to chimpout here. Carry on.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2015, 07:04 PM
I was about to chimpout here. Carry on.

I was about to drop in with an 'It's too early' post.

Samadini
25-09-2015, 07:04 PM
The dugout has fucking died again.

What a load of shit.

Samadini
25-09-2015, 07:06 PM
John -


Adramelch ― Seems to have disappeared, which is a bit like when an unwanted newspaper delivery stops. You might have read the sports pages occasionally because it was there anyway, and you notice it's gone, but there will be no panicked phone call to get the service resumed.

AE ― Apparently not happy with being the stupid but inoffensive background noise he'd worked so hard to become, he's taken to talking in bizarre, meaningless platitudes that make him more irritating than ever. Anyone who earnestly uses the phrase 'you only live once' should be immediately put to death, and I'll accept death for this post if that rule is instituted.

Alan Shearer The 2nd ― Hopelessly banal, and the wounded way he reacts to any disagreement with him is incredibly offputting. It's like someone imbued a snottery tissue with human emotions and the ability to work a keyboard.

Alex ― Has excellent taste in television, but that aside I have very little to say. I hardly notice him anywhere, so I suppose the aforementioned excellent taste gives you a 'should post more' endorsement.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Prior to the mugshot I had him down as being a vaguely ginger midget who'd always 'correct' you and claim to be 'strawberry blonde'. The mixture of forthright opinions and strangely acceptance seeking regurgitation of facts made sense in that context. It makes no sense now.

Bamster ― Shite.

Benny ― Nick's absence and that blinding Mert picture from the other week have given him back his Photoshop crown. I still don't see what else he's adding, other than keeping the place ticking over during daytime dryspells with fairly anodine stuff, but I suppose that's an important function so keep it up.

Boom-Boom ― So stupid that I'm actually surprised he manages to find his way here and make posts unaided. That he managed to get the words 'you'll never walk alone' wrong while attempting to serenade the board with an all caps rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' sums him up quite nicely.

Boydy ― Walks an odd line between 'check your privilege' and 'this free dinner I've had made for me isn't perfect, fuck the world', but he does it in an affable sort of way. Goes through little phases of a few days at a time where he dramatically overuses the ':D' smiley, which is a bit strange, but I've been putting it down to timely medication refills so I don't have to consider him a bipolar nutcase. Strange but likable.

corduroy ― I like Cord, but following every memorable post with a three month absence isn't the right way to go about being remembered, so it's almost as though he's actively trying to win a most underrated award.

Dark Soldier ― This is one entry where I always, and likely will always repeat myself. When he can be arsed he's one of the most interesting, creative posters on the board, when he can't be arsed the content of his posts is like a JonWo tribute act, even if his general likability and execution prevents it from actually sinking that low. A top man, but an inconsistent poster.

Davgooner ― Probably better than even Lewis at drawing a lol out of about three syllables these days, and easily the most level headed Arsenal fan on the board.

diljeet ― The worst kind of idiot. That is, one who doesn't appear to have any desire to be anything other than an idiot. Appears to revel in posting utter shit, and his spiteful reactions whenever anyone tells him he's posting shit mark him out as a particularly hateful arsehole. Simply not good enough.

Dj_Luca ― The world's nicest man. Which is good, because benevolence is a desirable quality in a world leader.

eltharion_doa ― Used to come across as knowingly intelligent but seemed like a nice guy with it, but there's been some sort of catastrophic brain tumour in his life that's not only made him an utter wanker, but it seems to have taken away a big chunk of his intelligence and all of his posting ability.

Foe ― It took me far longer than I care to admit to realise that he was always posting from his phone, which is quite a good indication of how rubbish his posting has always been. Doesn't seem to whinge so much about his extraordinarily well paid job, but I'm not sure if that's because he's had a Shindig moment of self awareness and realised he doesn't have it so hard after all, or if he just can't find the apostrophe key on his phone to post a hundred :'( faces.

FrancisWalsh ― I still don't particularly like Giggles, but we've reached a sort of detente which has allowed some civil conversation about how good Southland is. I'm sure I'll have cause to tell him he's shit again before long, because he's still as ignorant as ever to about 99% of what goes on both here and in the world, but we're fine for now.

Hammerstein ― Can be a bit of a chippy cunt at times, and as that Spiderman exchange in the film thread the other day showed he's still incredibly stupid when he doesn't have three days to mull over something before talking about it. His willingness to go along to mad swingers meetings and pitch up at open mic nights with crap poetry make him a fairly interesting poster though, in a car crash TV sort of way.

Harold Flair ― Possibly the least self aware organism in the history of life on earth. Just an utter mess, and not even an entertaining one like Hammerstein.

Henry ― Less argumentative and vindictive than he used to be, but that's also made him a less interesting poster.

Hfswjyr ― Seems like a lovely man, but hasn't been posting anywhere near enough lately for me to have much more to say.

hydrocephalus ― I'm loathe to say I wish a poster's life was in complete shambles, but James without MDMA and being caught wanking by a grandparent is basically background noise. Amiable, occasionally interesting background noise.

Ian ― One of the best and most important posters on the board at this point. Almost always engaging or interesting.

igor_balis ― Thought I was pushing some sort of vendetta against him because I said he was shit twice in the space of about three months, so probably precious and insecure on a Kiz-like scale, but that aside he doesn't really stand out in any way. Not particularly good, but not bad enough to be an irritant either.

ItalAussie ― Having a life away from the board means he doesn't post anywhere near as much as he used to, but it's given him less of a tolerance for the likes Harold and Mert's shit, which gives those posts a nice undercurrent of hostility that he didn't have before. Keep that up, it's good.

Jimmy Floyd ― The best poster. Has always been an interesting, witty poster, but that job in the belly of the bonkers beast of Asian business has made him the funniest poster on the board. Admittely that's just through virtue of having the best stories, but it still counts. Indispensable.

John_Arne ― Very occasionally makes a worthwhile post, but usually just vaguely irritating twaddle.

Kikó ― I'm not sure if the adoption of various personas that lend themselves well to catchy monikers is a deliberate thing, but Konspiracy Kiko and ITKiko follow the established pattern of Dawsonegger and the rest. Not quite as funny as he used to be, but still a solid, interesting poster.

kizmarlo ― At the risk of drawing another 'irony meter' post laced with enough self deception to embarrass Mert, he doesn't appear to have become any less precious over the last year. It's less obvious because he posts less but it's still there, bubbling away under the surface and threatening to take over his personality at any moment. Not much good as a poster either, which makes it all less acceptable. I'd be utterly unsurprised to find out his previous account was Jack Torrance.

Laurent Robert ― His dedication to having a TTHer as a houseguest is admirable, and speaks to his generally good nature. Not the funniest or most interesting poster, but comes off as a genuinely nice bloke, and you need some of those around. It's possible that he was just trying to Fritzl someone and the nice thing is an act, but I like to see the good in people.

LeeCovFox ― One of the most engaging posters on the board. Interesting, personable, and occasionally funny. Yeah, excellent all round.

LeedsRevolution ― Pointless, rubbish, and inexplicably nasty. Absolutely without merit as a poster, and seemingly as a human if his stories and opinions are genuine.

Lewis ― Not quite as funny as he used to be, which I'm going to put down to having spent the last year writing a document so dry it's permanently affected his writing style. Still one of the best on the board, and still as sharp as ever when it comes to spotting a pervert or calling out something shit, but seems to have lost a step in his execution.

Magic ― It's a bit of a shame that he's given me a fairly positive entry, because this one won't be. Not as hateful as he was when he was being a deliberately disruptive shit, but I still don't really get what he's bringing to the table. I was watching a program recently where someone referred to childbirth as 'that little troll taboggoning out of your wife's snatch on a wave of turds', and Magic's disgusting sex stories came to mind. Then I realised that the character who was speaking like Magic posts was being portrayed as an utter twat in his own right, and as one half of a truly reprehensible couple. And this was in a Channel 4 sex comedy. Nope.

Mellin ― Post more, you twat.

mf phonics ― Phonics is strange. Talks with the ostensible air of being well read on things like American foreign policy, then shits himself when someone questions it and retreats into his child's hat with only a pair of irresponsibly shiny trainers as evidence he was ever there. A nice enough bloke, but with a very odd posting style.

MokBull ― I wish he'd never come back. Absolutely without merit.

morris0n ― If you wonder why his post count seems to be about a tenth of the number of times you've actually seen him post his banal, witless mutterings, it's because he goes back about a month later and deletes all his posts. I'm not sure why, but combined with his actual posting style it marks him out as a loon.

Multi ― Has vanished. Is not missed.

Obamert ― Still has absolutely no idea who he actually is, which leads to the lol spectacle of someone simultaneously arguing for the merits of the traditional family unit and for the merits of unlimited fucking around. If he gained even a modicum of self awareness he'd run screaming from his account here in shame at how big an arse he's made of himself over the years, but sadly that will never happen and so we must endure his wit and charisma free horseshit about how we all envy his lifestyle, despite the ample evidence to the contrary.

Pepe ― When he drops the five word limit and actually posts something of substance he can come off as an intelligent, thoughtful person. That happens about once a year though, which means he's mostly just a sniping prick with nothing to add.

Pleb ― His supreme idiocy was quite endearing at first, and I'll admit to a hearty lol at that Werewolf game debacle, but he's mostly just a pest. Not like a bedbug infestation or a noisy dog upstairs, but like a fly at the window. He isn't doing anything that isn't natural to him or makes you actually angry, but nor is his inability to find the open window in any way endearing.

QE Taz ― The Liverpool bravado is still laughable and irritating in equal measure, but it's no longer the worst thing about Taz's posting. That's now his naked and unapologetic attempts to see how much anti-gay stuff he can get away with. Replacing 'faggot' with 'maggot' was transparent enough, but the veil had grown so thin and worn that he's abandoned it altogether. Needs to grow up or fuck off, and at this point I'm not particularly bothered which.

Randomlegend ― Has a slightly Kiz tendency to take things to heart, but is generally a much better poster and a much nicer chap.

Raoul Duke ― Quietly hums along being occasionally funny, occasionally interesting, and occasionally helpful. Has quite a nice turn of phrase at times, but he's shit at metaphors.

Regista ― Takes football about as seriously as Bosanac, but doesn't pretend to know everything and provides utility in starting the weekly threads. Seems nice enough, but does have a habit of misunderstanding things and coming off looking vaguely thick as a result.

ScousePig ― I quite like Scouse, which makes the fact that he's a deeply uninteresting poster these days quite disappointing.

Serpent Gazeux ― Top man. His posting style is moving slightly back towards the dry, Fandanbot style of peak Autismo GS, but the content is still engaging and there's usually something in there to enjoy.

Shindig ― No longer seems to think the world owes him a living, which is a major positive, but still rarely posts anything of interest, and even his jokes, once a specialty, usually fall flat. I hope those Playstation game reviews are fucking sparkling, because if it isn't simply a case of writing your best stuff elsewhere then there's been some serious mental decline.

Simon. ― The Malta adventure didn't give his posting the kick up the arse I expected it to, but he's a good poster all the same. It's an odd move to have looked at Pokerface's fantasy journal and decided that's exactly the life you want for yourself, but it seems to be working for him so that's good.

SincereTheRebel ― Seems to be catastrophically unobservant, but it doesn't much affect his general posting which is good. The strange mix of slightly broken but passable English and skewiff observations make him a highly entertaining poster, and isn't that a fucking shock given what an inane drivel merchant he was when he first turned up. Alligning himself with Mert's views on women is a bit of a worry, but we'll see how that develops.

Smiff ― Seems to have toned down the relentless and cartoonish optimism when it comes to Liverpool, which means there probably won't be several thousand posts ready to be upped at the end of this coming season, as there were at the end of the last one, but is generally a good thing for his posting. It's left him as a bit of a dribbling bore, but even that's better than the hooting wanker he was before. I like Smiff, but

Spoonsky ― As much as I loved him taking Taz to task the other day, it was symptomatic of a generally more confrontational style to his posting that doesn't suit him at all. That Taz incident aside, he isn't much good at it, which makes the abandonment of his previous 'eight year old on Masterchef' style precocious youth persona all the more perplexing. I'll put it down to him being of an age where everything's shit and life's shit and fuck you mum for now.

SvN ― Not bad. Not particularly good, and there seems to be absolutely no logic to the things he gets chippy about, but he's alright.

The Merse ― A good poster and seems like a fundamentally nice, if monstrously naive bloke, but the reasons he gave for his relationship breaking down (he's a stubborn, opinionated fuck) and the persona he projects on here don't really match up. I'm not sure if that's due to a toning down of things for us, which would be strange on a board where the stubborn opinionated fucks rule the roost, or an exaggeration in reality due to an excess of comfort in the relationship, but it's an odd disconnect.

