Jeans

[Manc]

Slim, stretch slim, skinny, extreme skinny spray on, raw, tapered, cropped, wide leg.

All these options and I still can't find a pair that fits waist to ankle.

Where are we shopping for jeans?

[Spammer]

I went to Topman last time I bought some. They've got about 4 varieties. I went up to the bloke and asked him which variety was just normal jeans and he didn't have a clue what I was on about.

I can't remember what I got. All I know is that skinny jeans are for cunts.

[Giggles]

Haven't worn a pair in years.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The trick is to wear two at the same time.

[P_3]

What do you wear? Trackies?

My thighs are too thick to look good in skinny jeans, therefore I'm pretty much the only guy in Essex who buys and wears boot cut regular jeans.

[Spikey M]

I just go in Next and buy the pair that look the least bent.

[Offshore Toon]

I tend to buy online, which does backfire now and then because finding comfortable jeans isn't an easy task for me. I've got ridiculously muscular legs and a fat arse/everything.

I've got a pair of 34s about that were bought for some reason. They will never, ever, ever fit me. Even if i got down to 5% body fat they'd be incredibly tight. Should probably give 'em to a homeless bloke or something.

[Pepe]

Never liked them. Refused to wear them as a kid.Then eventually I caved in as they are the standard trousers. Now I am liberated again and no longer wear them. Don't think I'll go back.

[Manc]

Pepe definitely dons chinos. :sick:

[Spikey M]

Pepe definitely dons chinos. :sick:

Cords. Cords with a vest top over a short sleeved shirt. :nodd:

[Mike]

Levi 511's

[Magic]

I just go in Next and buy the pair that look the least bent.

Same. Our lives are over.