[FOOTBALL] Weekend Fixtures ft. the chance of Mourinho's head exploding (7-10 April)

[Reg]

There's some Thursday games happening now, but let's have a weekend thread.
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15:00 unless stated. Selected TV games only, for a full list click - http://www.live-footballontv.com

Friday
Queens Park Rangers v Brighton & Hove Albion - 19:45 Sky Sports 2

Villarreal v Athletic Bilbao - 19:45 Sky Sports 5

Saturday
Tottenham Hotspur v Watford - 12:30 Sky Sports 1
Manchester City v Hull City
Middlesbrough v Burnley
Stoke City v Liverpool
West Bromwich Albion v Southampton
West Ham United v Swansea City
Bournemouth v Chelsea - 17:30 BT Sport 1

Birmingham City v Derby County
Blackburn Rovers v Barnsley
Bristol City v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Burton Albion v Aston Villa
Cardiff City v Brentford
Fulham v Ipswich Town
Leeds United v Preston North End
Norwich City v Reading
Nottingham Forest v Huddersfield Town
Wigan Athletic v Rotherham United
Sheffield Wednesday v Newcastle United - 17:30 Sky Sports 1

Bayern Munich v Borussia Dortmund - 17:30 BT Sport ESPN
Juventus v Chievo - 19:45 BT Sport ESPN
Malaga v Barcelona - 19:45 Sky Sports 5

Sunday
Sunderland v Manchester United - 13:30 Sky Sports 1
Everton v Leicester City - 16:00 Sky Sports 1

Bologna v Roma - 14:00 BT Sport ESPN
Lazio v Napoli - 19:45 BT Sport 3
PSG v Guingamp - 20:00 BT Sport Extra 2

Monday
Crystal Palace v Arsenal - 20:00 Sky Sports 1

Real Sociedad v Sporting Gijon - 19:45 Sky Sports 2

[Pleb]

Thrilling set of fixtures this weekend.

[Ian]

Sunderland v Manchester United - 13:30 Sky Sports 1

Well that's the high-point of my weekend established.

[Giggles]

Well that's the high-point of my weekend established.

SUPER Sunday.

[Kikó]

I think we can draw.

[niko_cee]

The hunt for a win without Mané goes on. Someone should definitely be mocking up that Wenger montage Jimmy made mention of.

[niko_cee]

Why is Keith Andrews always the 'Brighton' pundit on Sky? He clearly fucking hates them, the daft twat.

[Reg]

Does he?

Adam Virgo's the only other ex-Brighton pundit on telly (well, Mark Lawrenson's not going to do Championship games for Sky) that I can think of, and he's not very good.

[niko_cee]

He seems to. Always bleating on about how lucky they are.

Do Channel 5 own Chris Iwelumo? He was always decent, but that might just be down to accent shock.

[Giggles]

Didn't realise him and his hair did work in the UK too. He's fucking terrible.

[niko_cee]

Aye, that hair.

Always seemed to me more of a close cropped/balding type of footballer.

[Reg]

Well done arguing for it, Poc! I can't remember seeing him take one before.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, that's the way to settle an argument.

Almost there. Praying for a ticket for Norwich away now (severely doubtful). Reckon that could be where it's confirmed.

[John Arne]

42,500 genuine footy fans for a woman's game :drool:

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[Jimmy Floyd]

Who is Brighton's greatest ever legend?

The only player from their history I can think of is 'and Smith must score'.

[Byron]

Apparently if we lose Bilic is gone and Di Canio comes in.

I could have all year and I wouldn't get close to telling you all the reasons why that would be such a shit decision. We'd fully deserve to go down.

[mo]

Apparently if we lose Bilic is gone and Di Canio comes in.

I could have all year and I wouldn't get close to telling you all the reasons why that would be such a shit decision. We'd fully deserve to go down.

Unlucky.

[Offshore Toon]

Who is Brighton's greatest ever legend?

The only player from their history I can think of is 'and Smith must score'.
Bobby Zamora.

[Kikó]

Such a shame for such a great club.

[Reg]

Who is Brighton's greatest ever legend?

The only player from their history I can think of is 'and Smith must score'.
Peter Ward is the one I hear about most from before my time, but maybe Bobby Zamora (he won a poll asking the same thing recently, could have been mainly younger people voting though).

