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Offshore Toon
05-05-2017, 08:26 PM
Following on from the lurkers thread, who had the biggest meltdown?

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:26 PM
Alan. Thread closed.

Offshore Toon
05-05-2017, 08:27 PM
What happened with Alan again?

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-05-2017, 08:31 PM
Ant over Vidic or Jack Torrence with the Facebook trick.

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:31 PM
What happened with Alan again?

I made a shit Hillsborough joke after this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/17363134), he claimed to have been keeping a record of my cracks about it and threatened to EXPOSE me on RAWK (complete with mugshot and university details), everyone lolled, he went away for a few months, Yevrah started a 'Where is Alan?' thread, he came back and claimed to have been trolling, everyone lolled at him again, he asked to have his account banned and left forever with his reputation in tatters, and then all of the original posts and comeback thread disappeared.

It was a shame to have lost him, but lol mate.

Dark Soldier
05-05-2017, 08:34 PM
I once had a HUGE meltdown as I felt DS was bullying me. I think called him a NAZI PRICK, but then recommended Magic to go to Siam Park in Tenerife before I SWORE I'd never come back to the forum. Probably about 10 years ago maybe. Love DS these days. Top guy.

Like I'd do such a thing.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:34 PM
I once had a HUGE meltdown as I felt DS was bullying me. I think called him a NAZI PRICK, but then recommended Magic to go to Siam Park in Tenerife before I SWORE I'd never come back to the forum. Probably about 10 years ago maybe. Love DS these days. Top guy.

What the... :D

Spoonsky
05-05-2017, 08:35 PM
I barely remember al0n. Retard duck. Controversial MS paint. Liverpool.

7om
05-05-2017, 08:36 PM
I once had a HUGE meltdown as I felt DS was bullying me. I think called him a NAZI PRICK, but then recommended Magic to go to Siam Park in Tenerife before I SWORE I'd never come back to the forum. Probably about 10 years ago maybe. Love DS these days. Top guy.

You calling John a bitch for about a year because he changed your name to Unrelieved Stool was a bit special, too.

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:36 PM
Does anyone remember somebody posting as 'Ooh Ah Paul McGrath' who got called shit one too many times and started following TEG and Harold around, calling all of their posts shit, and HAHAHAHAing them? I actually reckon that was Zimidy in a previous form.

Spoonsky
05-05-2017, 08:38 PM
I fucking loved Bruhnaldo's recently, because on the one hand it was so precious and on the other as an American on this board I really understood the insecurity and failure to fit in.

Taz had some great ones. Werewolf games produced some incredible meltdowns.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:39 PM
I think you were going there for a honeymoon and I couldn't leave without recommending that water park, pretty solid place.

Yeah we went. It rocked. You saved my marriage.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:40 PM
You calling John a bitch for about a year because he changed your name to Unrelieved Stool was a bit special, too.

Omg? I didn't know that was LR. :lol:

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:40 PM
Oh yeah, that Chris RAF Man (I think it was 'chris_rafman') was good for a MELTDOWN every time he logged in.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:43 PM
Does anyone remember Mr X?

Ahaha

Offshore Toon
05-05-2017, 08:47 PM
I really don't remember much from these spastics, so might delve into an Internet archive for lols.

Dquincy
05-05-2017, 08:48 PM
I think I've left and returned the record amount of times.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:52 PM
Oh yeah you're the worst. What causes the meltdown DQuincy. How insecure do you have to be to let some internet strangers destroy your entire self esteem out of interest? ;)

He admitted historic child sex abuse by a close relative so we'll let him off the hook you horrible bastard Stool

Disco
05-05-2017, 08:53 PM
Oh yeah, that Chris RAF Man (I think it was 'chris_rafman') was good for a MELTDOWN every time he logged in.

Didn't we convince him he was a wife beater or something? He was great fun.

Dquincy
05-05-2017, 08:54 PM
Oh yeah you're the worst. What causes the meltdown DQuincy. How insecure do you have to be to let some internet strangers destroy your entire self esteem out of interest? ;)
Shut you fat fucking mouth!


He admitted historic child sex abuse by a close relative so we'll let him off the hook you horrible bastard Stool
It was consensual.

Dquincy
05-05-2017, 08:55 PM
Who owns the most expensive house on here?

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:57 PM
Floyd lives in a four million pound house.

Magic
05-05-2017, 08:57 PM
Who owns the most expensive house on here?

