Do you reckon we still have any lurkers?

[randomlegend]

So giggles told smiff to kill himself, smiff threatened to 'out' giggles in return so giggles made this alias to troll sniff?

I'm sure that's not right, I'm lost. Someone summarise.

[Magic]

How did he troll Smiff? Sure, people thought it was him but that's hardly a good old trolling, is it? If anything, he fucking trolled me more, the cunt.

[randomlegend]

Don't start getting pissy with me over your wife's rancid vulva, SHE asked ME for the Alabama hotpocket.

[Disco]

Mods can see deleted posts, get it re-posted so we can all see.

[Magic]

Don't start getting pissy with me over your wife's rancid vulva, SHE asked ME for the Alabama hotpocket.

When you talk about anything remotely 'sexual' it gives me shivers in a terrible, terrible way.

[Disco]

Was Giggles previous username his own name? That fits but he's never demonstrated this kind of historical TTH knowledge, if it's him then someone was definitely feeding it to him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, he had a username which was his actual name.

I remember it.

[Disco]

Why?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Was Giggles previous username his own name? That fits but he's never demonstrated this kind of historical TTH knowledge, if it's him then someone was definitely feeding it to him.

It can't possibly be Giggles unless they're both aliases and the person behind them is a bona fide psychopath.

[7om]

Some of the saddest shit I've ever seen, this.

EDIT: Wait, Giggles is an alias? :D

Down the fucking rabbit hole we go.

[Lewis]

Wedge only ever reported the FACTS about DM and his boner-blocking fence.

[Pepe]

No way Giggles would put that much effort into, well, anything.

Who gives a shit anyway?

[Disco]

He doesn't like me clearly and has an encyclopaedia for a memory. If Giggles has always been Wedge and given what we know he did to Karl. It's just really unsettling tbh.

He rang him up, even Mahow could sweat his way through an odd phone call. Calm your passion, as is customary.

[Giggles]

To clarify.

A few things have occured lately in and around my personal space that coincided with Smiffys latest meltdown. Now I can't say for certain that it was him. And I'm posting this mainly to clarify that I have zero proof and it may not be him, even though I firmly believe it is because well, he was the only one making threats and he's a loony bin. Since the initial threats I have refrained from any interaction with him at all on here out of fear for my personal well being and others close to me. The best thing after the past week was to just quit posting altogether (without announcement) and I had decided to do so, but I made my post earlier this evening because he had the cheek to start calling me out for being some alias even though I held up my side of the bargain and haven't uttered a thing here on relation to him. Not enough apparently. But after seeing red initially I hastily (not enough) deleted it because, fuck it. If posting here at all is bringing on shit then fuck it.

Also, to the rest of you, I'm not sumsuccess as whoever said I couldn't possibly care enough to know all that information was correct. I can't even remember one of the names of the two fellas I was working with today.

EDIT: Because that took so long to write and I missed loads. Even if I knew whatever about anyone here, why the fuck would I want to interfere in someone's personal business? I don't even care enough about to know what this 'phone call' is but I would hardly call anyone about you seeing as I am genuinely afraid of my life of you. Plus, you never seem to need anyone else to fuck things up for you.
Your mental health work was always just generally a lol bcause, well... But not enough to even care where or in what capacity.

[Pepe]

What phone call? The fuck is this shit all about?

[Magic]

Giggles Is Wedge? Are we in some sort of m night shamalam film?

[Pepe]

To clarify.

A few things have occured lately in and around my personal space that coincided with Smiffys latest meltdown. Now I can't say for certain that it was him. And I'm posting this mainly to clarify that I have zero proof and it may not be him, even though I firmly believe it is because well, he was the only one making threats and he's a loony bin. Since the initial threats I have refrained from any interaction with him at all on here out of fear for my personal well being and others close to me. The best thing after the past week was to just quit posting altogether (without announcement) and I had decided to do so, but I made my post earlier this evening because he had the cheek to start calling me out for being some alias even though I held up my side of the bargain and haven't uttered a thing here on relation to him. Not enough apparently. But after seeing red initially I hastily (not enough) deleted it because, fuck it. If posting here at all is bringing on shit then fuck it.

Also, to the rest of you, I'm not sumsuccess as whoever said I couldn't possibly care enough to know all that information was correct. I can't even remember one of the names of the two fellas I was working with today.

Either some weird shit is going on or everyone is too paranoid in here.

[Magic]

Holy shit have you two been real life fucking each other?

[Lewis]

More to the point, Giggles would never have directed any hate against Club Lewis.

[Disco]

I never pegged Smiffy as the scissor wielding type of mental, my bet is on it all being coincidence.

[Adamski]

Aye I don't think this has been Giggles but if it was I called it last night so unlucky Smiff, evictory to me.

[Disco]

OK now look at it in this way. How often has it been Giggles who has made comments about me being mental but working in mental health. The answer is a lot.

Karl and me were pretty close on the old TTH too. He called DM's work house phone etc, right. In March I lost my job after an anonymous phone call was made to HIW which I assumed was the friend I had fallen out with. Then this SummSuccess fella, has a bit of a dislike for me evidently and then Giggles posting and deleting what he did.

I don't even know what to think right now.

Yeah but you're a paranoid freak and you've made an enormous leap of logic. Giggles can be a twat but I can't see him dobbing you in if you lived next door let alone in another country entirely.

[Disco]

'If you're even real' :D

[Magic]

How would be even know who you worked for? How do you know it was anonymous phone call? What if one of the carers relatives had concerns? Ultimately you did something against working regs that's easily caught.

[Giggles]

I honestly don't care enough about him to give him the time of day, so what he works at is inconsequential to me. Apart from doing shit like that being massively fucked up, I wouldn't want to face the consequences of doing something like that to someone like him. I leave people the fuck alone and I just want to be left the fuck alone.

[Magic]

Buckley eh? Added to the spreadsheet.