[Giggles]

I think I'm possibly more mobile than Vincent Janssen.

[Waffdon]

He's a bit good, eh.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dele Alli really is brilliant at those.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Son :wub:

[Spammer]

THE MIGHTY BLADES will be promoted today if we beat Northampton :cool:

THE MIGHTY BLADES

[Gray Fox]

Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Klavan, Lovren, Milner, Emre Can, Wijnaldum, Alexander-Arnold, Woodburn, Origi

That lot are playing Stoke away. It was nice or Jurgen to throw the towel in before kick off. Best not to get hopes up or anything.

[Smiffy]

.....

[John Arne]

I fancy Woodburn to score today - he looks a cracking player.

[John Arne]

A midfield 3 of Milner, Can and Wijnaldum is way too conservative.

[GS]

We'll end up finishing sixth at this rate.

[Gray Fox]

We lost this game at the handing in of the teamsheet. Any points from here would be a bonus.

Who wanted top 4 anyway?

[Shindig]

What the absolute heck happened with Reading?

[John Arne]

What a goal, and then what a save from Ming.

[John Arne]

Game changer...

https://gyazo.com/daaf1bb2ceddda9605dd5ad619693727.gif

[Gray Fox]

What a goal that was to win it.

Mignolet did well today.

[Shindig]

Could be two games away from going up, Reg. :)

[Offshore Toon]

Sheff Wed falling out of the play off spots won't make it any easier for us tonight. Still, we'll win.

[Reg]

Could be two games away from going up, Reg. :)
I'd love to do it on Easter Monday.

[Max Power]

Kante hitting defence splitting passes as well. Lovely take from Hazard.

[Foe]

Sheff. Wed should be a couple up here.

Gary Hooper is class.

[Offshore Toon]

Wednesday fans boo us for not kicking the ball out, then they get possession and shut up, but when we win back possession they start booing again.

Football fans really are the most biased thick wankers around.

[Giggles]

A rare Murphy sighting. I missed the substitution, is Gayle injured?

[Offshore Toon]

Murphy has played quite a bit. More than I expected at the start of the season. Yeah, Gayle got subbed off because of an injury. I think Murphy might be the better option anyway whilst we're up against it.

[Giggles]

THE MIGHTY BLADES will be promoted today if we beat Northampton :cool:

THE MIGHTY BLADES

:cool:

[niko_cee]

Wednesday fans boo us for not kicking the ball out, then they get possession and shut up, but when we win back possession they start booing again.

Football fans really are the most biased thick wankers around.

I know everyone is guilty of this to an extent, but managers are probably worse than fans. Chris Hughton talking on sky about the foul that led to the freekick for Pocognoli's goal was brilliant. It was questionable on Murray (I think it probably was a foul) but he just bowled in with "well, it was a foul on March anyway" which it manifestly wasn't, unless playing the ball as part of a tackle is no longer permitted. You wonder if they really think these things, or just have an inbuilt siege mentality/myopia. Booing when you want the ball out having had possession yourself though is fucking annoying.

[Spammer]

:cool:

:drink: :joy::happycry::)

[Jimmy Floyd]

Doncaster up on the same day. Good thing I speculated on flat caps and chip fat a few weeks back.

[Offshore Toon]

We're on our waaaaaay, on our way...

[Shindig]

Second fiddles.

[Offshore Toon]

I am kinda looking forward to the inevitable pitch invasion when Brighton go up.

[Shindig]

Show up in a toon kit and clothesline as many small kids as you can.

[Giggles]

:cool:

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[Spammer]

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Our captain and our manager both season tickets at the club as kids, and them being fans fucking shows over the season and in how they've been in general. Wilder was basically crying in the post-match interview. He's been going to games over the last six years while we've been down here when he's been able to. Lots of fans have seen him on the Kop with his mates on occasion when his own club hasn't been playing. When he came in he knew what needed doing.

Watch out you Championship cunts. We're back and we're gonna fuck you up :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

All hail Captain Fellaini.

[Kikó]

That team is half dreadful, half passable. Draw.

[John]

Our finishing is a horrifying mess at the moment. Peter van Vossen would be an upgrade.