If my house was in Chelsea I would.

Lewis
05-05-2017, 08:59 PM
If it's any consolation, your kid's life is already ruined.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-05-2017, 08:59 PM
Didn't we convince him he was a wife beater or something? He was great fun.

I believe so and she was raped as well (not by him) too I think.

Dquincy
05-05-2017, 09:00 PM
If my house was in Chelsea I would.

But it's not. How many bedrooms are we talking.

Lewis
05-05-2017, 09:00 PM
Didn't we convince him he was a wife beater or something? He was great fun.


I believe so and she was raped as well (not by him) too I think.

Didn't the rape come out when he signed up as his brother to convince us he isn't a bad lad mate honest?

Magic
05-05-2017, 09:01 PM
I believe so and she was raped as well (not by him) too I think.

Jesus Christ. No wonder we've only got the dregs of society on here.

Magic
05-05-2017, 09:02 PM
Set expectations low. If the kid ends up being below average, everyone will be pleasantly surprised and I will be above expectations.

They'll have to create a new classification of retard.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-05-2017, 09:04 PM
Didn't the rape come out when he signed up as his brother to convince us he isn't a bad lad mate honest?

I forgot about the 'brother'.

Christ, he was gold.

Magic
05-05-2017, 09:05 PM
At least if our kids ever meet, and mine says, well my dad could win in a fight, they would be right. :cool2:

Leeds on Leeds. :nono:

Pepe
05-05-2017, 09:07 PM
Taz had some great ones. Werewolf games produced some incredible meltdowns.

That time when GS and I (and the other wolves, I think AE was one) DONNED Taz was glorious.

Magic
05-05-2017, 09:09 PM
I still wake up sweating in a panic hearing Floyd whispering the C word at me.

Disco
05-05-2017, 09:10 PM
I believe so and she was raped as well (not by him) too I think.

His best mate was involved in some way and I'm sure he threatened to beat people up too.

Spoonsky
05-05-2017, 09:11 PM
This is a dark side to TTH I didn't know existed.

Pepe
05-05-2017, 09:16 PM
Maybe the tick ting got pregnant. Or he was caught selling toothbrushes and they don't allow him on the internet in prison.

-james-
05-05-2017, 09:19 PM
I passed the toothbrushes story off as something someone I know did not too long ago. I have no idea what the context was but I think it got a lol.

Offshore Toon
05-05-2017, 09:26 PM
I think the fact that we no longer have a 'Best Babes' thread shows that we've improved as a board. There's still a certain seediness from the resident paedophiles when celebrity leaks come out, but on the whole we're doing well.

Giggles
05-05-2017, 09:27 PM
I think the fact that we no longer have a 'Best Babes' thread shows that we've improved as a board. There's still a certain seediness from the resident paedophiles when celebrity leaks come out, but on the whole we're doing well.

The best of Sweden thread should really become a new one.

Ian
05-05-2017, 10:15 PM
How can you ask about him not coming here and then say you're not mentioning Don-gate?

He had a hilarious meltdown in a WDYTOE (I think that was still old board? Last WDYTOE on there?) and then got a fucking roasting for calling himself Don on here, cried and left.

What a bitch.

Dark Soldier
05-05-2017, 10:19 PM
Ian can go fuck himself the beige dick.

Ian
05-05-2017, 10:39 PM
Love you, DS. :wub:

Pepe
05-05-2017, 11:13 PM
You know it when you see it.

Offshore Toon
05-05-2017, 11:15 PM
Check the weekend football thread. Some bloke just had a meltdown because Pleb donned him.

ItalAussie
06-05-2017, 12:50 AM
Haz Baz and the roller coasters. That one took some serious cleaning up. :D

That was the point where I think we realised he was actually unstable, rather than just a particularly dedicated troll.

Spikey M
06-05-2017, 06:02 AM
Who was it that had their mum sign up/use his account?

Spikey M
06-05-2017, 06:03 AM
Also, BRING BACK STOOL, BRING BACK STOOL, BRING BACK STOOL, BRING BACK STOOL, BRING BACK STOOL.

Shindig
06-05-2017, 07:30 AM
A TTH wiki would actually be a good idea. Someone must still have the Lurch coaster photo.

Boydy
06-05-2017, 09:16 AM
Haz Baz and the roller coasters. That one took some serious cleaning up. :D

That was the point where I think we realised he was actually unstable, rather than just a particularly dedicated troll.

