The Weather Thread (Sponsored by the Autumn Equinox 2015)

[Lewis]

:lol:

[Waffdon]

I’ve started peeling like a twat today. I don’t think that’s ever happened before. It’s fucking horrendous.

Lovely tan though.

[Spikey M]

We've been decorating today too.

[Baz]

You call stripping your walls, peeling?

[Spikey M]

Peeling like a twat to be precise.

[Shindig]

Looks like Wednesday's good for rain. The sun's mint but it's a bugger when you're indoors.

[Manc]

Get outside then you wet cunt.

[Giggles]

Need some rain soon. I’m broke buying beer.

[Shindig]

Get outside then you wet cunt.

Not when I'm working. I've got a whole week to bask in it anyway.

[Foe]

Wore a cap on Friday. It was warmer than anticipated.

I now have a Jim furyk tan* line.

Tan in this instance describing a fetching shade of red.

[Don]

Biblical hail and thunder just now. Allah is cleansing the streets of COVID and ethnics. Judgement day is close.

[Shindig]

Going to the shops today saw about 4 rain showers interrupted by really nice sunshine.

[Kikó]

The weather is belting. Thunder and lightning galore.

[Don]

Yeah, I headed out just as it began and embraced it for almost a constant 2.5 hours. Must have looked like I was having a meltdown after having had to take off my top but I look forward to the same tomorrow.

[Giggles]

Yeah, I headed out just as it began and embraced it for almost a constant 2.5 hours. Must have looked like I was having a meltdown after having had to take off my top but I look forward to the same tomorrow.

Got every 6 year old off to bed early anyway.

[Boydy]

Aren't you in perpetual meltdown?

[Don]

Listen, lads, form an orderly queue and I'll deal with you individually.

Giggles, I can't make sense of that so just have a 'suck your nan'.

Boydy, also suck your nan. Nah, don't, that ones just for comedic effect. Your point is valid, yeah.

[John]

It's been disgustingly humid here for a couple of days now so hopefully we've got some lightning to come too.

[Spikey M]

All the storms form over our heads but move inland to provide their relief. It's as muggy an Don's Mans down here.

[Don]

Treasure that opening sentence for when you start your poetry anthology, it's truly beautiful.

[Spikey M]

:D it is.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There's been some proper thunder today, it's glorious.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's been hammering it down here pretty much the whole day.

[Disco]

Hardly any proper storms for us, a couple of rumbles yesterday but just shitty rain today.

[Jimmy Floyd]

On Monday I think it was, I was driving home from work and there was briefly some rain which was by far the heaviest I have ever experienced. Instant flash flood on the road from dry, had to put the lights on and drop to about 15mph because of visibility and the sheer force of it. Only lasted 5-10 minutes. Totally bizarre.

[Disco]

Same here but on Friday afternoon.

[Spikey M]

Seriously need a storm here. France currently firing up.

Offshore's about to get a pasting.

https://www.lightningmaps.org

[Lewis]

The dog is on his arse. We had to go and get him a fan.

[niko_cee]

I can see whatever Jersey has been getting, and can hear the distant rumbling, but it looks like it's missing us. :(

[Spikey M]

The wind is meant to change to a South Westerly later, so you might. It depends how long it all lasts and if it's all past you.

[Spikey M]

35 degrees in my boys room according to the baby monitor. I've no idea how hot it is in here, but we're at the front of the house with the sun still pouring in so it must be hotter than that.

Storm you slag.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's horrible.

[Don]

That fucking storm has ruined my plans for a London piss-up on Saturday ffs. Lidl's £12 fan is smashing it in the daytime but I'm not sleeping with that thing on in the background, should have got one with a sleep timer.

[CJay]

That fucking storm has ruined my plans for a London piss-up on Saturday ffs. Lidl's £12 fan is smashing it in the daytime but I'm not sleeping with that thing on in the background, should have got one with a sleep timer.

