Bellend traits

[Offshore Toon]

I reckon anybody that takes celebrating a birthday (outside of the big'uns, I guess) seriously after 21 is a total loser. So many birthdays just seem like a big song and dance to make yourself seem well-liked, and they're almost always shit.

So, yeah, what are some other traits to watch out for?

[Magic]

People who wear a wristwatch with the face inside the wrist.

[wullie]

Someone describing food or drink as cheeky.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Someone describing food or drink as cheeky.

Bingo, and use of the phrase 'don't mind if I do!'

Stealing chips is another one. I don't mind them having the chips, normally. It's the presumptuousness and invasion of personal space.

[Adamski]

use of the phrase 'don't mind if I do!'

This is my number 1 on the fuckery scale.

"A cheeky beer in a beer garden? Don't mind if I do!"

FUCK OFF.

[Spammer]

People who wear fitbits.

[Mike]

People who double dip

[Lewis]

Having '*burp' as your signature.

[Offshore Toon]

Bingo, and use of the phrase 'don't mind if I do!'


This is my number 1 on the fuckery scale.

"A cheeky beer in a beer garden? Don't mind if I do!"

FUCK OFF.
Be rude not to! XD

[Offshore Toon]

Having '*burp' as your signature.
:D

What is that about, Leeds?

[Mazuuurk]

People who watch football in a pub and yell too loudly and aggressively at everything, especially when someone is faking an injury or some such (we all know they are cunts for doing it, calm down motherfucker).

[Offshore Toon]

Anybody who states "I love my club!" with passion or has a football tattoo is bound to be a wanker as well.

[Lewis]

As far as an actual answer goes, that sort of - I don't really know how to explain it properly - embracing of 'anxiety' and people making a big deal of calling themselves introverts as if actually just being a normal person who doesn't live their life like Sandman 2008 makes them special. See also: all of those memes and webcomics about adult responsibilities, and your apparently inability to cope with them. Shut up.

[John Arne]

People who wear baseball caps, but leave the front of their hair sticking out. Wear it fucking properly, you cunt.

[Offshore Toon]

I went to an amateur comedy night a few months ago and half of the acts mentioned they're on anti-depressants. One of them said he has crippling anxiety except for when it comes to stand-up comedy. Anybody who is actually in that position doesn't flaunt it.

[Offshore Toon]

People who wear baseball caps, but leave the front of their hair sticking out. Wear it fucking properly, you cunt.
Christ, we've gone well back in time here.

People that don't give you their Pokémon card after you beat them fair and square.

[Lewis]

I went to an amateur comedy night a few months ago and half of the acts mentioned they're on anti-depressants. One of them said he has crippling anxiety except for when it comes to stand-up comedy. Anybody who is actually in that position doesn't flaunt it.

My friend's [estranged] wife fills my Facebook news feed up with low level Los Angeles comedians, and most of it seems to be variations of that. This goes back to that British Problems dickhead, although it's probably all Ricky Gervais' fault.

[Disco]

People wearing football shirts, anywhere really.

[Giggles]

Opening post won it. Make yourself feel important up to 21, then fuck off.

[SvN]

After 21, you probably shouldn't be celebrating until you hit 30 - after which, your life is over anyway.

[Smiffy]

I thought 30's were good?

[Pepe]

Being a vegan.

[Giggles]

After 21, you probably shouldn't be celebrating until you hit 30 - after which, your life is over anyway.

Maybe 30 at a push but I had an invite the other day to a 34th. A fucking actual invite to go to an actual party because someone is 34.

[Pepe]

Loudly and proudly stating your love for meat too.

[Giggles]

Loudly and proudly stating your love for meat too.

All food and drink bores.

[Giggles]

It's not so bad. I wouldn't personally do it but it's an excuse to see freinds and have a laugh. Which I suppose explains why some of you hate the idea so much.

What, stating your love of meat?

[SvN]

The "MEAT" lovers tend to have beards, the Arsenal haircut and love a nice craft ale, while wearing a gingham shirt 7 days a week.

[hfswjyr]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?14-The-little-things-in-life-that-fuck-you-off

[Giggles]

I was meant to quote the party comment.

Meeting up with friends is fine, but there's another 364 days a year to do that without making yourself the centre of attention for the night by throwing yourself a party

[Pen]

I don't mind people throwing birthday parties as at least someone takes initiative to get a large group of friends to the same place. I usually just have the family over for dinner or we go out for a meal, but I like going to parties no matter why they're being held.