[The Merse]

Fucking brilliant. Bring in Valencia in FPL and he's dropped for consecutive games. The fuck is going on there? Thought United fans were claiming him to be the best full back in the BPl?

[Lewis]

*universe

[Kikó]

It's all on the Europa now.

[Giggles]

This is going to be septic. Fellaini shouldn't even be in a Premier League squad, let alone captaining a top-half team.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It really is remarkable how much the media dance to Mourinho's tune. All the commentators on Sky have done is talk about Shaw for 15 minutes.

[SvN]

An old guy in the pub is saying Bailly is the worst player he's ever seen in a United shirt. An odd one.

[SvN]

He's now ranting that the offisde call against Everton has cost us the league title.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I take it he was temporarily blind in 2003-05.

[Kikó]

And clinically insane for longer.

The Neviller is in the sun for hiring former Red army general, Tony o'Neill to head up his security at the hotel. Makes sense I suppose, former hooligan knows how to spot trouble.

[Foe]

He's now ranting that the offisde call against Everton has cost us the league title.

Who's the worst in the last 5 years then say?

Saidy Janko? He struggled in a good team in the SPL.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Also, I am normally the biggest ponce around when it comes to pronouncing foreign names authentically, but I just can't get on board with Eric Bye-ee. Say Bailey ffs.

[Lewis]

The worst thing about Jesse Lingard getting that whopping contract in the week is that he is now priced well above anyone who would want him, which means having to watch him for another five years (at least). The best thing about it was all the eighteen year olds of Chelsea Twitter congratulating each other for not supporting a dysfunctional club.

[niko_cee]

I know nothing of him and am not watching this, but I thought Bailly was supposed to be decent. Is he not?

[Jimmy Floyd]

At Chelsea he'd be on the same contract, but loaned out to PSV and Málaga for all five years.

[Lewis]

If they're going to indulge somebody like that just because they help various quotas I would rather see Danny Welbeck rescued from whatever wasteland Arsenal descends into over the next few seasons.

[Kikó]

We're so shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The old man :cool:

[SvN]

He's now going mad that it took us 30 minutes to score against the worst team in the league. What's worse is that other people are engaging him and not telling him he's an idiot.

[Kikó]

Good goal though.

[randomlegend]

I know nothing of him and am not watching this, but I thought Bailly was supposed to be decent. Is he not?

He's been great as far as I'm concerned.

[SvN]

I know nothing of him and am not watching this, but I thought Bailly was supposed to be decent. Is he not?
He's been great.

A pretty much direct quote:

"I've been supporting United for over 50 years, and I've always known who our signings are. Who is this guy? I've never heard of him. Absolute rubbish."

[John]

Why don't you tell him what a twonk he is?

[SvN]

Why would i want to engage someone like that? His answer to everything would be that he's been a supporter for longer than I've been alive, which obviously makes him an authority on everything.

Plus, it would involce talking to a stranger. Which is something i pride myself in avoiding unless absolutely necessary.

[niko_cee]

Absolute nonsense decision.

[randomlegend]

That seems harsh to me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bad challenge but I'd have given a yellow.

[niko_cee]

United must have benefited from about a dozen refereeing howlers relating to bad tackles/red cards this season.

[Lewis]

Niall Quinn is almost in tears though so whatever.

[Offshore Toon]

Why would i want to engage someone like that? His answer to everything would be that he's been a supporter for longer than I've been alive, which obviously makes him an authority on everything.

Plus, it would involce talking to a stranger. Which is something i pride myself in avoiding unless absolutely necessary.
Aye, you'd just both end up getting lolled at.

When was the last time a "twonk" was called a "twonk" and he graciously accepted the fact and admitted he was wrong?

[randomlegend]

United must have benefited from about a dozen refereeing howlers relating to bad tackles/red cards this season.

We have, but we've had just as many go against us. The standard of refereeing has just been atrocious.

[Smiffy]

.....

[niko_cee]

Did Anichebe accidentally kick the ball whilst trying to go down or was he trying to stay on his feet? He's a fucking idiot if it's the latter, and a bit unlucky if it's the former. Would that have been a red card penalty or is tripping a genuine attempt to play the ball?