What was this? I don't remember it.

Boydy
06-05-2017, 09:16 AM
Who was it that had their mum sign up/use his account?

number_25 or something like that. Everton fan.

ItalAussie
06-05-2017, 09:58 AM
What was this? I don't remember it.

A while back. Haz went off on a tear about something, and instead of acknowledging him, the rest of the posters in the thread instead just started very obviously ignoring him and talking about the best roller coasters in the country or something instead. It turns out that Haz doesn't respond well to being ignored, and after throwing a tantrum (which everyone continued to ignore because it was getting hilarious), he started spamming the thread with hundreds of posts, each containing dozens of huge images, giant blocks of text from Dawkins or Hitchins or something, and just generally trying to break the board.

But it turns out you can just delete posts, so no harm done. I wasn't even going to ban him until he started trying to break other threads on the board as well. There was a man who did not deal well with being ignored.


EDIT: I think it might have been waterslides rather than roller coasters.

randomlegend
06-05-2017, 10:31 AM
It was waterslides :D

igor_balis
06-05-2017, 10:59 AM
I quite liked Pavel, Igor really is just a poor mans Pavel without the meltdowns but with more autism really.

seething

Disco
06-05-2017, 11:06 AM
Igor couldn't be less like Pavel, thank fuck.

Shindig
06-05-2017, 11:17 AM
For starters, Igor has a proper job and doesn't name his house after a BBC program.

CJay
06-05-2017, 12:05 PM
The waterslides meltdown. :D That was classic TTH.

Shindig
06-05-2017, 12:05 PM
Maybe I'm not remembering Pavel very well.

Aspergers. Would go nuts on cinematography and photography and then chimp out massively when any criticism came his way. Because Aspergers. I feel like he's set up three media companies from his Ballymena new-build along with his 5 other flatmate media tarts.

Disco
06-05-2017, 12:20 PM
Waterslides and a discussion about eggs and horses, he just couldn't take it.

Disco
06-05-2017, 12:22 PM
Did the original and best Ian (WWW) ever have a proper meltdown about us calling him Ian or was it more of a slow burn thing?

Magic
06-05-2017, 06:38 PM
number_25 or something like that. Everton fan.

I remember this. Wasn't he Welsh too?

Dark Soldier
06-05-2017, 06:43 PM
Did the original and best Ian (WWW) ever have a proper meltdown about us calling him Ian or was it more of a slow burn thing?

Guy was a tactics phenom but was also always a bit unhinged.

Magic
06-05-2017, 06:45 PM
Guy was a tactics phenom but was also always a bit unhinged.

Paedo too want he?

Mellberg
06-05-2017, 06:49 PM
Link to waterslides meltdown please.

Dark Soldier
06-05-2017, 06:57 PM
Paedo too want he?

I see you're firing off paedo accusations like a wild cannon today, such behaviour normally masks personal insecurities. We're here for you when you wish to let us know, be brave x

Magic
06-05-2017, 06:58 PM
I see you're firing off paedo accusations like a wild cannon today, such behaviour normally masks personal insecurities. We're here for you when you wish to let us know, be brave x

All paedo aren't we.

Ffs lurker was right.

:(

summsuccess
06-05-2017, 07:05 PM
It sucks for you magic because you cant get help for such things until you get found out.

Is this your son?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/06/my-father-the-respectable-paedophile

Adamski
06-05-2017, 07:27 PM
My favourite post today was finding out people think it's acceptable to go to Tenerife on honeymoon.

summsuccess
06-05-2017, 07:30 PM
Some people are just cheap. Tenerife is for the oversized families on there once in a life time holiday that they saved up for for years. You know the sort, £1 in the back of the TV type.

Magic
06-05-2017, 07:32 PM
The hate is undeserved, especially in the quantities being served up this evening.

Offshore Toon
06-05-2017, 07:35 PM
There must be some nice places in Tenerife? Sure, you'd have to pay a bit more, but its still a sunny holiday island so its not like it'd be completely shit.

summsuccess
06-05-2017, 07:43 PM
Offshore Toon - The Plaza de Espana is a nice place if you like a good quality restaurants. It leads to a few places too.

Offshore Toon
06-05-2017, 08:03 PM
Don't think I'll be heading there soon. I do want to visit Iran, though. Somewhere like that would be great for just walking around and people watching. From what I've read its quite difficult to get a visa, though.

