Relatively innocuous behaviours which mark someone out as a FUCKING deviant

[randomlegend]

Triggered by me being TRIGGERED earlier when I went through a revolving door and someone I didn't know got into the same compartment as me.

I mean what kind of utter degenerate does that?

[Spammer]

Me.

[-james-]

Isn't this just another rehash of "Bellend traits"/"Things that fuck you off?"

#lessfreds

[Offshore Toon]

A true don would swing it round too quickly for anybody to follow up the rear, and then he'd also send that pervert into orbit by pushing the door as hard as he could upon exiting.

[Offshore Toon]

Isn't this just another rehash of "Bellend traits"/"Things that fuck you off?"

#lessfreds
This is more 'what weird stuff do you reckon Hammer does?'

[Spammer]

When I'm on the bus, if there's a smudge or a mark on the window I sometimes play a game where I move my head as the bus moves so that it has sky behind it as much as possible. It's like Mario or something where you've got to avoid it from touching anything other than sky.

Such a don.

[summsuccess]

Ooh a fellow bus wanker. Tell me Hammer. Are you a head down, tunes blaring, make no eye contact sort of guy or do you use it as an opportunity to brush up your game? I noticed you did speed dating. At least bus dating means they are fucked until the next stop.

[Boydy]

Lurking on a forum for years and then signing up and posting loads like you know everyone.

[Yaysus]

seething :D

[summsuccess]

Posting on a forum for years and then acting like youve something in life but then shitting it because you know youre a failed son of some unfortunate woman who you no doubt left in debt because you lack the mental fortitude to achieve the goals you set yourself.

Dont worry Boydy, your not alone. Theres thousands of failed students like you, pay your debt back to society then go and write a book. "How To Be A Failure".
You could say it would lead you to SummSuccess.

[Spammer]

Ooh a fellow bus wanker. Tell me Hammer. Are you a head down, tunes blaring, make no eye contact sort of guy or do you use it as an opportunity to brush up your game? I noticed you did speed dating. At least bus dating means they are fucked until the next stop.

My game?

I could be either, depending on my mood. I usually listen to music or read a book but I'm not opposed to passing the time of day by talking to some old bint about the weather.

[Spammer]

Posting on a forum for years and then acting like youve something in life but then shitting it because you know youre a failed son of some unfortunate woman who you no doubt left in debt because you lack the mental fortitude to achieve the goals you set yourself.

Dont worry Boydy, your not alone. Theres thousands of failed students like you, pay your debt back to society then go and write a book. "How To Be A Failure".

Jesus Christ :D

[summsuccess]

My game?

I could be either, depending on my mood. I usually listen to music or read a book but I'm not opposed to passing the time of day by talking to some old bint about the weather.

Does he not tell you to sit back down for health and safety reasons? You know your only paying for the bus ride, right? Theres no extras unless your alone on the top deck and on the final route.

Novice.

[summsuccess]

Jesus Christ :D

I would tell him to come at me but the clueless twat would start walking backward such is his inability to grasp the simplest of instructions.

Its up the street not across the road, Boydy. Fuck my life.

[Lewis]

Weren't you in tears about our negativity the other day?

[Boydy]

Posting on a forum for years and then acting like youve something in life but then shitting it because you know youre a failed son of some unfortunate woman who you no doubt left in debt because you lack the mental fortitude to achieve the goals you set yourself.

Dont worry Boydy, your not alone. Theres thousands of failed students like you, pay your debt back to society then go and write a book. "How To Be A Failure".
You could say it would lead you to SummSuccess.

You know there are student loans in the UK, right? It's not America where your parents have to pay for 'college'.

[summsuccess]

Not really. I said it was a little bit off telling someone to outright kill himself given how he has been over the years but I could give Boydy a step by step guide on how to do so and hed still fuck it up so my conscience is clear.
You should help him write that book Lewis. All Boydy has to do is write honestly and openly on How To Be A Failure which would ironically be a success given he excels at it. All you would have to do is sell it thus ensuring no one buys it. Win win.

[summsuccess]

You know there are student loans in the UK, right? It's not America where your parents have to pay for 'college'.

The debt to society is the student loan youre repaying. The debt to your mother is more on an emotional level. Poor woman must be at logger heads as to how she shat you out.

[Boydy]

Nah, she thinks I'm great, the silly old cow.

[Pen]

Hating Boydy with such passion goes well with the thread title. He's about as inoffensive as people come.

[7om]

Yeah, this is all getting a bit Harold Bishop-esque now.

[summsuccess]

A mothers love eh. I bet you were the cutest baby in the world too. Special. Unique. This is why women should stick to what they are good at instead of looking for equality. I apologise for what I said above. Its not your fault youve been wrapped in cotton wool.

[Lewis]

Yeah, this is all getting a bit Harold Bishop-esque now.

It was already boring.

[Dark Soldier]

Aye now we're off the history of TTH stuff ya may as well punt it into the ocean and hope it drowns.

[summsuccess]

Yeah, this is all getting a bit Harold Bishop-esque now.

Fight fire with fire I say. Treat people how you expect to be treated yourself and if they decide to attack like he did, kick the shit out of them and remind them they are a chihuahua. Nothing more than a scooby snack to this big dog.

[summsuccess]

It was already boring.

Someone steal your attention Lewis?

[Lewis]

Magic manages that without being a saddo.

[Offshore Toon]

Sometimes when I'm walking around I make a point of out-staring people, which probably makes me look like a psychopath.

[Adamski]

Does he not tell you to sit back down for health and safety reasons? You know your only paying for the bus ride, right? Theres no extras unless your alone on the top deck and on the final route.

Novice.

You're*

[summsuccess]

Magic manages that without being a saddo.

You should give him your title then as your the biggest saddo thedugout has ever produced. You actually saved stuff on your computer for later use.
Have a word with yourself you flange.

[summsuccess]

You're*

a bitch.

Thank You though. My grammar has always been shit.

[Disco]

You actually saved stuff on your computer for later use.

Monster!

[Lewis]

You should give him your title then as your the biggest saddo thedugout has ever produced. You actually saved stuff on your computer for later use.
Have a word with yourself you flange.

It was provided for use at the time, but never deleted. There is a difference. Now, what is sadder? Lurking for years (sad in itself, since you never contribute) and now giving it the large'un without telling anybody who you are, or being a known member using an alias to have a go at people you never hassled before? Maybe they're equally sad.

[CJay]

Didn't expect this to get so old so fast.

[summsuccess]

Youre just annoyed that your little pamphlet of put downs is of no use to you when youre dealing with an unknown person. I think the saddest thing isnt some random person reading from a far, its an unemployed jackass with close to 10,000 posts largely about nothing. Why should I tell people who I am? Some of you nutjobs have called members houses, outed people on Facebook and generally acted like cunts for years. You think Im going to unveil my username when it is my real name? Like fuck am I.