Get a smart plug.

[mugbull]

That fucking storm has ruined my plans for a London piss-up on Saturday ffs. Lidl's £12 fan is smashing it in the daytime but I'm not sleeping with that thing on in the background, should have got one with a sleep timer.

Are you Korean or something?

[Disco]

He means the noise not that it's going to kill him.

[Don]

Get a smart plug.

You sir, are a don.

[niko_cee]

The wind is meant to change to a South Westerly later, so you might. It depends how long it all lasts and if it's all past you.

Never happened. Saw (and heard) it go past.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Looking at the radar, you Essex punks seem to have had a glorious storm which missed Surrey by a hair and now it's still humid before 7am and I want to hurt someone.

[Spikey M]

We have indeed. :huhu:

[Spikey M]

That said, it's still 20c and muggy as fuck. It's meant to get up to 28c and thunder it's bollocks off until midday. Making it 100% humidity is going to make it worse if anything.

Thunder and Lightning is cool, but I'd appreciate some fresher air from it.

[Ian]

Yeah this weather can fuck right off. Humid, dark, wet.

[Giggles]

Loads of rain last night but not one bit of lightning. 19 driving to work this morning at 7 :moop:

[Shindig]

Our thunder's supposed to hit at 5pm. Glad I'm not in the office when it hits.

[Manc]

The storm has arrived in Yorkshire. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Storm was meant to arrive at noon.

[Spikey M]

It's fucking disgusting here. Fan's doing fuck all. As am I.

[Giggles]

It’s fucking rank. I’ll need a spatula to dislodge my sack from my leg.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm heading to the golf course after work. Wearing a black shirt which is probably in the top five life decisions I've ever made.

[Spikey M]

Rip

[Manc]

Looks to be finished. Weak effort imo.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Still waiting here.

[Shindig]

It's all over the Pennines at the minute. Sky's getting darker so it might start kicking off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Painting a bathroom with a small window in 30c heat is pretty shit.

[Manc]

Even shitter with a shit hand.

[Shindig]

He's using a roller.

[Giggles]

The trick there is never paint anything. There are professionals for things like that.

[Spikey M]

Oh the Slavs are alright now are they?

[Giggles]

Oh the Slavs are alright now are they?

I wouldn’t have one past the front door.

[igor_balis]

Just shat out the fish and chips from lunch and the bathroom is like a fishy pooey sauna. Housemate was planning to do cleaning work in there, as we move out imminently. I might advise just condemning the fucker.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It has finally started raining here.

[Shindig]

Just a shower for us. :(

[Jimmy Floyd]

I came home to my west-facing flat at 10pm and inside you could boil an egg in the air. Utter joke.

[Don]

I came home to my west-facing flat at 10pm and inside you could boil an egg in the air. Utter joke.

Ditto to this. I'm opening windows I didn't know existed and trialling the fan in various places to get some airflow going because it's not too bad outside but it's not working a great deal. Fucking modern insulation.

[John]

You should all go to ASDA and get a 'Chillmax' fan, if they still have them. The air filter can be removed and frozen, and when you turn it on after having done that the relief is provides is incredible. The filter doesn't stay frozen for long in this heat, but it only costs about twenty quid so it's well worth the money.

[Shindig]

Downpour. Here comes some sweet localised flooding.

[Giggles]

Mad downpours here just stopping and starting every few minutes.

[mugbull]

I'm heading to the golf course after work. Wearing a black shirt which is probably in the top five life decisions I've ever made.

I was getting ready to roast you for thinking black keeps you cool with all this science about light reflectivity, but as I was verifying my opinions I found that you are right. Huh. The more you know

[Spikey M]

........

[niko_cee]

I assumed it was so as not to show colossal sweat patches.

[Foe]

21c here which is Scotland’s version of tropical.

Definitely warmer in the highlands than Aberdeen.

[mugbull]

I assumed it was so as not to show colossal sweat patches.