[Lewis]

Itwas me smiffy.It was me all along!!! :lol:

Make of that what you will.

[Giggles]

I also have absolutely no idea of your home town (though presumably it's Buckley after that). All I know or care (I actually don't) is that you live in Wales.

[7om]

What the fuck is going on here? :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

How is that an enormous leap Disco? I'm probably the easiest member on this forum to find full stop. I'm not paranoid, I'm freaked out.

You all know my home town, it takes two seconds to google "mental health hospitals near Buckley", you all know my name, you all know what I do for a living etc. Giggles has disliked me for ages for whatever reasons and it stemmed way before I retaliated which I quite rightly got pulled up on by John.

- Someone allegedly 'dislikes' you on a forum
- .....
- They make anonymous phone calls, from a different country, to try and get you fired from your job

Quite a lot of gaps to fill in there.

[Pen]

I'm starting to have very little idea who is who at the moment :D

Is Giggles a Wedge alias? That would be a shitter as he's been a good addition here even before the name change. What end of a bargain did he not keep with Smiffy and is any of this real or is this some inception level shit.

[Magic]

Make of that what you will.

I suggested it was saint/haz combo.

Lol if Harold has been phoning people's works though.

[Pepe]

Make of that what you will.

I guess he has been taking English lessons. Good for him.

[Magic]

https://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/05/10/WIN_20170510_18_15_39_Pro.jpg

That's how I know it was anonymous.

It could have been literally anyone. Probably someone you worked with.

[Disco]

How is that an enormous leap Disco? I'm probably the easiest member on this forum to find full stop. I'm not paranoid, I'm freaked out.

You all know my home town, it takes two seconds to google "mental health hospitals near Buckley", you all know my name, you all know what I do for a living etc. Giggles has disliked me for ages for whatever reasons and it stemmed way before I retaliated which I quite rightly got pulled up on by John.

Because there's nothing to suggest that Giggles and your job are linked. Think about this phone call, do you even know that was really what did it?

It's in your nature to freak out and be paranoid about it, I get that. You've found a theory that you think fits the circumstances but it's entirely coincidental.

[Pen]

This all has reminded me that I spoke with Wedge on the phone roughly ten years a go.

[Lewis]

You smoke 'on the way to and from work'? And you told everyone that? Jesus.

[Pepe]

I love that Smiffy thinks someone in here fucked him up 'irl' and he combats it by giving us more and more personal information. :D

[Magic]

This all has reminded me that I spoke with Wedge on the phone roughly ten years a go.

God this gets weirder. Have I dropped some fucking tabs.

[Adamski]

I can tell you smoke by looking at you.

Didn't you say it was your ex mate who did it?

[SvN]

I can't work out if this drama is the best or worst thing to happen to the new board.

[CJay]

What is reality.

[Disco]

It would be pretty amazing if it turns out it was him, what a day for the board.

[Adamski]

summsuccess is awfully quiet...

Log back in on your phone and desktop under different names again and take a screenshot Smiff

[Magic]

I can't work out if this drama is the best or worst thing to happen to the new board.

I know. It's like being sucked in to a black hole. Only quantum theory can help us now.

[Disco]

If someone could get me sacked could you do it while the weather is nice, I've got plenty to get on with in the garden.

[Magic]

That's what I believed yeah as we fell out a few weeks earlier than all of a sudden that happened. I have a very very small circle of friends so it wasn't hard to break it down.

Maybe I'm being paranoid but still it's worth thinking about because what if I'm not and one of you are next. We all post stuff here. Didn't something happen to Lee as well?

No. He's just a deserter.

[Adamski]

If someone could get me sacked could you do it while the weather is nice, I've got plenty to get on with in the garden.

Are you painting those little men outside now? Dries quicker I guess.

[randomlegend]

You're all focussing on what smiffy thinks giggles did, but the fuck is that giggles post about? Genuinely scared of smiffy? Stuff happening in his 'personal space' which he seemingly think smiffy is responsible for?

What the fuck?

[7om]

Make of that what you will.

Aww son of a bitch.

[Giggles]

No, I got lifts into work. I didn't say fuck all. No one would have had a clue that I smoked.

Giggles has mentioned numerous times about me being a mental health nurse.

Laugh it up all you like. That's fucked up.

Let me spell it out one more time. I don't give a fuck about you or your job, whether you have one or don't. I don't even care about people I know, I care about me inside my own little bubble and I'm smart enough to know that even if I ever wanted to fuck with you, I would be too afraid of what the consequences would be if I did because I don't think you have any limits if you're in the wrong frame of mind. 99% of what everyone says here is in one ear and out the other because I really really don't care enough to remember anything. I also don't have a problem with people smoking a bit of herb and I'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I did, considering I spent the majority of my teens and early 20's in a daze. What you do is your own business, though I still think you got into my business lately, but all you're doing right now is putting 2 and 2 together and letting a real culprit off the hook.

[Disco]

Are you painting those little men outside now? Dries quicker I guess.

It's not a hobby that jives well with going outside.

[Magic]

Can we go back to 4 posts a day please.

[Pen]

God this gets weirder. Have I dropped some fucking tabs.

Not as interesting or weird as it sounds. That was when TR hit its peak activity and for some reason (can't remember at all why) he said he'd call everybody who'd put their number up on the thread and I did. The phone call itself was relatively pleasant, albeit odd. We just talked about stuff regarding TTH and TR.

The traumatising phone call I got was from Lewis as he went on to forever tar me as a cave shouter :moop:

[Magic]

Let me spell it out one more time. I don't give a fuck about you or your job, whether you have one or don't. I don't even care about people I know, I care about me inside my own little bubble and I'm smart enough to know that even if I ever wanted to fuck with you, I would be too afraid of what the consequences would be if I did because I don't think you have any limits if you're in the wrong frame of mind. 99% of what everyone says here is in one ear and out the other because I really really don't care enough to remember anything. I also don't have a problem with people smoking a bit of herb and I'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I did, considering I spent the majority of my teens and early 20's in a daze. What you do is your own business, though I still think you got into my business lately, but all you're doing right now is putting 2 and 2 together and letting a real culprit off the hook.

