Relatively innocuous behaviours which mark someone out as a FUCKING deviant

[John]

My friend is in America on her honeymoon at the moment and is posting six thousand pictures per day. She's gone to the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and the only picture is of one star in particular. Now, I'm not sure if taking a picture of a name on the ground or of all the names choosing to make that name Kevin Costner makes her a bigger pervert, but both are definite red flags.

[Spikey M]

It's just occurred to me that whilst I know the name, I'm not sure I know who Kevin Costner actually is.

[Shindig]

He's Michael Keaton if he was no fun.

[Disco]

Spikey is definitely old enough to remember Waterworld and Robin Hood.

[randomlegend]

I've somehow got him confused/amalgamated with Nic Cage in my head.

I thought it was him in Con Air - but it's Cage - so I then decided Dances with Wolves must be Cage, but it's him.

What is the point of this post honestly.

Think the heat's got me losing it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I always get him mixed up with Kevin Spacey, for no reason other than that they have the same first name. As proof of this, I had to google Kevin Spacey in order to make this post, as I couldn't remember his surname.

[phonics]

Same but with Bacon not Spacey.

[Shindig]

Kevin Spacey in Tremors might just be too much.

[Dquincy]

Spikey is definitely old enough to remember Waterworld and Robin Hood.
Robin Hood, great film.

Waterworld, not so much. But went to the show at Universal in LA a couple of years ago which was the bollocks.

[Spikey M]

I have seen both of them, along with The Untouchables. Still not sure I recognise him in the pictures thrown up by Google though.

Edit: ahhhhh, he's Eliot 'Rex Banner' Ness.

[Disco]

Great in Con Air too.

[Spoonsky]

I always get him mixed up with Kevin Spacey, for no reason other than that they have the same first name. As proof of this, I had to google Kevin Spacey in order to make this post, as I couldn't remember his surname.


Same but with Bacon not Spacey.

I get Kevin Spacey and Kevin Bacon mixed up for this reason...

[Mellberg]

I always get him mixed up with Kevin Spacey, for no reason other than that they have the same first name. As proof of this, I had to google Kevin Spacey in order to make this post, as I couldn't remember his surname.

I always have a brain fart with Kevin Spacey. Have to Google it every time.

[Reg]

Me too. How strange.

I've watched all of House of Cards (apart from this season) but I'm still not entirely sure it's Kevin Spacey until Googling.

[Spikey M]

I only know Kevin Spacey because of Outbreak.

[Giggles]

Always wish I'd watched House of Cards. Is Spacey the lad in the film where he rides some young one and the lad is videoing a plastic bag?

[Pepe]

That's the one.

[Giggles]

I couldn't get Beautiful Mind out of my head but I have it now.

[bruhnaldo]

I didn't know you could be knighted without being British.

He's not Sir Kevin Spacey, of course, but that's still interesting (to me anyway).

[John]

For some reason the first film that comes to mind when I see Kevin Spacey is K-PAX, a quite uneventful drama from about fifteen years ago.

[bruhnaldo]

Top 5 Kevin Spacey Roles:

1. John Doe, Se7en
2. Lester Burnham, American Beauty
3. Roger "Verbal" Kint, Usual Suspects
4. Jack Vincennes, LA Confidential
5. John Williamson, Glengarry Glen Ross

[Spammer]

I've noticed recently that when minor inconveniences happen I have a habit of singing Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song' to myself.

*Goes in to Boots to find that they've run out of the chicken triple sandwich*
Ah Ahhh Ahhhhhhhhhh....

[randomlegend]

This isn't really innocuous and more utterly insane, but wasn't sure where else to put it.

This Chinese lad I'm living with fairly regularly has friends and stuff come to the door. The first couple of times I hadn't got a key yet so I couldn't let them in (he always locks the door even if we're both in). He left them waiting outside at the door for literally 10-15 minutes each time before coming down. He knew they were there (I shouted up to make sure) and he was just like "yeah I'll let them in in a bit".

What the fuck? Is that an Asian thing? The waitees didn't seem perturbed by it I have to say.

[ItalAussie]

When you're on a three-person train seat, and the aisle person gets off. If the middle person doesn't move over to the empty aisle seat, they should be arrested for public indecency.

[Offshore Toon]

I was sat next to some bloke in a similar situation recently. I was on the aisle when the seats opposite freed up. I would normally move, but I was pretty comfortable so didn't bother.

[Shindig]

Bloke next to me at work keeps trying to feed me midget gems. I took three yesterday out of courtesy but he insisted on dumping the whole packet on my desk.

[SvN]

The guy on the desk nearby keeps staring at me whenever I'm eating my midget gems. I offered him one a few times yesterday and he wolfed them down instantly while keeping eye contact. Today I've just given him a load as I can't bear to stand going through that again.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I didn't know you two worked together.

[Shindig]

To top this off, her referred to himself as a feeder the other day.

[Kikó]

My colleagues keep calling vertically challenged gems an unpc name at work and I'm not sure whether or not I should tell HR.

[Pepe]

My colleague doesn't get jokes.

[Offshore Toon]

Is he American? It might just be the case that he's too culturally advanced.

[Pen]

This was good :D

[bruhnaldo]

Meanwhile I'm sat here wondering what the fuck midget gems are.

[Spikey M]

Squeaky sweets that make your teeth hurt

[Magic]

Imagine getting mixed up between Iced Gems and Midget Gems.

:uhoh:

[Spikey M]

Iced gems :drool:

[mugbull]

My colleague doesn't get jokes.

Maybe you're just not funny

https://68.media.tumblr.com/90cdf4b739a01921490f1eb1eb69bed8/tumblr_naunn3fsx71s63babo1_400.gif

[Pepe]

Two of my colleagues don't get jokes.

[Spikey M]

Don't worry Pep, you'll be in France soon. Then nobody will get your jokes and they will spit in your face for trying.

[Shindig]

I now have an unopened pack of midget gems on my desk. He then did a little dance as I eventually accepted them.