People who are 'just' "telling it like it is" are the worst. And everyone who's not from my generation is automatically shit.

[Pepe]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?14-The-little-things-in-life-that-fuck-you-off

Benny is a bellend, true.

[Offshore Toon]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?14-The-little-things-in-life-that-fuck-you-off
Burning your tongue makes you a bellend?

[SvN]

I don't mind people throwing birthday parties as at least someone takes initiative to get a large group of friends to the same place. I usually just have the family over for dinner or we go out for a meal, but I like going to parties no matter why they're being held.

To me, it's the difference between:


a pissup with some food
a themed party, complete with printed invitations with an RSVP.

[Pepe]

Being in The Group.

[Offshore Toon]

Its my birthday so we're going to do this before moving onto this and you have to bring this!

If you're well liked then your mates will get in touch with you. If you're not a twat and you want to do something, you'll send messages around to see if people are up for something and then all agree. If you're a bellend you'll make a Facebook event for your mates and people you barely know and you'll tell everybody what they're going to do. If you send out paper invites then I don't even know what to call you.

[Offshore Toon]

Being in The Group.
This is a good one. Leaving the community that gave you a personality just so you can be first in line for Kikó's meet & greets is about as sad as it gets. Kikó is a sound guy, but come on.

[Pen]

To me, it's the difference between:


a pissup with some food
a themed party, complete with printed invitations with an RSVP.


Almost always the former unless someone is turning 30 in which case people have made more of an effort to organise something out of the ordinary which again I don't mind at all as I'm very lazy when it comes to things like that.

edit: although isn't notifying whoever is organising anything wether you're coming or not just common courtesy?

[randomlegend]

I went to an amateur comedy night a few months ago and half of the acts mentioned they're on anti-depressants. One of them said he has crippling anxiety except for when it comes to stand-up comedy. Anybody who is actually in that position doesn't flaunt it.

That's not true. Lots of people with mental health issues joke about them as a way of coping. You'll often find depressed people making morbid jokes about themselves.

[igor_balis]

cunts who think "bacon" is a punchline

cunts who don't like football, go to the pub during a major tournament, then make bare hilare sarcastic remarks to show they don't understand football. "oh did they do a good kick?? ohhh i love SPORT, did they score a touchdown?? " yes, you got bullied at school, we KNOW

cunts who demand their pint of carling in "their" heinken glass or whatever. i've never even worked in a pub but this still gets on my nerves

Oh, and I agree with Lewis about the social anxiety thing. Like, if you're socially anxious or shy I have sympathy for you, I just don't need to see a million shared links on facebook about how introverts are the most sensitive, intelligent people in the world ever and you have to respect their fucking introvert powers or some bullshit. Go away.

[igor_balis]

oh and the pseudo-greb, Klebold and Harris looking twats on my train on Saturday night. White lad with dreadlocks and shit tattoos and a leather jacket, fat nerdy looking white lad with a leather jacket and a white lad with sunglasses, a bandana and a leather jacket who just stood there quietly looking surly. There was one girl with them (fat and pink hair, natch) that they spent the entire journey painfully flirting with. All the blokes had the voice of Moss from the IT crowd, and they spoke loudly about download festival and things that were "epic", loudly enough that they were obviously trying to impress the rest of us. They must have all been in their 30s as well.

KILL

[Giggles]

This is a good one. Leaving the community that gave you a personality just so you can be first in line for Kikó's meet & greets is about as sad as it gets. Kikó is a sound guy, but come on.

He's a poser who likes his ego massaged. Hence, group. They're just the bellends that are happy to oblige, but are no great loss.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh, and I agree with Lewis about the social anxiety thing. Like, if you're socially anxious or shy I have sympathy for you, I just don't need to see a million shared links on facebook about how introverts are the most sensitive, intelligent people in the world ever and you have to respect their fucking introvert powers or some bullshit. Go away.

If you spout that sort of shit, you're not a proper introvert. I know, I am one.

[Reg]

This is a good one. Leaving the community that gave you a personality just so you can be first in line for Kikó's meet & greets is about as sad as it gets. Kikó is a sound guy, but come on.
:D Taking a bit too much credit there maybe.

[igor_balis]

i know a girl who called her 23rd (!) brithday party "prosecco princesses themed". All the girls had to wear tiaras. I'm probably worse for lolling at this for years but still being decent mates with her.