Spikey M
06-05-2017, 08:31 PM
And you think that place is Iran?

There'd be watching going on, yeah, along with phone tapping and some other seedy shit.

Offshore Toon
06-05-2017, 08:46 PM
I doubt its really that bad. I'll get Taz to put in a good word for me.

John
06-05-2017, 09:05 PM
How can you ask about him not coming here and then say you're not mentioning Don-gate?

He had a hilarious meltdown in a WDYTOE (I think that was still old board? Last WDYTOE on there?) and then got a fucking roasting for calling himself Don on here, cried and left.

What a bitch.

LR brought that meltdown over as part of his efforts to save the old board. It's in the archive.


Link to waterslides meltdown please.

It was all deleted. Turns out eight hundred massive images per page slows the board down quite a bit.

Pepe
08-05-2017, 12:40 PM
I don't know which one is the biggest one but Smiffy's latest was as small-time as it gets.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 01:18 PM
I do like Smiffy as a person (at least the Smiffy from the MSN days), but the constant 'I know none of you like me' tone is just sad. Just post what you want to post and don't overthink things.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 01:25 PM
He clearly doesn't take criticism well, though he also makes things out to be a lot worse than they are which is detrimental only to himself.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 01:29 PM
Aye, its a bit pathetic when people have to come out and reassure somebody (Smiffy here, Hammer the other day) but I guess this is what happens when we don't have WDYTOE's often enough.

Dark Soldier
08-05-2017, 01:44 PM
To be fair long term mental illness can lead to being very up and down, mood wise. Its probably not as simple as a 'chill out, mate'.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 01:53 PM
Yeah, I get that, but if he can use this place as a release, like I think a lot of us do, then it'll make his life a bit easier. At the minute it seems like he sees himself up against a lot of posters and its creating unnecessary conflict. I'm not saying its all in his head by any means, but you just have to roll with the punches and not take it to heart.

Dark Soldier
08-05-2017, 01:56 PM
I used to react the same as Smiffy, he's just more tied up in this place than most. Tries something new, or different and when it doesn't work or gets lol answers I can imagine it bothers him a bit. A break will do him good. Its a shame Bish isn't here to LOL MENTAL HEALTH WHY DO PEOPLE CARE up in here, that was always a glorious moment when he's completely off the fucking scale obsessed.

Disco
08-05-2017, 02:14 PM
Aye, its a bit pathetic when people have to come out and reassure somebody (Smiffy here, Hammer the other day) but I guess this is what happens when we don't have WDYTOE's often enough.

Bump the most recent one, it can't be far down the thread list.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 02:34 PM
If Smiffy doesn't take criticism particularly well, a good idea would be to stop talking balls about football and then upping and :Ding the five per cent of things he gets right as if he has donned the community into another timezone. In other words, 'chill out, mate'.

SvN
08-05-2017, 02:38 PM
If Smiffy doesn't take criticism particularly well, a good idea would be to stop talking balls about football and then upping and :Ding the five per cent of things he gets right as if he has donned the community into another timezone. In other words, 'chill out, mate'.

Indeed. After United's loss yesterday he quoted me saying Liverpool wouldn't win all four games. Not sure what he was trying to prove.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 03:06 PM
Bump the most recent one, it can't be far down the thread list.
Wasn't there one quite recently but nobody bothered? Lets just wait until December and have a WDYTOE/Awards combo to get in the festive spirit.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 03:13 PM
He used to be a lot worse when getting criticised but who knows what goes through his head. As a neutral who has no sides to take I do see what he means in some instances. Leedsrevolution - He offered you some good advice in the depression thread a while ago when you were going from a rough time and you basically told him to fuck off because he was mental. I remember he tried to help Magic_Johnson only to get annihilated. Lewis, youre another one. Im sure it was going to result in a fight but he had you spot on when he said you came across as a big time bully. He seemed to work in care jobs a lot so he clearly liked helping others. Go help yourself Smiffy.

Biggest chimpout / meltdown thethirdhalf has ever had was and always will be Brighton. He was one giant sexually confused wank stain.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 03:14 PM
Offshore Toon - I will start one on the weekend if you want. I didnt really have much time yesterday but I have a week off soon.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 03:28 PM
Was that when I told him he was his own biggest problem? Good times.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 03:32 PM
Lewis - I dont know but I do know it made for uncomfortable reading at the time. You killed that ginger kid, didnt you? Richie?