Probably, but if you’re getting sweat patches from playing golf...

[niko_cee]

I think you get sweat patches from being out in 33 degrees or whatever it was in Jimmy's neck of the woods then, regardless of what you are doing.

Weather's weird as fuck here today. Hot, raining, sunny, needs to make its mind up.

[mugbull]

Your country needs to invest in tank tops, especially now that the world is becoming more of a fireball every year

[Manc]

What a way to come out of the closet.

[phonics]

Just went from a sunny 32 degrees to a hailstorm in less than 10 minutes.

[Don]

Thursday is turning into a nice starter before Friday's peak heatwave. I've just gone to book it off work and realised I've lost 1 day's A/L that we get due to Queen's bday cause I missed the deadline to book. Sickening.

Edit: They only went and extended the deadline due to COVID :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm fucking melting.

[Disco]

Topped 40 on the downhill bit of my ride today and the wind still felt warm.

[Spikey M]

The north really needs to stop stealing all the storms.

[Shindig]

I'd correct you on that one but we've just had a downpour coupled with a proper amber sky. Oooooh, there's the lightning.

[Dquincy]

Topped 40 on the downhill bit of my ride today and the wind still felt warm.
40mph on a road bike?

[Yevrah]

Fucking hell it's hot.

[Giggles]

I thought the lightning would have cleared things up a bit but I’m sweating like a rapist still.

[Dquincy]

I bought an air con unit for home...but sods law means we're at the in-laws this weekend.

[Don]

The effect it has on people is ridiculous, so much openness, it's beautiful to witness.

[Queenslander]

Fuck that shit.

https://i.ibb.co/RS4D9PW/FB-IMG-1596783977204.jpg (https://ibb.co/Sx73P0p)

[Giggles]

Would love a bit of that right now. Fucking sick of this clammy shite.

[Queenslander]

Would love a bit of that right now. Fucking sick of this clammy shite.

Humidity > anything below 15*

[Spikey M]

Agree during the day but these hot nights can fuck right off.

[mugbull]

Humidity > anything below 15*
15 is optimal temperature 🤖

[Spikey M]

There is no optimal, it depends what you're doing. A day at the beach, optimal is 28. A day doing house / garden work optimal is 21. If anyone but me is doing something nice, optimal is all the rain god can produce.

[Queenslander]

35* 75% humidity is the temperature of the Gods.

[Disco]

Humidity is shit.

[Queenslander]

It's great for physical activity.

[Giggles]

Exactly.

[Spikey M]

Nah, I'm not having that, how is pouring with sweat at all times good for physical activity or, well, anything?

[Giggles]

Maybe Australians are like Indians and don’t sweat.

[Spikey M]

He's just called you Prince Andrew Queeny, are you going to take that?

[Andy]

I've got loft insulation booked in for this afternoon.

Says its going to 32 degrees between 1 and 4.

[Queenslander]

He's just called you Prince Andrew Queeny, are you going to take that?

I um ahh no comment

[Queenslander]

Nah, I'm not having that, how is pouring with sweat at all times good for physical activity or, well, anything?

Its all I know I guess. Brisbane has particularly harsh summer conditions that takes interstaters several summers get used too

Fat people are no good over summer.

[Queenslander]

Maybe Australians are like Indians and don’t sweat.

i think that is fair but not all Australians.

[Kikó]

I'm not putting the blinds up until midday when the sun has moved round. I'm still cooking mind.

[Spikey M]

The over night temperatures tonight.... :happycry:

[Jimmy Floyd]

If I slept on the kitchen floor in front of an open freezer door, is there any real downside? Other than my McCains being mash by morning.

[Dquincy]

If I slept on the kitchen floor in front of an open freezer door, is there any real downside? Other than my McCains being mash by morning.

Your fridge freezer compressor wouldn't thank you for it. Plus you'd need to buy a new fridge freezer the next morning. Apart form that, nothing.