Tell us what happened ffs

[Disco]

You're all focussing on what smiffy thinks giggles did, but the fuck is that giggles post about? Genuinely scared of smiffy? Stuff happening in his 'personal space' which he seemingly think smiffy is responsible for?

What the fuck?

It seems very out of character.

[7om]

This is like a werewolf game now. Who do we lynch tonight, lads?

[Bam]

Classic 'Fuge that.

https://s24.postimg.org/gizqh5tf9/e17961.jpg


Yes, Really.

:moop:


Has Bam had any kids yet? Getting on a bit.

37, not quite over the hill yet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://media.giphy.com/media/zLDS3cNUj6Rc4/giphy.gif

[Pepe]

TTH reborn. :drool:

[Weaver]

I fear all of the pressure has gone to Pleb's head and he's destroying his creation before he becomes too big of a star.

This is fun. Cheers Offy.

[Bam]

Bam missing the whole thread entirely there, good work.

Why, whats going on? I only saw that post due to getting a notification.

[Pen]

We got a brand new alias of someone who knows tons of shit about everyone and refuses to tell who he was on the old board. I think it's Smiffy, but given how this day has turned out I'm not sure if I'm just chatting with different Wedge aliases all the time.

[Bam]

The drama.

[Disco]

This is how religion got started.

[Pepe]

My sister just told me she is pregnant. Which of you cunts did it?

[Keep it Real]

You know what would add to the FORUM DRAMA...?

http://i.imgur.com/XXq1o5X.png

[Magic]

We got a brand new alias of someone who knows tons of shit about everyone and refuses to tell who he was on the old board. I think it's Smiffy, but given how this day has turned out I'm not sure if I'm just chatting with different Wedge aliases all the time.

Imagine if you were the only genuine poster and we were all just Wedge.

[Disco]

You know what would add to the FORUM DRAMA...?

http://i.imgur.com/XXq1o5X.png

Hi Harold. Bye Harold.

[Pen]

I think I would need to start sending him Christmas cards for keeping me entertained for a decade now and hiring all those people to meet up with me around England.

[Dark Soldier]

Is this fucking mumsnet?

Giggles, Smiffy, you're both being absolute pretty little princesses, shits no doubt gone down in both your lives because you're both absolute fucking head cases. Paranoia out the arse, shambles.

[Disco]

If it is Wedge, Nant Mawr Crescent in Buckley is where I'm at. I'm big enough and hard enough so stop hiding behind your keyboard.

Jesus Smiff, you really like setting yourself up for a fall don't you.

[SvN]

Imagine if Wedge ends up stumbling on this thread in about 5 years, having not given any of you fuckers a second thought for the last decade.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My sister just told me she is pregnant. Which of you cunts did it?

Can we say it was me?

[Boydy]

Can't we all just be nice to each other? :(

[Adamski]

I think we've established the alias is Smiffy so let's move on.

New page :cool: Hammer

[7om]

What would MVP lurker Greg Lougayness make of all this? You're all dirtying the good name of lurkers.

[Spikey M]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/5d/c9/b05dc90171225c184f8766c5a6028cf8.jpg

[Magic]

Imagine if Wedge ends up stumbling on this thread in about 5 years, having not given any of you fuckers a second thought for the last decade.

It's like the last scene in MIB where the aliens use the planets as marbles.

[Keep it Real]

Imagine if Wedge ends up stumbling on this thread in about 5 years, having not given any of you fuckers a second thought for the last decade.

Aye, imagine :baz:

[Bam]

If it is Wedge, Nant Mawr Crescent in Buckley is where I'm at. I'm big enough and hard enough so stop hiding behind your keyboard.

https://goo.gl/images/O0n8sO

[Offshore Toon]

Wedge has donned this, and quite possibly from the grave.

More importantly I've got Thread Of The Year in the bag with this one. :drool:

[7om]

There is one great mystery from the old board that, although we all guessed who it was, I don't believe we actually got concrete confirmation and I think we deserve some closure on the subject.

Who was Snazz?

[Bam]

Smiffys road looks a bit shit.

[Pepe]

Who was Snazz?

Wasn't it Baz?

[Magic]

There is one great mystery from the old board that, although we all guessed who it was, I don't believe we actually got concrete confirmation and I think we deserve some closure on the subject.

Who was Snazz?

I really liked Snazz. :(

[Kikó]

This thread is mental.

[Mike]

I can't keep up. I normally catch up with a day on here while I have my morning poo. I'd have had no chance tomorrow! Good job I'm here now.

[Adamski]

Mike :D

[Offshore Toon]

I'd quite like a summary just to try and figure out what's gone on. I'll give it a shot.

1) So neither of them are summsuccess but he's disappeared? Could just be fucking with us or busy, but he's been ridiculously active.

2) Smiffy and Giggles are accusing each other of interfering in each other's personal lives, and Giggles is terrified of Smiffy.

3) Smiffy has posted his address in an attempt to lure Wedge from Sunderland to Wales for a fight.

[7om]

TTH :drool:

[Offshore Toon]

It's all so ridiculous that I can't help but think they're in cahoots donning us all.

[7om]

I looked at Smiffy's road on Google Maps for a lol and I think I saw him standing outside his house. It looks like a load of the neighbours came outside to look at the Google car.

[Offshore Toon]

Wedge is probably waiting there in the pissing rain trying to maintain his adrenaline. You've crossed a line.

[niko_cee]

Someone login as Harvey Danger.

[Raoul Duke]

I only know you're a cunt from Ireland and I couldn't even tell you which Ireland.