[Foe]

The old man must've felt justified when Bayleaf tried to kick anichebe there. What was he hoping would happen? Unless he's seriously smart and realised the ref was a bit toss and wouldn't notice it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lovely.

[randomlegend]

That was daft from Zlatan.

[John]

Three goals in four minutes was unexpected. Foderingham outstanding again though or we'd have been about five down when our first went in.

[randomlegend]

Lol at that booking for Martial.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Happy for Rashford.

He needed that.

[Lewis]

Sky are debating whether Ross Barkley has to move to fulfil his potential. To fucking where?

[Giggles]

Would anyone better than Everton want such a piss and wind merchant?

Who was yer man they had with Redknapp and Neville there anyway? Kenwright is gone isn't he, so it couldn't have been him.

[John]

Having that debate with the Everton DoF or whatever he is standing there was a bit odd.

[Yevrah]

Lively start.

[Giggles]

Indeed.

[John]

Went to the ice cream van as this game was starting and missed two goals. What a strange start.

My welcome back to the game was Barkley arsing up a move in three different ways at once. He's so stupid.

[Waffdon]

Lukaku celebrates more when someone else scores.

[John]

Lol at how chuffed with himself that ref was.

[Lewis]

'The potential is limitless', sez Jamie Redknapp. Phil Neville adds 'I hate the people who don't rate Ross Barkley'.

Alright.

[Spikey M]

He's a typical England player. All pace and power, unfortunately he also can't control the ball and is another Hollywood merchant.

[Raoul Duke]

Who's this bald gimp on MOTD?

[Jimmy Floyd]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39546664

What the fuck is this?

BBC output is embarrassing these days.

[Yevrah]

'The potential is limitless', sez Jamie Redknapp. Phil Neville adds 'I hate the people who don't rate Ross Barkley'.

Alright.


He's a typical England player. All pace and power, unfortunately he also can't control the ball and is another Hollywood merchant.

Yep. It's depressing really, rather than cheerleading him those gimps should be pointing out that he's 23 now and hasn't really done that much in the game to warrant the hyperbole.

[Yevrah]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39546664

What the fuck is this?

BBC output is embarrassing these days.

There's no way that 'stat' was a stat when Lampard, Gerrard and Beckham started playing too, so has someone really gone back and watched their first 50 games?

[Disco]

Because he did so well in Kazakhstan or wherever it was.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39557191

[Jimmy Floyd]

They have idiotic Chinese owners. Why would you buy Granada anyway? One way ticket to having to sit stoney faced through glamorous segunda clashes with Gimnastic and Lugo.

[Reg]

There's no way that 'stat' was a stat when Lampard, Gerrard and Beckham started playing too, so has someone really gone back and watched their first 50 games?
It's just goals and assists combined.

[phonics]

Granada are owned by the Pozzo family, non?

[Jimmy Floyd]

They sold it to these Chinese folk last year.

[phonics]

Remember when I posted that picture of all the Premier League wages-to-turnover thing. I've just seen the Championship version. Christ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9C0RDEXoAA00Kc.jpg

[Adamski]

Are you the fucking Swiss Ramble or something?

[Lewis]

Swiss Wanker.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Brentford are having a laugh on all fronts. Shut down all their youth teams last year because it wasn't achieving RESULTS (i.e. financial ones) and because their wanky statistician head honcho thinks a Spanish style B team would be more useful for the first team's purposes. Never mind promoting the sport in the area and giving opportunities to local youngsters.

[Lewis]

Does Brentford need a football team? Can't the next generation just be Chelsea fans?

[Disco]

Bolton run a tight ship these days I see.

[Giggles]

Does that mean Bolton don't have any turnover or don't pay any wages?

[phonics]

Are you the fucking Swiss Ramble or something?

He earns far more than I can ever imagine. Entry level with no other qualifications outside of a degree is 80 grand a year the bastards.

[The Merse]

You're fucking kidding me.

[Mazuuurk]

Arsenals defending there is amongst the worst I've ever seen at this level.

[Foe]

There's a trend that's very easy to generate.

Gabriel plays = catastrophe in defence. He's the new santos. Only at least with santos his occasional headless running resulted in attacking presence near the opposition goal.

[Spammer]

Does that mean Bolton don't have any turnover or don't pay any wages?