[Spikey M]

I've probably said it every summer for the last 5 years, but I'm going to look into getting Aircon. It's getting more necessary with every passing summer.

[Manc]

We'll be melting to death in 30 years.

[Dquincy]

I've probably said it every summer for the last 5 years, but I'm going to look into getting Aircon. It's getting more necessary with every passing summer.

I bought a portable air con unit a month ago. Only cost £300 and really helps cool down upstairs when teamed up with a fan.

My brother recently had his house fitted with air con to all primary rooms (bedrooms, kitchen, living room, study). Cost about 5k - 7.5k.

[Spikey M]

I bought a portable air con unit a month ago. Only cost £300 and really helps cool down upstairs when teamed up with a fan.

My brother recently had his house fitted with air con to all primary rooms (bedrooms, kitchen, living room, study). Cost about 5k - 7.5k.

Can you chuck us a link to the one you got? Wouldn't want to get permanent fitted as hoping to move soon anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

All those portable air cons on Amazon have crap reviews which is putting me off.

I've thought about buying one the last few heatwaves we've had.

[Don]

£12 Lidl fan does the job, you fannies.

[randomlegend]

I looked into portable aircons a while back, and the consensus was the only ones worth getting are the dual hose ones, which are virtually impossible to find in the UK

[Spikey M]

That was brutal. Having a west facing bedroom can fuck right off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This heat really can fuck off now.

[Spikey M]

Yeah. I'm out. Tomorrow is meant to be the last (but also the worst) day of it though. We had a massive downpour this morning and it just made it worse.

[Giggles]

We’re due a thunderstorm for about 6 weeks now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There's a chance of some thunder late tonight but then it's forecast until Monday with another week or so of rain.

[Don]

With nightlife dead, this has basically confirmed I will be retiring to somewhere hot and I'm counting down the days. Imagine living out your days without this sun.

[Yevrah]

So fucking hot again.

The forecast where I live also keeps teasing rain and has been wrong every.single.day. for ages now.

[Manc]

Disgusting.

[Lewis]

I was in Kew today and it was thirty-five degrees with no breeze. No wonder Arabs are stupid living in that.

[Dquincy]

Question, night-time in this heat...are you lot sleeping in with a duvet? A sheet? Or nothing on top?

Also neked or pants/boxers? Where's Taz when you need good poll.

FYI - I can't sleep naked, feel to vulnerable.

[Spikey M]

I beat the system by laying awake for most of the night.

[Dquincy]

Born winner mate.

[Yevrah]

Last night I fell asleep on top of the duvet in boxers only and it's the first time I can remember having done so, waking up exactly like that too.

Tonight feels hotter if anything.

[Offshore Toon]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nobebird-Personal-Conditioner-Humidifier-Evaporative/dp/B085L4PKKH?pd_rd_w=7ommC&pf_rd_p=bf98a105-a245-4bb7-87d4-096f50a65a92&pf_rd_r=D7RJXT8XT0W0EDGTZJBG&pd_rd_r=1abc7a5b-89ab-477d-9a11-e483ec5d3ba1&pd_rd_wg=aeiUE&pd_rd_i=B085L4PKKH&ref_=pd_bap_m_rp_1_1_dc

This does the job for my room. I bought it during a sleepless night in May but I've been fine since.

[Spikey M]

Last night I fell asleep on top of the duvet in boxers only and it's the first time I can remember having done so, waking up exactly like that too.

Tonight feels hotter if anything.

The weather woman tonight said something along the lines of "Tomorrow will be the last of the excessively hot days, but it will be turning more humid".

More humid? How can it turn more humid? Tomorrow is going to be disgusting.

[Yevrah]

How noisy is it?

[Don]

Boxers only. Usually like a tshirt too but this is silly season obvs. The duvet's solitary purpose is to act as a cushion between the knees if I go fetal. Been smothered in sudocrem and unable to move for fear of disturbing cuts healing for past week but have to say, sleep hasn't been too bad.