This isnt 1999. I never realised how many headcases there was when I initially joined thedugout but have a word with yourself. Tell me your name Lewis. And your surname.

Go on. Fucking idiot.

[Dark Soldier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzhvgjfbY8I

[Offshore Toon]

This whole thing is getting very sa(aaaaaaaa)d. Add me into The Group, Kikó.

[Spikey M]

Come on now lads, we're all freakishly sad individuals, let's not fight over who is the saddest.

[summsuccess]

Im trying nicely but allow me to have my first meltdown. I am well within my rights to not state my username for the reason given. I wish I bloody made one up in hindsight but this is why people dont join any more because you have people like Lewis knocking around. He is one of the biggest culprits for bringing a negative tone to your forum but he gets away with it and has done for years. I dont see how that isnt understandable and I dont see why it is a big deal.

[Spikey M]

Youre just annoyed that your little pamphlet of put downs is of no use to you when youre dealing with an unknown person. I think the saddest thing isnt some random person reading from a far, its an unemployed jackass with close to 10,000 posts largely about nothing. Why should I tell people who I am? Some of you nutjobs have called members houses, outed people on Facebook and generally acted like cunts for years. You think Im going to unveil my username when it is my real name? Like fuck am I.

This isnt 1999. I never realised how many headcases there was when I initially joined thedugout but have a word with yourself. Tell me your name Lewis. And your surname.

Go on. Fucking idiot.

Lewis would never be silly enough to use his full name on here. Or let us know about a book he published. :cab:

[summsuccess]

Im surprised they even see the title of the book when they see the asking price for such tripe.
Ive said my piece so lets move on because it serves no one.

[Lewis]

Youre just annoyed that your little pamphlet of put downs is of no use to you when youre dealing with an unknown person. I think the saddest thing isnt some random person reading from a far, its an unemployed jackass with close to 10,000 posts largely about nothing. Why should I tell people who I am? Some of you nutjobs have called members houses, outed people on Facebook and generally acted like cunts for years. You think Im going to unveil my username when it is my real name? Like fuck am I.

This isnt 1999. I never realised how many headcases there was when I initially joined thedugout but have a word with yourself. Tell me your name Lewis. And your surname.

Go on. Fucking idiot.

Everyone here knows my name. It's on the book you keep referring to.

[summsuccess]

Any respectful author uses a pseudonym.

Also Lewis, if that is your real name, lets just drop it before it gets out of hand again.

Sorry if I took it too far Boydy.

[Dark Soldier]

Lewis is the nephew of Denis, no?

[Lewis]

Any respectful author uses a pseudonym.

Also Lewis, if that is your real name, lets just drop it before it gets out of hand again.

Sorry if I took it too far Boydy.

Smiffy used to do this.

[Pen]

Yeah, but when you register this to your SAD database later on make sure that I get the credit of outing him as Smiffy first.

[Pepe]

This is just tragic.

[summsuccess]

I know because I used to read it. You will get all defensive now in an attempt to deflect the criticism because thats what you do. You cant handle people pulling you up and so you react in the only way you know how but unfortunately as I said, your little pamphlet of put downs doesnt tell you what to do to someone you dont know so you cant get personal like you do with him and the others you have gone at over the years.

Whoever said you were a big time bully had you spot on but you will continue to get away with it. Youre an idiot but I will be the biggest man and ignore you because honestly your insignificant to me kid.

[Lewis]

I can't remember who said it first. Who was it?

[Boydy]

I'll be pretty disappointed if this is actually Smiffy as I like him and he's just being a cunt in here.

[Pepe]

It was a good idea for a thread too.

[Baz]

I'll be pretty disappointed if this is actually Smiffy as I like him and he's just being a cunt in here.

I'm sure there'll be a video apology soon, don't worry.

[Magic]

We get a new member and we are literally grinding him into dust. :harold:

You need to have thick skin to be on here. Imagine 'lurking' all this time with apparently nobody knowing a thing about you and utterly crumbling within a day. What a fucking loser. And I thought Gloyds life was bad.

[Pleb]

Is this another Smiffy MELTDOWN?

[summsuccess]

Magic finding his voice again. lol.
Fucking fiddler. :D
My skins thicker than his peado tash.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Joke's on you, he can't grow facial hair.

[Disco]

Look at Magic lashing out to try and assert himself over the 'newcomer'.

[summsuccess]

If I was 20 years younger he might have. No wait. 31 years younger. I would have been 6. Well within Magic territory.

[Magic]

Get yourself together mate. Seriously. Wish you well despite the past.

[ScousePig]

Beeping at someone in a car because they've been a dick and blocked a junction or such like, only for them to respond by beeping back as though that somehow makes them the better person.

[summsuccess]

Get yourself together mate. Seriously. Wish you well despite the past.

I warned you I was coming back for you.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/rTm5AJvRbQioU/giphy.gif

Mr Magic Miller.

[Spammer]

Weren't you in tears about our negativity the other day?

If by 'in tears' you mean I commented on it, then yeah. It was a just a bit out of the blue from him, that's all.

The negativity I was on about was more the cold, bottled up, repressed anger kind of malaise that you do so well, rather than a straightforward, open attack on someone that he was going for.

[Shindig]

People who whistle at urinals.

[summsuccess]

If by 'in tears' you mean I commented on it, then yeah. It was a just a bit out of the blue from him, that's all.

The negativity I was on about was more the cold, bottled up, repressed anger kind of malaise that you do so well, rather than a straightforward, open attack on someone that he was going for.

In short what he means is someone like me attacking openly would do so to your face. The cold bottled up repressed anger version is you Lewis. Otherwise known as the back stabbing talk behind your back but nice to your face sort of person, the sly sort. Fits you well I must say.

[Pen]

Ah, there are the good vibes missing from TTH. Glad we finally broke the cloud of negativity looming all around us.

[Lewis]

A couple of hours ago you said I was a 'big time bully' who makes personal remarks, but now I'm two-faced and passive-aggressive. Unfortunately the only person this crap at keeping a consistent argument is Smiffy, and he said you're not him, so I'm even more confused now.

[Magic]

Maybe Smiffy is an alias of him.

Holy shit.

[Adamski]

To get the thread back on track I think making your own chocolate is firmly the work of a massive sexual queerhawk.

[summsuccess]

A couple of hours ago you said I was a 'big time bully' who makes personal remarks, but now I'm two-faced and passive-aggressive. Unfortunately the only person this crap at keeping a consistent argument is Smiffy, and he said you're not him, so I'm even more confused now.