Not sure. They've been very seriously flirting with administration this year so my guess is that might not have chosen not to publish their finances in detail last season.

[Lewis]

What does Granit Xhaka do? What is he meant to be good at?

[Lewis]

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And you stupid cunts slag them off.

[Browning]

If Arsenal genuinely lose to a side containing 2 players I've seen play for MK Dons who weren't even that good in League 1 then Wenger should go for that alone.

[Lewis]

Big Sam. :cool:

[Foe]

What does Steve bould actually do at Arsenal if they're this shit at defending.

Has arsene let the ai sort training and have him trying to train the keepers or something?

[Mazuuurk]

What does Granit Xhaka do? What is he meant to be good at?

That's a great question. He's the most loosely defined midfielder I've ever seen. Can he defend? No. Can he attack? Not really. Is he running lots? Athletic? Not really. Can he pass? He does one or two great passes every game, but about 20 woeful ones for those, so no.

Elneny was twice as good as him today, and Elneny is also a bit shit.


It's funny how Arsenal sort of woke up after it was 3-0. I suppose it's because Ramsey and Oxlade came on with a bit of running in them, but it's as if they weren't realizing they were playing a football game before.

[niko_cee]

Sounds like Big Mo S is having another good game.

[Lewis]

I was made to believe that he was a defensive midfielder, but in Germany that probably just means you're the designated fouler who disrupts their PRESSING game.

[Mazuuurk]

I could sort of se him being a (very, very, very) poor mans Pirlo, and thus be labelled a "defensive" midfielder. He seems to have a decent touch when he gets ages to pick out a pass, which doesn't work in England obviously. If anywhere, these days.

[Kikó]

Arsene saw the challenge for 6th and decided it's the new 4th.

[John]

He's never been a defensive midfielder. He just kicks people a lot.

He did look genuinely good in Germany though, so I'm a bit surprised he's been such a complete mess in England.

[Lewis]

Alan Smith donning that fat Arsenal fan is the highlight of their season.

[Reg]

I'm not watching so maybe Welbeck did great, but what has Giroud done to Wenger? He must be thinking of leaving if he's not gonna start games.

[Mazuuurk]

Welbeck did nothing at all. And yeah, it's weird that Giroud doesn't play.

[Adamski]

What does Granit Xhaka do? What is he meant to be good at?

I guess he's a bit like Pogba except he gets sent off.

[phonics]

Team always chooses to go take a touch, spin and then go backwards rather than pass vertically. Doomed to fail.

The amount of times I've seen us dominate the first 20 minutes only to concede the oppositions first chance is getting frustrating after 4-5 years of it.

I like Wellbeck a lot but he's been absolutely piss poor in these past few games.

Think it might be the end, shame. Will always wonder what would have happened if he'd gone after the FA Cup wins and Ancelotti had come in.

[Lewis]

Carlo Ancelotti has a pretty horrendous domestic record, and he isn't a miracle worker, so Europe would be out as well. Not much difference then, I suppose.

[phonics]

Are we including the decade or so when Juve were fixing the league in that poor domestic record? If not he's looking at what, 4 for 7? (including this year)

[Bernanke]

Twitch chat is telling me Arsene is a goner.

#ITK

[Lewis]

We're including him not winning one with the best team Juventus have had this side of Michel Platini, winning one out of eight with his own marginally less bent Milan side (whilst conspiring to win two Champions' Leagues), not following his Chelsea double up and losing to probably the crappest United title winners, and doing a below average job at PSG. His Madrid sacking was possibly harsh, but 2013/14 was there for the taking, and they didn't even break ninety points (whilst again managing to win the Champions' League).

His career suggests that he's somebody who gets the most out of his players by letting them express themselves, but then can't turn it around or refresh things when they inevitably start taking liberties or just start to decline. Sound familiar?

[Reg]

Who ranks as a good manager in your book, Lewis?

[Lewis]

David Moyes.

[Pepe]

:cool:

[Lewis]

And Ricardo La Volpe.

[phonics]

We're including him not winning one with the best team Juventus have had this side of Michel Platini, winning one out of eight with his own marginally less bent Milan side (whilst conspiring to win two Champions' Leagues), not following his Chelsea double up and losing to probably the crappest United title winners, and doing a below average job at PSG. His Madrid sacking was possibly harsh, but 2013/14 was there for the taking, and they didn't even break ninety points (whilst again managing to win the Champions' League).