This might be my favourite post this year :D

[Magic]

Looking forward to the Facebook live stream of Smiff murdering Giggles in his work van, the hijack and the subsequent police chase with the Garda.

[Giggles]

That mother fucker dead because of you Wedge.

After all your 'only joking' bullshit, are you dishing me out fucking threats already again?

[Offshore Toon]

My impression of Giggles is that he won't even bother to fuck his own wife, let alone somebody else's.

[Pleb]

Well this has escalated quickly.

[Magic]

No Giggles. Magic said I would stream it on Facebook like Stevie Stevens and so just repeated the very same words Stevie Stevens said to his victim.

RIP Franny.

[Giggles]

No Giggles. Magic said I would stream it on Facebook like Stevie Stevens and so just repeated the very same words Stevie Stevens said to his victim.

You're thinking far too highly of yourself to think I actually give a shit about you. It's sad that you feel unsafe but that's your problem not mine. Maybe grow a set of balls and stop looking for something that isn't there.

https://i.imgur.com/wHxJhKI.png

Be honest with us. You've fucked someones wife haven't you and they are getting payback? I'm just an easy target to take your frustrations out on.

You're a good one to talk about an easy target to take out frustrations on when you were ranting about me apparently phoning your work a few hours ago.

[Giggles]

I've challenged him to show me one threat. A single one. He can't and won't even be able to do that. Fact.

Hence he's chatting bollocks.

ie: "I've went back and deleted them".

[Dark Soldier]

I never had giggles down as a pant wetting limp wrist. This is oddly glorious.

[SvN]

You really are coming across as a bipolar maniac here Smiff. And I say that as someone who likes you, football aside. A few hours ago you were adamant that something had "clearly" gone on, and accusing Giggles of getting you the sack. Now you're calling him a "scared little pussy".

Have a step back.

[Giggles]

I never had giggles down as a pant wetting limp wrist. This is oddly glorious.

It's a whole different ball game when dealing with someone that has so many personalities that their left hand doesn't know what the right is doing. There's your everyday average headcase and there's the upper echelons.

[Dark Soldier]

Smiffs had my address in the past. The tip is just not to be an aggressive cunt for the bantz if you're gonna shit the bed after.

[SvN]

SG had my address. He sent me Silence of the Lambs on VHS for free.

[Magic]

Can't you both just ignore each other? It was working until you both broke down.

[Disco]

This is like finding out your neighbour thinks demons are ruining his cabbages.

[Giggles]

Smiffs had my address in the past. The tip is just not to be an aggressive cunt for the bantz if you're gonna shit the bed after.

I dont just have myself to worry about. My own safety is a very minor part of it.

[Byron]

*insert wat meme here*

[Lewis]

I dont just have myself to worry about.

Same with him to be fair.

[Pleb]

I like the fact that some random (we assume at this point lads) alias shows up to shake this place up and we're pointing fingers at each other.

Classic TTH this. KUTGW.

[Pepe]

tldr

[Adamski]

Smiffy the Giggles stuff is boring but seeing as Summsuccess has vanished are you still saying that wasn't you?

[Waffdon]

Jeeeeeeesus

[Adamski]

Think you used two apostrophes there by mistake.

[Lewis]

You quoted this (which mentions him without him doing anything):


You want me to fire back so others can have a pop too, so you can get some sort of support etc etc. Don't worry as Giggles will be here soon. Lewis less so these days.

But then failed to mention the following exchange below it, even though it should have shown up in your search:


I'm keeping well out of it. i genuinely fear you and won't be engaging you in any form any further from here. I firmly believe you're one step off a rapist/butcher and I've no interest in an internet forum being the cause of anyone belonging to me being subjected to whatever goes on in your head.

Carry on with whatever you like, you'll get no more 'pops' from here.


I'm sorry you feel that way Giggles but then you make yourself the cause by getting personal. You basically want to be free to say what you want to who you want with no ramifications and life doesn't work that way. For every action there's a reaction. If you're genuinely fearful then let it be known I don't actually care about you in any way shape or form but I will pull you up as a cunt because you are.

That could conceivably be taken as a threat, but it was six months ago.

[Pleb]

:sherlock:

[Pleb]

To be fair there are a lot of threads that needs to be archived.

[Pepe]

'I haven't ever threatened him unless following up on something he has said unprovoked'

:D

[Lewis]

Also, putting me/Giggles/Magic together, being the 'bigger man', calling people out: mate (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1693-Relatively-innocuous-behaviours-which-mark-someone-out-as-a-FUCKING-deviant&p=189390&viewfull=1#post189390)

[Disco]

Yawn. Just as boring as me going around in circles that is, Adam. I would rather be like I am, flat out honest to a fault than by like some of you. I really don't care but no one is achieving anything positive here. Giggles mistakenly believes I'm messing with his pathetic life, I mistakenly believed he was the new guy because it all seemed to fit rather too well. Neither of us are any wiser, Offshores still creating threads and this one has served its purpose.

Lets not forget that, a few short hours ago, you accused him of getting you sacked. :dc:

[Adamski]

Also, putting me/Giggles/Magic together, being the 'bigger man', calling people out: mate (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1693-Relatively-innocuous-behaviours-which-mark-someone-out-as-a-FUCKING-deviant&p=189390&viewfull=1#post189390)

It'd be a lot easier if he just said it was him and he was having a laugh. Everyone knows.

[Pepe]

If it was him, he should stick to that character. I liked him better. Until he decided to go MENTAL, that is.

[Magic]

So Giggles is a Smiffy alias. That's simplified things.

[Dark Soldier]

This whole thread is an aneurysm in text form.

[Magic]

Adam you can take Giggles' tobacco ridden cock if you want in this crew of fellatio.

[Mike]

I'm going to be late for work tomorrow and have two dead legs! Cheers guys.

[Pepe]

See you tomorrow Smiff!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

See you in about 5 minutes, Smiff.