7om ― An utter pervert. Not necessarily a sex pest, but a Brummy living in America and going to wrestling just screams pervert.

Toby ― Gets a bit more stick for being boring than is deserved, but then it comes mostly from simpletons and he does seem to be detail oriented almost to the point of caricature, so it's not hugely surprising. Solidly entertaining.

Utotri ― It's a bit rubbish for my sake of the list that Tom and Utotri come so close together. It's going to leave me looking a bit repetetive because Utotri is a fucking pervert. He admitted in Mumu to pissing in a bottle in his room even though the toilet was free because he couldn't be arsed walking to it. That sums the lunatic up.

Waffelz ― Might be the most improved poster on the board at the moment. Still prone to unacceptably common bouts of idiocy, and the lack of new posters means it's not quite as big a compliment as it might once have been, but there we are.

Wullie ― Read whatever I said last year and it'll probably still be true. As witty, engaging, and interesting as ever, only slightly less often than before.

Yevrah ― His recent oddly unremarked upon absence aside, Yev has been keeping the place ticking over with wildly disproportionate responses to banal things for years, and long may it continue. Has mellowed a bit lately, and is at his best when he's using panicky logic to tear something down instead of Yevrage, but both are entertaining.

Zimidy ― As reprehensible and irredeemable a thundercunt as we've ever had on this board.

Giggles
25-09-2015, 07:06 PM
If Mark had any humanity he'd give it the injection.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2015, 07:10 PM
The dugout has fucking died again.

What a load of shit.

I noticed, I wanted to save my comment on Spoonsky that I made in a (2012 IIRC) WDYTOE.

It was so fucking spot on.

Spammer
25-09-2015, 07:14 PM
That 'crap poetry' comment from John still hurts.

leedsrevolution
25-09-2015, 07:16 PM
I never quite understood Johns wide toe on me "LeedsRevolution ― Pointless, rubbish, and inexplicably nasty." I'm never nasty to anyone.

The pointless and rubbish bits I can understand but nasty. Hurts man.

Giggles
25-09-2015, 07:17 PM
John is pretty much bang-on regarding everyone (that I was interested enough to read).

leedsrevolution
25-09-2015, 07:18 PM
John is pretty much bang-on regarding everyone.

Fuck you.

leedsrevolution
25-09-2015, 07:18 PM
Oh god he was right . . . :cry:

Reg
25-09-2015, 07:20 PM
John is pretty much bang-on regarding everyone (that I was interested enough to read).
Yeah, if you dislike 90% of posters on here.

Pleb
25-09-2015, 07:22 PM
Are we doing this again?

Giggles
25-09-2015, 07:23 PM
Most are a bit cuntish, and familiarity can breed a certain level of contempt, but it doesn't mean they're disliked.

EDIT: Reg

phonics
25-09-2015, 07:25 PM
Are we doing this again?

Mong

Pleb
25-09-2015, 07:26 PM
What? :D

igor_balis
25-09-2015, 07:37 PM
John's really reminds me of the list ted compiles for the golden cleric award.

John
25-09-2015, 08:27 PM
If you're bringing stuff over from that thread you should grab Taz's meltdown. That was great fun.

I'd also like it on record that my Hammer entry came before that thread about the earth shattering revelation that black people aren't all the same colour as crude oil. That showed that he can be immensely stupid even when he does have thirty years to think about things.

Utotri
25-09-2015, 11:02 PM
If you call someone European like Ian is doing vis-a-vis le moi, what does that even mean?

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2015, 11:51 PM
Sama it's back up again btw.

I was going to go and save that Spoonsky entry I made yonks ago but I forgot that I'm banned :\

Edit:
Spoonsky — Most have called him the future of TTH and he really is, however he’ll probably be locked up within a year of hitting puberty for recording a female neighbour getting changed. He is a younger version of that kid in American Beauty who films everything.

I don't think a better thing has been said by me on TTH.

phonics
26-09-2015, 12:08 AM
Mate, you pretended to be obsessed by a Ukranian cam girl. Stop trying to pretend you're better than anyone. It's pathetic.

John
26-09-2015, 12:12 AM
That's shite, Mahow. Your old '1-0 Ronaldo' stuff was better.

Lewis
26-09-2015, 12:23 AM
Bernanke ― He posts good things, but is he a good poster? It's hard to say given how sterile the posts (rather than 'his posts') ultimately are. You need to put some personality into them, rather than just being a high-class diljeet Twitter aggregator.

Ironic that a lack of sterility forced him to start [over-]sharing.

Spoonsky
26-09-2015, 12:40 AM
Sama it's back up again btw.

I was going to go and save that Spoonsky entry I made yonks ago but I forgot that I'm banned :\

Edit:

I don't think a better thing has been said by me on TTH.

That's a pretty sad comment on your posting here, given it's not particularly accurate. Maybe I sound a little creepier here than I am in real life, but socially I'm very normal.

Bernanke
26-09-2015, 12:46 AM
Ironic that a lack of sterility forced him to start [over-]sharing.

:D

I actually had that quote in the back of my head for the first post about it on the old forum.

Samadini
26-09-2015, 05:34 AM
Lewis -


AD ― He's alright, but we would probably survive without him since he's like a less interesting (read: more secure) James.

Andy ― It's all good stuff from Andy these days, to the point where I would say he's doing the role that Mellin used to do before he became a Billy Big Bollocks bossing his fellow metal-bashers around.

Angel Di Mahowia ― He was never a particularly great poster (although he was productive), but half of his posts annoy me these days when he's moaning about something - usually his fault - or at someone or crying like a tart about sport. Wind it in, mate. You can do better.

That fucking mugshot. Let's see the Hand.

Apples ― You may have noticed that I have deleted quite a few names from this list. But why not Apples, Lewis, mate? He barely posts these days, and he was never that interesting. Well, you know... He likes the old AFL. He got married, didn't he? Remember th...

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Bamster ― Legend. I've noticed there is no Pards on this list as well. The End of an Era.

Bernanke ― He posts good things, but is he a good poster? It's hard to say given how sterile the posts (rather than 'his posts') ultimately are. You need to put some personality into them, rather than just being a high-class diljeet Twitter aggregator.

Benny ― I go along with the consensus on Benny. He's a nice LAD, and he keeps things moving without ever being great (lol pictures aside) or shit.

Boom-Boom ― He's good value in the weightlifting thread, where he has a bit of authority on the subject, but elsewhere it's a bit hit 'n' miss.

Boydy ― I think he is one of the best posters we've got now that he's posting properly.

Browning ― I find it a bit strange that the only personal details he seems to offer relate to his working life. What does he do with his time when he isn't pretending not to watch the wrestling (which he has the most consistently right opinions on)?

Bruhdinho ― He tries, bless him. You should tone it down a bit, mate.

Byron ― Just read what I've written for Webly and consider yourself about seventy per cent as good (also exchange 'similarly gormless' for 'paedophilic'). You're also a prat for never taking my Norwich Meet overtures seriously. Little Randrew was gutted, and the disappointment set his ailments off again.

corduroy ― That post about his dead dog sums him up nicely. He does come out with some decent lines every now and again, and fair play for those; but his posts generally try too hard, and I actually think he is quite mean-spirited. It comes to the fore when he talks about other people, and whilst somebody else called it self-depreciating, I call it bitterness (and I think he does as well).

Dantastic ― He's a good sort, Tandastic, if a bit of a pervert.

Dark Soldier ― I think he only comes back to see if people remember him. Either post properly or retire.

Davgooner ― I raised the prospect of it last year, and it has sadly come to pass. He has become TEG. Unlucky. Is it too late to become worthwhile again? Time will tell, but at the minute he isn't really contributing anything (and dismissing people isn't contributing). On that note, I reckon people are scared to challenge him in football threads an' all. Regista tried, but he got brushed.

diljeet ― Complete and utter shit (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q).

Dj_Luca ― It's not good enough, son.

Five Time ― He's in the rasslin' crew and (probably) supports Liverpool, so it's hit and miss really isn't it? Sorry, I'm just bored of writing this and didn't want to delete your name.

Foe ― I like Foe, but he doesn't really contribute that much. He's probably busy I suppose.

FrancisWalsh ― What a guy.

Gray Fox ― He does a solid enough job backing up GS as Liverpool's full-time representative on Earth, which is nice, and he seems pleasant enough. I don't know what to add to that.

Hammerstein ― The thin layer of respectability conferred on him by the National Union of Teachers doesn't disguise the fact that he's a bit of a shambles. It makes for relatively interesting reading here, and he strikes me as alright, but he's a MELTDOWN waiting to happen. It will be one on an epic scale as well, make no mistake. Most probably following a five month attempt to get back with his disturbed ex-missus.

Harold Flair ― It goes without saying that he is really, really bad; but given that he claims not to like anybody here, why does he even bother (and why do I bother)? Miroc (I think) might have got it right with the neediness theory. Basically, nobody else will listen.

Henry ― I reckon agreeing with me on things has slowly sent him mental and hampered his posting. That would also explain why he does all that running to the point of it being self-harm.

Hfswjyr ― *Rugby League Crew*

hydrocephalus ― He's turned into Toby, but he doesn't have the clout (massive head) or perseverance to carry it off properly, so he still comes across as a bit of a touch-and-go breakdown waiting to happen. It's kind of like when my friend got fat, and the respect that ought to have been his (in terms of getting served at the bar and holding court) failed to materialise because he was still only five foot six.

Still, it would be a shame if he left.

Ian ― Webly is the Michael Carrick of the board. He doesn't over-power games, his side-footed shooting (which in this case serves to represent occasionally over-milking a joke) is annoying shit, and he probably has a similarly gormless face on him; but we need him. Everything people used to say about ScousePig when they couldn't think of actual compliments now applies to Webly. Heroic.

igor_balis ― Like Merse, but without a fully-functioning brain (so like him when he signed those housing documents).

ItalAussie ― He likes me now, and all I had to do was spend three years conducting original academic research. Take note, anyone on his Shit List.

Jimmy Floyd ― What a ball we had during the election campaign (even though, unlike me, he didn't have the foresight to see victory coming). I don't know whether the board has gone into recess generally since that and the football finished, but you can see how the quality of the place suffers when he's occupied shuttling pulled dog burgers around London on his little bike.

John ― Not quite as funny as he used to be... Still one of the best on the board, and still as sharp as ever when it comes to spotting a pervert or calling out something shit, but seems to have lost a step in his execution.

John_Arne ― He's a wrong'un, but he's alright and could yet wrestle Best Yellow off 7om if the latter doesn't get himself together.

Kikó ― Konspiracy Kiko, ITKiko, the Manc of Moorgate... The man re-born. What an absolute geezer and role model. You too can shake down your own nan and ACHIEVE.

King_Wazza ― You should tone it down a bit, mate. He tries, bless him.

kizmarlo ― It looked like he had seethed himself to death for a while, but he is back just in time for the World Cup. Get lost, Wales.

Laurent Robert ― It was nice to hear that he is calling time on London, although it still leaves the obvious question as to what the fuck is he going to do in Cardiff? He's a top, top geezer in many respects, but thinking for himself doesn't appear to be one of them. Maybe you should look into one of those female-led relationships that beta sissy men scour the internet in search of. There will inevitably be a fetish element to it, but you could probably make it work to your advantage if somebody else (Hammerstein, say) makes contact and arranges it for you.

LeeCovFox ― I have literally no interest in his holidays, so he should stop doing those and posting about them and post about things that interest me more.

LeedsRevolution ― He's basically a shit Molton. Sort of likeable, but ultimately a shambles.

Lewis ― More like Lewgend.

Lofty ― He needs to sit himself down, work out what he wants to do, and - most importantly - just chuck it in and become gay. I bet he would get loads of arse.

Magic ― People moan about his posting, but we all love it really. The rage, the [clearly failing] self-improvement, the consistently good jokes about Tobias' giant fucking head... Even the dodgy videos we wouldn't otherwise get to see or even hear about. Keep up the good work, Magic Bastard.

Max Power ― He's a bit of a foil for Fox, which doesn't do him any favours. Branch out.

Mellin ― You've done Michael Howard proud, son.

mf phonics ― You've got to hand it to Swiss Joe. To say everything he's learned since primary school has been filtered through the Guardian or the Daily Show, he isn't even all that insufferable. In fact, he's a bit of a geezer.

MokBull ― He should try and take the board a bit more seriously.