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 03:46 PM
Offshore Toon - I will start one on the weekend if you want. I didnt really have much time yesterday but I have a week off soon.
I don't know if anybody would join in, but if you finish your list that'd be a good effort.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 03:53 PM
leedsrevolution - I couldnt give one but I could see why someone like Smiffy might have taken it personally but I might be wrong as I can only comment on what I have read over the years. I have always thought it to be a little bit off when some members have thrown shit at those who have posted stuff in the depression thread and the health one. On one side of the coin it is there own fault for posting personal stuff but on the other side it is supposed to be a community. You know each other well enough to know what the reaction is going to be.

Offshore Toon - In all my years of visiting this forum and the old one who the hell does join in. We waited over a decade for the likes of Davgooner, Fandon and company to post one. One list per page was a good return.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 04:01 PM
Lewis - I dont know but I do know it made for uncomfortable reading at the time. You killed that ginger kid, didnt you? Richie?

Richie killed Richie.

Pepe
08-05-2017, 04:09 PM
Who killed Pards?

Spammer
08-05-2017, 04:30 PM
Aye, its a bit pathetic when people have to come out and reassure somebody (Smiffy here, Hammer the other day) but I guess this is what happens when we don't have WDYTOE's often enough.

I wasn't looking for assurances when I posted, I just said that I'm not as bothered anymore.

Magic
08-05-2017, 04:36 PM
Smiffy was being a twat (something which he seems to think is impossible or that his mental state excuses) so he rightly got pulled up for it, only to threaten 'public exposure'.

He apologised via PM to be fair, but that's a line that once crossed you can't come back from imo.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 04:58 PM
Smiffy was being a twat (something which he seems to think is impossible or that his mental state excuses) so he rightly got pulled up for it, only to threaten 'public exposure'.

He apologised via PM to be fair, but that's a line that once crossed you can't come back from imo.

Youre on about the reddit stuff in the fucked off thread. Fair play to him for apologising but thats not how I remember it.

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?14-The-little-things-in-life-that-fuck-you-off&p=139629&highlight=kill#post139629

You told him to go kill himself after he put one of his pets to sleep. No wonder you two didnt see eye to eye but it would seem you were both as bad as one another.

Page 67 onwards is bang out of order from all parties.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 05:02 PM
That initial dog exchange was so good.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 05:07 PM
Lewis - True but sometimes its worth taking a step back. I could create a huge vault of occasions where you have all stepped way out of line with each other. Its a strange place but thats why I read it so much. Its entertaining.

Magic
08-05-2017, 05:08 PM
Youre on about the reddit stuff in the fucked off thread. Fair play to him for apologising but thats not how I remember it.

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?14-The-little-things-in-life-that-fuck-you-off&p=139629&highlight=kill#post139629

You told him to go kill himself after he put one of his pets to sleep. No wonder you two didnt see eye to eye but it would seem you were both as bad as one another.

Page 67 onwards is bang out of order from all parties.

I admit I should have just completely dropped the mic after the initial donnage. Lesson learned. :cool:

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 05:16 PM
Like a boss. cool
Sometimes less is more.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 05:17 PM
I'm on #TeamDog tbh. It wouldn't surprise me if Magic never had a childhood pet.

Disco
08-05-2017, 05:25 PM
This is the one we did a few months ago, I honestly can't see my opinion changing very much in the next few months.

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1359-Festive-WDYTOE-Spectacular

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 05:27 PM
What dog was it? I have always thought it to be how the owners raise them but then the breeds of dogs have changed so much over the years with people mixing them that you can never be too sure. I remember reading an article somewhere on how much they had changed over the years. It wasnt a happy read.

Disco
08-05-2017, 05:30 PM
I'm not a 'dog person' but things like Kennel Club / breed standards have had a pretty monstrous effect.

Boydy
08-05-2017, 05:50 PM
I'm on #TeamDog tbh. It wouldn't surprise me if Magic never had a childhood pet.

He probably tortured them if he did.

SvN
08-05-2017, 05:53 PM
That period where Smiffy suddenly declared a victory over his demons and talked down to Magic was a weird one.

Pepe
08-05-2017, 06:00 PM
He probably tortured them if he did.

He probably had a toy poddle which scared the shit out of him.

