2017 January Transfer Window

[Amigo]

Lars Lagerbäck's the next coach of Norway. Fucking hell.

[Baz]

Ivanovic has gone to Zenit? Was wondering what happened to him.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He scored a farewell goal the other day against whoever it was we smited in the Football Association Challenge Cup.

Was a god for some time and then became a lump about two years ago.

[niko_cee]

He seemed to get old very quickly, but then that's because I thought he was about 5 years younger than he is.

[Mazuuurk]

Lars Lagerbäck's the next coach of Norway. Fucking hell.

Starting to become very clear what his bucket-list looks like.

[Jimmy Floyd]

To have a moody 12 part psychodrama series made about him?

[Lewis]

Twitter sez that United have 'an agreement in principle' to sign that French manlet. I thought you could only get away with those blatantly tapped-up transfers if you were Barcelona or Real Madrid, so this is an obvious step in the right direction.

[Lewis]

Are United due a new kit next year? Asking for Penaldo.

[Pen]

I have an agreement in principle to get one with 'Greazy 7' as soon as the new transfer and kit are made official.

[Adamski]

Oh great, as if Mahow couldn't become any more irritating we can now look forward to reading 'Greasy Man :cool:' in addition to Tony Martial & Micky Targaryen.

[John]

He could go full Waffelz and start calling him 'Bae' so if all we get is 'Greasy Man' think yourself lucky.

[Gray Fox]

What we need is another hashtag to get trending.

[John]

#stunning

[Waffdon]

Frank Lampard was right Bae material. What a player.

[Jimmy Floyd]

For some reason Sir Henry Winter's valedictory tweet to his career seemed poignant. Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, all gone; Rooney and Terry heading for the exit door. Must the man subsist for the next decade on flattering colour pieces with Eric Dier? There's so little to work with.

[Lewis]

Remember when he donned James O'Brien? Legend.

[randomlegend]

what we need is another hashtag to get trending.

#GRIE7MANUTD

Allcaps please.

[Giggles]

For some reason Sir Henry Winter's valedictory tweet to his career seemed poignant. Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, all gone; Rooney and Terry heading for the exit door. Must the man subsist for the next decade on flattering colour pieces with Eric Dier? There's so little to work with.

Fingers crossed it means he packs it up too.

[Reg]

I recently got around to watching that Neville episode of Sunday Supplement and Henry Winter seemed like a completely joyless man. I can't imagine him laughing.

[Gray Fox]

Hakan Calhanoglu just got banned for 4 months for breaching a contract back in 2011. Good to see such a speedy resolution.

[randomlegend]

It's pretty bullshit that the club he plays for now who had nothing to do with it are the ones bearing the brunt of the punishment.

[Baz]

That's even worse than Andre Gray (https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/23/andre-gray-charged-misconduct-homophobic-tweets).

[Giggles]

I thought Berahino was just on a mini strike.

[niko_cee]

It's pretty bullshit that the club he plays for now who had nothing to do with it are the ones bearing the brunt of the punishment.

It's the player who gets the punishment, not the club.

Or at least that's how the Suarez argument ran.

[Giggles]

You'd never have thought it though.

[niko_cee]

Aye, the Catalans were seething.

[Lewis]

Corporate Jose being shifty earlier has turned into Wayne Rooney packing his chopsticks and learning how to loiter near stairs.

[Raoul Duke]

To be fair, Mourinho's long-game of edging Rooney out the door is being played pretty well

[Giggles]

Justin Hoyte is on a weeks trial with Bray Wanderers. What the fuck happened him, he's still only 32.

[Adamski]

Couldn't handle life in Gavins shadow.

[John Arne]

Bastian Schweinsteiger has joined Chicago Fire for $4.5m.

[Giggles]

Thefuck?

https://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/liverpool-preparing-three-year-contract-offer-manchester-united-midfielder-marouane-fellaini-156285

[Ian]

Former Everton and United, so he's got the popularity contest nailed down already.