Multi ― Multeh would be the Best Foreigner now if he was still posting. But he isn't, so fuck him. Bald-headed bastard.

niko_cee ― niko going full-time would be the best kick up the arse TTH could possibly receive.

Obamert ― I like Mert. For all the stuff about him trying to prove something to people, and everybody going to town on what motivates him, what I think he needs is a couple of really good friends. Not 'bros', or other people to date rape with, but somebody like me who could slap him about and give him a bit of perspective.

Offshore Toon ― He barely posts. I just didn't want to cull him.

Okay_Amigo ― The same goes with this pleb.

Pepe ― I proper lol at his posts when they hit their mark, but the rest of them are increasingly becoming the posting equivalent of listening to somebody eat. Have a few months off and get it together.

QE Taz ― Maybe I was late to the Taz Fan Club, or maybe he met me half-way. However it has happened, I think he's great now.

Queenslander ― :cool:

Randomlegend ― He's fading away a bit these days, to the point where I only see him posting about food and ailments. Have you thought about just giving your head a wobble and getting some fresh air?

Regista ― He's sound (Serie A is shit), but I'll wait for the personal information to flood in before offering a proper verdict. Let's start with a mugshot...

Samoth ― I know that he supports Wolves and has tattoos. Come on, son.

ScousePig ― Last name on the list. I don't know what that implies. He's alright, and should probably use his teaching skills and locality to stage an intervention for Hammerstein.

Serpent Gazeux ― There is little point in saying what a good poster is, so I'm just going to lol at his reluctance to chase the accounting monies. It's bollocks, mate. Make the most of it, chuck it at thirty-five, and do a PhD in something you actually enjoy (probably Accounting by then).

SincereTheRebel ― He says something funny every month or so, but he's crap really. Not to mention a bit of a cunt.

Snapman ― I think people claiming he was a good poster went to his head a bit (the irony[!]), which led to him trying a bit too hard (again[!]). He's alright, but it's nothing we didn't get bored of when DS was doing it years ago.

Snazz ― Just unban Baz you sad set of bastards. Legend (I lolled out loud at The Reid's WDYTOE entry).

Spoonsky ― I suppose we're always going to have the odd disagreement since, board-related shared interests aside, we might be the two least similar posters here as far as outlook goes. It's not worth going into great detail on those outlooks (including the amount of seriousness they're approached with), because it doesn't detract from his quality posting and fuzziness, but I think the point stands. Bless him. Stupid fucking ten year old.

SvN ― See what I wrote for Bryon? Take that, but ignore the nonceface bit. Plus he's funnier than Bryon. I'm losing the will to live here.

The Merse ― The poor bastard. He's another one who should give serious thought to changing at Baker Street, since he fulfils most of the criteria as it is. In more relevant matters, he is a really good poster when he's bothering.

7om ― I called him shit (he isn't that shit) because I think he is getting a bit too chummy and established, thinking he can spout off secure in his position of middling status with his dad bod of pointless posts ('gone a bit Pepe' if you will). I've seen it before, son. Don't let it happen.

Toby ― He's pretty tedious these days, which makes you wonder what he is playing at. He can't claim not to be trying (which is a shit excuse anyway, because how hard is it?) because the boringness takes a bit of effort, so what is he playing at?

Pull your considerable head in, Ruth.

Trancemeister ― Here is your annual reminder of this (http://www.thedugout.tv/community/showpost.php?p=2922500&postcount=115).

Utotri ― Such a legend. I wish he posted here full-time.

Vor ― I can't really tell you anything about him, but he still has 'Steiger... what a legend' as his custom status, so I probably identify with him more than I do most of you.

Waffelz ― I sometimes lol when he posts about Scottish football for the benefit of nobody, but then I remember that half of my rugby posts go unanswered (see: niko's entry), so whatever works for him. I like Wafflolz, and it's nice that his enthusiasm covers up half of his actually quite shit, bandwagon-happy posting, but it's even nicer that he reminds me of Magic when he was younger and used to think getting drunk made him a big man. Crack on, fat lad.

The Weaver ― He's alright, but he could do to interact with people a bit more.

Wullie ― He's still turning it in at a reduced pace, like when Robert Prosinecki went to Portsmouth (cue SG return in 5, 4, 3...).

Yevrah ― I reckon we're basically best internet mates these days. Like Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley (I'm obviously Paisley, since my cause was the righteous one). Provided the fact he's old enough to be my father doesn't bother him, maybe one day we could become real life best mates as well.

Zimidy ― I'm probably his number one (that is to say only) fan. I bet he's fat, mind. The fat one in the rugby team who has to out-banter everybody so that they don't get a moment to realise wait a minute he's the softest target, and we could probably make him cry pretty easily.



Magic -


Part One:


AE - Loveable chap, completely inoffensive and probably a good friend to have on a paid holiday or something because he's a submissive little virgin bitch. Even I'm more black than he is.

Alan Shearer The 2nd ― Doesn't post much but we're very alike. Probably too much so. More FB buddies but I guess we're still too scared to formally introduce ourselves because we'll hate the fact that we're so similar. We'd be a hell of a dream team.

Andy ― Proper bloke's bloke. Loves football, a pint or two, and is very good at D.I.Y. Andy is the Fray Bentos and a cup of bovril please (you cunt) of TTH. Whether he sees that as a compliment or not is up to him. ;)

Angel Di Mahowia ― Dat mugshot doe. Somehow I expected How to look nothing like that and everything like that at the same time. It's actually offered up a bit of humanity to an otherwise bot like poster. Actually that's a great disservice. Mahow has grown in stature on the board massively. Still, learn to deal with minor problems you freak and you wouldn't need to post as much in the 'fucks you off' thread.

Bamster ― I use to like Bam but it's worrying how someone with such a low IQ can make it in to their 40s. Nothing more than an annoying troll these days.

Benny ― Ben is such a wimp. He reminds me of Simon from the Inbetweeners. Takes great offence at everything, probably from low self esteem of having the same girlfriend through school until basically now. Once he dips his wick a bit more then we'll see the true LAD reveal himself.

Boom-Boom ― LOL. I always thought Boom was an absolute fucking freak, the kind that ends up murdering pre-teens and putting their dismembered bodies in the fridge for later consumption. But he's actually quite a nice man, a disturbed man nonetheless. I've somehow got a lot of time for him.

Boydy ― Oh Boydy. He's destined to become another Shinners, vast intelligence wasted in a temping agency on the minimum wage. Really struggles to keep the bitterness down sometimes which is rather amusing but it is sad to see him wallowing in his own capitalist hating superiority. Get a grip, man!

Bruhdinho ― :cool: Stepped up to the plate since our little bitchfest. A bit immature (I hope you're younger than me) but a very good addition to the board.

Carninho ― Weird bacon and cheese eating spactoid.

corduroy ― Post more. That's it. Though can such quality be produced on a frequent basis? I'd like an attempt, at least.

Danny ― Yeah Danny is a decent poster, though a Leeds born scum fan living in Florida? :nono:

Dark Soldier ― DS is another character. Annoyingly our great bond was in the Film thread, but since I don't really go to the pics anymore (read: at all), and since my relationship is steady (read: fucked) I don't post much in that thread either. The Jobs one yes but that was fucking shit reading about his job seeking. Good luck fella.

Davgooner ― Dav is a proper poster. I really don't know anything about him though, which is frustrating. He's the Irish guy from the I.T Crowd. I bet it turns out he's got three kids to extra-marital affairs and his own sex pad in the Algarve.

diljeet ― Mental. Not on purpose, either. A prime example of I.T affirmative action gone wrong, and probably the type to call you a racist and hang up if you question his methods and answers. Still, clearly enjoys his football so fair play.

Dj_Luca ― Greatest man on here. I see him lording it up on Facebook, all his bitches, his work, it's glorious. And I never think to call him a cunt. It must be that tremendous, twice-weekly washed hair. Subtle poster and I eagerly look forward to each post he makes.

eltharion_doa ― Complete wanker. I don't remember Elthy always being like this (he was in the upper echelons of TTH in my last stint of tragic mongson, I just didn't get him). Sneering, arrogant twat. It's funny to see him proven wrong frequently though by people who actually know what they're talking about.

Foe ― Foe reminds me of Gil from the Simpsons. A quivering wreck (using weightlifting to boost his self esteem) who has somehow made it big (oil & gas OBVIOUSLY) in America (right?). It doesn't seem easy being Foe, the redundancy talk etc was a bit scary. All in all, when he looks out on to the street/his drive and sees that brand new BMW I bet he sheds a little tear and wishes he worked in Admin instead.

FrancisWalsh ― Don't necessarily agree with his world viewpoints but Giggles is a good poster. Contributions in the Driving thread are much appreciated.

Gray Fox ― Resident deluded Liverpool fan, but isn't funny with it.

Hammerstein ― I love hammery. Got me in to psychology and at that point I had him pegged as an insightful, thoroughly pleasent chap. As it turns out, he's got a streak of Boom in him. Mentalist.

Harold Flair ― Harold is a good poster, but gets easily wound up and baited in. Valid and constructive points become absolutely redundant when it breaks in to fighting. Though in fairness phonics and Henry changing thread titles etc is absolutely fucking tiresome and they should fuck off with that shit.

Henry ― Worst mod ever etc. Henry is an annoying, secretive, arrogant man. Socially awkward and horribly condescending, he's probably NOTHING like that in person. In fact, he actually looks like quite a nice bloke. Please transfer some of that on to here, you miserable, boring cunt.

Ian ― Possible mountain climbing noncery afoot here. Welby is a great poster, nothing to change or see here folks. Just KUTGW.

ItalAussie ― Ital the Rabbi. Probably would be able to counter every statement you could think of with 'Ahhhh but what if' or 'Did you consider that...' etc. Someone to look up to, but again lol @ the fact he's religious. He's fucking consistent in his moderating as well, unlike the others. OH APART FROM IF YOU ARE A MOD AND MAKE A HOMOPHOBIC COMMENT. :baz:

Jimmy Floyd ― Floyd is quite simply a Ferrari 250 GTO. As a young poster, you just won't get it. Never in a million years. Who cares about the relic? Fuck it. Where's that Lambo Aventador?? But as you age yourself, you start to appreciate his greatness. He's a delightful member of the board, and I just love him (lol @ my inevitable exclusion from his list).

John ― I hated John. Used to think he was a nippy little bastard. He's actually nae too bad and is usually spot on with his views on things and cutting assessments of situations posters find themselves in. Needs to post more.

John_Arne ― Bit weird. Probably fucks ladyboy kids.

Kikó ― Much better now he's dropped the lunatic lefty mask. What a fucking cock he was for a time. Life has been good to meathead but you can't say he hasn't earned it. The polar opposite of Ronan.

King_Wazza ― I left this absolute mongtoid in just to call him a fucking mongy mong. Makes Diljeet look like the chair of Mensa.

kizmarlo ― Nice little poster is Kiz. Great matchday threads and has provided links a few times. Definitely better off with him.

Laurent Robert ― Yes yes and more yes. He's bloody hilarious and is the most happy-go-lucky chap on here.

Lee ― ???

LeeCovFox ― Wait...what? Who the fucking hell is Lee then? Here's my Lee's entry, fuck the original Lee: I love Lee. He reminds me of House, a deeply unstable individual held together by his horrible, fucked up job. Lauren is his cuddy, and annoyingly I bet she has great tits. He has a filthy mind too which I often forget and it's an absolutely delicious surprise when it seeps out on to the board. I liken it going out with your parents for a meal and your step-dad nipping off to pay the bill after the meal just to show he isn't a completely worthless cunt after all.

LeedsRevolution ― Another mad raving lunatic. I'm not sure if I have LR pegged down as a fantastist or whether he's telling the truth about his shit life. Either way it makes for uneasy reading but he doesn't really have a bad word to say about anyone, only in utmost jest. And he's a fellow mighty white so good bloke!

It's a bit shit. However fuck doing it in my own time and being paid to do a WDYTOE list. :drool:

Oh no, wait, WAIT. LET ME FIX THE FORMATTING.

EDIT: DONE.


Part Two:

Lewis - Yes, he's brilliant, always was always will be. I don't have a bad word to say about Lewbear. I'm just disappointed he's actually turned out to be a Channing Tatum looking motherfucker as well as having quite clear intelligence. Not fair. However he's a cod 'ed so it evens itself out in the end.

Lofty - What's happened to Lofty? Has he sorted himself out? Not seen him post in ages.

lynskey - Leeds fan. Nuff said.

Mazuuurk - Maz doesn't post enough, and when he does it's a bit meh now. Come on mate, come back.

mf phonics - the only poster on here that I'd be happy to see the back of. Reminds me of a shouty LGBT ISIS sympathiser.