I said I was him too so your mind must be even more fucked than his. Or mine. Even I dont know who I am now. Am I Smiffy? Am I Harold? Am I Wedge? Am I SummSuccess? To answer your post properly though. You are a snide cunt on here which ties in with how Hammer labels you but in person you would be the snivelling backhanded sort. You hide behind a keyboard for christ sake. You can attack attack and attack but you know it to be true. I would do it to your face as well as on here. I havent got a clue what Smiffy would do but you know the guy so well so you tell me.

You little little man. Learn to drop something as I have said a few times now but instead you persist in trying it on. Hence the big time bully. You have nothing to come back at me with except that I am Smiffy. Good job kid.

[Magic]

Nothing wrong with a bit of tempering in the evening you insecure toenail clipping.

[Magic]

Let's be fair Lewis is a pretty big cunt now so lol at that.

[summsuccess]

Go and temper your daughter you sick freak.

[summsuccess]

Let's be fair Lewis is a pretty big cunt now so lol at that.

Big as in fat? If so I can help you Lewis! I can turn that fat into a lean mean wrecking machine and it might even improve your confidence too so you wont have to go around belittling others at every opportunity. It all makes so much more sense. Lewis is a fat twat and inflicts his misery on others.

[Magic]

Go and temper your daughter you sick freak.

Wasn't talking you, but nice ego.

[Adamski]

Giggles has been very quiet recently.

CAN IT BE? :D

[Adamski]

Wasn't talking you, but nice ego.

About*

[Magic]

Big as in fat? If so I can help you Lewis! I can turn that fat into a lean mean wrecking machine and it might even improve your confidence too so you wont have to go around belittling others at every opportunity. It all makes so much more sense. Lewis is a fat twat and inflicts his misery on others.

No otherwise I'd have said fat cunt. Lol at mr stop bullying! but is happy to partake. More inconsistency. The mask slips yet further.

[Magic]

About*

I was so anxious to join in with your banter I did it whilst cleaning my teeth and fucked it up. Brought this all on myself.

[Lewis]

I said I was him too so your mind must be even more fucked than his. Or mine. Even I dont know who I am now. Am I Smiffy? Am I Harold? Am I Wedge? Am I SummSuccess? To answer your post properly though. You are a snide cunt on here which ties in with how Hammer labels you but in person you would be the snivelling backhanded sort. You hide behind a keyboard for christ sake. You can attack attack and attack but you know it to be true. I would do it to your face as well as on here. I havent got a clue what Smiffy would do but you know the guy so well so you tell me.

You little little man. Learn to drop something as I have said a few times now but instead you persist in trying it on. Hence the big time bully. You have nothing to come back at me with except that I am Smiffy. Good job kid.

:harold:

[summsuccess]

Rattled. Dont worry chub. You play nice and Ill respond in kind.
Your insecurities are yours no one elses.

[randomlegend]

Beeping at someone in a car because they've been a dick and blocked a junction or such like, only for them to respond by beeping back as though that somehow makes them the better person.


People who whistle at urinals.


To get the thread back on track I think making your own chocolate is firmly the work of a massive sexual queerhawk.

Valiant effort lads.

Also, I don't make my own chocolate.

[summsuccess]

No otherwise I'd have said fat cunt. Lol at mr stop bullying! but is happy to partake. More inconsistency. The mask slips yet further.

Im like Robin Hood. Steal from the rich to give to the poor. Bully the bully until he crumbles.

[summsuccess]

Valiant effort lads.

Also, I don't make my own chocolate.

OK I will follow suit and stop retaliating.


To get the thread back on track I think making your own chocolate is firmly the work of a massive sexual queerhawk.

What the fuck. Its chocolate man. Whats not to like about chocolate. Its fucking chocolate!!!

[Adamski]

Valiant effort lads.

Also, I don't make my own chocolate.

Chocolate, chocolates you're still a pervert.

[Lewis]

Rattled. Dont worry chub. You play nice and Ill respond in kind.
Your insecurities are yours no one elses.

Do you realise that 'snide cunt' and 'snivelling backhanded sort' are literally the same thing? Do you want to take another fifteen years to get your thoughts in order?

[summsuccess]

I do love chocolate Louise. What about you?

[Lewis]

It's good yeah.

[summsuccess]

Dark, Milk or White?
And would you make your own?

[CJay]

So who's on the ropes here? It's hard to tell.

[summsuccess]

Chocolate calmed us all down. Dopamine levels have gone off the charts. See other thread.

[Lewis]

So who's on the ropes here? It's hard to tell.

Hammer.

[Danny]

You should give him your title then as your the biggest saddo thedugout has ever produced. You actually saved stuff on your computer for later use.
Have a word with yourself you flange.

Remember when Harold did that with his "e-victories", posted a screenshot of folders and he was lolled at cause they were empty.

[summsuccess]

Harold hasnt scored an evictory in his entire life. He is nothing more than a repetitive parrot and I dont care all that much for his act.

[igor_balis]

Harold was at his best when he kept posting Ric Flair gifs in threads and not really saying anything.

[summsuccess]

https://media.giphy.com/media/yUI3a7RwLhOFy/giphy.gif

":harold:"

[7om]

100% this is Smiffy. The pent up rage against Lewis is the kicker I was looking for. Case closed.

[Offshore Toon]

Aye, it all adds up a bit too well at this point.

[SvN]

I think I can say with 99% certainty that it's not Smiffy.

[summsuccess]

Rage? lol. I will not be ganged up on by the mini crew of Lewis Magic Giggles and a few others for doing nothing more than registering to your forum. They can try but it goes in one ear and out the other. Little men pose me no threat, little men behind keyboards less so 7om. Lets move along and start over. You are all to focussed on nonsensical things. My wdytoe pretty much showed why I didnt join because it was bad on the old forum and it was always going to be worse on here hence choosing to read. Now Ive opened myself up to it though by registering so its ok. I will have them bent over and taking it raw before the week is through if they wanna try being dicks. I can be as big a dick as anyone but ive extended an olive branch.

Now...7om. Do you like chocolate?

[Lewis]

You a bit of a badass irl then mate?

[summsuccess]

Aye, it all adds up a bit too well at this point.

Smiffy quits
I join
I think that was all wasnt it

You have all been plucking at straws for close to two days where as I have tried contributing to your forum. If Im an alias or breaking rules then ban me and I go back to lurking. If im not then accept youve got another new member who will fuck you up verbally.

Now Offshore Toon. Do you like chocolate?

[SvN]

Why are you suddenly on the offensive to this extent? You were posting normally yesterday.

[summsuccess]

You a bit of a badass irl then mate?