Edit: I will cut you, Pepe.

[Disco]

Smiffy flipping between paranoid and belligerent is bang on form, the biggest revelation here is Giggles getting the tinfoil hat out for as yet unspecified reasons.

[Adamski]

Kiko, give Lee and Benny a nudge and tell them to get in here.

That's if they can tear themselves away from GS' latest presentation on the life of times of Winston Churchill told using quadratic equations.

[wullie]

If you announce you're going to be the bigger man you surrender the title of bigger man, like Paul Ince telling everyone to call him Guv'nor.

[Boydy]

Lewis used to have his (full) real name as his username and he has an encyclopaedic memory. Maybe he's been around a lot longer than we thought. He also has the time on his hands to pull off an alias like this and maybe the boredom's driving him mental.

[Pleb]

Did David Hasselholf make an appearance at one point?

[summsuccess]

:happycry:

What have I done lol
I didnt know it woud cause so many tears
Sorry yall

[Ian]

The one who had the most to lose out of the continued success of the board was Lewis, who was about to get routed by Pleb and lose his Best Poster streak.

He's done all this to destroy the board. It's Vinnie Mac's "lethal dose of poison" all over again.

[Ian]

And as I post that I get a call from an unknown number on my mobile.

I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, LEWIS.

[Ian]

Okay it turned out to be work. Stand down, lads.

[Lewis]

I retained the title forever when the awards attempt here fell flat. :lewis:

[Dark Soldier]

That's what he wants you to believe, Ian.

[Ian]

He's on the ropes.

[7om]

:happycry:

What have I done lol
I didnt know it woud cause so many tears
Sorry yall

Hello again, Jonwo. How's it going, mate?

[John]

Fuck all that can be done now as it's already happened.

In hindsight they did me a favour but still. It's unsettling. Call me paranoid or whatever you want but I haven't touched a joint in nearly a month, I've even gone a week now without a cigarette so whoever it was did me a favour to take stock of things. Hence me struggling recently too, I would usually reach for a joint to balance me out but I've avoided it this time so struggle a little but ultimately it'll be beneficial.

Scary shit.

There was a thread recently about fuck ups that ultimately proved advantageous. I can't think who started it though.

[summsuccess]

lol

[Mellberg]

Van Nistelrooy or Henry?

[Lewis]

Darren Bent. What was he, about a million quid a goal?

[Mellberg]

Got about six months out of him then McLeish took over and played him up top in a 10-0-1.

[Lewis]

Is the Chinese plan to be the best known team in the world within ten years on track?

[Mellberg]

Five years, wasn't it? Think we might be slightly behind schedule.

[Lewis]

Top six in five years, and then they would skyrocket from there. I'm looking at the Championship table now (probably for the first time this season), and Jesus:

https://s18.postimg.org/xsk40a8uh/Untitled.png

If you had to imagine a season to put people off that would be it.

[Mellberg]

It's probably been our best season in five years, which is pretty depressing really. Still, could be worse. Could be Coventry.

[Dark Soldier]

You've still got Gabby on the books? Holy fuck.

[summsuccess]

McLeish must be the most hated man in Birmingham
I didnt realise how passionate they were untilhe moved to villa after fucking up birmingham

then he fucked them up too in greater style
man continues to get pay offs as he got sacked last year too

madness

[Magic]

Can I just say the only threat to Lewis was me. Now I've surpassed that I can see how you'd think Pleb is next in line though.

[Spammer]

I think we've established the alias is Smiffy so let's move on.

New page :cool: Hammer

My man :cool:

[Kikó]

It's probably been our best season in five years, which is pretty depressing really. Still, could be worse. Could be Coventry.

How did the concept of getting relegated to the championship to get rid of all the crap pan out? It was always a dream muted (by sean) back in the day.

Do you still go?

[Spammer]

Do you reckon we still have any lurkers?

I thought it was pretty decent. It started off pretty slow but was interesting enough, but then the real twist happened when a lurker registered and started posting. At this point it became pretty gripping as everyone tried to figure out who he was, and whether he really was a new member. The second act was dominated by two of the regular characters throwing shit at each other, which started out quite interesting but quickly became a bit boring. The best posts were the random ones by onlookers at this point. In the end the whole thing just fizzled out rather than coming to a neat conclusion.

They should have written a better ending and should have done more editing out of the middle bit, but overall I enjoyed it and will give it 8/10.

[Kikó]

The sequel is in the pipeline.

[summsuccess]

Do you reckon we still have any lurkers?

I thought it was pretty decent. It started off pretty slow but was interesting enough, but then the real twist happened when a lurker registered and started posting. At this point it became pretty gripping as everyone tried to figure out who he was, and whether he really was a new member. The second act was dominated by two of the regular characters throwing shit at each other, which started out quite interesting but quickly became a bit boring. The best posts were the random ones by onlookers at this point. In the end the whole thing just fizzled out rather than coming to a neat conclusion.

They should have written a better ending and should have done more editing out of the middle bit, but overall I enjoyed it and will give it 8/10.

Allow me to conclude as it did go a bit too far yesterday. I didnt know there was that much history involved between those two and I really dont want to be the cause of one of them going apeshit.
Not many will remember me and I hope those that do will keep my real name quiet but on the old old forum I was ronmanager. I mostly just posted in the Grass Roots section writing stories about StrikelessStriker who was Ade Akinbiyi and SummSuccess was actually a regen of Christian Vieri. I originally signed up under my name but changed to the character Ron Manager who used to be a character on The Fast Show (anyone remember that?).

Anyway it all got a bit over the top yesterday but i only signed up to have some fun. I wouldnt mind sticking around if Im allowed to as I dont think I broke any rules and
i havent been banned.
I do run my own gym and my festival story was a true one
I lurked reading both of the Football Manager threads but the job thread, relationship thread and things that fuck you off are my favourite reads
I dont know as much as it comes across but its suprising what you can pick up reading a place for so long
I searched for everything else

I know youre all still going to think i am an alias of one of the usual lot but i thought it best I come clean. If this thread is to be archived then i think this should be the final chapter and my gift to you all. i owned regular members and killed your board lol it was funny in parts

I hope it cleras things up a little bit and i really meant no harm.

