What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

[Offshore Toon]

Quite boring, but I think mine is a brussel sprout. The first time I tried one it was horrific. I still don't like them but I could eat without any issues if I wanted.

Has anybody got anything much more exciting than that?

[summsuccess]

Squid.
I dont think my tastebuds can hack it
Its basically just slime.
Bleaugh!

[randomlegend]

Your mum waaaayyyy.

But seriously, a lemon-scented moist hand wipe thing for a bet. I have never tasted something so bitter (bitter, not sour) and it's quite hard to swallow something which is so prodigiously not food.

[Magic]

My wife's cunt.

[summsuccess]

I can confirm that Magics wifes cunt tastes disgusting.

[7om]

There's a Chinese rice soup that is absolutely horrific. I was given a bowl once that contained some fucked up egg, sweet potato and red bean and it had the texture of slime. It's also completely tasteless so imagine trying to force that down. I gave up after about two mouthfuls and they've learned not to give it me again.

[summsuccess]

Not personally but one of my trainers has a class
Why?

[Disco]

I've had plenty of things that people tend to find distasteful. Two rules, nothing alive and nothing that's been through an anus of any kind. I'll have a think and post them all up when I'm at home.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Probably tiramisu. I hate coffee so much, it's utter rank.

I've also tried a lot of 'weird shit' but it's always been good.

[7om]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congee

This is it. Awful.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I had testicles of something once in South Africa and whilst they weren't in themselves too bad (just like little meatballs really), the knowledge that they were testicles made it a pretty grim couple of minutes.

[summsuccess]

I always wondered on that ant and dec show get me out of here if the testies and stuff they were eating
was it actually real stuff or food that resembled it

Im open minded to most foods but I wont swallow if I dont like it, some cultures find that incredibly offensive.
I suppose if you were told its just a meatball youd be more at ease

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I always wondered on that ant and dec show get me out of here if the testies and stuff they were eating
was it actually real stuff or food that resembled it

Im open minded to most foods but I wont swallow if I dont like it, some cultures find that incredibly offensive.
I suppose if you were told its just a meatball youd be more at ease
They're real.

I've eaten various bird testicles and probably lamb testicles, not through choice though.

My Dad would eat them and also give some to me.

[John Arne]

Pigs brain, duck egg or dog.

The actual worst however is something called 'chanh đắng' - which translates as 'bitter lemon', not sure what the English word for it is. Fucking awful stuff. Completely inedible.

[Dark Soldier]

Why were you force fed them, how?

[John Arne]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congee

This is it. Awful.

Congee is pretty nice, here. Something like soupy rice - usually eaten when sick. It's probably made of dead children in China, though.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Olives. I'll eat practically anything but this is the one food I've tried where I think I'd be sick if I didn't spit it out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why were you force fed them, how?

No, he'd use his favourite line 'it's just chicken' or I believed it was a 'normal' part of the animal/bird.

I guess it's different when you're a kid and being brought up on weird shit and the Cypriots don't waste anything (especially those from my Dad's generation).

None of it was actually too bad though and he'd kill a lot of the stuff himself.

[randomlegend]

A drink rather than a food, but we bought a can of (San pelegrino, dunno if the brand matters) 'chinotto' the other day not knowing what it was.

Tasted exactly like that hand wipe now I come to think of it. Just awful.

[Offshore Toon]

My wife's cunt.
I imagine your wife's cunt has its own page on TripAdvisor by now so it cannae be that bad.

Your mum waaaayyyy.

But seriously, a lemon-scented moist hand wipe thing for a bet. I have never tasted something so bitter (bitter, not sour) and it's quite hard to swallow something which is so prodigiously not food.
I've got a mate who'll try and eat anything for a fiver despite failing almost every challenge. Might get him in on that action. Last time I got him to eat stuff it was a used tea bag and then a sachet of dioralyte. The latter was better by far. Tipped it all in then it shot straight back out into a coughing fit.