Not so much a badass but I can handle myself. Only today for example I was taking a piss, whistling away as you do as this young kid comes in and gave me a look. I thought fuck it and whistled louder. Shit scared he was.

[7om]

I do love dairy milk but it costs a bomb here.

I always thought Hershey's ytasted of vomit and I read an article the other day that the Americans put a certain chemical in there as a preservative that gives it that vomit taste. The Americans have got used to it, whereas I can't stand the stuff so I have to pay through the nose for the good stuff.

[summsuccess]

Why are you suddenly on the offensive to this extent? You were posting normally yesterday.

Mate I dont think I am on the offensive. Just saying what I see. If thats wrong then Ill reel it in it is a bit annoying when all you or any of the other lot need to confirm I am not an alias of anyone then its solved. I have said repeatedly I dont want to say what my username was because its my real name and theres too many weirdos on here, Wedge phone calling, people messaging others on facebook, Lewis and his catalogue and stuff. Just confirm im a legit member and it all goes away. Your team posted a picture of all harolds aliases not so long back so how hard can be it to lay it to rest that im not anyone else?

[SvN]

I'm not sure how it's possible to confirm you're not an alias when you're using a VPN.

[randomlegend]

I do love dairy milk but it costs a bomb here.

I always thought Hershey's ytasted of vomit and I read an article the other day that the Americans put a certain chemical in there as a preservative that gives it that vomit taste. The Americans have got used to it, whereas I can't stand the stuff so I have to pay through the nose for the good stuff.

Girlfriend's dad brought some Hershey's back from the US when he went for work.

Now I know I'm a bit of a chocolate snob, but that shit is genuinely rancid. It shouldn't be allowed to be called chocolate.

[Ian]

I think I read that there's a lot of big brand chocolate that doesn't have enough cocoa in it to even be called chocolate here.


You a bit of a badass irl then mate?

He's already put four people in hospital and he's itching to make it a fourth.

(Was four the right number? I can never remember.)

[summsuccess]

I'm not sure how it's possible to confirm you're not an alias when you're using a VPN.

Ah sorry. Im on my work computer so I dont know how to turn stuff like that off. I could print screen my actual ip settings and send it if that will help?

[Lewis]

I think it was four. I thought the shitness of American chocolate was down to them using sour milk, presumably because it was easier to transport it over massive distances without it all going shit back in the day if you made it like that. Maybe they're just idiots and do it by choice.

[summsuccess]

I think I read that there's a lot of big brand chocolate that doesn't have enough cocoa in it to even be called chocolate here.



He's already put four people in hospital and he's itching to make it a fourth.

(Was four the right number? I can never remember.)

Smaller sizes less cocoa bigger pricetag. Seems about right these days.
I remember when kingsize actually meant kingsize.

[7om]

Girlfriend's dad brought some Hershey's back from the US when he went for work.

Now I know I'm a bit of a chocolate snob, but that shit is genuinely rancid. It shouldn't be allowed to be called chocolate.

If you must eat it go for their white chocolate, it doesn't have the vomit taste at all surprisingly.

[7om]

I think it was four. I thought the shitness of American chocolate was down to them using sour milk, presumably because it was easier to transport it over massive distances without it all going shit back in the day if you made it like that. Maybe they're just idiots and do it by choice.

Butyric acid, apparently. Fucking perverts.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, I don't get the Hershey love that America have as it's rancid.

Also, lol at 'Smiffy' calling us keyboard warriors then doing the same without revealing his name.

[Offshore Toon]

I take it the Hersheys over here is different? Reece's Pieces are incredible.

[summsuccess]

Peanut butter anything is incredible Offshore Toon. Ill ignore the prick above. Now I know what www felt like.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, I'm a peanut butter fiend too. It's gotten to the point where I can't keep it in the house. Same with Marmite.

[Queenslander]

I was leaning towards the master of E-Victories but now confused.

[7om]

Those Reece's peanut butter cups? Absolute hate the little fuckers :D

I must have thrown out dozens of them over the years as I just can't stand the taste of peanut butter.

[Offshore Toon]

Send 'em this way. :drool:

[summsuccess]

Yeah, I'm a peanut butter fiend too. It's gotten to the point where I can't keep it in the house. Same with Marmite.

Have you ever had the peanut butter ice cream? It is an orgasm waiting to happen on your tongue.
Marmite can go to hell though it is vile stuff. The factory stinks too.


I was leaning towards the master of E-Victories but now confused.

Youre confused? Im absolutely baffled to the point I dont even know who I am this evening.


Those Reece's peanut butter cups? Absolute hate the little fuckers :D

I must have thrown out dozens of them over the years as I just can't stand the taste of peanut butter.

You threw them out. :| I dont think I got to you on my wdytoe list did I? Youre in big trouble kid.

[Offshore Toon]

I think I've had peanut butter ice cream in some form. Peanut butter fried up with chicken, spring onion, sesame seeds and chilli, though. :drool:

[Mellberg]

Those who repeatedly call people kid or son. Not to be trusted.

[Dark Soldier]

The best snack in America are proper Cheetos. Not the shit we get over here (unless you wanna pay about £1.50 a pack in hipster-spastic sweet shops). The kind that turns your shit orange. Next level. If I ever win a fair chunk of cash my first purchase is about 100 packs of the fuckers.

[Offshore Toon]

https://americanfizz.co.uk/snacks-and-chips/crisps-and-chips/cheetos/cheetos-crunchy-party-size-20

Like that, DS?

[summsuccess]

I think I've had peanut butter ice cream in some form. Peanut butter fried up with chicken, spring onion, sesame seeds and chilli, though. :drool:

That actually sounds way better than it should do. Relatively healthy too.


Those who repeatedly call people kid or son. Not to be trusted.

Im going to regret asking no doubt but why not? What has vocabulary got to do with trust? People who have been in prison shouldnt be trusted and yet society has welcomed you back gracefully enough. Give me a legitimate reason and I will drop the kid. I dont use son.


The best snack in America are proper Cheetos. Not the shit we get over here (unless you wanna pay about £1.50 a pack in hipster-spastic sweet shops). The kind that turns your shit orange. Next level. If I ever win a fair chunk of cash my first purchase is about 100 packs of the fuckers.

Cheetos are tasty but shit all the same. Cling to your teeth and your fingers. Sucking them afterwards just leaves a sticky mess.
We pay for bags of air in this country.

[Dark Soldier]

https://americanfizz.co.uk/snacks-and-chips/crisps-and-chips/cheetos/cheetos-crunchy-party-size-20

Like that, DS?

Yes man, I'd suck dick for those if I was homeless.

