April Fools

[Offshore Toon]

Worst 'day' of the year?

[Lewis]

Halloween.

[Danny]

There is a bird a work who is preggers. We toyed with the idea of cleaning out a mayo jar, replacing it with something similar in colour/texture and having her eat spoonfuls of it during the day to see what anyone said.

Edit: agree with Lewis Halloween worse. NYE is the pits too

[Baz]

It's not really still a thing.

[Shindig]

At school, a lad brought in some itching powder and dumped it on my hand. Naturally, as he was doing this I made sure he got the damage as well. I don't think it worked well enough to remember. Serves the bastard right.

[Spammer]

I remember when my childminder told me there was a fox down the garden. There wasn't though.

[Giggles]

Yeah Lewis has it nailed. This is a close second though.

[Smiffy]

April Fools, Valentines, Christmas, Birthday's, Halloween, St Patricks Day and so on and so on. They are all amount to the square root of fuck all.

[Alex]

Halloween.

Correct.

[Jimmy Floyd]

April Fools would be good if people actually attempted to deceive you subtly, rather than just making up shit.

[Kikó]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/01/by-georgio-osborne-takes-new-job-as-fashion-designer?CMP=share_btn_fb

[Giggles]

I just watched the Project Binky lads welding a mug and I'm ashamed to say it took me til halfway through to cop what was going on.

[Spoonsky]

Halloween.

In Macedonia they treat April 1st like Halloween, all the kids dressed up (and all the adults on the night out). I think someone pulled an April fool's joke on Macedonia.