[randomlegend]

The wipe was a one-off for me, but I had a mate at school who would eat/snort ANYTHING.

One of the worst was when he found a sponge on the road someone had obviously used to clean their car. It had started out life yellow but was by then properly black. He'd chew a bit but then every time he tried to swallow it would expand again, so he ended up pushing it down with his finger.

[-james-]

Probably Aldi's 11p spaghetti hoops in a tin or something when I was 18.

I really fucking hate cucumber though. I have some weird super-sensitivity to the smell of it and it ruins anything it touches. I can smell it a mile away as well.

[randomlegend]

I'm the exact same with cucumber. Also celery. When I was at primary school I used to tell other kids I was allergic to cucumber so they wouldn't bring it in their lunch.

[Reg]

Cucumber is great. :cool:

I accidentally put cumin rather than cinnamon on my pancakes the other day. That wasn't very nice.

[Magic]

I'm the exact same with cucumber. Also celery. When I was at primary school I used to tell other kids I was allergic to cucumber so they wouldn't bring it in their lunch.

Jesus that is such a randrew thing to do.

[Spikey M]

Cockles. It's like gritty snot.

[Pen]

Can't really think of anything of the bat food wise. I've eaten lots of things that have tasted awful, but I can't really think of anything I would flat out refuse apart from cheese, but that's more likely down to never getting used to it as I never ate any as a child due to my lactose intolerance so I guess that would fit the bill. There's something with the texture too that I find really of putting with most cheeses.

Drink wise it's a bit easier as both milk and especially our milk are as rancid as they come :sick:

[Disco]

I was trying to think if I'd ever eaten any knobs or bollocks and I think it can only be in stuff that uses the 'whole' animal. Jugged Hare for one, and some weird French soup/broth/stew thing that I tried on holiday once that apparently had a big old horse dick in there somewhere. It wasn't bad. Squid was mentioned earlier, love that along with octopus and pretty much any shellfish. The other thing the French did well was tiny game birds cooked (and eaten) whole, 90% cruelty I would imagine but they did taste particularly good. I've tried that weird Corsican(?) cheese that's always put forward as really horrible but only before it had been eaten and shat out by maggots rather than after like the locals do.

[Boydy]

Someone in work brought in durian fruit sweets a while back. I knew what they were so avoided them at first and laughed at all the others trying them thinking they were just going to be nice sweets. But then everyone's reaction was so bad that curiosity got the better of me and I had to try one to see if it really was that horrible. It was. It tasted like vomit. And even though I spat it out after about two chews, the taste lingered for ages afterwards.

[Shindig]

Not much to add, really. I do not like Lemongrass. Tastes like how I'd imagine a urinal cake would be. Also, whilst it's not food, I had the worst pint of Guinness ever in Players, once. The lass on the bar acted like it was her first night on the job and every pint was dead before it hit the glass.

[Spammer]

Balut, in he Philippines. It's basically a boiled fertilised egg, so a boiled unhatched baby chick basically. Fucking rank. They eat them like we eat crisps. I had one and nearly chucked when I crunched the head. You get feathers in there too sometimes.

[Spammer]

Pigs brain, duck egg or dog.

The actual worst however is something called 'chanh đắng' - which translates as 'bitter lemon', not sure what the English word for it is. Fucking awful stuff. Completely inedible.

Bitter lemon is what I wanted to say also but I couldn't find quite remember the name for it. Google tells me it's what I was thinking. Fucking disgusting. I can usually force myself to eat something if i need to but just went hungry when that was on the cards. Urgh.

[7om]

Balut, in he Philippines. It's basically a boiled fertilised egg, so a boiled unhatched baby chick basically. Fucking rank. They eat them like we eat crisps. I had one and nearly chucked when I crunched the head. You get feathers in there too sometimes.

Yep, I've seen them in China. Not to one up you or anything, but in one rural town I went to they boiled them in boy's urine. Yeah, think of that. I almost slit my own throat on the spot.

[Boydy]

You're just making shit up now.