[Mellberg]

Im going to regret asking no doubt but why not? What has vocabulary got to do with trust? People who have been in prison shouldnt be trusted and yet society has welcomed you back gracefully enough. Give me a legitimate reason and I will drop the kid. I dont use son.

Very generous of society to allow me back into their ranks. I just find, in most cases, it's a disingenous attempt to undermine people and assert unwarranted authority.

[Offshore Toon]

I find when Scottish people use 'son' it's always extremely friendly.

[Mellberg]

Agreed.

[summsuccess]

Very generous of society to allow me back into their ranks. I just find, in most cases, it's a disingenous attempt to undermine people and assert unwarranted authority.

I would say thats a sweeping generalisation on your part. I could almost understand a young whipper snapper calling his elder 'son' as undermining but I dont think there is anything wrong with kid but then I do use it a lot when talking to the youngsters I train so its probably a force of habit more than anything.

[Offshore Toon]

If I'm going to speak down to somebody I go with 'boy' since I don't do subtlety.

[summsuccess]

Emphasis on the B yes?

[Magic]

Ah sorry. Im on my work computer so I dont know how to turn stuff like that off. I could print screen my actual ip settings and send it if that will help?

:D

[Adamski]

People who have been in prison shouldnt be trusted


I would say thats a sweeping generalisation on your part.

Great :D

[Queenslander]

I feel this style of alias is a tad dated.

[Mazuuurk]

Whether this guy is Harold or not (can't see how it's anyone else), please don't ban him.

The guy is great fun :)

[Kikó]

People who lick their fingers. Especially at a formal dinner (because they're eating a finger food)

I'm middle class.

[Mike]

Licking a finger to turn a page. What the hell is wrong with those peoples fingeres that they can't turn a page.

[SvN]

I lick my finger/thumb to separate a carrier bag from the stack at a self serve. Where do you stand on that?

[Dark Soldier]

Licking a finger to turn a page. What the hell is wrong with those peoples fingeres that they can't turn a page.

Get fucked fam, fresh newspaper you've gotta do that, half the pages stuck together. We get it, you don't wank into reading material mr la-de-dah

[Offshore Toon]

I used to live with a girl that would use her thumb to pour out olive oil. She was a proper stubborn Polish hooker about it too, as if she's some TV chef in a rush.

[Mike]

I lick my finger/thumb to separate a carrier bag from the stack at a self serve. Where do you stand on that?

Unsettled

[Disco]

So to re-cap.

Hard bastard in real life honest guv/sonny/lad but I can't tell you who I posted as because someone might ring me up.

:harold:

[Jimmy Floyd]

People who lick their fingers. Especially at a formal dinner (because they're eating a finger food)

I'm middle class.

The phrase 'finger food' makes me retch.

[Magic]

The phrase 'finger food' makes me retch.

And yet I was called out for eating pizza with a knife and fork.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Not by me. Knife and fork is the correct way to eat both pizzas and burgers (if you paid more than £5 for the burger).

[SvN]

What sort of nonce eats a burger with a knife and fork?

[Magic]

If it's one of those stupid ones that turn the burger bread to mush or that is ridiculously big then it's acceptable to take it apart and use a fork and knife.

[summsuccess]

:D

I remember when this used to be a warning. :huhu:


Great :D

I wasnt being serious. I was making a generalisation like Mellberg did. I like Mellberg and I always have. We all make mistakes and from reading the archive he seemed to get fucked before he even went in to a juvenile prison. I would still like to read more about it as he turned his life around by the looks of it.


I feel this style of alias is a tad dated.

You notice how no one replied to you but an outdated ''alias''. No one ever replies to you. You can look in the top corner of your screen and admire that notification.
You remind me of the scene in Central Intelligence when Kevin Hart accepts Bob Stone. Or a South Park episode but Im not sure you will know that one.


Whether this guy is Harold or not (can't see how it's anyone else), please don't ban him.

The guy is great fun :)

If I get banned for signing up to your forum then I will be annoyed but I will still lurk.


People who lick their fingers. Especially at a formal dinner (because they're eating a finger food)

I'm middle class.

Cutlery is overrated. Im the sort of guy who grabs a knife and fork then proceeds to eat everything on my plate with my fingers anyway. :huhu:


Licking a finger to turn a page. What the hell is wrong with those peoples fingeres that they can't turn a page.

There are different types of finger licking. No excuse to lick and flick when reading a book as I think that is easy to do.


I lick my finger/thumb to separate a carrier bag from the stack at a self serve. Where do you stand on that?

And this lick of the finger is perfectly acceptable although I rarely ever use self service tills and to give the staff something to do.
No Im not having a good day. Just shut up and scan.
Yes I do want help packing. Its your job.
The person staffing the self serve tills is the sort of person I question. They just stand there and wait for a light to flash so they can swipe a key.
That isnt a job. That is an outrageous waste of your time. Get a proper job. Do something proactive.


Get fucked fam, fresh newspaper you've gotta do that, half the pages stuck together. We get it, you don't wank into reading material mr la-de-dah

Newspaper is fine as it does get stuck. I miss fresh fish and chips wrapped in newspaper. A chip shop near me that I rarely frequent as such places are for when pissed and desperate wrap them up as any standard chip shop would.....and THEN wraps them again in newspaper. It makes no sense.


I used to live with a girl that would use her thumb to pour out olive oil. She was a proper stubborn Polish hooker about it too, as if she's some TV chef in a rush.

Do you just live with foreign people Offshore Toon? Chinese and now a Pole.

[randomlegend]

It's like you're trying to catch up on the last 10 years of missed posting.

Give it a fucking rest.

[Lufcdanny]

I preferred it when the lurkers lurked. However to add to the excellent thread.

If there are 4 urinals and I am at the one at the end on the right, people who enter and then proceed to use the urinal next to me.

[summsuccess]

So to re-cap.

Hard bastard in real life honest guv/sonny/lad but I can't tell you who I posted as because someone might ring me up.

:harold:

Im not doing this today. You can take the role of cunt and I will take the role of contributor.


The phrase 'finger food' makes me retch.

Why doesnt that surprise me. Ill get back to you in 30 seconds.


And yet I was called out for eating pizza with a knife and fork.

Because eating a pizza with a knife and fork is moronic. Its the very definition of finger food almost.


Not by me. Knife and fork is the correct way to eat both pizzas and burgers (if you paid more than £5 for the burger).

Im back with you. This is why I think you think you are better than you are. I can almost picture you laying a handkerchief on your lap to catch any pickles that do a runner too.
Very Mr Bean like. Assess burger. Calculate size. Aim to cut but only right down the middle so two even parts of burger now exist.
Its a little bit weird.


What sort of nonce eats a burger with a knife and fork?