MokBull - 100% that fake American guy that killed himself.

Obamert - Arsehole. No more to say, really.

Panda Bear - FB buddies more than here. A great poster when he does post though.

Pen - As above really. Two posters I'd really like to post more often.

Pepe - Swings between annoying troll and really good poster.

QE Taz - Reaaaalllllyyyyyyy good poster. Not sure how he manages to type with all the swag he's carrying. I reckon Taz would be amazing on a 'nite out'.

Randomlegend - I like RL. He's a bit of a mincer with most things (like that weirdo in school who always got sent home for having migraines) but I do appreciate his views.

Raoul Duke - posh chair sitting twat. :cool:

Regista - LOL have I mixed up Kiz with Reg? Who does the matchday threads? Oh fuck it. Great poster? :uhoh:

ScousePig - Doesn't post enough for me to have a decent opinon, mousey pinhead.

Serpent Gazeux - What a storming poster GS is. He's gone from a celibate autistic freak to a respected socialite. I've got all the time in the world to read GS's view on things, in that respect we tend to agree quite a lot. His knowledge is far greater than mine on politics etc so it's good to see what I could put together if I had an inkling of intelligence.

Shindig - Great guy, doesn't seem too fazed by his job position even though it makes for grim reading. Very funny, very underrated.

Simon. - Simon is basically RL with a tan. Another world class mincer but can just manage to shoot his load. That said, like RL, he's someone I do look out for when he posts.

SincereTheRebel - Sincy swings between annoying gimp and knowledgable comedian. Maybe I just don't get him.

Smiff - Christ I forgot about Smiff. Benny you aren't the biggest princess on here. Seems to have sorted shit out now which is great for him and for the board overall. Football related posts and opinions are awful though.

Snapman - Good poster but really needs to post more!

Snazz - :cool: Apart from the cunt almost burying me, Snazz is one of the best on here. Our humours are very similar and I reckon he is a shameless wanker like me too. Dirty bastard.

Spoonsky - Spoon and I didn't get along, mainly because we exagerrated our prejudices. I was an annoying tit, granted. I actually now think he's a pretty articulate young man (still a massive freak) who will go far. We'd never, ever be #m8s in real life, ever. FB me later xxx

SvN - SvN reminds me of Dav. Solid, solid poster who is quite mature but at the same time can relate to watching squirting videos on Twitter whilst having a shit. He's what I want to be when I'm 30.

The Merse - Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

7om - Pepe v2. You need to step it up, motherfucker.

Toby - All aboard the banter bus! This man could empty a tavern in one sentence. To two and fro with Toby is like that fucking tennis match between the giant guy and the Yank lesbian that went on for about 19 hours. You just can't win, ever. But neither can he, so it sort of shits itself out. He's a menace for remembering shit you've said as well, so if you're going to commit to something fucking research it properly first before he quotes it in 3 years time to make you seem like a huge idiot.

Utotri - The next Oscar P, but with legs. Absolute mentalist who makes Harold's views seem central. Uto isn't baited either so doesn't exaggerate, which makes him even more of a lunatic. A scary, scary man who would probably unload his hunting gun in to a few blokes because they admitted to using moisturiser. He'd then go and shoot a lion. Probably. The bastard.

Waffelz - Waff is that bloke you feel sorry for that turns up at the football with a full kit on and always buys the matchday programme. He's got a bit of light on in his head but not much. Destined to end up in a local council labouring job. Nevertheless, the board would be quiet without this loquacious young man.

Wullie - Has dropped off recently but every so often reminds you why everyone thinks he's brilliant.

Yevrah - Where the fuck has he disappeared to? Another board heavyweight. A shit version of Jimmy, and in that respect I can relate to him a bit more. A poster again I have a lot of time for.

Zimidy - Doesn't really post anymore but when he does it's in the same vain as Harold without the committment which makes it annoying and boring. Step up, mane.



The Merse -


Nothing revelatory in here I'm sure, but fuck it I like lists don't I?

AE ― I've got a soft spot having met him and found him to be a lovely character, it definitely makes his posting less offensively shit but he's definitely less affable than when he seemed to me to be just a naive dafty.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Actually seems to have become a little more witty and less spammy. The mugshot might be one of the moments of the year and I'm quite surprised Benny didn't initiate an MS paint/photoshop thread off the back of it.

Bamster ― Probably the only positive thing I can say is that 'PM Bamster' continues to be a cracking catchphrase.

Benny ― I'm glad Benny upped his posting over the last few years, he's an affable sort who gives the impression of being one of those guys you enjoy seeing on your lunchbreak as they're not boring and they're able to bring about a good chortle but with whom you can't actually recall any specific interactions of any meaning. The photoshop/paint stuff is fucking brilliant, mind.

Boydy ― Occasionally comes across as a bit of a miserable scrote, but otherwise is humorous and agreeable in spades. Not easy to pre-empt which is only a good thing.

corduroy ― Not around enough. Close to Wullie when at his peak.

Dark Soldier ― I remember WDYOE's where I've praised DS for keeping the board alive with contributions, but I can't really remember any moment of note this past year.

Davgooner ― Oddly is a bit like the skipper of the Arsenal crew. Doesn't say much, but can dismiss people with absolute ease and remains one of the funnier posters.

diljeet ― From the skipper to the weak link. Football posting and otherwise. Fucking hell, it's not even cute.

Dj_Luca ― We can all wax lyrical on our feeling for the guy. Nice, humorous, interesting.

eltharion_doa ― Seems to have 'returned' to some extent after being more occasional. Doesn't live up to the reputation he once seemed to carry when everyone was lamenting his lack of posts in WDTOE's of yesteryear.

Foe ― A good enough sort generally but the occasional whining can be irritating.

Hammerstein ― I actually think we absolutely need the Hammers of the world to inject some interesting personal experiences that provide a decent lol at as opposed to just linked content from elsewhere on the web or in jokes. Seems nice enough too, if a little thick at times.

Harold Flair ― I feel like I've said this for three or four years now, Bish isn't funny enough to make his shite worth it any more

Henry ― Less noticeable over the past couple of years, seemingly less impassioned too. Perhaps due to the amount of consensus around the place. Still thoughtful, if not always agreeable.

hydrocephalus ― It took a long time for me to catch onto it being James. Seems to have calmed a bit, nice to have around though.

Ian ― Funny, prolific and agreeable, the combination being a real asset.

igor_balis ― Nice to have a baggie on the board.

ItalAussie ― Continues to be thoughtful and very worthwhile when he makes the effort, sadly that's not really in evidence so much now, and he's less warm to some extent too, perhaps due to the chores of being a mod.

Jimmy Floyd ― Seems to have become wittier? The Korean stories are a highlight of the job thread and the African football stuff remains excellent and informative.

John ― Quality poster as always, less noticeable and less confrontational now, again I'd imagine this is due to the mod stuff as I suspect impacts Ital too. Largely noticeable in the TV thread. I really must get around to catching more of Southland...

John_Arne ― As with Niko, I only seem to remember him posting regarding Liverpool but am convinced I ought to be able to recall more.

Kikó ― Not sure why some loons object so much to some of the insider knowledge stuff or the conspiracy stuff as he's always seemed knowingly and comically aware of what he's doing with it, might be giving him too much credit, but it's how I've always read him anyway.

kizmarlo ― His Werewolf was a tremendous format. Shame the village fucked it, but then again he could have done with being a little aggrieved too. Decent poster overall.

LeeCovFox ― Used to be my favourite part-timer by a long way and whilst I like Lee a lot, I must say he's not as consistent as he's become more prolific over the past of years. Still very, very good though.

Lewis ― Remains the second funniest man on the board, with very interesting and engaging titbits to boot. Second to Jimmy in my eyes for overall quality and to Wullie for funniest, an absolute tour de force when on form.

Magic ― He's objectionable as fuck these days. I like him more as a fun scamp that was a bit of a prick but nonetheless could make you laugh. He doesn't make me laugh now, indeed the only motion provoked by his posting seems to be the shaking of my head.

mf phonics ― Not great on football, but can be very interesting otherwise.

Obamert ― I'm never sure how much of it is his 'persona' on here, but a lot of the misogyny and superiority is so consistent that it must form elements of his real personality and outlook on life. Which is a shame for a clearly very smart kid.

Pepe ― Not sure why he's so revered, but the silly and prolific nature of his posting is that which keeps the board ticking over, a bit of a funnier but less amiable Mahow perhaps.

QE Taz ― Taz isn't really funny or interesting but there remains a lot of value to the board there in his caricature offerings, in a similar vein to Pepe.

Regista ― Wouldn't be missed were he to leave, but he's a solid poster who makes an effort so for that it would be a bit of a shame were he not around.

Serpent Gazeux ― Very interesting and occasionally very witty in a wry manner. That he manages to be utterly disagreeable in his views on a regular basis yet remains so utterly likeable is testament simply to the quality of his posting.

SincereTheRebel ― Did not see him hanging around this long or becoming someone whose effort I really appreciate. Still not the brightest tool in the box at times, but far less noticeably so these days and he's also developed a bit of a dry humour in some of his posting.

Smiff ― Now he's completely dropped the clowning, he's one of those people that can raise a smile but equally be utterly banal.

Spoonsky ― I think a few people have commented on his 'confrontational' nature over the past couple of years. Angsty, I'd say. Remains a good poster, but his interactions aren't anywhere near the endearing, friendly stuff of yonder. Not that they probably ought to be as he became more and more exposed to this place and the FM Sections and TMD died a death. Remains the anti-Mert which is a very nice thing.

Toby ― Again I have a particular soft spot due to the meet. Overly derided though he does seem to left the purple patch he enjoyed for some time when he was particularly engaging, nonetheless a good poster with far more boring alternatives to be found.

Waffelz ― Seems to have grown up a bit and all the better for it.

Wullie ― The funniest man on the board. Hands down.

Yevrah ― Remains a brilliant remonstrator although I've always kind of wished he had a partizan take on his football posting. Interesting enough and humorous at times without ranking amongst the 'elite' in either respect.

Samadini
26-09-2015, 05:44 AM
Pepe -


Have it you twats:


AD ― :sorry:
Adam_ ― :sorry:
Adramelch ― :nodd:
AE ― :cool:
Alan Shearer The 2nd ― :)
Alex ― :sorry:
Andy ― :sorry:
Angel Di Mahowia ― :harold:
Apples ― :)
Bamster ― :lol:
Bernanke ― ;)
Benny ― :loser:
Boom-Boom ― :nuts:
Boydy ― :hat:
Browning ― :sorry:
Bruhdinho ― :cab:
Byron ― :)
Carninho ― :sorry:
CJ ― :)
Clunge ― :sorry:
corduroy ― :D
Danny ― :)
Dantastic ― :sorry:
Dark Soldier ― :cool:
Davgooner ― :)
diljeet ― :lol:
Dj_Luca ― :cool:
dquincy ― :sorry:
eltharion_doa ― :cab:
Fandan ― :sorry:
Five Time ― :sorry:
Foe ― :flex:
FrancisWalsh ― :harold:
Fry Crayola ― :girl:
Gray Fox ― :)
Hammerstein ― :harold:
Harold Flair ― :chinny:
Heat ― :sorry:
Henry ― :harold:
Hfswjyr ― :sorry:
hydrocephalus ― :)
Ian ― :cool:
igor_balis ― :)
ItalAussie ― :bamster:
Jimmy Floyd ― :cab:
John ― http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Adult/blowjob2.gif
John_Arne ― :sorry:
Kikó ― :)
King_Wazza ― :lol:
kizmarlo ― :)
Laurent Robert ― :drool:
Lee ― :sorry:
LeeCovFox ― :)
LeedsRevolution ― :harold:
Lenny Henry ― :sorry:
Lewis ― :cool:
Lofty ― :cool:
Luke Emia ― :sorry:
Luther Blissett ― :)
lynskey ― :sorry:
Magic ― :drool:
Mark ― :nono:
MartinSAFC ― :sorry:
Max Power ― :sorry:
Mazuuurk ― :)
Mellin ― :)
mf phonics ― :harold:
Mike ― :)
mikem ― :sorry:
Minister De la Funk ― :sorry:
Miroc ― :sorry:
MokBull ― :harold:
morris0n ― :cab:
mss ― :sorry:
Multi ― :)
newschooldevil ― :sorry:
niko_cee ― :sorry:
Obamert ― :moop:
Offshore Toon ― :cool:
Okay_Amigo ― :)
P_3 ― :sorry:
Palace15 ― :sorry:
Palmer. ― :sorry:
Panda Bear ― :thbgrin:
Pen ― :)
Pepe ― :dc:
Pleb ― :cool:
QE Taz ― :rasta:
Queenslander ― :sorry:
Randomlegend ― :)
Raoul Duke ― :)
Regista ― :)
reviL ― :sorry:
rich12 ― :sorry:
roversawh7 ― :sorry:
Samoth ― :sorry:
Sandman ― :)
ScousePig ― :wanker:
sergeantdisco ― :sorry:
SerjTankian ― :sorry:
Serpent Gazeux ― :henn0rz:
Shindig ― :)
Simon. ― :)
SincereTheRebel ― :rasta:
Smiff ― :D
Snapman ― :nodd:
Snazz ― :)
Spav ― :sorry:
SpokesmaN ― :sorry:
Spoonsky ― :cool:
SvN ― :)
TG ― :sorry:
The Merse ― :harold:
The Reid ― :sorry:
Thommo ― :sorry:
7om ― :drool:
Toby ― :)
Trancemeister ― :sorry:
Utotri ― :lol:
Vim ― :)
Vor ― :sorry:
Waffelz ― :cool:
Weaver ― :sorry:
Wullie ― :D
Yevrah ― :rosebud:
Zimidy ― :nono:




Regista -


If you're not included, it's probably cos I think you're alright and don't have enough to say. Done about two fifths, I'll finish the rest tomorrow.