Ron.

[Mellberg]

How did the concept of getting relegated to the championship to get rid of all the crap pan out? It was always a dream muted (by sean) back in the day.

Do you still go?

We're rid of a lot of shit. A whole lot of shit. Unfortunately there was that much shit to begin with that we're still stuck with shit.

Rarely. Went three times this season. Derby away (shit), Preston away (shit) and the shit at home (shit, although an obese Gabby still doing them over had me laughing for at least a week).

[wullie]

Marvellous, isn't it?

[Greg]

What would MVP lurker Greg Lougayness make of all this? You're all dirtying the good name of lurkers.

Not really bothered, mate.


There is one great mystery from the old board that, although we all guessed who it was, I don't believe we actually got concrete confirmation and I think we deserve some closure on the subject.

Who was Snazz?

We should make a TTH mixtape.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P43msx0y3rA

[Bernanke]

I miss Sincere. :(

[Offshore Toon]

I wonder if he still puts on a brand new pair of socks every day.

[Mellberg]

Marvellous, isn't it?

Having the time of my life. Looking forward to League Two?

[Disco]

Disregarding speculation over who this newb is the Smiffy / Giggles stuff is completely separate. They both seem to have gone full Lurch all by themselves.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Have I got this right, both of them think the other one has made a hostile interference in their personal/work life? But neither actually has?

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, that's right. Giggles is also terrified of what Smiffy might do, which makes me think he thinks Smiffy is going to axe him and his fiancé up.

[Boydy]

When something weird/bad happens in life, I always think it's probably one of you lot.

[wullie]

Having the time of my life. Looking forward to League Two?

Whoops, I meant that as a reply to the Ron Manager post, your post wasn't there when I loaded the tab.


To answer though, I'm falling into the 'well at least we might start winning games' trap that has punched me right in the balls twice already and I can't do anything to stop it. When we're battering Leamington FC in the Beazer Homes National in 2020 though we'll at least have a chance of a top six finish at last.

[Disco]

Have I got this right, both of them think the other one has made a hostile interference in their personal/work life? But neither actually has?

Amazingly this is exactly what's happened.

[Disco]

Whoops, I meant that as a reply to the Ron Manager post, your post wasn't there when I loaded the tab.


To answer though, I'm falling into the 'well at least we might start winning games' trap that has punched me right in the balls twice already and I can't do anything to stop it. When we're battering Leamington FC in the Beazer Homes National in 2020 though we'll at least have a chance of a top six finish at last.

We had to try super hard to get relegated from L2, it really is quite difficult. There's some absolute chod in this division.

[wullie]

I thought we'd be back up out of League One in a year or two tops and we were immediately sucked into the vortex, I could really see it happening again. The only plus side is we get another pop at the JPT, which was the only good thing that's happened to us this century.

[Mellberg]

Whoops, I meant that as a reply to the Ron Manager post, your post wasn't there when I loaded the tab.


To answer though, I'm falling into the 'well at least we might start winning games' trap that has punched me right in the balls twice already and I can't do anything to stop it. When we're battering Leamington FC in the Beazer Homes National in 2020 though we'll at least have a chance of a top six finish at last.

I heard that top 6 thing the other day. Since the seventies in any division? Fucking. Hell.

[wullie]

That's our main claim to fame now, that and losing to Sutton Utd. I was dreading the thought of them beating Arsenal.

[summsuccess]

Big Steve Orgrizovic should come out of retirement when Coventry sink that far down.

[Adamski]

Allow me to conclude as it did go a bit too far yesterday. I didnt know there was that much history involved between those two and I really dont want to be the cause of one of them going apeshit.
Not many will remember me and I hope those that do will keep my real name quiet but on the old old forum I was ronmanager. I mostly just posted in the Grass Roots section writing stories about StrikelessStriker who was Ade Akinbiyi and SummSuccess was actually a regen of Christian Vieri. I originally signed up under my name but changed to the character Ron Manager who used to be a character on The Fast Show (anyone remember that?).

Anyway it all got a bit over the top yesterday but i only signed up to have some fun. I wouldnt mind sticking around if Im allowed to as I dont think I broke any rules and
i havent been banned.
I do run my own gym and my festival story was a true one
I lurked reading both of the Football Manager threads but the job thread, relationship thread and things that fuck you off are my favourite reads
I dont know as much as it comes across but its suprising what you can pick up reading a place for so long
I searched for everything else

I know youre all still going to think i am an alias of one of the usual lot but i thought it best I come clean. If this thread is to be archived then i think this should be the final chapter and my gift to you all. i owned regular members and killed your board lol it was funny in parts

I hope it cleras things up a little bit and i really meant no harm.

Ron.

Does anyone have the tumbleweed GIF to hand?

[Disco]

The only way it had anything to do with 'Ron' is if it's really Smiffy. I'll take that as a tacit admission.

[summsuccess]

Makes no sense Disco.
You take it however you like.
Raw and hard I imagine.

I just thought it was a bit unfair on them both to continue it alll.

[Offshore Toon]

Its a bit impersonal apologising on here. Give 'em a call or something.

[summsuccess]

Cant find his number bruh
13,000 plus posts between them and all i got is a fucking road name

[Pleb]

I'm falling into the 'well at least we might start winning games' trap that has punched me right in the balls twice already and I can't do anything to stop it. When we're battering Leamington FC in the Beazer Homes National in 2020 though we'll at least have a chance of a top six finish at last.
Trust me you don't want to do a York and go down again next season.

At this rate we'll probably face you in the National League from 2020 onwards.

