Toasters

[Dquincy]

Can anyone recommend me a good 4 slicer? My 8 year old 2 slicer toaster died this morning. :(

I love toast.

[Spikey M]

Have you tried switching it on and jiggling a fork about in it?

[Dquincy]

Have you tried switching it on and jiggling a fork about in it?

Sparks came out it before any of that tomfoolery. And no way am i using a grill for toast and crumpets.

[Spikey M]

Crumpets are shit anyway.

[Shindig]

How double dare you.

[Raoul Duke]

Just go on Amazon, you spastic

[CJay]

Just go on Amazon, you spastic

😂😂

[Giggles]

Just go on Amazon, you spastic

Surely there's so many better places to get a toaster? If he went to Tesco he'd have one home within half an hour.

[Mike]

Mine was a cheap tesco one I got about 5 years ago, that along with my kettle might be getting replaced in the summer. I just picked the cheapest in the right colour.

[Foe]

Just buy a blowtorch instead. Much more fun and it can also light candles.

[Dquincy]

My main concern is slot size. Don't like it when the slices don't fit in.

Never mind, i'll have to buy 5 different ones and test drive them.

[Giggles]

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/5638549

[Dquincy]

Noice. Thanks.

[Giggles]

Though this seems to have a better name for big slices.

http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/small-kitchen-appliances/toasters/tefal-maison-tt7708uk-4-slice-toaster-stainless-steel-chalkboard-black-10148550-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istItemId=xwwpwimmxx&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0130+%28LTC%29+SKA+Core~10148550_Tefa l_TT7708UK_phrase~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=t&ds_kids=43700020042119310&gclid=Cj0KEQjw6LXIBRCUqIjXmdKBxZUBEiQA_f50Po5a45lz L2OjXBjEeSkMwYcXp6QuIb4HGRLQtJUHaxUaAr4y8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CLGN26yz29MCFdWJ7Qod0FUANA

[Offshore Toon]

Stop being pussies and get a couple of these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rowlett-Rutland-Regent-Toaster-8ATW-131/dp/B00H4Y4N0I

[Boydy]

Though this seems to have a better name for big slices.

http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/small-kitchen-appliances/toasters/tefal-maison-tt7708uk-4-slice-toaster-stainless-steel-chalkboard-black-10148550-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istItemId=xwwpwimmxx&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0130+%28LTC%29+SKA+Core~10148550_Tefa l_TT7708UK_phrase~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=t&ds_kids=43700020042119310&gclid=Cj0KEQjw6LXIBRCUqIjXmdKBxZUBEiQA_f50Po5a45lz L2OjXBjEeSkMwYcXp6QuIb4HGRLQtJUHaxUaAr4y8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CLGN26yz29MCFdWJ7Qod0FUANA

http://i67.tinypic.com/2lw9kxl.jpg

:D

[Giggles]

If you angle it right you could sit down and have the toaster land it on your plate.

[Offshore Toon]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/ay32144234film-wallace-and.jpg?w=748&h=533&crop=1

[Lewis]

It's better under the grill anyway.

[Dquincy]

Stop being pussies and get a couple of these.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rowlett-Rutland-Regent-Toaster-8ATW-131/dp/B00H4Y4N0I

Winner!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Winner!

False, this is:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Buffalo-GF269-Conveyor-Toaster-Double/dp/B00C7M67A6/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1494079586&sr=1-3&keywords=conveyor+toaster

I love conveyor toasters.

[Lewis]

In which case you want this (https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Small-Kitchen-Appliances/Hatco-Toast-Conveyor-Toaster-Commercial-Kitchen-Restaurant/B01LQ5QPOW/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1494081152&sr=8-7&keywords=conveyor+toaster).

[Offshore Toon]

If you're interested in spending a little bit extra then I can cut you a deal on this set.

https://www.bellecocooking.com/images/group2.jpg

[Adamski]

False, this is:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Buffalo-GF269-Conveyor-Toaster-Double/dp/B00C7M67A6/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1494079586&sr=1-3&keywords=conveyor+toaster

I love conveyor toasters.

No wonder your stepmums fought this like fuck.