Adam_ ― He was a proper outspoken newbie. Not afraid to insult some of the favourites on here which was novel at least. Other than that I'm not sure he contributed much and seems to have disappeared for the most part.

Adramelch ― Only seems to pop in when he feels like criticising somebody, usually for their grammar. I remember back when the FM sections were going strong he was a good poster over there. Would be good if he posted more as I enjoy hearing about football in countries other than ours.

AE ― Must be loving his life. I wonder sometimes if he'll regret posting so much on here re: relationships etc incase he's found out by his club/somebody in football.

Alex ― My favourite hip-hop poster. Always happy to read his thoughts on an album or artist. Possibly never seen him post in other threads though.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Terrible judge of footballers but a quite amusing and consistently decent poster. Tennis contributions are welcome, shame there aren't more of us.

Benny ― Up there with the funniest. Probably up there with the most light-hearted on here too, which is very welcome as TTH is pretty serious fucking business. Excellent Photoshopper, I hope he does one of his swish designed lists.

Boydy ― Rare left-wing poster in the politics threads. Pleasingly annoyed at the injustices. I mostly refrain from joining in because I'd just get too annoyed disagreeing with too many people. Seems bored of football - bit of a shame because he's a more measured Liverpool fan/follower.

Bruhdinho ― I like Bruhd. Not very good at being concise but other than that he's good. Takes the stick he seems to get fairly often very well.

Byron - Doesn't seem as active nowadays but I like his bantzz with Taz.

CJ ― One of the more dedicated football fans I think, but he doesn't often post more than a paragraph. Would enjoy more thoughts. Preferably not about Liverpool, I read enough about 'em on here.

Dark Soldier ― film buff, unfortunately I've not seen many that he posts about. Seems a good and funny lad.

Davgooner ― His posts are usually too short. I have no idea what he thinks of most topics/people other than that I'm a fucking loon. Seems to have a rather different view on football than me most of the time. Enjoy his posts on fan culture and attending matches.

diljeet ― An odd one. He's almost indescribable really. I won't try.

Dj_Luca ― Seems very cultured. United posts are good. I hear he's some big success though I have no idea what he does.

eltharion_doa ― Lots of interests in life, which is cool. We haven't interacted much so it's more difficult to really know what I think of him.

Foe ― Seems like he'd be a good mate.

FrancisWalsh ― He's quite mystifying really. His views on his own club, or the one he follows as if he's seemingly forced, are always negative. Always. It must be bloody miserable. He's unrealistically down about Spurs in every possible way. I'm a Brighton fan, I've had it much tougher, enjoy your quite-goodness.

Fry Crayola ― One of my favourite posters until he pissed off to spend all his time here in the gaming forum.

Gray Fox ― Bit like a toned-down version of Francis. Rodgers is quite good, mate.

Hammerstein ― THE MIGHTY SAINTS. Very inquisitive about life and weirdos. Fascinating to see what he does with his time.

Harold Flair ― Such a hateful, incredibly consistent, bore.

Henry ― I've seen loads of Henry posts but I don't know what I think of him. I used to get him muddled up with John which hasn't helped.

Ian ― One of my favourite posters, has an amusing view on all United matters.

igor_balis ― I like igor, seems to only care about this place enough to use lower case letters and post whatever he feels like, almost regardless of where the thread is going. Good stuff.

ItalAussie ― Smart and quite likeable. More Juventus posts would be appreciated - what do you think of all the scandals and disgusting behaviour? Post more about Serie A, too. We should get an active thread going next season. More about Italy and Australia too please.

Jimmy Floyd ― Excellent poster despite agreeing with almost nothing I say, the bastard. I don't know how he does it really.

John ― I like John. Although probably spends too much time responding to Harold.

Kikó ― Hasn't revealed anything about his ITK contacts which makes me doubt his ITKness. Bit like Dave - his thoughts on fan culture and the matches he goes to (I envy his Champions League experiences) are always welcome.

King_Wazza ― I get the impression Wazza is just a teen and is heavily influenced by Fifa and FM when talking about football. He has a bit of a childish view about the sport. I like him though.


Not very interesting but here's a second half:

kizmarlo ― Great FM tactics poster, maybe the best I've seen. Seems to have a very good understanding of football, and bases his FM decisions on real life. Here in TTH, I'm not so sure - I only really remember his arguments but he's had some unfair stick and it's much others as him instigating them, it seems. Good werewolf writing.

LeeCovFox ― One of my favourite football posters, despite disagreeing with him on a fair amount, I think.

Lewis ― I've found I agree with Lewis more than I did, or thought I did, a year or so ago. Despite that, I still hold extremely different views to him - especially on politics - but I don't mind as he is the most consistently funny poster. Seems to have chilled in regards to insults and the like as well.

Magic ― I used to think he was just a bit of a twat but now takes a much lighter approach to posting, and rather than hating everyone is very friendly. Perhaps that's my misjudgement, anyway I like his posts now.

MartinSAFC ― Sunderland posts always interesting. He appears thoroughly interested in football and is much more positive than most on here. Mainly posts about his club so I can't comment otherwise.

mf phonics ― I like phonics and his clothes are excellent in a wtf kind of way.

morris0n ― A bit of a mystery, sometimes thoroughly entertaining. I can't tell if his posts are genuine or 100% tongue in cheek. They could well be either.

Multi ― Seems to have done very well for himself in life, and a good hip-hop poster.

newschooldevil ― When she shares her Stoke opinions - much more informed than the rest of us - she's a good poster. Otherwise I don't notice her much, other than in the hip-hop thread where she shares good and fairly particular taste.

niko_cee ― Used to think he was a know it all, has since become one of my favourite posters. Still comes across as arrogant from time to time but in the main is interesting and friendly. Great to have someone to discuss Brighton with on here. Shame he's a Liverpool fan too.

Obamert ― Tiresome and a bit laughable.

Offshore Toon ― I don't think we'd get along in real life at all judging from a few of his 'irl' posts. Don't mind him on hip-hop.

Okay_Amigo ― Seems a very friendly chap but can't say I've noticed too many posts away from Iceland/general football.

Panda Bear ― Very light-hearted on here and pretty funny. I think I missed his most active period(s).

Pepe ― Amusing and intelligent, haven't changed my opinion on him since last year. People seem to get annoyed by his short posts or casual jokes, I don't know why you'd care.

QE Taz ― The biggest personality and although some/lots of it is very deliberate, 75% of the time he's funny or at least smirk-worthy. Some of the rest is argumentative crap but that doesn't stop him from being one of the best.

ScousePig ― Sometimes appears a bit stroppy while other times being a knowledgable, intelligent lad.

Serpent Gazeux ― I can't really work SG out to be honest. I don't dislike him at all, or hold any real affection for him: maybe we haven't interacted much because I seem to remember him feeling a bit of a 'meh, he's OK' view of me too.

Simon. ― Top bloke, good on him for enjoying life and being ambitious. Doesn't dismiss or undervalue the role of tactics in football which slightly irks me about many TTH'ers.

SincereTheRebel ― Very funny, can never work out if he's intelligent or not, seems a bit oblivious to a lot of the world - and this forum - but simultaneously is aware of the situation which is an odd combination.

Smiff ― His FM posts are always top notch. I used to think he received a totally unfair amount of insults and abuse, but as the board has warmed to him and/or he has avoided the kind of posts that unreasonably sparked the mean reactions, he seems to be enjoying his time on here a lot more. Holds extremely unrealistic views on Liverpool but hey, it's positivity.

Snapman ― I've noticed how funny this guy is recently. Maybe I've been missing out for a long time.

Snazz ― An odd one, in a pleasing way. Totally harmless (as backhanded as that compliment appears) and highly enthusiastic on all matters. Dedication to the threads he makes (TTH FC or whatever, for example) deserves credit.

Spoonsky ― Always liked Spoon. Seems to have got a bit meaner just in the last couple of weeks, still comes across as intelligent but hope it doesn't take over his general persona on here.

SvN ― One of those people who if involved in coaching/playing would be described as a "proper football person". Cool job, too.

The Merse ― I like Merse and I hope he finds more peace in life.

7om ― Seems a bit pissed off with the world. Have a feeling that I thought he was funny at the time of the last wdytfo.

Toby ― Quite likeable when he isn't coming across as pedantic. I think some of that may actually be a willingness to help people.

Vim ― Shame he's not posting as much; the sharing of knowledge on Italian football has quietened but quite good in the FM thread.

Waffelz ― Not afraid to show a liking for a certain player, which seems to be a rarity on here. I can't help but forget most of his Dundee Utd posts because I simply don't care about Scottish football. On other leagues, always a decent poster.

Wullie ― His one-liners are usually worthy of genuine, actual laughs. One of my favourite posters.

Yevrah ― Used to seem to disagree with everyone always, not so much now. Always enjoyed his posts.

ScousePig -


I should point out that I do still love this place (and probably always will), I simply don’t have the time for it at the moment, hence my ‘can’t be arsed’ posting style over the last x months/years. Some entries may be aged and plenty of the old guard who post much less, well there’s no point. You know what we think of each other.


Andy ― Had that spell where he was genuinely one of the better posters, but has settled back into his usual middle of the road role again. One of a number who I will pay close attention to on anything football related. Nothing negative to say except for his poor grammar skills, but apprenticeships will do that to you.

Angel Di Mahowia ― Good to see he’s trying to do something about his education/career. I dunno, he posts lots and much of the time it goes unnoticed. He’s generally fine, I like him.

Bamster ― Still turns up to abuse some unsuspecting nobody. Bamster knows his place and plays it well. I'll still call him a cunt from time to time, and vice vera

Benny ― Probably best to point out here that our ‘feud’ :harold: is pretty much made up. We had maybe a little tiff right at the start and then it just escalated into jokey and hilarious banter. I was sure it was obvious and some people picked up on it, but others didn’t. It stemmed from when I was in London a couple of years back and was potentially going to meet up with Kiko and one or two others (possibly Benny), but it never happened because we were in different parts of London on the only afternoon we could have met up, and Kiko was the only one around anyway. Benny seems sound, become part of the furniture but I still know very little about him, which tells you how much attention I pay these days.

Boom-Boom ― Worthwhile reading his posts in the weightlifting thread. Other than that he goes unnoticed.

Boydy ― Seems to have started posting more again which can only be a good thing. He might be moany but he’s much better value than some of the more recent tripe we have to put up with. My views on people and the world are probably quite closely aligned with Boydy, as he has a habit of saying things which sum up my feelings well.

Byron ― Really helpful, and worth reading. Can go under the radar a bit, but in a satisfying way, not because he’s no good.

corduroy ―

Dark Soldier ― Time to post more and properly.

Davgooner ―

diljeet ― There was that time where it looked like he might contribute something. Humour, I think it was. But it passed, and he’s back to what he was. Sort it out.

Dj_Luca ―

eltharion_doa ― Clearly phoning in his performance on here now, and for quite some time. So I’ll just remember the old elth. Who was great in every sense. When you see simpletons criticising elth for being no good you think it’s probably time to just stop bothering.

Foe ― Harmless. Good in the weightlifting thread.

FrancisWalsh ― Good.

Hammerstein ― Seems nice but also completely unhinged. One to keep an eye on.

Harold Flair ― Completely fucking boring.