[Pepe]

Knowing people who do shit like that.

[Kikó]

The group.

[Alex]

i know a girl who called her 23rd (!) brithday party "prosecco princesses themed". All the girls had to wear tiaras. I'm probably worse for lolling at this for years but still being decent mates with her.

On a sort of related note I think that any adult, or anybody past the age of about twelve for that matter, who organises any sort of fancy-dress themed party or event is a bit a of bellend.

[Disco]

Fancy dress in general.

I came to your birthday drinks thing (that you invited me to) because you're going out with one of my friends and our social circle now apparently has to overlap but no, actually, I didn't feel like dressing up as a gangster or a goldfish or whatever other retarded bollocks you and your idiot friends thought would be a good idea because I'm not five anymore. Anyway, Happy Birthday.

[Magic]

Anything themed can fuck off, tbh.

[Bartholomert]

- People who say things like "I was pretty much in a fraternity" and overcompensate during their mid-20s
- People who are way too much into beer, have a fucking Miller you bitch and shut up
- People who can't talk about anything other than girls / getting laid
- Males who get offended by racism / sexism / elitism

[Magic]

Miller? Straight from the beta 101 that.

[SvN]

That third one has to be tongue in cheek.

As for fancy dress, I've got one coming up next month for my mate's wife's 30th. It's 20s themed, so I'm just going to wear a suit with a hat, and then take the hat off after 2 minutes so I feel like less of a tosser.

[Adamski]

Will it be the clothes you think you'll be wearing in 3 years time or 1920's?

Going to be annoying having to explain which centuries decades you're talking about soon.

[SvN]

I didn't think of that. Maybe I'll just wear a shirt and jeans and say "I reckon I'll still have this outfit in a few years".

[Disco]

Just wear your own clothes that you bought while in your 20's.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

People who use acronyms but then say the last word. See ATM machine and PIN number as prime examples.

Always a good sign. I do have some extra respect for the cashiers that say 'enter your PIN' although I like to think I don't need to be told to do that either.

I'll go with the use of the word 'lad'.

[Jimmy Floyd]

A 1920s theme? I take it by that they mean New York gangsters, and not the women all having to wear bonnets?

[SvN]

"Gatsy, flappers and gangsters"

[ItalAussie]

I reckon anybody that takes celebrating a birthday (outside of the big'uns, I guess) seriously after 21 is a total loser. So many birthdays just seem like a big song and dance to make yourself seem well-liked, and they're almost always shit.
Yes, although 30 is fine. Also, there's nothing wrong with using it as an excuse to round up all your friends and go to the beach or the park for a BBQ. No cake, and you're still good. Cake is the difference.


As far as an actual answer goes, that sort of - I don't really know how to explain it properly - embracing of 'anxiety' and people making a big deal of calling themselves introverts as if actually just being a normal person who doesn't live their life like Sandman 2008 makes them special. See also: all of those memes and webcomics about adult responsibilities, and your apparently inability to cope with them. Shut up.Absolutely this. What's that? You are uncomfortable in large groups of people you don't know, but feel at your best with a small group of people you know and trust? That's literally the human condition. Stop pretending it makes you special.


People who are 'just' "telling it like it is" are the worst. Yep. Having asshole opinions doesn't make you a trail-blazing truth-speaker. It makes you an asshole.



- People who are way too much into beer, have a fucking Miller you bitch and shut up

My friend has a list of hobbies that should really be fun, but are ruined by (largely male) participants who just get way too into it. Craft beer, record-collecting, cycling, the gym. There's others, but you all know the type.

[Lewis]

When I saw the quote notification I was expecting a :rolleyes: and a mimsy whinge. How's about wiping my stupid warning points since you're not feeling yourself?

[Yevrah]

People that use the word 'sweaty'.

Parties are fine, but if it's fancy dress for anyone over the age of 10 then a long hard look at themselves is needed.

[Queenslander]

What's wrong with being a beer wanker?

[Bam]

i know a girl who called her 23rd (!) brithday party "prosecco princesses themed". All the girls had to wear tiaras. I'm probably worse for lolling at this for years but still being decent mates with her.

A bunch of 23 year old birds drunk on prosecco and dressed in tiaras and you lol at them. You're the bellend if you didn't go.

[ItalAussie]

What's wrong with being a beer wanker?