[Disco]

Makes no sense Disco.
You take it however you like.
Raw and hard I imagine.

I just thought it was a bit unfair on them both to continue it alll.

Bumming, very original.

[Spikey M]

I imagine raw and hard to be fairly generic.

[Pleb]

Torquay United.

[Disco]

You don't still live there do you?

[summsuccess]

Torquay has that little village place doesnt it? Any good Pleb?

[Pleb]

You don't still live there do you?
I still live in Dawlish so that's pretty much close enough.


Torquay has that little village place doesnt it? Any good Pleb?
Model Villiage?

I haven't been there in years so I wouldn't know if I'm honest.

[Offshore Toon]

You ever been to Glasto, Pleb? Everybody I've met from Devon has been a massive kethead.

[Dquincy]

Smiff, please post another FM update.

Thanks

[Disco]

I still live in Dawlish so that's pretty much close enough.

I had no idea. Dawlish Warren to Dawlish and back is a nice little walk if there aren't too many grockles about.

[Dquincy]

Giggles Are you alright?

[summsuccess]

Dquincy cant decide if hes a member or a lurker. :D

[Dquincy]

Dquincy cant decide if hes a member or a lurker. :D

No one really talks to me. And I'm normally too lazy to write anything with more that 2 or 3 lines. My contribution is appalling.

Also, sounds arrogant, but my real life is quite successful and I find the more people post on here it's because their real lives are...empty. If that's the right word?

FYI - Thoroughly enjoyed reading your posts. You've been a breath of fresh air in here. Loved seeing the usual pricks being unable to handle your comments. :D

[Ian]

Dunno what you thought might sound arrogant about saying you're a better person than anybody who's a frequent poster, mate.

[Dark Soldier]

Joke's on him, I'm actually a multi millionaire who only lives this life because I can. Mert's heart would explode if he saw the bitches I fuck e'rynight.

[7om]

Lol at dquincy, are you as successful as Pleb? No? Shut the hell up, then.

[Jimmy Floyd]

dquincy out on the pull:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGCK_9AJNL8

[Magic]

No one really talks to me. And I'm normally too lazy to write anything with more that 2 or 3 lines. My contribution is appalling.

Also, sounds arrogant, but my real life is quite successful and I find the more people post on here it's because their real lives are...empty. If that's the right word?

FYI - Thoroughly enjoyed reading your posts. You've been a breath of fresh air in here. Loved seeing the usual pricks being unable to handle your comments. :D

I doubt anything could be as vacuous as your 'real life'.

[Lewis]

Joke's on him, I'm actually a multi millionaire who only lives this life because I can. Mert's heart would explode if he saw the bitches I fuck e'rynight.

The joke is actually on him, since he has more posts than you. The rest of us might lead empty lives, but you've shat him.

[Spammer]

Also, sounds arrogant, but my real life is quite successful and I find the more people post on here it's because their real lives are...empty. If that's the right word?

FYI - Thoroughly enjoyed reading your posts. You've been a breath of fresh air in here. Loved seeing the usual pricks being unable to handle your comments. :D

:cool:

[Pen]

I can relate to Quincy. It's hard to be the only one here who's not a sad virgin keyboard warrior and stay modest.

[Adamski]

TTH's saddest virgin sounds like Offys next poll.

[Giggles]

I love how Kiko spends most days letting us all know how frightfully brilliant everything is for him and Quince says it once and is trolled to bits.

Who, not what. The TTH way.

[John]

Kiko talks about his life as a normal person would, and the fact that he's doing well comes through. Quincy just outright says he's successful, and that everyone else's lives are empty.

As always, nuance is lost on you.

[Shindig]

Some people would rather not mention that much about their life. Doesn't mean they're not in a good place.

[Dquincy]

Unfulfilled. Unfulfilled was the word I was looking for.

I trust that clarifies matters.

Peace and love to you all.

Regards,
Mr Successful

[Magic]

Since when did success = fulfillment.

[Kikó]

I don't think I ever gloat or boast about life but happy to be proven wrong about it.

I know where you live giggles.

[Magic]

I don't think I ever gloat or boast about life but happy to be proven wrong about it.

I know where you live giggles.

You do it indirectly. Just tell us how happy you are and how great your life is, you horrible cunt. Go on then.

[Adamski]

That's not gloating, that's people with a complex or an issue putting their own spin on whatever Kiko's posting.

[Kikó]

I'm really happy :***(

[Magic]

I'm really happy :***(

I fucking knew it. Get a life, mate.

[Magic]

That's not gloating, that's people with a complex or an issue putting their own spin on whatever Kiko's posting.

Still getting cucked by your more successful and fulfilled wife?

Edit: MJs wife is fulfilled by a kickboxer haha!! HAHA F AHZFda

[Adamski]

Still getting cucked by your more successful and fulfilled wife?

Edit: MJs wife is fulfilled by a kickboxer haha!! HAHA F AHZFda

Where has this wife chat came from all of a sudden? Noticed it a few times.

[Kikó]

I fucking knew it. Get a life, mate.

I'll be in Dundee next weekend for the Dundee meet.

[Magic]

Where has this wife chat came from all of a sudden? Noticed it a few times.

I'm #inb4 ing myself so it doesn't hurt when it's said afterwards.

[Magic]

I'll be in Dundee next weekend for the Dundee meet.

Bollocks you've got nae bottle to cross that bridge eh

[Adamski]

I'm #inb4 ing myself so it doesn't hurt when it's said afterwards.

No, I meant the bizarre reference to my wife?

[John]

Expecting logic in a Magic jab is folly.

[Magic]

No, I meant the bizarre reference to my wife?

How selfish to assume you were referring to me!

I have never referenced your wife, prove it you paranoid wreck.

[Kikó]

Bollocks you've got nae bottle to cross that bridge eh

I'll see you in the shopping centre mate.