Henry ― Same as ever, but deserves an entry because he’s still around regularly. Been through plenty and seems to have dealt with it well.

Ian ― Still a better me, or maybe what I was like a decade or so ago. He’s not top tier when it comes to intelligence, humour, or anything really, but he’s just below them on most things, which makes him one of the best here. He can’t be classed as new anymore, but he’s not an oldie either. So he’s the best of the not oldies.

ItalAussie ― Still just a great person really.

Jimmy Floyd ― Top three poster. Yawn (not you Jimmy).

John ― Still one of the best posters for his no-nonsense attitude. Post properly or there’s no place for you on this board; we’re all grown-ups (pretty much), and that’s how it should be.

Kikó ― The ITKiko thing needs to stop, though it’s not all his fault. The joke’s gone. Continues to be one of the best posters without really excelling at anything. One of the best in the football threads. That reads like I’m contradicting myself but I know what I mean.

Laurent Robert ― I’m forgetting if there’s been a rift between us in the past, but if there has been there isn’t one anymore.

LeeCovFox ― Second only to Ian in the not an oldie stakes. In terms of poster on here, not age. Interesting poster on most areas.

Lewis ―

Lofty ―

Magic ― I really don’t mind him, he’s entertaining. But because I had a bit of a pop at him and his people once or twice he seems to have now decided I’m a cunt. Keep posting; you don’t brighten the place up, but you do something to keep it ticking over.

Max Power ―

mf phonics ―

MokBull ―

niko_cee ―

Obamert ―

Offshore Toon ―

Panda Bear ―

Pen ―

Pepe ―

QE Taz ― Fucking hell. Could be really good if he wanted, but this attitude/persona which has completely taken over is too much. It's worn thin. Stop trying to be funny in that same way every time.

Regista ― Up there with Lee and Ian now. Friendly, likes to post about football, but I don’t really know anything about him.

Serpent Gazeux ―
Shindig ―

Simon. ―

SincereTheRebel ― Maybe stop posting. You can’t do it.

Smiff ―

Snazz ― I don’t know anything about him, but that in his entry all he can do is have a go at me for my ‘feud’ with Benny yet not mention anything in his part (he was usually the instigator) is quite telling. Pay more attention mate.

The Merse ―

7om ―

Toby ―

Utotri ― Great in the Eurovision and puts plenty of effort into his posts, which is good to see.

Waffelz ― I know next to nothing about him, but like Magic I’ve had a jokey pop at him and his people and he’s gone full seethe. That he’s Scottish, supports Dundee United and acts like a pre-pubescent teenager at times I really couldn’t tell you a thing about him. Not memorable in the least. Ah, I’ve just read my last entry on him, where I called him immature and a prat. Suddenly his seethes make more sense.

Weaver ―

Wullie ―

Yevrah ―

Zimidy ―


I know this is massively lazy, but if I’ve not deleted you I’ll add an entry later.



SincereTheRebel -


Just goes to show, i dont know anything about most of you on here. Quite a few of you, ive never seen you name before. Most of you, your name isnt impactful enough for me to form an opinion.


AD Hip-Hop Connoisseur

AE I don’t really notice his posts much but I remember him talking about having a night out in London once he arrives from overseas. Which isn’t a bad thing, but it is once you realise Albert Edward is a professional football player. With the potential ability of 191, it’s his professionalism that lets him down. Wasting his talent. Concerned about parting the night away in London Town before he has even touched down. Shame on you

Alex Used to drop sound and knowledge in the hip-hop thread from time to time.

Andy Dropped out of the Kickabout once the numbers started to go down. Wasteman.

Angel Di Mahowia Posts a lot in a variety of areas. Nothing really stands out with him except that beard, but he posts a lot in a variety of areas and always gets involved with everything.

Bamster If you need to PM bamster, PM me instead

Benny Was one of the few who was actually ready for the TTH Kickabout right up until the last second. I fuck with him because of this. He supports tottenham

CJ I haven’t notice him post that much. Used to post a lot in the hip-hop thread, but I can’t remember if he even does that anymore.

Dark Soldier Heavy, like led.

Davgooner He just pops up out of nowhere like randy orton dropping an RKO. I used to rate him very highly, but I don’t seem to notice any of his posts anymore.

diljeet I don’t know anything about a horse, but he does. I can understand what his signature is about now.

Dj_Luca How is that chef thing going for you?

eltharion_doa Can’t really say much about him except he is a die-hard Liverpool fan

Gray Fox Got his name from my favourite game of all time. This is the only reason I’ve noticed him.

Harold Flair Ive been saying this for the longest, he needs to take his his mask off

Heat Trivia machine

Hfswjyr Who?

ItalAussie Comes across highly intelligent. In my mind ItalAussie must have studied at Oxford. He must wear one of those smoking jackets around his house and smokes from a pipe

Jimmy Floyd, John, Henry, Kikó, John_Arne, John, Shindig* These lot all comes cross as the older head on the board. They all are the same. Im sure the board would fall to pieces if they disappeared. Probably all in their 40's

Laurent Robert Tried to salvage the Kickabout by personally inviting me to his castle. I respect him.

LeedsRevolution He looks like Jigsaw puppet

Lofty He started in the movie, The Blind Side

Magic I don’t like him and he doesn’t like him. Hopefully it always stays that way. If I ever go to scotland, I need to see him face-to-face.

MartinSAFC This is the man that supports Sunderland. I was confusing him with someone else not too long ago.

mf phonics Arsenal fan. I remember lots of people take shots at him in the past, not sure why though. He seems decent

MokBull I remember when I first sign up, I was always having problems with him. Does he even still post?

Multi He posted some images of his dress style recently. Not impressed.

Obamert Funny thing about him, a lot of his views on how you treat a vagina. I actually agree with.

Offshore Toon Spends most of the time in the hop-hop thread which is a community in itself. Solid.

Okay_Amigo I told you, chavez jr aint shit.

Panda Bear If it’s the correct guy, he wears three quarter length trousers with shoes and no socks. Still, seems like a cool guy who likes to walk around an art gallery

Pen If you had to show aliens from space, what the modern white man looks like. I would show them Pen.

Pepe He posted a picture of his moustache once and he looked like a south american dictator. Cool guy. Always posts in a variety of threads.

QE Taz My man :cool: Only person I’ve ever meet in the flesh from here despite numerous attempts to reach out to the rest of you nerds on this board.

reviL I only ever notice his posts when I’m doing trivia.

Samoth You're in wolves and we haven’t done anything yet.

ScousePig I confused him with the sunderland fan I think

Simon. I think Simon was there when I first took my mask off. Also spends lots of time in the hip hip thread

SincereTheRebel Currently the 12th most respected man in this community according to green dick size.

Smiff Mad man. Im sure he was in the movie Trainspotting which explains so much.

Snazz Is Snazz a girl?

SvN Dropped out of the Kickabout once the numbers started to go down. Wasteman.

The Merse Reading his posts recently, he is going through some real life problems. I’m not man enough to dedicate myself to a women. Merse is a real man

TG Old arsenal fan

Toby Good guy, always responded in the enlglish language thread.

Utotri I thought he did tactic breakdowns in the FM section

Vim Dedicated Juventus and Italy correspondent. Probably one of the few on here I would actually be interested to here their story. You live in denmark correct?

Waffelz Dundee United. I know he is a youngster, is there anyone else on here who is younger than him? I’m sure Wafflez Is still doing things I gave up at 16.

Yevrah Old head. Probably jobless.





Snazz -


All the lists. :drool: I've got Best Thread Starter nailed on. Cheers mates.

AD ― Tonight when everyone goes to bed, please say a prayer for AD. He was so close to losing his life on that Tunisian beach the other day. I'm not sure everyone knows it because it really deserved it's own thread. For those who don't know – AD was strolling around on the very same beach where the ISIS attacks were, not long before it. Praise the lord he's still here to share the tales of what might have been.

Adramelch ― Seems like he's always on World Of Warcraft. I've not really noticed him much on here though.

AE ― Full deserving of his lifetime achievement award for his outstanding accomplishment in the footballing world. It doesn't really seem like he gets much out of this place, and more than likely only comes back because he knows the members here are interested in his career and will always wish him well. Watches a lot of television and was first on here to recommend The Knick, which was a good move because it was a decent series. Other than that, he doesn't really get involved much. Still, seems a good lad and it's always nice to have a “I know a professional footballer” feather in your cap, to doff now and again.

Alan Shearer The 2nd ― It seems like he only posts in the driving thread and that's a bit of a shame because he seems pretty cool. Plus his views on driving are almost polar opposite to mine. One of us takes pleasure in taking long drives in nice cars with nothing but the sound of the engine for company. The other drives all day and therefore hates driving when he's not working, and must fill any driving time with music blaring to distract him from roadrage. Hopefully everyone can figure out who's who.

Alex ― Posts well in the hip-hop thread and even though our tastes are quite different at times, I still find his posts interesting and will always read through his opinions and recommendations of new records and artists to listen out for.

Andy ― I'd say he probably gets sick of the bloke comments, but he's so much of a bloke that he won't take time away from drinking ale and making stuff out of wood to read a boring list on the internet. He's got marathons to run instead. If he does read this, I'd like him to know that he seems sound.

Angel Di Mahowia ― His postcount must fool people into holding him among the elite. If TTH actually had some kind of annual presentation dinner, the likes of Yevrah, Jimmy Floyd and Lewis would be at a loss as to why Mahow and his grizzly beard was sat with them at the big boys' table. Don't get me wrong, he's harmless enough and never offends anyone, but his posts don't really interest me. I suppose the law of averages aren't in his favour for every post being good, because there are so many of them, mind you. I'm still flummoxed by the Christmas gift he gave that girl he fancied, especially after his photo confirmed he isn't thirteen.

Bamster ― Gets a lot of lolwut stick, especially from an admin, but he seems quite funny. Barely posts but when he does it's usually a semi-amusing quip, poking fun at someone or something relevant. A sort of Pepe-lite, although some may argue we don't need one Pepe, nevermind a diluted cockney version.

Bernanke ― Definitely one of the best posters on here. Serious contender for most underrated alongside lynskey and myself. Hermader.

Benny ― His photoshops alone make me wish he continues posting forever, even after this place has died a death. Be them with or without the infamous Lofty snap included, he never fails to amuse me. The Hammerstein mugshot painting one was an all-time board highlight for me.

Boydy ― A bit overly cyncial, which can make him look like a dick, and I really don't get his fascination in striving to distance himself from being considered a Liverpool fan. Obviously was one day, if the email address rumours are to believed. He's alright though, I guess, although can often be found a little too close to a Scottish admins anus.

Browning ― Does himself no favours in the werewolf games but he seems like an decent all-rounder. His enthusiam for Pokemon is almost as endearing as Utotri's love for all things Eurovision.

Bruhdinho ― Often comes across as false, like he's trying to maintain a character or demonstrate a very specific outlook. He occasionally slips out of the role though and then his seemingly real self is a shining light in comparison. When he's not being suspicisouly mendacious, he's a good poster and I'm glad he's back from the recent hiatus.


Byron ― Seems to come into his own in the werewolf threads. I often confuse him with Demerit, which is no bad thing. However he's now copied someone elses avatar which is even most confusing.

Carninho ― Clearly watches Big Brother but is too busy watching wrestling to talk about it. Voted Danny to win though, the jerk. So stick to wrestling, actually, Danny-bum-licker.

CJ ― Another underrated poster who contributes well in the hip-hop thread, but holds his own in a few other discussions too. Hopefully he'll start to post more.

Clunge ― Seems like he's only recently started posting because I hadn't come across him until about a month ago. A welcome addition, anyhow.

corduroy ― Has had a lot of praise in a few lists, and there's some ongoing joke about a dog going on, but I'm afraid I've never really noticed him enough to understand either.

Dark Soldier ― A very interesting character, and he seems a little restrained too. Magic's took the mantle of King Of Cringe now anyway and even though DS more than likely did it first, if he did step up and post what's ostensibly boiling beneath the surface, he'd probably be accused of doing a Magic, or worse, copying Vic Flange. I like him though, and I feel his has a good balance between psycho-cringe-nice. Probably a contender for best poster when he can be bothered too.

Davgooner ― I really don't understand the van comments, but don't feel like I'm missing out either. Seems a genuine Arsenal fan, probably has a minging old away shirt with Jensen on the back, knocking about somewhere to prove it and all.

diljeet ― His tips are top. Somone once did an analysis of how much you'd have lost if you put £10 on all of Ray Winstone's half time bets. It was a lot. If someone did a same report on following diljeet's bets in a similar fashion, we'd probably all get depressed we ignored them all. I rate them so highly infact, that I even recently messaged him privately asking for tips. I guess that's probably a bit much. His posts outside of betting are often atrocious, although that just makes me like him even more.