[Spikey M]

The duvet's solitary purpose is to act as a cushion between the knees if I go fetal.

:cool:

[Offshore Toon]

Also, if you have a hot water bottle and you don't put it in the freezer over summer you're a fool. Ice packs in a pillow case work too.

[Offshore Toon]

How noisy is it?
Pretty noisy but nowhere near as bad as having to sleep in this heat. I sleep with ear plugs quite often too so it's not a problem for me.

[Spikey M]

If you have a hot water bottle you're a pensioner.

[Offshore Toon]

If you have a hot water bottle you're a pensioner.
I bought one to use as a cold water bottle tbf.

[Don]

Only wastemen dismiss the hot water bottle (never thought of using it as a cold one though, levels).

[Gray Fox]

Storm has well and truly started here. One hell of a light show.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If I sleep tonight it will be a minor miracle.

[Spikey M]

Only wastemen dismiss the hot water bottle (never thought of using it as a cold one though, levels).

Get an electric blanket, Mildred.

[Dquincy]

Had a glorious heavy downpour during the night, which has made this morning rather nice. But give it an hour or 2 and it's going to get 'close'. I'm in London and Reading today, going to be sweaty.

P.s. Realised I didn't clarify that I'm a boxers man and I need a duvet over me, even if only partially.

[Baz]

I haven’t changed my sleeping routine so it’s pyjamas and proper duvet and i wake up sweaty and happy.

[Foe]

Flooding galore in Aberdeen.

Luckily, I’m not there right now.

[Spikey M]

I haven’t changed my sleeping routine so it’s pyjamas and proper duvet and i wake up sweaty and happy.

Pyjamas? Fucking hell.

[Manc]

Unacceptable.

[Manc]

Despite the downpour tonight is going to be even hotter. :moop:

[Yevrah]

There were flashes of stuff and it did spit a bit here last night but the rain just didn't come. It's like the weather is broken.

[Dquincy]

I haven’t changed my sleeping routine so it’s pyjamas and proper duvet and i wake up sweaty and happy.

That better not be long sleeves and trousers you madman?

[Baz]

That better not be long sleeves and trousers you madman?

Trousers last night, yeah, with a tshirt. Was fine.

It’s not that hot. Think my daughters thermostat thingy was showing 28 last night.

Wife didn’t want the quilt on her so it was almost doubled up on me too.

[Spikey M]

That better not be long sleeves and trousers you madman?

It's probably a Thomas the Tank onesie

[Spikey M]

Trousers last night, yeah, with a tshirt. Was fine.

It’s not that hot. Think my daughters thermostat thingy was showing 28 last night.

Wife didn’t want the quilt on her so it was almost doubled up on me too.

You live north of the wall. It's crazy hot down here.

[Dquincy]

It's probably a Thomas the Tank onesie

:D With a flap on the arse for toilet and other activities.

[Spikey M]

Idon't think I've worn Pyjamas since before I started puberty.

[Baz]

Idon't think I've worn Pyjamas since before I started puberty.Do you have clothes you only wear to bed?

[Spikey M]

Do you have clothes you only wear to bed?

Boxers.

[Kikó]

There were flashes of stuff and it did spit a bit here last night but the rain just didn't come. It's like the weather is broken.

[rapid climate change]

T-Shirt and boxers crew. Not slept under a duvet for years.

[Ian]

T-shirt? Getting a bit overdressed there, mate.

[Kikó]

I need something on my upper body.I get cold shoulders.

[Boydy]

I sleep naked so as to frighten off any burglars.

[Baz]

Boxers are too tight to sleep in.

[Ian]

That really depends on the tightness of your boxers.

Oi oi, etc.

[Spikey M]

Boxers are too tight to sleep in.

I wear loose fit. (You're really filling up your spreadsheet at the moment)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There was no miracle :(

[Ian]

And his boxers.