Judging people who aren't. Also, making it your entire life and the source of your self-identity.

[Queenslander]

In my bubble there tends to be more judgement coming from XXXX drinkers. Craft wankers tend to go about their business.

[Giggles]

In my bubble there tends to be more judgement coming from XXXX drinkers. Craft wankers tend to go about their business.

It's the opposite here. The full on crafties can't help themselves but comment when someone is drinking "macro piss, man". Handy call them a twat and get on with things though.

[Pen]

I don't get the fancy dress hate. Maybe I haven't been in enough of them to have seen the full scale of fuckwittery that seemingly goes on. (I think I've been to 2-3 during the 12 years of my adult life).

[Offshore Toon]

Fancy dress is for uninteresting people to appear interesting to each other for a night.

[Queenslander]

It's the opposite here. The full on crafties can't help themselves but comment when someone is drinking "macro piss, man". Handy call them a twat and get on with things though.

In Brisbane there is this Hipster trend to massively celebrate XXXX even giving it a nickname Mango.

[Bartholomert]

It's the opposite here. The full on crafties can't help themselves but comment when someone is drinking "macro piss, man". Handy call them a twat and get on with things though.

This. It's almost always some fukin lib too trying to overcompensate for his femininity.

[Giggles]

In Brisbane there is this Hipster trend to massively celebrate XXXX even giving it a nickname Mango.

What I was saying was more of a trait of people here than of the beer drinker. No matter what something is the mentality here is to go absolutely balls deep into it, proclaim all alternatives to be wrong, and scoff at anyone without the same levels of interest in it as you have.

[Queenslander]

Yeah fuck that. That would be coffee wankers down here which I have posted about before. Boring discussions about farm locations and soilquality and preferred processess. And the thousand different flavour notes and noughat mouth feel...

[Giggles]

Yeah fuck that. That would be coffee wankers down here which I have posted about before. Boring discussions about farm locations and soilquality and preferred processess. And the thousand different flavour notes and noughat mouth feel...

Oh God yeah, place is full of them too.

[ItalAussie]

Yeah fuck that. That would be coffee wankers down here which I have posted about before. Boring discussions about farm locations and soilquality and preferred processess. And the thousand different flavour notes and noughat mouth feel...

Yep. I absolutely love coffee, which is no secret. But that lot are almost enough to switch me to tea.

[Disco]

People that use the word 'sweaty'.

This seems like an odd one, unless there's another context I'm not aware of.

[Spikey M]

This seems like an odd one, unless there's another context I'm not aware of.

Well, there's 'Sweaty goal' in Fifa Youtube World (So yeah, Bellends), but you'd have thought that'd have been specified if he meant that, so fuck knows.

[Giggles]

What the fuck is a sweaty goal?

[Spikey M]

2 on 1 with the goalkeeper, pass it to the other player, tap in to the open goal.

https://youtu.be/eraKJUlOzio

[Kikó]

Does 4 X still exist in the UK?

[John Arne]

Well, there's 'Sweaty goal' in Fifa Youtube World (So yeah, Bellends), but you'd have thought that'd have been specified if he meant that, so fuck knows.

Sweaty as in chocolate, not perspiration. I think it's a north-west thing.

[phonics]

2 on 1 with the goalkeeper, pass it to the other player, tap in to the open goal.

https://youtu.be/eraKJUlOzio

This is referred to as a 'Jew goal' over here. The French ARE DEFINITELY NOT racist.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, I've heard jew goal. I've only heard sweaty in regards to nights out, which is normally used by bellends unless it really was a ridiculously sweaty night. Epic, sesh, messy, decent (pronounced: deeee-eeee-cent and used to describe anything ranging from okay to incredible) are all incredibly overused and stupid.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Any sort of earnest reviews of nights out are pretty awful, to be honest.

'I bet that was messy!'
'Mate...' *smiles and shakes head*

[Offshore Toon]

Any sort of earnest reviews of nights out are pretty awful, to be honest.

'I bet that was messy!'
'Mate...' *smiles and shakes head*
'Haha decent. What you get up to in the end?'
'Err... you know, went to this pub and it was alright, few beers, then got into some indie night but it was well busy.'
'Anything funny happen?'
'Nah, not really.'