His career suggests that he's somebody who gets the most out of his players by letting them express themselves, but then can't turn it around or refresh things when they inevitably start taking liberties or just start to decline. Sound familiar?

More failure would have been fine. It'd be a different type of failure. IMO it's where 90% of the angst comes from, you can write the script before it happens. It's very, "Lads, it's Spurs."

[Reg]

Now Moyes at Arsenal, that'd be funny.

[Pepe]

That twat hasn't won anything since his single title, in 1993. :harold:

[Shindig]

Something tells me Arsenal might express an interest in Rafa soon.

[Giggles]

Could they not do a whole pile better?

[John Arne]

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[Kikó]

Tony Adams could be convinced from his role at Grenada. Not sure about his suit choice.

[Shindig]

Could they not do a whole pile better?

Fine. Potchettino.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Paul Schmidthof, the up and coming young Frankfurt manager, is the one they should go for. Guaranteed titles with his modern, pressing style.

[Giggles]

Fine. Potchettino.

Much better option.

[Mazuuurk]

Team always chooses to go take a touch, spin and then go backwards rather than pass vertically. Doomed to fail.

The amount of times I've seen us dominate the first 20 minutes only to concede the oppositions first chance is getting frustrating after 4-5 years of it.

I like Wellbeck a lot but he's been absolutely piss poor in these past few games.

Think it might be the end, shame. Will always wonder what would have happened if he'd gone after the FA Cup wins and Ancelotti had come in.

Welbeck has been terrible since coming back from injury but then again what would you expect after having been injured the best part of the past 3 years or so. In a way I could see playing him as accepting that: A) Giroud is leaving in the summer anyway and B) the season is fucked anyway, so might as well try to get him back into some sort of form for next season.

But that's not the reasoning obviously, so I've no idea. I'd definitely like to see Sanchez up front instead and Welbeck on the wing, if he's supposed to be playing. Sanchez is looking like a shadow of what he was 2-3 months ago. But still, he's the one trying to make stuff happen.

And Xhaka and Ozil just needs to be dropped. Maybe there's hope for Xhaka to adapt to the league, but Ozil is a lost case at this point. Oxlade Chamberlain at least brings some intention even if his execution isn't great all the time.

[Adamski]

Paul Schmidthof, the up and coming young Frankfurt manager, is the one they should go for. Guaranteed titles with his modern, pressing style.

I think they'll definitely look to Germany although I'd imagine it'll be Tuchel or maybe even Nageslmann at a punt.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Let's see how many people I do with that one. Adamski is a good early catch, but the real prize would be a phonics or a Reg.

[Reg]

Let's see how many people I do with that one. Adamski is a good early catch, but the real prize would be a phonics or a Reg.
I've read enough of your posts to know when you're having a chuckle now, Jim. I hope I'd have always got that one actually. :D

[Kikó]

I wouldn't be able to tell if Nagelsmann was a continuation of the piss take.

Herman Löafer at Duisburg would be my preference.

[Lewis]

Smallpockets making a big noise about turning Barcelona down was good, even if it overshadowed my own statement declaring my lack of interesting in taking over there.

[phonics]

I can't keep up with the nicknames, who is smallpockets?

[Giggles]

I can't keep up with the nicknames, who is smallpockets?

Pochettino. He could never manage them because ESPANYOL. Or, translated, his agent told him Barcelona weren't interested.

[Davgooner]

:ae:

[Mazuuurk]

Dav, you still going to games?

[Max Power]

Dav aka Troopz

[Davgooner]

Init.

[Davgooner]

Dav, you still going to games?

Just aways. :uhoh:

[Mazuuurk]

Poor sod.

[Davgooner]

I've never indulged in hard drugs but April 30th looks like a decent time to start.

[Jimmy Floyd]

What do Troopz and co do when they have those routine 3-0 home wins? Rant about other games?

[Davgooner]

You'll have half a dozen twats talking about how Ozil has proven his doubters wrong, and then the loud geezer shouting 'THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!'

Around them, wankers.