Escorts

[Manc]

£90 for an hour seems like a good bang for your buck.

I'm sure we can get some stories out of this.

[Magic]

Fuck that could probably get a Mondeo for less.

[randomlegend]

That's so rubbish but I had a proper little chuckle over it.

[Disco]

It's crap, but exactly what we were all thinking.

[John]

In Portugal for a football trip years ago one of my cousin's mates resolved on day one that whatever currency he had left on the last day was going on hookers. Presumably spent less than he'd expected to because when the last day came he had enough for three of them at once. Had one of them riding him, one sitting on his face (yes, revolting), and didn't know what the third should do, so he got her to jump up and down on the bed, clap her hands, and shout his name, like a little personal cheerleader.

[Giggles]

The Focus was such a step up.

[Dquincy]

Brass in Amsterdam was 50 euros when I was there years ago. Not sure what they charge now tho.

[Disco]

Who remembers the Probe, my god that was shit.

[Spikey M]

My mate claims to know someone (obviously bullshit) with a scat fetish who used to drop off a bag of peanuts to a prosie the day before he wanted her. He'd then turn up and eat her shit off a plate whilst she sucked him off.

As I said, clearly made up but it's interesting how dark a made up story he invented. Probably something for a therapist some day.

[Lewis]

The Probe was from their American division, unlike every decent Ford ever which has come from Europe (Mustangs are rubbish), so it was basically what Americans thought European cars were.

[Magic]

My mate claims to know someone (obviously bullshit) with a scat fetish who used to drop off a bag of peanuts to a prosie the day before he wanted her. He'd then turn up and eat her shit off a plate whilst she sucked him off.

As I said, clearly made up but it's interesting how dark a made up story he invented. Probably something for a therapist some day.

Given the content on heavy-r recently I'd say it's probably true.

[Spammer]

Cant say I've ever paid for anything. I got chatting to a hooer in The Philippines but I had no intention of sleeping with her. Didn't feel comfortable with the idea. I gave her money as i think she was under the impression she had a sale and we were chatting for quite a while, but yeah.

I sometimes wonder if I should have just taken her home. She was absolutely fucking stunning. I think it would've just felt weird though for me.

[Adamski]

So you paid a hooker to talk to you?

[Manc]

Mugging off blokes worldwide. Hammer. :cool:

[Spammer]

So you paid a hooker to talk to you?

I got that for free. I talked to her for quite a while though while she could have been chatting to someone else and getting some action. This was in a strip club btw, not just randomly on the street, and she would have had a lot of attention from others if she wasnt chatting to someone already. She told me a bit about her life though and with me not taking her home I wanted to give her some money for her time. I have it directly to her too, not to the barman who would have taken a cut.

Edit: Also it was The Philippines so to take her back to the hotel for the night was about 15 quid. Not a vast amount to be giving to someone really, at least not by our money. I think it was quite a lot for her though.

[Dquincy]

My mate's mate was a male escort.

He use to be taken out on dates by wealthy, often older, women. He didn't have to sleep with them, but he often did. They paid out more if he shagged them.

[Spikey M]

There's no amount of money that could make me spend my time with a load of bitter old divorcees if an angry fuck wasn't on the table.

[Spammer]

My mate's mate was a male escort.

He use to be taken out on dates by wealthy, often older, women. He didn't have to sleep with them, but he often did. They paid out more if he shagged them.

How did he get into that then?

;)

[Dquincy]

How did he get into that then?

;)

Ha, can't remember as it was a good few years ago. But i still see my mate so will ask him for you...

[Smiffy]

Typing male escorts into Google seems a good start but I don't think I could freely give up extras in the hope for a few extra dollar. Not unless it's a Sarah J Parker in her prime or something at least.

[Disco]

Have I read that right? You'd only want to sleep with them if they were annoying and had a face that looked like a foot?

[Spammer]

I prefer the one that turned Jewish when she got with the bald guy. Can't remember her name. She was hot though.

[Disco]

Was there a ginger one?

[igor_balis]

http://www.gentlemen4hire.com/TO2772

http://www.gentlemen4hire.com/profileimg/TO2772-image1.png

:drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's rocking that Tux like a beast.

[Manc]

He needs a picture of the car.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.gentlemen4hire.com/ST6234

http://www.gentlemen4hire.com/ST6234-image2.jpeg

Amazing.

[Disco]

Isn't this that guy off Big Brother?

http://i.imgur.com/Bh4ruM8.png

[Bam]

Cant say I've ever paid for anything. I got chatting to a hooer in The Philippines but I had no intention of sleeping with her. Didn't feel comfortable with the idea. I gave her money as i think she was under the impression she had a sale and we were chatting for quite a while, but yeah.

I sometimes wonder if I should have just taken her home. She was absolutely fucking stunning. I think it would've just felt weird though for me.

Fucking hell, especially the bolded bit. :|

[Boydy]

You're shocked that someone might not feel comfortable about paying for sex?

[Bam]

Yeah when they'll just about fuck anything that moves I am.

[Spammer]

Yeah when they'll just about fuck anything that moves I am.

Do I fuck anything that moves though? :sick:

There's a difference between playing about with someone who is keen and with someone who just wants to be paid. That's not hard to understand.