Dj_Luca ― A fan favourite in TTH folklore. He's always been pleasant enough to me, so I'm happy for him to keep that crown too.

dquincy ― I feel like he's someone Bamster got to sign up when they both played CM3 together, and now he just hangs about on here when he's really got nothing else to be doing.

eltharion_doa ― I was surprised he read this thread, as he's rarely seen outside of the old Gamezine thread, or someone not directly discussing van Gaal's United. Has been around since the beginning, probably witnessed great bantz between dquincy and Bamster back in the day. Like, remember that time when they both signed one of the Barros Schellotto boys each and dquincy won the league with Bayer Leverkusen? Oh what heady days.

Fandan ― Any friend of beer is a friend of mine.

Foe ― Has seemed a bit down in the dumps lately but I hope that passes because the fun-loving, not-arsed Foe was a far more enjoyable poster. Chin up, big man. And get those disco muscles out while the sun has got his hat on.

Fry Crayola ― Has he gone AWOL lately? I know he was having computer problems, but I feel like I haven't seen him post in donkeys years. Hopefully he'll be back to top form soon, with an eight A4 side length post about Dragons Lair II.

Gray Fox ― This is a true story: Some lad from Stafford joined The Dugout with a terrible username, but which conveyed his loyalty to Liverpool FC, seeing as he was born in the city they play their home games in. He saw a poster known as Daws, aka Kiko, post United rumours and everybody get excited. Lfc4ever2k6 tried to do the same only for his favourite team, and he was immediately questioned as to who his sources were. But why didn't they question Kiko, mam? He sobbed into the flags of his patio, wishing his mother was around to answer his worries. He came up with a plan, and he reinvited himself as Gray Fox. An apparently American, old, Leicester City fan. Or so his new name suggested. SerpentGazeoux was a bit pissed off when he saw the name pop up, but realised he had no right to kick off as he had changed from his old moniker of Gaseous Snake, which he felt Gray Fox sort of emulated. Anyway, Gray Fox pops up with some football rumours like he did before. Patrik Berger rumoured to takeover after Dalglish. People see the post and think it's a load of toss, until they see his new username. Fuck me sideways it's Iain Hume. A man in the know. Sure, at this point he was clowning around in League Two, but he still had contacts in the game. And so credibility in the transfer rumours was established. Now Iain Hume's in the Indian Super League but still finds time to complain about Benteke moving up North, such is Gray Fox's dedication to TTH. All we need now is for diljeet to re-register as Ponytailed Goalkeeping Moustache and we'll be believing his rumours in no time. And yet, to this day, Kiko gets away without crediting a source because somewhere inside every TTH poster, everyday we cry a little over that little budgerigar.

Hammerstein ― I don't believe him. Sorry, mate. I just don't believe your stories.

Harold Flair ― I don't know why but I find all the Ric Flair gifs funny. Will probably tire of it eventually, but he's been doing it a long time now and there's no sign of me getting fed of it anytime soon. I stopped reading any of his posts with text in a long time ago though, because they were nonsensical and repetitive dribble, filled with racism and incorrect statements issued as facts. F that.

Henry ― If he didn't get drawn into arguments so easily he might actually be tolerable. He does though, so isn't.

Hfswjyr ― Børk!

Ian ― Almost deleted him thinking I didn't really have much to say (I don't) but, similar to Fandan's entry, he's a beer fan and so deserves not to be removed from my list. Probably has a bit of a belly.

igor_balis ― An absolute legend. A future TTH icon. If I scroll down a thread and see his name, I pause, glance to the side and prey it's an embedded youtube video. A comedy don and a top lad to boot. He'd be invited to my fictional special invite-only meet, along with Taz, SincereTheRebel, Mert, SvN, newschooldevil, Multi Sama Kiko & Magic.

Jimmy Floyd ― Slipping into dangerous territory, where he only posts about his job. At least Shindig has Playstation posts to fall back on; Jimmy doesn't even have them. Get back to cavorting around in every thread like the Demon Headmaster, like you used to do.

John ― He just seems to be around. Tries to throw his weight about, but does it in a way not to derail discussions. Shame he doesn't really add to them though, only really posts to call others out. That makes it sound worse than it is though; I dunno. I feel like a lot of the posters I like, don't like John, but I don't get involved. He's a bit like Jack in BB at the moment, in that respect.

John_Arne ― Really amuses me from time to time, and I like that he doesn't every take anything too serious.

Kikó ― The board is a better place for him. Serious scoop on Fergie rang true too, so eternal respect for that cos I dine out on that in rl like a champ.

King_Wazza ― Hopefully not as torn up over JBJ as I was. Hold tight, brother. The champion will once again rise in the dawn, 'til the seed of the fire flicker and glow. 'Til the stars are beginning to blink and peep, but us young will lie long and dream in our bed, of the matching ribbons – the white, blue and red.

Laurent Robert ― A really funny guy. Actually bums me out a bit when he posts miserable stuff. The Newcastle coaches thing really tickled me though.

Lee ― Posts well in the games bit and seems like a pretty passionate gooner.

LeeCovFox ― Search » Advanced Search » Search by poster LeeCovFox » Search term Laur */OR/* Lauren » Searching » 176 results from the past three months » :eyemouth:

Lewis ― A very funny bloke who can be ridiculously condescending at time, but never comes across as a bad guy. Quite a skill, really! It's no surprise he's won Best Poster six times in a row. His status as the go to guy for TTH history all but ensures that he'll win it continually, alone.

lynskey ― Very underrated. Ought to venture out of the hip hop thread a bit more.

Magic ― Gave me a glowing review and it'd be rude not to give him one back, I guess... as if I wouldn't anyway! Sure, he can overstep the mark at times, and he knows it, but more often than not her errs on the side of hilarious and it's quite remarkable how much of a reaction he gets. The puking gif just summed him up nicely in a single post, really. If he aren't already a member on Documenting Reality, get on it now, boy. It's a veritable cornucopia of unpleasantness; a treasure trove of gore; an overflowing vein of filth; definitely Magic's cup of tea, as it is mine.

Mark ― Wasn't meant to be on the list! My apologies.

Max Power ― Only posts rarely, but on the occasion he does pop up in the hip-hop thread, it's usually worth the wait.

mf phonics ― A very good troll, but not annoying with it. Some people need to lay off him a bit.

Mike ― When he's not eating Popeyes at the park with diabled children, he's sniffing coke out of his t-shirt pocket and shamelessly parading around in shorts stained by another man's jizz that's dripped out of a girl he's hadon his lap. Also been blocked on Twitter by Alex Brooker for the near-constant abuse he gave him. His tweet immediately after the block? A big hand for Mr Brooker, please. Shameless.

mikem ― May well have registered in 2010 but is a serious contender for Best Newbie.

morris0n ― Luca is Shelton Benjamin and morris0n is Charlie Haas.

Multi ― Living the dream of get money, fuck bitches. Hero.

newschooldevil ― To this day I still feel like my opening line, My dick's as big as newschooldevil's surname, was overlooked. It should be top-ranked on Rap Genius, really. Lyrical fire.

niko_cee ― Does well to be so liked despite nobody really knowing anything about his real life. Regista was going well like that until recently. niko_cee is admirable for that.

Obamert ― Wind-up merchant extraordinaire. Sometimes gets too deeply invested in the arguments he originally only got involved in for the lulz, but more often than not manages to keep his posts in jest. I really like Mert.

Offshore Toon ― Reminds me of someone I know in rl. Even looks like him. Both are cool guys.

Pepe ― I don't know why he reads TTH because he hardly gets involved in discussions. Does add funny one-liners to a lot of threads though, and always seems very well-up on the in-jokes of the moment.

QE Taz ― My vote for best poster, hands down. So-called meltdown aside (c'mon, it had been coming) he absolutely nails posting on TTH. Treads a very fine line in regards to the rules of the place, but he doesn't care, and it's very rare he does a Harold and oversteps the mark to warrant a warning. I really like him. Completely bottled the last kickabout though.

Regista ― Claims he's given up on making weekend football threads. I really hope that's just an idle thread. He makes my weekend so much better with those opening posts. Apparently he's not a gay foreigner too.

Samoth ― When I was compiling the list to start this thread I saw his name in the list of members and was like nah mate he's long gone. Then I clicked on his name and saw the avatar – d'oh, that's who he is! So yeah, I'd never clocked his name before but the Frank Sidebottom avatar stuck with me. He seems like a good lad, and a good poster.

ScousePig ― I never know if the bitterness is genuine or not. If not, just stop pretending because it's not really that funny and Benny is too well liked on here to be touched. If it is genuine, then well I don't know what to say. PM Smiffy for some helpful tips, maybe?

sergeantdisco ― One of the best posters in the games bit so should definitely post more in mainland TTH.

Serpent Gazeux ― Used to be very committed to the board but nowadays is barely even a fixture. No doubt the massive holiday off work has contributed to his absence, so hopefully he'll be back creating threads and making lengthy interesting posts soon.

SincereTheRebel ― Comes across as ignorant without caring, and that's awesome. So what if he doesn't know something banal and uninteresting? His quizzes in the trivia thread more than make up for not knowing the difference between bought and brought!

Smiff ― A proper rollercoaster of a person. Some days he feels lethal as anything, and other days he's moping about, begging for compliments on a mosaic he's made in the B&B he's working in that month. I like top of the ride Smiffy, but down-and-out Smiffy is a bit of a deadbeat.

Snapman ― I liked him better when he was underrated because I felt like he didn't try so hard. It's strange that Mahow's such a fan that he's stolen his signature to use as the bit of writing under his username.

Snazz ― Beast.

Spoonsky ― I amuse myself by picturing his parents as Zoey Holloway and Freeway.

SvN ― Really a top bloke, although it doesn't take much for him to become defensive. I don't know anything about him in real life, but his contributions on TTH can be really good.

The Merse ― An absolute disaster as of late. His messed up relationship coming to a staggered end and his desire to get some lame fisherman tattoos have done him no favours in terms of posting. Hopefully he can put that all behind him and move on as a better contributer.

The Reid ― Shags crisps.

7om ― Seemed to come out of nowhere and climb straight to the top of the ladder (but that's enough enough wrestling puns) and has since settled down as one of the better members. His photo of his view at Wrestlemania still makes me laugh.

Utotri ― I wish I liked anything as much as he likes Eurovision. Even something inanimate like biscuits. Imagine being that passionate about biscuits! The world would be a better place for that person.

Weaver ― He's like a good version of that Jonny lad.

Wullie ― Really amuses me. Seems to have a major problem with Magic and diljeet, but it's probably just IT banter. Get Davgooner involved and we've got a really bad spinoff of the IT Crowd in the making. Despite his issues with two of my favourite posters, I really like Wullie. Doesn't really post that much but does a good job at keeping the funny going almost consistently when he does.

Yevrah ― I liked the Eibar saga and it makes me wish he currently had another FM save on the go. I feel like he's made a few random but funny threads in the past too. If he hasn't, he should anyway because he commits to stuff like GS used to, and that makes for a better board.

Zimidy ― I bet he has a mini blurt if he accidentally flicks over to Homes Under The Hammer. Bless.

Samadini
26-09-2015, 05:45 AM
Spoonsky -


AD ― He really is a good poster, when he posts. But he could use a haircut.

AE ― Has he BOTTLED the football? What are you doing now, Alb? He’s not a very good poster but that’s not the point; I refuse to give up on my dream of seeing him at an MLS game.

Angel Di Mahowia ― His mugshot was probably his best ever post. I do like Mahow, however much he loves eating dicks. Life seems to have given him a tough hand recently, so it’s hard to get too angry when he complains about stepping on a crack in the sidewalk or doing a bad job of parking. I wish someone would change his name back to normal, though.

Bernanke ― I like Bernanke a lot whenever he posts, but he’s never going to be a truly great poster either. He’s one of the dutiful ones who keeps things ticking over on here, and posting more often wouldn’t go amiss.

Benny ― Seems to hardly ever post these days, and when he does it’s pretty average. Shadow of his former self.

Boydy ― Look, Boydy has his ‘mares, and Jimmy’s putdown against him was one of the sharpest posts of the year. On the whole, though, Boydy is a fundamentally good poster and TTH would be a lot worse without him. The more diverse threads he posts in the better, as far as I’m concerned, as his political views, while I mostly agree with them, can wear old after a while when that’s all he posts about.

Browning ― Good poster. I think. Maybe he should get an avatar or something.