[John Arne]

Bitter lemon is what I wanted to say also but I couldn't find quite remember the name for it. Google tells me it's what I was thinking. Fucking disgusting. I can usually force myself to eat something if i need to but just went hungry when that was on the cards. Urgh.

Ditto. I can generally eat anything - but that, it just.... it fucking... why would you????

[Shindig]

I wouldn't eat dog. Not for the taste but the two years you'll have to wait to see if rabies develops.

[Queenslander]

Anything associated with aniseed can fuck off.

[Giggles]

Anything associated with aniseed can fuck off.

In a massive way.

[Kikó]

You sound like my missus. She hates mustard, wasabi, aniseed and celery.

Personally, the only thing I can't eat is liver or kidney. Both terrible. I went to an old chop House in London thinking it would sell chops. Wrong. I had a pigeon which was great until you went to far and got the bloody entrails. Horrendous.

[John Arne]

I dislike celery - but will often just charge on through and eat the fucker.

What a hero.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I went to an old chop House in London thinking it would sell chops. Wrong. I had a pigeon which was great until you went to far and got the bloody entrails. Horrendous.

Those places are something aren't they. Like visiting the 1890s. Have things like this on the menu:


Hereford mince, dripping toast, watercress £16

[Kikó]

No idea how they stay open. Antiquated food and ridiculous prices. They'll be on the rise after brexit.

[Ian]

Balut, in he Philippines. It's basically a boiled fertilised egg, so a boiled unhatched baby chick basically. Fucking rank. They eat them like we eat crisps. I had one and nearly chucked when I crunched the head. You get feathers in there too sometimes.

I consider myself to be relatively open-minded food-wise but balut is always there on a theoretical "I'm not fucking touching that" list in my head.

[Jimmy Floyd]

No idea how they stay open. Antiquated food and ridiculous prices. They'll be on the rise after brexit.

This was a memorable interview: https://www.ft.com/content/864c3a96-fbf1-11e5-b5f5-070dca6d0a0d


Farage orders the Edwardian pork chop, well done, with a sausage. “I can’t help it, I love pork chop.” It’s my turn. “Lamb chops? Pork chops?” Farage suggests. “Mixed grill?” offers the waitress. I order goat’s cheese in filo pastry.

There is a pause while Farage’s ears relay the news to his brain. “What? No. They shouldn’t serve rubbish like that here. Goat’s cheese? I mean . . . Goat’s cheese?” He turns to the waitress. “You can’t give him bloody goat’s cheese.” I look up at her for sympathy; she looks back with contempt. Farage continues: “You’re not a veggie, are you, or something like that? If you are, fine. But what on earth are you doing here then?”

[Kikó]

:D roll out the pheasant ffs.

[John Arne]

I consider myself to be relatively open-minded food-wise but balut is always there on a theoretical "I'm not fucking touching that" list in my head.

It's just a pre-made chicken omelette, when you think about it.

[Adamski]

It's maybe not disgusting but in terms of perception vs reality, sweetbreads has to be up there as the most pleasantly surprised I've been during a meal.

[John]

I consider myself to be relatively open-minded food-wise but balut is always there on a theoretical "I'm not fucking touching that" list in my head.

Top of my hypothetical list is that egg they cover in a load of caustic chemicals and keep in a jar for months. Not if it was the last food on earth, I'd Hannibal it up and start slicing off and cooking bits of myself before even taking a whiff of one of those.

[Disco]

Pigeon bits make great pate.

[Raoul Duke]

Top of my hypothetical list is that egg they cover in a load of caustic chemicals and keep in a jar for months. Not if it was the last food on earth, I'd Hannibal it up and start slicing off and cooking bits of myself before even taking a whiff of one of those.

Century egg?

[Magic]

Top of my hypothetical list is that egg they cover in a load of caustic chemicals and keep in a jar for months. Not if it was the last food on earth, I'd Hannibal it up and start slicing off and cooking bits of myself before even taking a whiff of one of those.

Do you taste of oranges lol.