Evidently the one above this response. He eats cheesy puffs with a tooth pick too you know.


If it's one of those stupid ones that turn the burger bread to mush or that is ridiculously big then it's acceptable to take it apart and use a fork and knife.

Nonsense. Squash that motherfucker down and shove it in. Let the juices drip down your chin and then suck each finger delightfully.
That is proper etiquette.
Not even the majority will disagree with me on that one.
Thread it reddit boy.

[summsuccess]

It's like you're trying to catch up on the last 10 years of missed posting.

Give it a fucking rest.

What part of a legitimate response gave that idea.
If I was trying to catch up and become top dweeb I would have replied to each one separately.
Use your head.
I am trying to get involved no more no less. Stop being an idiot.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Im back with you. This is why I think you think you are better than you are. I can almost picture you laying a handkerchief on your lap to catch any pickles that do a runner too.
Very Mr Bean like. Assess burger. Calculate size. Aim to cut but only right down the middle so two even parts of burger now exist.
Its a little bit weird.

It depends on whether you wish to make a mess and have your fingers be greasy, or not. I choose not. I fear this is a choice with which you are going to have to deal.

I mean I wouldn't eat a Domino's with knife and fork, but then I wouldn't get one in the first place because it's shit and too expensive.

[Magic]

It's like you're trying to catch up on the last 10 years of missed posting.

Give it a fucking rest.

Of course that's if he'd missed the last 10 years...

amirite

[Disco]

Picking on Queenslander :nono:

[Kikó]

The phrase 'finger food' makes me retch.

Yeah it's horrible. I was of a situation where I was at dinner and the girl next to me was eating prawns and licking her fingers. I was trying to enjoy my beef wellington ffs.

[summsuccess]

It depends on whether you wish to make a mess and have your fingers be greasy, or not. I choose not. I fear this is a choice with which you are going to have to deal.

I mean I wouldn't eat a Domino's with knife and fork, but then I wouldn't get one in the first place because it's shit and too expensive.

Thats what napkins are for. What do you do if you go to a bbq?

[-james-]

It's definitely Smiffy tbh

[Kikó]

Burgers which are massive can be cut imo. Or accept the challenge.

Pizza depends on the topping variable.

[summsuccess]

Yeah it's horrible. I was of a situation where I was at dinner and the girl next to me was eating prawns and licking her fingers. I was trying to enjoy my beef wellington ffs.

The big prawns where you can see the eyes I cannot touch. The small prawns are fine but those king size ones. It was a true ordeal.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's definitely Smiffy tbh

He writes more like Sincere after an intensive English course.

[Disco]

The big prawns where you can see the eyes I cannot touch. The small prawns are fine but those king size ones. It was a true ordeal.

I don't get this attitude, they all had eyes at some point.

[Magic]

He writes more like Sincere after an intensive English course.

With a dash of Bish and Saint.

[summsuccess]

I don't get this attitude, they all had eyes at some point.

The little curled up ones too?
It just makes me feel a bit uneasy. The counters in supermarkets with proper fish showing is another I cant cope with.
I like fish as much as the next man but only if its caked in batter or covered in crumbs.

[Queenslander]

I've been bullied.

[summsuccess]

dino Magic_Johnson
Im just going to ignore any more comparisons but I did completely forget about angelsaint!
Starting from now. Contribute or fuck off.

[summsuccess]

I've been bullied.

I just likened you to Dwayne The Rock Johnson. That is not bullying.
That is a major compliment.
You smell what im cooking Queenslander?

[wullie]

I never liked the idea of eating something with eyes still intact, the face is too much of a reminder it was an animal whereas it's easier to ignore when it's just a chunk of meat. I had sprats the other day which was the first time I've eaten anything with the head still attached, fear conquered.

[Offshore Toon]

It all depends on whether you care about making a mess or not. If you're going to buy one of those ridiculous burgers you'll probably be in a restaurant so might as well use cutlery instead of looking like a twat. Any decent pizza (again, probably found in a restaurant) should be eaten with a knife and fork, but takeaway pizza (/food in general) should be eaten with your hands since you've already committed to being a mess by ordering shit food (nothing against this, as you all know I love it).


Do you just live with foreign people Offshore Toon? Chinese and now a Pole.
She was an anglicised half-Pole tbf. Not including family, I've lived with 15 people and they've only been Chinese/foreign when I've gone into university accommodation. 1 in first year in the cheapest halls, then 4(!!!) of the bastards this year as its one of the most expensive ones. I assume that international students are mostly very well off given the amount of black blokes driving Mercedes in the most expensive accommodation. This year's living situation was somewhat predictable, but as I said last night, I didn't really have a choice but to accept as it was so late in the game.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've only eaten one burger with a knife and fork purely because it was covered with chilli. There was no chance I'd be able to pick it up.

Also, this isn't innocuous but I went to a chemist the other day and some woman was standing to the side just clipping her fingernails. It was absolutely vile.

[Magic]

I've only eaten one burger with a knife and fork purely because it was covered with chilli. There was no chance I'd be able to pick it up.

Also, this isn't innocuous but I went to a chemist the other day and some woman was standing to the side just clipping her fingernails. It was absolutely vile.

Yeah some horrible cunt started doing that with his toenails when we were on the train to Lisbon. I just put it down to 3rd world if not for EU mate.

[Offshore Toon]

I've caught two people I've lived with on the sofa picking skin off their feet. Makes my stomach turn thinking about it. Disgusting little wankers.

[summsuccess]

She was an anglicised half-Pole tbf. Not including family, I've lived with 15 people and they've only been Chinese/foreign when I've gone into university accommodation. 1 in first year in the cheapest halls, then 4(!!!) of the bastards this year as its one of the most expensive ones. I assume that international students are mostly very well off given the amount of black blokes driving Mercedes in the most expensive accommodation. This year's living situation was somewhat predictable, but as I said last night, I didn't really have a choice but to accept as it was so late in the game.

Your next thread should be a detailed description of them all. "Me, Myself and the 15 forunners"
There was another member who used to post about his living arrangements but I cant think of who it was. Not Hammer.
It was before that.

I dont understand the mentality of international students who are overly privileged. Even those in this country that come from money and have it all handed to them. I dont know how they develop the skill set required for later in life when all they have to do is ask mummy or daddy for it.
When I have children I will make them work for there income even if I could make things easier for them.
Hard but fair I think.

[Kikó]

I've caught two people I've lived with on the sofa picking skin off their feet. Makes my stomach turn thinking about it. Disgusting little wankers.

My missus shouts at me for fiddling with my feet. It's a poor habit.

My nan pulled out some food skin remover that she casually whipped out last time we were there and started grating through her feet while we watched TV. It was bizarre even on the scale of the things my nan has done.

