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leedsrevolution
29-04-2017, 08:44 PM
Personally, a car wreck for me. I think it will most likely be a heart attack but that's quite boring. Anything but cancer basically, quick snap boom sweet embrace of death for me please.

Spikey M
29-04-2017, 08:46 PM
In my sleep, whilst also having a wank, apparently.

Smiffy
29-04-2017, 08:54 PM
.....

Foe
29-04-2017, 09:07 PM
I'm going to have a heart attack I think.

Hopefully it's quick and painless.

Giggles
29-04-2017, 09:55 PM
Not screaming.

Raoul Duke
29-04-2017, 10:24 PM
Erect

Magic
29-04-2017, 10:30 PM
Personally, a car wreck for me. I think it will most likely be a heart attack but that's quite boring. Anything but cancer basically, quick snap boom sweet embrace of death for me please.

One where you're trapped by the seat belt, on an empty B road and in flames?

Alex
29-04-2017, 11:19 PM
This old boy died in the pub a couple of years ago, he'd just finished his whiskey and his heart gave out or something. He just keeled over at the table. I know that it was unexpected, there wasn't anything obviously wrong with him. That would be an alright way to go. The pub is the best place to be, and by the same logic must be the best place to die.

Pepe
30-04-2017, 12:21 AM
I rather not.

Kikó
30-04-2017, 01:24 AM
On fire, drowning.

Queenslander
30-04-2017, 02:30 AM
Being king hit in a cab line minding my own business.

Henry
30-04-2017, 02:30 PM
I'll probably decide to take myself off to Switzerland once I get any sort of terminal illness, if they haven't legalised euthanasia here in the meantime.

This being made to gasp for your last breath deal is barbaric. Animals have it more humane.