Bruhdinho ― He’s getting there. I think he has the problem, one that I’ve had, of just being too American to be part of a lot of the conversations on here. He should post more about Orlando City.

Byron ― His merge with 7om was a good business move.

Carninho ― Alright, who the fuck is Carninho? That doesn’t even ring a bell in the way that names like Pavel do.

CJ ― Good but doesn’t post enough.

corduroy ― I feel sometimes like the novelty act has worn off with Cord. Even though I know that he’s mostly pretty genuine, the whole intense self-deprecation routine doesn’t seem to make as much of an impression as it did a couple years ago. How’s the old dog?

Dark Soldier ― Have some fucking respect for history and put the dog back in your avatar. Without the dog the last remnants of shit I gave about his posting have gone.

diljeet ― In a over-sensible world where genuine, authentic fuckwittery is hard to find, Diljeet is a heroic poster. He seems like a remnant from the days where every other post on this board needed a :checkit:, and our board is much better for it. Never change, never stop confounding all of us.

Dj_Luca ― His posting is still pretty boring, and he’s not winning Nobel Prizes these days, so what’s the point? Well, he’s still great to talk to, so that’s the point for me, but for everyone else, I dunno. He is nice though.

Foe ― Turn that baseball back around, man. You’ll never get that girlfriend if you look like a teletubby trying to be a baller trying to play golf.

FrancisWalsh ― Seems a little less cynical these days. But none the less boring.

Gray Fox ― He’s got to be one of the best new posters we’ve got recently. I’d say he’s my favorite Liverpool fan on here, I agree with most things he says and he comes off without the occasional pretentiousness of GS. He’s also had some of the best avatars on the board, KUTGW.

Hammerstein ― You’ve got to love Hammerstein for all the crazy shit he gets up to. His open-mindedness is impressive, and I like how he presents that stuff here without lolling at it. He does seem liable for the occasional ‘mare, which we all love, really. I dunno. I like Hammerstein.

Harold Flair ― You have to say that his powers of debate have waned steadily for the past few years. It’s almost a relief that he’s now resorted to just posting Youtube videos he agrees with instead of actually thinking for himself. It also lends an irony to all the times he moans about “sheep”, etc. The board was better when he was banned.

Hfswjyr ― Vowels! That’s all.

hydrocephalus ― What the fuck, post more. What are you even doing with your life? I forgot you existed. I still like you, though, which is why you should post more. There's also a chance that he's posting the same amount and I just don't notice his posts anymore. Hm.

Ian ― He’s got to be about the most consistent poster on the board, the one who’s style has changed the least in the last few years. Yeah, he’s really good. He seems like the sort of person who would make a good neighbor, even though in reality I’m not sure he ever leaves his house. He’s finally grown into his Welby-less name, as well.

igor_balis ― Shit-hot.

ItalAussie ― He’s another one who’s stayed pretty much the same. I still enjoy his posts without ever finding them very intriguing. I think partly the subject matter of the board isn’t very well suited to his own interests. He’d don a scientists’ forum.

Jimmy Floyd ― I find him more cryptic these days. Maybe it’s an adverse reaction he’s had to the Koreans, or maybe it’s just me. He’s still the person most capable of real insight on this board, and therefore still one of the best posters on the board. I hope he’ll someday break free from the corporate monster and find something better in life.

John ― I find John pretty boring these days. Whenever his nasty streak returns it’s not nearly as entertaining as it once was, and in the meantime it’s all just a bit dull. But, again, keeps things ticking over. And deserves props for what he’s just done to Taz, fucking hell.

Kikó ― Good in the transfer thread.

LeeCovFox ― One of the best posters on the board, and I’m glad Leicester stayed up. I’ve got to say, there’s something I love about reading about his life. Of all the windows into British middle-class existence that come through this board, his seems the most…I don’t know, decent? Liveable? When most people on here post about their lives it makes me want to immediately drop out of school and hitchhike into South America, out of a fear that I’ll end up like them; but Lee’s life is something I could actually imagine doing. It makes normal, dull, day-to-day life seem alright, when you get to go to Iceland and Croatia on the side, and have a loving wife. And I appreciate that.

Lewis ― I think he’s gotten a little worse, and definitely less funny. A much higher proportion of his posts seem just to be sarcastically imitating anything he doesn’t take seriously, even though, when pressed, I doubt he has much of a problem with these things. Which makes you wonder, what’s the point? At least Harold’s stupid sarcasm has a clear message. I think he also has a slight passive racist streak (there was one disgraceful post on why blacks get picked up by the police more often), but it’s not really worth arguing about. At the end of the day he’s still one of the best posters here, and I find his opinions, when he gives real opinions, on almost anything to be worth reading. And if he were to go the board could collapse in flames, so he’d better not.

Lofty ― I wish he’d post more, the big hero.

Magic ― I’ll admit it: it brings me joy when bad things happen to him. I don’t hate him as a person really, and as a poster he’s gotten much better since those horrible times right after he returned, but still, whenever I see him moaning about something bad happening to him at work, I can’t help but feeling good inside. Sorry.

mf phonics ― Seems to toe the line between decent and stupid. I don’t think he’s actually stupid, but he certainly has his moments. He’s alright.

MokBull ― I find his posting / his general existence to be a lot more relevant to me than most people probably do, so I find his posting less annoying than I probably should. I’ll tell you what, he actually reminds me of a younger, less funny Panda. And he makes me want to go to Stanford.

morris0n ― While the novelty has worn off somewhat, he’s still one of the biggest enigmas on the board. Just what is he playing at?

Multi ― I like Multi’s posting a lot, he always seems very genuine. I wish he’d post more.

niko_cee ― A good old-school Liverpool fun, seems to be posting less these days? Well, he should post more.

Obamert ― I don’t think Mert’s as bad, or I should say as consistently bad, as he once was. He seems to have settled into his identity as frat bro-in-chief, and basically focuses his life on conforming to that, which gives his posting a certain consistency it once lacked, even if it’s the consistency of shit. I’m winning that bet, no doubt.

Offshore Toon ― I dunno what’s going on with Offshore these days, or why he’s barely posting anymore. His posting was always good back in the day so he should get back to it, and back to Haxball as well.

Okay_Amigo ― When he said goodbye in Reykjavik he said, “See you later… on the internet…” I’ll never not like Amigo after meeting him.

Panda Bear ― I appreciate that he’s got to sacrifice himself on the altar of the architecture gods, but I do wish he’d post some more on here.

Pepe ― His average post length has got to be about five words, and one smiley, but given that he’s a quality poster.

Pleb ― I think he’s got a mental disability, so I don’t want to criticize him too harshly. He means well, at least, and he’s improved at Haxball recently, so I’ll leave it at that.

QE Taz ― As I said, Freud would have a field day. His entire life seems to be built upon the practice of repression, repression of anything and everything (like the fact that Roberto Firmino will be shit), and so I guess MELTDOWNs like we’ve just seen shouldn’t be too much of a surprise. But the thing about Taz is that he’s entertaining enough of a poster to make his ban be a genuine loss to the board, and the sooner he’s back the better. I’ll never tire of his language.

Regista ― Yeah, he should post more about his life. Unless his life is boring, which it probably is given the amount of time he spends making the football threads on here. Thanks for always doing that, mate.

Sandman ― Has sold his soul to the corporate devil, it seems, which is a shame if it means he posts less about random obscure films. If he were one of the most active posters on the board I’d be very happy.

Serpent Gazeux ― Has stayed the same, though his posts have lost of a bit of mileage now that he’s got what he wanted in his job.

Simon. ― Seems to be living the dream, honestly. Fair fucking play. If I could switch lives with anyone on here it would be him, no question. He should go to Vienna.

SincereTheRebel ― I like Sincere a lot. He’s like a more likeable, slightly more sensible Diljeet. He’s always, well, sincere, which I like a lot.

The Merse ― I like the Merse, and his life imploding around him was great reading, I have to say. Just… don’t get those fucking tattoos.

The Late Night Thread ― What we need.

7om ― I like him, but his posting is pretty dull. He’s better in Haxball and the like.

Toby ― Needs to stop engaging the likes of Harold to the extent that he does, because there’s literally nothing more boring or soul-crushing to read, on the board or in the entire world, than a debate between those two. Other than that he’s alright.

Utotri ― His mental Eurovision posts are always a highlight of the board, and they seem to get better and more mental by the year. Good Haxballer.

Vim ― He should post more about his university life. Unless it’s completely boring, but he’s got to get up to something. Post more about your life in general, Vim.

Waffelz ― He has improved a lot, though possibly become more unremarkable in the process. I like Waffelz and he, too, should post more.

Yevrah ― Still one of the best posters on the board, no question. I do enjoy his old man’s confusion about things like Twitter.

Most of these seem to be just calling the person boring or telling them to post more, which is either a reflection of the board or just of myself becoming more miserable. Hopefully some of it is still worth reading.

Samadini
26-09-2015, 06:04 AM
Taz MELTDOWN -


Oh no you didn't.


QE Taz ― The Liverpool bravado is still laughable and irritating in equal measure, but it's no longer the worst thing about Taz's posting. That's now his naked and unapologetic attempts to see how much anti-gay stuff he can get away with. Replacing 'faggot' with 'maggot' was transparent enough, but the veil had grown so thin and worn that he's abandoned it altogether. Needs to grow up or fuck off, and at this point I'm not particularly bothered which.

Listen you Graham-Norton(!)-sympathising jumped-up little ballerina(!), I don't care how much bants you and your Aussie bum chum(!) have chasing me around with your wands(!) of mighty power but stick to the 'Liverpool bravado' line to fuel your shit, tarnishing me as some loud and proud(!) homophobe is a little naughty(!) given the following is apparently the homophobic offences deemed worthy of a slap(!) on the wrist in the past year:


I wasn't aware that's possible but a quick google seems to indicate there's ways around it, as one would expect given the fact data is data and you posting here is no different to you downloading Gay of Thrones(!).

EDIT: Did I miss some subconscious thinly veiled shit here, why the warning?


It's a tasty proposition. I looked into becoming a performance analyst but then realised you have to do the work of a scout driving round the country and shit with a camera in hand in the pissing rain on £8K a year and hope the report you write and send off to Brendan Rodgers' regen in your own time impresses him enough to give you a job on £12K. It's little wonder how the sport attracts the talentless idiots that we've become accustomed to. Analytics side of clubs looks quality although it's a little gay(!) in that you wouldn't be able to really do much with your uncanny ability to spot an ebony don from the shadows as everything is designed to remove human instinct as much as possible. I need to being a Sporting Director, ideally for some absolute nutter with money and no sense like Tan.



I'm fearful of what it'll do for the viewer too, the passion of a fan is looked down on in these circles and it's a disgrace for that's what makes it what it is but I think this is something that society as a whole is going to have to deal with in years to come. Your dating apps are already running off algorithms to get you a gash and Toby's being told what shit to wear by a machine. Machine will supercede human where possible.



And I can't even guess Luther's as what sort of a fucking homosexual(!) do you take me for if you think 'badoom' is in my vocabulary.

Aggressively attributing homosexuals to the use of the word 'badoom', replacing 'restrictive' with 'a little gay' and referencing a genuine fucking gay porn film that we all know Boydy has sought.

And those before this past year:

http://www.thedugout.net/community/showthread.php?p=4191262 -
I've just seen the story and I'm going to have to change my underwear now. Fuck me.

Get on the phone to Real, £10m and Alvaro Nunez.

And some mincer and Giggles might have a point but Suarez? He'll turn up on the field with stage 16 lung cancer.


http://www.thedugout.net/community/showthread.php?p=4165853 -
I can't enjoy a work as much if I know the creator is some maggot or Jew-lover or something. (Only warned for the racism on this one tbf, must have been in the golden days before one of the senior moderating team came out)


http://www.thedugout.net/community/showthread.php?p=4035054 -
I don't know Pepe's mate but he's mugged Moneyfags liked a don there :D Mon.

You're (Ital included) an embarrassment for the above, not me. They've been numerous and yet as inconsistent and injudicious as the rest of your shit. You both (is there any other mods still operating? Them too) need to gain some perspective. You would have done well to paint me as a racist too given my offences for that are just as frequent:


Look at the fucking state of some of them. Fuck me, it's enough to make you yearn for a genocide.


He looks like a massive Jew so you're still leading.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-33126132

That family statement...

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/X292Firefighter/NiggaPlease.png


:lol:

Faggots.

Spoonsky
26-09-2015, 06:22 AM
:D

Never gets old.

Ian
26-09-2015, 07:50 AM
*Don MELTDOWN

Samadini
26-09-2015, 07:54 AM
That's still to come.