[Dark Soldier]

I've eaten one burger with a knife and fork but that's due to it having seven patties and ten strips of bacon on it. Finished it, regretted it for days after.

[summsuccess]

I've only eaten one burger with a knife and fork purely because it was covered with chilli. There was no chance I'd be able to pick it up.

Also, this isn't innocuous but I went to a chemist the other day and some woman was standing to the side just clipping her fingernails. It was absolutely vile.

At least she was clipping. I have seen someone biting and spitting them out on one my bus journeys.
Some of the things I have seen cannot be unseen when getting the x30.

[Dark Soldier]

My nan pulled out some food skin remover that she casually whipped out last time we were there and started grating through her feet while we watched TV. It was bizarre even on the scale of the things my nan has done.

It just means she likes you.

[Kikó]

She's just at that stage of life where don't need to care what people think. It's a glorious time of life.

[Offshore Toon]

Your next thread should be a detailed description of them all. "Me, Myself and the 15 forunners"
There was another member who used to post about his living arrangements but I cant think of who it was. Not Hammer.
It was before that.

I dont understand the mentality of international students who are overly privileged. Even those in this country that come from money and have it all handed to them. I dont know how they develop the skill set required for later in life when all they have to do is ask mummy or daddy for it.
When I have children I will make them work for there income even if I could make things easier for them.
Hard but fair I think.
5 forunners. They're all pretty similar (Chinese). Very quiet and respectful when you're around, but when you're not they're inconsiderate bastards.

My missus shouts at me for fiddling with my feet. It's a poor habit.

My nan pulled out some food skin remover that she casually whipped out last time we were there and started grating through her feet while we watched TV. It was bizarre even on the scale of the things my nan has done.
I get it, 'cause it happens to us all, but in shared living rooms its disgusting. There's no reason it can't be done in your room or take a minute to go to the bathroom.

[Offshore Toon]

I've eaten one burger with a knife and fork but that's due to it having seven patties and ten strips of bacon on it. Finished it, regretted it for days after.
Got a picture? Sounds like you donned it. :cool:

[Dark Soldier]

Was about five years ago when I ballooned to 18 stone. Just went full fuck it and ate shit for a year.

[Disco]

The little curled up ones too?
It just makes me feel a bit uneasy. The counters in supermarkets with proper fish showing is another I cant cope with.
I like fish as much as the next man but only if its caked in batter or covered in crumbs.

I had whitebait the other day that I ate head tail and all. Great stuff.

[SvN]

I had the quadruple bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas and it was immense. 4 burgers and 20 rashers of bacon :drool:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/11/article-1328863-0C07503E000005DC-736_634x459.jpg

[Offshore Toon]

Did you finish it? I don't know if I could on my first day there, but after a week or so you're probably used to it.

[summsuccess]

I had whitebait the other day that I ate head tail and all. Great stuff.

Too much for me to stomach. Sardines in a tin is another. Just the thought is making me sick.
Have you ever had niboshi?
Im waiting patiently for the best and worse of Japan thread.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I had whitebait the other day that I ate head tail and all. Great stuff.

Whitebait is absolutely glorious.

[Dark Soldier]

Yeah whitebait is delicious as fuck. The one time I went to a posh restaurant, it was that or a salad starter, got the whitebait and it was just a mound of dead fish on a plate, lovely stuff.

[Disco]

Are niboshi tiny dried or cured fish? If so then yes, and tiny little dried crabs too (fnarr). Not bad, they tasted mostly of crunchy.

I'll try mist things once, eyes or otherwise.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Soft shell crabs are brilliant too.

[SvN]

Did you finish it? I don't know if I could on my first day there, but after a week or so you're probably used to it.

Damn right I did. I ate my wife's chips as well, because she didn't want to get spanked with a paddle.

[7om]

Yeah, both times I've been to Vegas I've left feeling a complete fat bastard. I don't think they even know what a vegetable is over there.

[Mazuuurk]

The whole US seems to be like that, to be fair. Insane servings as well.

Everytime I go to New Orleans I forget that I can't order a starter and a main course or some extra chips or something. A starter itself is usually a full meal.

[summsuccess]

Thats why most the US are fat and in debt for not being able to pay for there health insurance.
I dont understand some peoples mentality to food.
Something like what SvN did on holiday in Vegas is fine or a once every so often with your mates but to eat that much every day is just asking for problems.

You are what you eat if you eat rubbish you feel rubbish then become rubbish.
Just eat balanced meals, go for a walk or a little jog etc
Take responsibility for your own health basically
Not enough do.

[Kikó]

The whole US seems to be like that, to be fair. Insane servings as well.

Everytime I go to New Orleans I forget that I can't order a starter and a main course or some extra chips or something. A starter itself is usually a full meal.

Same in Florida. The portions are amazing.

I hated it after a bit though as you can taste the high levels of salt in every meal. It's ridiculous how unhealthy their meals are.

[Offshore Toon]

I don't know how it is these days, but healthy eating/cooking and regular exercise wasn't really drilled in as being important when I was at school. In P.E. I think they should have taken a bit more time to show exercises that you can do by yourself and easily fit into a routine, as opposed to organised sports all the time. With eating/cooking we made stuff like pies and whatever but with no background information on why its important to have/what makes a balanced diet. I could already cook from a young age, but I'd just eat whatever I fancied without any further thought.

[summsuccess]

I think schools should reintroduce full on cooking classes and life skills. Not all children have the benefit of reliable parents with good values and I have found that the ones who come to the gym are often lacking a role model. I think cooking classes, the importance of health, financial advice and career advice etc should all be included. Its bullshit to say it cant be done as they can easily get army in to a school to try coax kids into joining there. I would love to go to schools and talk about the benefits of what we do and why we do it but its not an easy thing to get into for obvious reasons.
Too much mollycoddling in this world so when they leave school they are basically fucked

[Offshore Toon]

That's true, although I do find younger people to be more fitness conscious these days so things may have changed.

[summsuccess]

I agree but I would say thats only a small minority Offshore Toon. Much better than it was even just 5 years or so ago.
It doesnt tell the whole picture though I dont think
I think its less about being more aware of fitness and more narcissistic too because of shit like facebook and stuff

If I could use leedsrevolution for example as you all know him. He could benefit lots with us
and it wasnt really shit that he has conviced himself to diet by skipping two days or something silly
his is a confidence thing but its all relative and intertwined really
one comes with theother and theres a knock on effect

[Offshore Toon]

The 5:2 intermittent fasting diet is well known, though, and works for some people. It's difficult to predict which diet will click and which won't.