Disco
08-05-2017, 06:01 PM
He probably tortured them if he did.

He's too much of a snivelling fanny. Remember the time he brought a hammer into the house because an Eastern European was coming round and then almost broke down into tears because he turned out to be so nice.

Pen
08-05-2017, 06:02 PM
We've decided to get a dog after the summer as dogs are great and I'm trying to embrace becoming middle-aged.

And Magic went too far with the dog stuff with Smiffy.

SvN
08-05-2017, 06:04 PM
Yep, he was fucking horrible. He does himself no favours.

Magic
08-05-2017, 06:12 PM
Well this is interesting and has supported my theory nicely.

SvN
08-05-2017, 06:13 PM
inbox me hun x

Giggles
08-05-2017, 06:14 PM
Smiffy was being a twat (something which he seems to think is impossible or that his mental state excuses) so he rightly got pulled up for it, only to threaten 'public exposure'.

He apologised via PM to be fair, but that's a line that once crossed you can't come back from imo.

You got off a lighter than I did then.

Magic
08-05-2017, 06:17 PM
You got off a lighter than I did then.


Why? PM me.

Dark Soldier
08-05-2017, 06:18 PM
Pot/Kettle here due to my history of posting but you do go over the fucking mark in a desperate grasp for banter sometimes Magic.

Magic
08-05-2017, 06:19 PM
We've done this already at the time.

Dark Soldier
08-05-2017, 06:19 PM
Righto, not that anything will change. Keep on trucking, guv.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 06:37 PM
DS - I think he knows he goes too far at times. I didnt mean to drag up old news but as someone who lurked - I have said that far too much this last day or so - I felt it was worth pointing out because it doesnt come across well at times. Not just Magic_Johnson but others too. If you all had the benefit of being withdrawn from it all as I have had over the last 18 months or so then perhaps you would see it as I do. I wonder how many lurkers decided not to sign up because of things like that. It was mentioned in another thread a few days ago that this place used to be hostile and a bit negative and I fully agree. It was a horrible place at one point.
Just some advice for all. Choose to acknowledge it or not. Im sure we can all take a joke but there should be a line somewhere.
On the old forum things like the above would have seen warnings handed out left, right and centre and then the mods would have got the stick instead of the members.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 07:51 PM
Having a lurker come out and post like this is pretty great. I'm amazed you know so much.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 07:55 PM
It will run its course as Penaldo stated as I dont actually have a great deal to add hence lurking.
It has been enjoyable though and no thanks to your thread.
More freds > less.
And I remember when that was actually a debatable topic in itself.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 07:59 PM
Yeah, I remember defending it years ago. The huge threads are crap.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 08:04 PM
Offshore Toon - One of the worst decisions was the decision to create a different section for when the football tournaments started. It felt like it killed off thethirdhalf which was probably the plan at the time. I might be wrong though but thats what I thought. Closing off thethirdhalf to guests was also nothing short of stupid albeit understandable as people became too aware of people like me. :D

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 08:12 PM
Yeah, it is weird, there's no getting around that. As if this community is actually seen as a form of entertainment to some people.

Raoul Duke
08-05-2017, 08:13 PM
Offshore Toon - One of the worst decisions was the decision to create a different section for when the football tournaments started. It felt like it killed off thethirdhalf which was probably the plan at the time. I might be wrong though but thats what I thought. Closing off thethirdhalf to guests was also nothing short of stupid albeit understandable as people became too aware of people like me. :D

For fuck's sake, use the quote button

SvN
08-05-2017, 08:13 PM
Not just me, then

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 08:15 PM
SvN - Did you answer what your name stood for?

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 08:19 PM
For fuck's sake, use the quote button

MeLtDoWn!

For some reason when I use the iPad I cant actually click it 'reply with quote' or use the space bar or edit for that matter. I have to go on my computer which is where I am now.

I dont mean to piss you off.

SvN
08-05-2017, 08:21 PM
SvN - Did you answer what your name stood for?

Loads of times.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 08:26 PM
SvN - What does it stand for?


Loads of times.

What does it stand for?

Adamski
08-05-2017, 08:26 PM
It's rubbish Offy. Keep living the dream.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 08:30 PM
Its not a shortened version of 'seven' for Cantona is it?

Pen
08-05-2017, 08:40 PM
I've always imagined it to be a tribute to van Nistelrooy and that SvN's real name starts with S.