[Offshore Toon]

'I don't remember much' is normally the cop-out for when somebody doesn't want to admit they had a shit night, but its quite obvious that a) nothing memorable happened and b) the night was so shit you had to drink too much.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Admittedly I'm not a huge drinker most of the time, but even when I have done I've never 'not remembered' anything. I'm convinced it's a myth.

[Offshore Toon]

For me it seems to only happen when I go to bed whilst really pissed. If I start to sober up a bit before sleeping I remember everything. It definitely isn't a myth, though.

[SvN]

Definitely not a myth. I struggle to remember details of the evening when I've been drinking all day. I'll know the rough outline, but won't have a clue about the specifics. Sometimes I'll have no memory of specific events that would've been memorable - e.g. one of my mates getting nutted, which happened a few years ago. Apparently I was right there when it happened and helped him afterwards.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Maybe I just have a great memory then.

[Offshore Toon]

You're just not drinking enough. Pick up a litre of vodka on the way home and get through it in three hours.

[-james-]

It's pretty rubbish waking up with a terrible hangover and only a vague idea of the events that caused it.

[Spikey M]

Admittedly I'm not a huge drinker most of the time, but even when I have done I've never 'not remembered' anything. I'm convinced it's a myth.

Not a myth. Memory loss coupled with the paranoia hangovers give me have given my friends some fun at my expense. I almost confessed to cheating on someone because my friends told me I had. I hadn't.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, its horrible. I haven't had it in a while, but in back in Jersey you get an incredible amount of fear because you definitely saw a lot of people you know and you almost certainly were a state.

I don't drink anywhere near as much over here because people don't drink as much as in Jersey (where SHOTS are done as part of a round). There's more to do here and there are plenty of places with good music so you don't need to drown out the shit memories.

[Ian]

I'm definitely a beer wanker but I don't judge others for not being (I'm not judging you for drinking Tennents because it's a mass-produced lager, it's because it's vile) and I don't wear a flat-cap or have a massive beard so I think I'm the right side of the line.


People who are 'just' "telling it like it is" are the worst. And everyone who's not from my generation is automatically shit.

I'd like people who "don't suffer fools gladly" to suffer a horrible disease, gladly or otherwise.

[phonics]

I think after being surrounded by Dutch/Swedish people for a long time you just get used to people 'telling it like it is'.

[Pepe]

"macro piss, man"

People actually say that? :sick:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm known irl for 'telling it like it is', or worse still 'haha I love how blunt you are'. No, I just talk using the correct words, you twat.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh, how could I forget. When you offer to buy someone a drink, ask what they'd like and they say 'surprise me'.

[Ian]

I think if they haven't even narrowed it down to a type of drink that's when etiquette demands that you glass them.

[Spikey M]

I'f buy them an Archers and lemondade. With an umberella.

[Giggles]

People actually say that? :sick:

So much. A barman chastised me a few months ago about how I "could out that poison inside my body" when I ordered a pint of Heineken too.

I will enjoy a 'craft' beer from time to time, and a beer enthusiast is ok if that's​ what they're in to (that's what I'd say Ian falls in to, like he said above), but there's a whole step up to beer wanker and this country is crawling with them.

[Offshore Toon]

Get them a pint of Blue Nun.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I think if they haven't even narrowed it down to a type of drink that's when etiquette demands that you glass them.

When it happened to me, I bought a pint of the local shitty dark ale (for a woman). I think she was secretly gutted, but couldn't complain as the surprise factor had indeed been activated.

[Adamski]

I guess we could also add in people who hate people for daring to not like something in its most basic form and also people who hate people tot having a passion/hobby/interest in anything in life.

[Giggles]

#seething.

There's a difference between having an interest (or passion :sick:) and shoving it in everyone's face.

[Adamski]

What am I seething about?

[Kikó]

Vodka and red bull is the thing that always broke my memory. It's deadly.

[phonics]

Long Island Ice Tea here, 1 of those turns into 2 and then I wake up in my bed with no memory of how/when I got home.

[Offshore Toon]

The only time I've woken up in a random place was after taking way too much mandy. Luckily it was at Glastonbury, but I managed to lose my backpack and my shirt. It was a very long walk back to camp.

[Giggles]

I've woken up on lawns and beaches, and I remember my mother having to open the door to 4 lads carrying me from the back of a car to the bed once. It was always excess rather than a particular drink though. More recently I remember going to the pub one day and waking up in bed with no idea of how I got there, still to this day. There were 3 traffic cones in the kitchen and no way I'd have been able to carry them. He was giving out free drink though.

