Do you piss on the toilet seat?

[Offshore Toon]

Basically, are you one of the scum of society that pisses on toilet seats? People that do it in their own place of living (the Chinese) must be proper scums, then you have people that do it in homes of which they are a guest which is perhaps worse, then of course there's the public toilet offenders where the first offender is a scum but anybody after that can't really be blamed for not wanting to touch the toilet seat.

Poll is not public as I'd like to get a proper idea of what kind of social issue exists here.

[Baz]

I don't understand why you'd leave it down.

I use a lot of toilets with those raised seats for disabled/old people, so have got quite flawless at pissing through narrow gaps. And even if I did get some on the seat/floor/wherever, I'd wipe it off before leaving the scene.

[Magic]

I lift the seat with my foot so my hand doesn't touch it, only in unisex or unknown toilets. I have a daughter so just envisage a little girl going to take a piss on a piss ridden seat. Disgusting.

[Manc]

Urinal life.

Only sociopath use cubicles.

[Giggles]

Urinal life.

Only sociopath use cubicles.

Yes cubicles are the only places there are toilets with seats.

[Offshore Toon]

Urinal life.

Only sociopath use cubicles.
Much to my shame I generally dodge urinals. I don't know at what stage of my life exactly the shyness developed (between 16 and 20) but it did and there have been too many occasions where I just couldn't piss so I tend not to bother with it anymore. I know its relatively common, so might look up why it happens 'cause its crap.

But in people's homes do you piss on the seat?

[phonics]

I follow Offy around and piss on every toilet seat before he goes in there.

[Offshore Toon]

Surely its me following you around then?

[phonics]

What came first, the Chicken or the piss stained toilet seat?

[Offshore Toon]

Nice.

A quick Google suggests doing working out a maths problem helps you to piss. I'll give that a shot.

[Manc]

But in people's homes do you piss on the seat?

I piss in the sink.

[phonics]

That maths thing sounds like some proper reddit/lifeprotips thing. Just embrace being a beta Offshore.

[Offshore Toon]

I piss in the sink.
Fair enough. I've done the same at times. Very comfortable height.

That maths thing sounds like some proper reddit/lifeprotips thing. Just embrace being a beta Offshore.
I have embraced the shyness. I'm open about it, but just don't understand why it happened.

[Manc]

Small cock?

[Shindig]

I piss on my own seat because the seat never stays up for some reason.

[Kikó]

Those who don't wipe are scum. Understand you can miss but clean up after yourself ffs.

[Byron]

Fair enough. I've done the same at times. Very comfortable height.

I have embraced the shyness. I'm open about it, but just don't understand why it happened.

I'm in the same boat as you, for that reason I only use cubicles. Plus I can get 10 minutes on the phone so that's a bonus.

[Disco]

This is all just a pre-show, wait until Magic gets here with his really fucked up public pissing habits.

[bruhnaldo]

People who piss on the seat but just leave it are fucking scumbags. Worse are the ones who pull up on their proverbial joystick too early and dribble on the ground in front of the seat. Happens all the time at my job and I work at a hospital. You'd imagine nurses and doctors and the like would be a bit more about cleanliness.

So now before I bomb the toilet I gotta wipe the ground and the seat off or else risk having piss on my pants. Bunch of cunts, man.

[niko_cee]

I think the dribbling thing is somewhat age related, but yeah, even if you do manage to miss, just fucking wipe it up.

[Magic]

Wiping the ground. :D

[Lewis]

I was in a pub yesterday (not even a gay one), and what must have been the campest man in Hull was standing outside the toilets pointing them out and offering a 'helping hand'. Everyone was just ignoring him, so I told him I was having a poo (I wasn't really) and he pulled a right face. Anyway, in the same toilets I saw somebody using the urinal and holding his pint at the same time. Why?

[SvN]

We had a guy at work that would piss everywhere, all over the seat and floor. With an office of 12, it was pretty easy to work out who it was. I sent a few group emails to all males in the office saying it wasn't on, but it carried on. I ended up having to have a 1 on 1 meeting with him about it, which is up there with the most awkward 5 minutes of my life.

[Magic]

Did you sack him? There was a stinky chinky in my old work who credit to him tried to mask his vile oriental pits with industrial amounts of Lynx but it didn't work and made everyone feel ill so part of his 6 monthly KPI was to improve his hygiene. :D

[bruhnaldo]

Wiping the ground. :D

I mean I can hardly leave a puddle of piss on the ground when I'm dropping trou can I ?

[bruhnaldo]

Jesus at having a work review and "clean yourself up you smell a bit shit" being on the agenda.

I wouldn't come back I reckon.

[Giggles]

If you can't aim your mickey then sit and piss.

[SvN]

Did you sack him? There was a stinky chinky in my old work who credit to him tried to mask his vile oriental pits with industrial amounts of Lynx but it didn't work and made everyone feel ill so part of his 6 monthly KPI was to improve his hygiene. :D

He was sacked about 3 months later just for being shit in general. He denied it was him pretty strongly, but it coincidentally never happened again after that.

[Magic]

Maybe there are actual reasons other than being a disgusting cunt for bad aim like deformed willy or some other shit?

[bruhnaldo]

If your dick is deranged have a seat when you piss.

Or have a wipe after. No excuse man.

[Boydy]

I mean I can hardly leave a puddle of piss on the ground when I'm dropping trou can I ?

I'm with you. I've had to wipe little puddles off the ground before when I need a dump.

[Giggles]

Hang your kecks on the inside of the door. Problem solved.

Though the next person will think the piss is yours then.

[Boydy]

But you'd have to take your shoes off to get your trousers off and then you'd be standing on the pissy floor in your socks.

[Smiffy]

https://s23.postimg.org/4xmsuhevv/How_men_pee_in_public_bathrooms_7214a6_5544927.gif

Pretty much me. Weak bladder means it comes on almost instantly too so I find I'm performing a ballet sequence en route to the bathroom.

[Baz]

This is better:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/8553/files/mzh3ZJB_large.gif

Gets me everytime. :roflol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm with you. I've had to wipe little puddles off the ground before when I need a dump.

Yep.

If you happen to miss, clean it up.

[Spikey M]

I imagine 'the campest man in Hull' to be some bloke that wears a belt.

[Boydy]

There's quite often shit stains on the seat in the toilets in work. One of them had it this morning. How the fuck do people manage that?

[Giggles]

There's quite often shit stains on the seat in the toilets in work. One of them had it this morning. How the fuck do people manage that?

Monday is prime time for that. Arsehole explosion after the beer.

[Jimmy Floyd]

With all these things, you can do what you like in the toilet for all I care - ejaculate into the hand dryer if you must - as long as the next person finds no trace. Why wouldn't you clear up?

[Adamski]

Why are people peeing with the seat down anyway?

[Mazuuurk]

Why are people peeing with the seat down anyway?

Someone with germophobia in the first place, and then it's a vicious spiral from there I imagine.