[Disco]

Chopping a leg off would do wonders for your weight loss stats but no sensible person would recommend it. Same with not eating for days, it's faddy bullshit for mentals.

[Boydy]

Fasting actually has health benefits though.

[Dark Soldier]

Yup, it works. I followed a similar thing a couple of year back, lost two stone, felt healthy (albeit mine was two days off a week but not concurrent days). As long as you're not a severe fuckwit, you'e good.

[Offshore Toon]

I've never known the 5:2 to include two concurrent days. Normally just two slots of 24 hours, so you just have to last until about 10pm or so.

[Adamski]

Is it not still 500 calories? You can pack a fair amount in for that if you're clever.

[Boydy]

Yeah, it's not full on fasting.

[Offshore Toon]

Is it not still 500 calories? You can pack a fair amount in for that if you're clever.
I've never (knowingly) done it, though I do fast in periods quite frequently when losing weight but I don't stick to a schedule.

[Reg]

I think if I did it I'd be eating fairly often on the 500 calories days. Loads of chopped vegetables to stop me going mad.

[Offshore Toon]

It really isn't that difficult to fast. You drink plenty and just get on with things.

[Dark Soldier]

I didn't eat a thing on those days, like a fucking boss :cool:

[Offshore Toon]

I didn't eat a thing on those days, like a fucking boss :cool:
Yeah, as you go on it becomes incredibly easy to stop eating. As far as I'm concerned there's nothing wrong with it. Just dose up on multivitamins and as long as you feel alright, carry on.

[Lewis]

Why not just spread the two day calorie reduction over, say, seven days?

[Raoul Duke]

Why not just spread the two day calorie reduction over, say, seven days?

There's (potentially) some benefits to activating the bodies "emergency mode": https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/02/is-fasting-a-free-health-fix-or-just-a-fad-dieting-science-ketagenic-michael-mosley-diabetes-ms

Generally most people could eat less, so a general calorie reduction is probably a good idea regardless of the distribution.

[Ian]

Yeah, both times I've been to Vegas I've left feeling a complete fat bastard. I don't think they even know what a vegetable is over there.

I don't think Scotland is much better. There's a place near my work where one of the vegetable options for a create-your-own pizza is cheese.


Damn right I did. I ate my wife's chips as well, because she didn't want to get spanked with a paddle.

There must be a better means of addressing her unwillingness to share than domestic abuse.

[Shindig]

Okay, whistling at urinals is now upended by people having full conversations, cock in hand about stuff. Also, the young lass I sit next to this week had a see-through cardigan on. I'm sure the people who make those are deviants.

[Spammer]

What was the cardigan made out of?

[Shindig]

I dunno. I'm not a textile expert. Seemed bizarre to wear a thick thing like that which clearly showed her bra on display.

[Pepe]

Twice now I have entered the restroom and a man I work with, Dr. Li, is in there about to leave. Twice he has, instead of leaving, struck a conversation while I go about my business.

[Disco]

Turn around and widdle on his shoes.

[Shindig]

People who look far too relaxed on a park bench.

People who line up at the handriers and use one drier for each hand.

[Pepe]

Twice now I have entered the restroom and a man I work with, Dr. Li, is in there about to leave. Twice he has, instead of leaving, struck a conversation while I go about my business.

Dr. Li also spits in the trash cans inside the lab.


People who line up at the handriers and use one drier for each hand.

Never seen that. :D

[Offshore Toon]

I used to nap on park benches during lunch when I was worse-for-wear at work.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

People who line up at the handriers and use one drier for each hand.

That doesn't actually happen, does it?

[Shindig]

Never seen that. :D

Neither did I until Wednesday. Some fella on the ground floor toilets hogging both the handriers like a huge tosspot.

[igor_balis]

that's fucking brilliant :D

what a card

[Shindig]

I'm trying to see if my logic and his logic lines up. 'cos when he first started doing it I assumed he was testing them both to see if one wasn't going to kick in. There was no hesitation though, meaning he must live his life by this small, pointless time save.

[Offshore Toon]

It doesn't save time, though, does it? If anything he's spending more time at the dryers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'd say more time spent too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/24ly18/why_does_rubbing_my_hands_under_a_handdryer_make/

You need to rub your hands.

[-james-]

I've done the dryer thing when the bog is empty.

[Giggles]

I just dry my hands on my trousers.

[Offshore Toon]

I just dry my hands on my trousers.
Some of them have gotten powerful recently and it only takes about ten seconds to completely dry your hands.

[Giggles]

Some of them have gotten powerful recently and it only takes about ten seconds to completely dry your hands.

I know but any time I'm in a public jacks I'm working so I'm only on shitty work clothes. I dry as I walk so I'm near out the door by the time I'm done.

[Boydy]

There's paper towels and a hand dryer in my work. What sort of weirdo chooses the hand dryer over the paper towels? I hear it all the time.

[Lewis]

The environmentally aware.

[Lewis]

If it's a good one anyway. If it's one of those shit ones you get in older pubs that just let out a boiling hot wheeze then maybe not.

[Boydy]

The environmentally aware.

Dickheads. I just want peace and quiet when I'm having a poo.

[Giggles]

Dickheads. I just want peace and quiet when I'm having a poo.

I like the noise to drown out the splatters.

[randomlegend]

Yeah, if you aren't timing the drops with the sound of the dryer then you're a delinquent of the lowest kind.

[Offshore Toon]

The deviants are clearly the pedos that are scared of people hearing them shit.

[Boydy]

Yeah, it's the bog, what else am I doing in there? Everyone shits.

[Shindig]

Farting around the people you work with can come with embarrassment, surprisingly enough. People that fart at urinals can do one. There's a pride in that of a true twat.

[Mike]

While we're on about toilets.
I went a wedding and the toilet had bars of soap instead of liquid soap in a bottle/dispenser. The bar ended up on the floor by half way through the night.

Whoever decided on that is the worst. I think it was the bride as I went a second wedding in the same place and it had liquid soap.

[Giggles]

With the amount of utter wankery that goes on at weddings these days I'd say you're right.

[Shindig]

More toilet bollocks. Fella standing at the urinal with his cock in one hand and his phone out in the other.

[ItalAussie]

Not standing to one side of an escalator.

[Giggles]

Not standing to one side of an escalator.

And standing across the travelators in an airport with a bag blocking everyone.

[Waffdon]

More toilet bollocks. Fella standing at the urinal with his cock in one hand and his phone out in the other.

Don't see an issue tbqh.

[Shindig]

Elongating a process that takes seconds to do something more complicated on a phone. Finish one, do the other.

[McAvennie]

You get into an empty lift, it stops at the next floor and someone else gets in and comes to stand right next to you even though you are in the back corner...