[Giggles]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/53VsIvqiPCPmw/giphy.gif

[Giggles]

Kiko talks about his life as a normal person would, and the fact that he's doing well comes through. Quincy just outright says he's successful, and that everyone else's lives are empty.

As always, nuance is lost on you.

As always, you like some posters and you dislike other ones and that trumps all.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

Morning all,

I just wanted to register and say that this thread has been one of the highlights of TTH albeit a little bit weird at times. I don't know how many of us lurkers have signed up now but it's reassuring to know that I wasn't the only one. I didn't sign up when the last recruitment drive happened but your Twitter account suddenly popped up on my feed after months of silence and this time I had to see what was happening.

[Kikó]

Using the same VPN as summsuccess. Ianterestng.

[Offshore Toon]

Who is in charge of the Twitter account? You need to start using as many trending hashtags as possible to lure people in.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

Using the same VPN as summsuccess. Ianterestng.

Hi Kiko, I've just sent you a private message. :thbup:


Who is in charge of the Twitter account? You need to start using as many trending hashtags as possible to lure people in.

It's not very good as the initial recruitment drive appeared to stop after a day.

[Pen]

TTH is absolutely booming it seems. TTH Twitter sounds like an interesting concept, but I had no idea it would ever bring anyone here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Should go proper clickbait with it.

'Kiko's been for dinner again - and you won't believe what Giggles had to say...'

[Offshore Toon]

It's not very good as the initial recruitment drive appeared to stop after a day.
Yeah, with the Giggles/Smiffy episode being the first ever #DOUBLEMELTDOWN (sounds like something you'd get in Burger King) we should have taken full advantage.

Should go proper clickbait with it.

'Kiko's been for dinner again - and you won't believe what Giggles had to say...'
:D #smug #comeonunited #firstworldproblems #thebrainknows

[phonics]

Toby ran it for a week but didn't give anyone the password.

Wait, that means he must have posted it. He's watching us. Hi Tobes.

[Offshore Toon]

He posted at Christmas too. You sure its Toby? "Last Activity 07-05-2016 01:39 PM." There's a Christmas tweet too. Hmm.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Magic also had one.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

@ThirdHalfTTH

It wasn't lying about 'slightly unhinged' but at least you're all honest about that fact. I should fit in well enough.

[wullie]

Another great day of football, are you out at the grounds? Shoot us some pics!

Going on a bit of a follow spree to get us started here on the ol' blue bird. We're looking for all sorts of football fans, don't be shy! ��

That can't be anyone from here surely.

[Offshore Toon]

@ThirdHalfTTH

It wasn't lying about 'slightly unhinged' but at least you're all honest about that fact. I should fit in well enough.
Wait, did you sign up purely because of that tweet? How the fuck did it pop up? That's mad. :D

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

Wait, did you sign up purely because of that tweet? How the fuck did it pop up? That's mad. :D

I felt sorry that you only had one new member but then I read this thread, saw there was a few who had signed up and I thought that this might just be a place to come and escape. I do really wish someone had done a wikipedia entry with the history of the place though as there appears to be a lot of it.

[Offshore Toon]

I felt sorry that you only had one new member but then I read this thread, saw there was a few who had signed up and I thought that this might just be a place to come and escape. I do really wish someone had done a wikipedia entry with the history of the place though as there appears to be a lot of it.
Quality.

Just ask if you don't understand a reference and everybody is lolling. So much has happened that its easy to forget, so even I ask quite often.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

Quality.

Just ask if you don't understand a reference and everybody is lolling. So much has happened that its easy to forget, so even I ask quite often.

Cheers mate.

It does seem to be quite an active place which is good to see and a nice range of topics too. I'm curious about the polls with Pleb appearing to beat everybody in a vote. Is it some sort of Chuck Norris rip-off?

[Pepe]

The Twitter account finally paying off. Dat long-term planning. :***)

[Offshore Toon]

Cheers mate.

It does seem to be quite an active place which is good to see and a nice range of topics too. I'm curious about the polls with Pleb appearing to beat everybody in a vote. Is it some sort of Chuck Norris rip-off?
I can understand your frustration since Giggles unfairly pushed you into Pleb's crossfire, but there's no shame in losing to him. The Plebroll is a move he used in Haxball (a football-type multi-player browser game) to bamboozle opponents, for better or worse, and given that we don't play Haxball anymore he's using it to bolster his campaign for Best Poster in the TTH Awards this December.

[Offshore Toon]

We have like what? 4 new members? That's the biggest intake in years.
Imagine what you lot would be doing if I hadn't come back.

[phonics]

Imagine what you lot would be doing if I hadn't come back.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6av0zPsNA1qea339.gif

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

The Twitter account finally paying off. Dat long-term planning. :***)

I don't know if it's my place to say but you should use your Twitter account and start following more accounts that relate to the topics on this forum. Keep firing tweets for more than a day and you will soon start getting new members if that is what you're all looking for.

You can get thousands upon thousands of 'impressions' within 24 hours and if just a small percentage of those sign up then it might help your cause. I only registered because I was curious as why such a big deal was made about a new member signing up. I then read the thread and it all became much clearer.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

I can understand your frustration since Giggles unfairly pushed you into Pleb's crossfire, but there's no shame in losing to him. The Plebroll is a move he used in Haxball (a football-type multi-player browser game) to bamboozle opponents, for better or worse, and given that we don't play Haxball anymore he's using it to bolster his campaign for Best Poster in the TTH Awards this December.

Is it like pitchsidemanager and everyone has their own team? I would be up for some of that or a network game on although I'm not very good at it.

I don't understand this Giggles guy because when I read the thread I thought him, Smiffy and SummSuccess were the same person but then I read about Harold Bishop and Wedge being him. It all got a bit confusing to be perfectly honest and I'm still none the wiser except all of them seemed to go all Chris Crocker.

[Mike]

The Christmas tweet and he one the other day came from me :)