Mellberg
08-05-2017, 09:19 PM
Sir van Nistelrooy, isn't it?

SvN
08-05-2017, 09:20 PM
It's Shrewd van Nistelrooy. I was into betting a lot at the time.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 09:22 PM
Shedding vital nap.

SvN
08-05-2017, 09:29 PM
Really struggled with the N there

Lewis
08-05-2017, 09:30 PM
I think I just about managed it.

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 09:53 PM
Some vain Narcissist.

Raoul Duke
08-05-2017, 10:02 PM
Slovenia

John
08-05-2017, 10:07 PM
That post would have been different if Lewis wasn't two points off a ban. Fuck sake, Ital.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-05-2017, 10:08 PM
Soggy Vagina Nibbler.

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 10:09 PM
Soggy Vagina Nibbler.
Where the fuck do you think you are right now?

Mellberg
08-05-2017, 10:10 PM
Ukraine.

Lewis
08-05-2017, 10:15 PM
Misusing
Allowance
Helping
Online
Whores

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 10:18 PM
:D

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-05-2017, 10:19 PM
A much better effort than your SvN one.

Shindig
08-05-2017, 10:19 PM
Sue van Nistelrooy. An instruction, noun or both.

Disco
08-05-2017, 10:19 PM
Fuck :D

summsuccess
08-05-2017, 10:24 PM
Man with
Anxiety
Has
Ordered
Webcam

Offshore Toon
08-05-2017, 10:24 PM
A much better effort than your SvN one.
Mate, you wrote out "Soggy Vagina Nibbler" and thought it was a good idea to post it.

Danny
08-05-2017, 11:11 PM
Moar posts > less posts

Spammer
19-02-2018, 12:34 PM
This thread has been.....RESURRECTED

:cool:

phonics
19-02-2018, 12:35 PM
I'd like to note that I didn't change his name but I also think this is a colossally annoying 'bit'.

randomlegend
19-02-2018, 12:55 PM
That name change is actually quite funny for once :D

Spammer
19-02-2018, 02:12 PM
http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/15092411/thoreau-resistance.png

“If the injustice is part of the necessary friction of the machine of government, let it go, let it go: perchance it will wear smooth--certainly the machine will wear out… but if it is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then I say, break the law. Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine. What I have to do is to see, at any rate, that I do not lend myself to the wrong which I condemn.”

Henry David Thoreau

Disco
19-02-2018, 02:19 PM
This is probably what he was thinking of when he wrote that.

Lewis
19-02-2018, 02:43 PM
What a board we are. Being able to have a thread about MELTDOWNs is good enough on its own, but the thread itself provoking a fresh one from somebody posting as somebody else defending their actual self... These are the things that take us to the next level.

Reg
19-02-2018, 02:47 PM
I don't understand the thinking behind that beard.

Pepe
19-02-2018, 02:50 PM
Thoreau. :cool:

Spammer
19-02-2018, 03:13 PM
I don't understand the thinking behind that beard.

It's the beard of a bloke that sucks the marrow out of life, mate.

John
19-02-2018, 03:14 PM
It's the beard of a bloke who sucks the marrow out of a pig's hoof for his dinner.

Mazuuurk
19-02-2018, 04:07 PM
It's the beard of a bloke who sucks the marrow out of his best mate.

igor_balis
19-02-2018, 05:52 PM
what did i miss

Giggles
19-02-2018, 06:09 PM
what did i miss

Lots of marrow sucking.

Ian
22-02-2018, 09:31 PM
So how does Hammer's departure rank? I mean it's not one of the all-time great meltdowns but it was pretty good all the same.

Jimmy Floyd
22-02-2018, 09:40 PM
Has he lost the plot? I know he's been ill in the past as per the depression thread.

Magic
22-02-2018, 09:46 PM
Was it a meltdown?

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-02-2018, 09:51 PM
More of a spaz out.

Ian
22-02-2018, 10:03 PM
Went back to have a read of Don's WDYTOE meltdown on the old board.

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?171-Wdytoe-2015&p=5248&viewfull=1#post5248

Sama's work in the archive. :cool:

John
22-02-2018, 10:04 PM
It was just a low rent version of Harold's waterslide event.

John
22-02-2018, 10:09 PM
One that gets forgotten about is Ledley in a WDYTOE towards the end of his time as a mod. He went truly nuclear for a good hour or two.