[Lewis]

I'm known irl for 'telling it like it is', or worse still 'haha I love how blunt you are'. No, I just talk using the correct words, you twat.

I think it's a matter of consistency. If you're always direct and insensitive then you can get away with it, but people who TELL IT LIKE IT IS inevitably pick their moments (which I would have thought reduced the impact of you doing so, thereby undermining the point).

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've woken up on lawns and beaches, and I remember my mother having to open the door to 4 lads carrying me from the back of a car to the bed once. It was always excess rather than a particular drink though. More recently I remember going to the pub one day and waking up in bed with no idea of how I got there, still to this day. There were 3 traffic cones in the kitchen and no way I'd have been able to carry them. He was giving out free drink though.

Grand craic though.

[Giggles]

Grand craic though.

Exactly. Not a bit of harm done.

(Those two words are frequently used, but never together btw).

[Disco]

Long Island Ice Tea here, 1 of those turns into 2 and then I wake up in my bed with no memory of how/when I got home.

Those have done for me once or twice, it's a big delicious drink that's basically all booze, one is fine but if I have two they just end up ganging up on me a hour or so later.

[Lewis]

I did two of those in in Wetherspoons a few weeks ago and they aren't that bad.

[Pepe]

I have 200 proof alcohol here in the lab, who wants in?

[Disco]

I did two of those in in Wetherspoons a few weeks ago and they aren't that bad.

Because they're about as authentic as you'd expect.

[Kikó]

Long island ice tea in a weatherspoons? Pointless.

[SvN]

If pints are under £6 it's pointless.

[Lewis]

Because they're about as authentic as you'd expect.

You're better than this.

[Disco]

I cringed a little while typing it but it's true. I tell it like it is you know.

[Bartholomert]

I once woke up in another fraternities basement, no recollection of how I got there, and once woke up leaning up against a sororities steps leading up to their house, outside on their lawn. Pretty dark times. Otherwise I generally wake up in my bed.

[Magic]

Does anyone remember long vodkas? Fukk me.

[Magic]

I have 200 proof alcohol here in the lab, who wants in?


I would have a tipple.

Simply perfect. :D

[Boydy]

I did two of those in in Wetherspoons a few weeks ago and they aren't that bad.

Have you been drinking again then?

[Giggles]

Have you been drinking again then?

I'd hazard a strong guess from his post that he was drinking Long Island Ice Teas in Wetherspoons as a yes.

Just a hunch.

[Boydy]

I'd hazard a strong guess from his post that he was drinking Long Island Ice Teas in Wetherspoons as a yes.

Just a hunch.

Yeah but he never used to drink and then he posted a while ago that he let his mates get him drunk as he was bored. He said he wasn't all that fussed on it but I'm wondering if he's been drinking again since then or this was the same time.

[Raoul Duke]

Is this an intervention?

[The Merse]

oh and the pseudo-greb, Klebold and Harris looking twats on my train on Saturday night. White lad with dreadlocks and shit tattoos and a leather jacket, fat nerdy looking white lad with a leather jacket and a white lad with sunglasses, a bandana and a leather jacket who just stood there quietly looking surly. There was one girl with them (fat and pink hair, natch) that they spent the entire journey painfully flirting with. All the blokes had the voice of Moss from the IT crowd, and they spoke loudly about download festival and things that were "epic", loudly enough that they were obviously trying to impress the rest of us. They must have all been in their 30s as well.

KILL

:gs:

Tbf I don't jam with the fatties though. Oh and I have better festival taste than Download. But err, otherwise...

[Lewis]

My friend bought them ('Two for ten pounds!'), and quickly went off it, so I drank them because they were alright in a 'What's the point?' sort of way.

[Disco]

Slippery slope from there.

[Offshore Toon]

I reckon Lewis would make a great drunk, like a rich nonce in the 18th century that has nothing to do but drink and write. The only person I can think of that might be up for funding it is Saint.

[Lewis]

My tolerance tho.

[Boydy]

Is this an intervention?
Nah, it's because I was also thinking this:


I reckon Lewis would make a great drunk

[Spikey M]

Time for a whip around?

[Dquincy]

Every single person who uses social media as a means of personal attention seeking.

[Lewis]

With the cryptic messages phrased to make you ask questions?

[Raoul Duke]

U ok hun? xx

[Lewis]

I'll message you. :(