[Giggles]

:D

Get up on the crack of dawn, would Hammer.

[Disco]

Yeah that's not the vibe I get frm Hammer at all.

[Giggles]

I know, but I love the image Bam seems to have of him.

[Bam]

Typical Yorkshire man, doesn't like parting with his money.

[Boydy]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03561/loadsamoneyxxx_3561517c.jpg

[Spammer]

But I did part with my money, without even shagging her!

Hang on.

Aww :(

[Manc]

Sucking off blokes for free. :drool:

[Bam]

Sucking off blokes for free. :drool:

No, he goes by the Turkish rules. Giving isn't gay.:henn0rz:

[Kikó]

You tell him Bam :lol:

[Giggles]

I think he's just trying to prove he's a MAN. I'm all in on the protest too much theory.

[Magic]

I think Hammer had a go at him one time (he never does this to anyone so it shows how much of a spaz Baz is) and now Baz is hell bent on revenge.

[Kikó]

Baz isn't Bam.

[Magic]

:uhoh:

[Baz]

I think Hammer had a go at him one time (he never does this to anyone so it shows how much of a spaz Baz is) and now Baz is hell bent on revenge.I'm the spaz?

[Giggles]

Hi Bamz.

[Magic]

I'm the spaz?

I was sticking up for you.

[Spammer]

Dunno if ive ever had a reason to have a dig at him. The prevailing memory I have of him is a picture of him with a random ugly woman sticking her middle finger up. It made me lol.

[mugbull]

Honestly i'd hate to be Hammer on this board. Hes become a caricature of himself through no fault of his own just because people are too Victorian to entertain a diversity of life perspectives. When the crowd converge to a Jimmy Floyd asymptote it gets stuffy for sure

[Jimmy Floyd]

What do you reckon my thoughts are on this subject, mokkers?

[Disco]

Does he get a lot of actual stick for it though? There's always plenty of interest because it's relatively uncommon to come across (fnarr) someone with his proclivities but the lol-bantz are pretty lighthearted.

Do you feel persecuted Hammer?

[mugbull]

It's not stick so much as every conversation defaults to that either because people aren't able to have real 2-way conversations, or because they think they're being hilarious. Its like when you meet a new friend and u have a pretty good time and then every time you see them from that point on the conversation just veers towards them discussing the previous fun time you had together. Like who cares.

[mugbull]

What do you reckon my thoughts are on this subject, mokkers?

GS wouldve been a better example, but judging by your inability to adapt to a rapidly modernizing world id guess youre probably mostly confused abt the matter and, if your tongue was forced, somewhat patronizing about it as well

[Jimmy Floyd]

Those Victorians of yours were part of a 'rapidly modernising world', bless their cotton socks. It was harder to be true to yourself in those days, though. For that I thank my lucky stars.

[Spoonsky]

Isn't this that guy off Big Brother?

http://i.imgur.com/Bh4ruM8.png

Christian Benteke.

[bruhnaldo]

I come to this website every single day and I never know what any of you are talking about.

[Spoonsky]

I come to this website every single day and I never know what any of you are talking about.

:D

I empathize with this a lot to be honest.

[Dquincy]

I third Bru's comments.

[Giggles]

I don't know why Bruh's post made me lol but it did. Have some reputation.

[Spammer]

Does he get a lot of actual stick for it though? There's always plenty of interest because it's relatively uncommon to come across (fnarr) someone with his proclivities but the lol-bantz are pretty lighthearted.

Do you feel persecuted Hammer?

Not particularly, although I do weigh up whether or not to say stuff as it's obviously going to be the butt of light-hearted jokes, with the odd person on the one hand taking a genuine interest and asking about it and the odd person acting like a fanny.


It's not stick so much as every conversation defaults to that either because people aren't able to have real 2-way conversations, or because they think they're being hilarious. Its like when you meet a new friend and u have a pretty good time and then every time you see them from that point on the conversation just veers towards them discussing the previous fun time you had together. Like who cares.

That's a decent view of it, and I'd agree. The main reason I want to mention any of it though is precisely because I don't think the things I'm drawn towards are rare or 'weird' at all, and I'm convinced that a lot of people out there (/on here) have some 'weird' shit in their locker too that they're keeping under wraps. Maybe it bubbles up at 3am when you're having a wank and is buried straight afterwards - whatever. It might be stuff that they've never dared explore but it's there all the same, in their head. If talking about it openly helps to 'normalise' it for a few people then that's a good thing, if you ask me.

And people's attitudes are changing, too. Even in here in the last year it's been noticeable. A long way to go though, but it's a dream.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/media.wbur.org/wordpress/11/files/2013/01/0121_mlk-jr-624x464.jpg

[John Arne]

400,000đ for a no questions asked blow job here, with some touch feely allowed. That's about 14 quid.
You're looking at anywhere between 600,000-2,000,000 for the full package.

[Demerit]

Cant say I've ever paid for anything. I got chatting to a hooer in The Philippines but I had no intention of sleeping with her. Didn't feel comfortable with the idea. I gave her money as i think she was under the impression she had a sale and we were chatting for quite a while, but yeah.

I sometimes wonder if I should have just taken her home. She was absolutely fucking stunning. I think it would've just felt weird though for me.

Hammer the fucking baller.

Chop money bitches