EDIT: Out the way, Mahow.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also I wear pyjama shorts in the summer, trousers in the winter. No t-shirt.

[Giggles]

I hate sleeping in anything but the pelt. Wouldn't even use a quilt these days.

[Spikey M]

Mahow is a surprise addition to the Manlet list.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thunder has been forecasted to start 4 times so far today, still waiting though and they've pushed it back to 5pm :(

[niko_cee]

It's definitely cooler here (Brighton) today. Still fucking hot but it feels like things are heading in the right direction.

[Dquincy]

[rapid climate change]

T-Shirt and boxers crew. Not slept under a duvet for years.

I'm sorry what?...

That is a bit mental isn't it? You do not sleep with anything on you? What about the winter?

[Dquincy]

Thunder Update I've just heard rumblings in Paddington, London.

More updates as I have it.

[Dquincy]

The best thing about this weather is the women's tight and very little attire. Absolutely love it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Was putting my washing on the clothes horse and heard a rumble, it's coming :drool:

[Lofty]

I've been sleeping nude with two fans in the bedroom during the worst of this, no covers to speak of. I have been having recurring Jaws nightmares though so my subconscious obviously feels vulnerable.

[Manc]

Are you still watching Shark porn?

[ScousePig]

I always sleep in boxers, and almost always under the duvet. I don't like a thin sheet, it doesn't feel right. Usually I lie on top of the duvet and read until I'm cool, then climb into the duvet. Last night though I couldn't bring myself to do it as it was too hot.

It's 29c here and too hot (for me) to sit in the garden. I went on a 30-odd km bike ride instead to feel the breeze. The next week or so is forecast early twenties and quite cloudy, which sounds bliss.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We have rain!!!!!!

[ScousePig]

In Morecambe they had several hours of torrential rain, thunder and lightning (the other evening, I'm not sure which one).

Caused a bit of flooding, apparently.

[Waffdon]

The thunder and lightening was absolutely glorious last night

[Lofty]

Are you still watching Shark porn?

I am not but I am always up for more dodgy shark films when they arise on streaming platforms.

[Foe]

Fucking melting up in the true north so you soothmoothers must be struggling.

Weird mist this morning which has been burnt through and glorious sunshine prevails. Was supposed to be raining all day too, and the only drops to speak of are my literal drips of sweat.

[Kikó]

I'm sorry what?...

That is a bit mental isn't it? You do not sleep with anything on you? What about the winter?

Dunno. My legs get too hot so I have to have them above ground. Spooning is complete no go as I sweat to death within 23 seconds.

[Dquincy]

I've been sleeping nude with two fans in the bedroom during the worst of this, no covers to speak of. I have been having recurring Jaws nightmares though so my subconscious obviously feels vulnerable.

Threesome. Nice, I guess it's one way to pass the time.

[Dquincy]

Dunno. My legs get too hot so I have to have them above ground. Spooning is complete no go as I sweat to death within 23 seconds.

Agree on the spooning, it's a winter only affair.

[Manc]

No one has ever spooned comfortably.

[Waffdon]

It was sunny when I left Perth yesterday on the train. They’ve had 5 weeks
Of rain in a few hours and the train station is flooded.

Would have preferred that weather today though as hungover when it’s sunny is not fun

[Jimmy Floyd]

Out of my east window I can see the sunny skies and out of my west window I can see the storms, tantalisingly near yet so far, drifting in the other direction and taking my hopes and dreams with them.

[Dquincy]

No one has ever spooned comfortably.

It does raise the question of what to do with the arm that is closest to the mattress? It always gets uncomfortable after a while. And how you deal with a face full of her (or his) hair.

[Spikey M]

The awkward arm goes up under the mrs' pillow.

[Manc]

Handing out Manlet points earlier today was our Spikey.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well the rain lasted for about an hour and it's now back up to 33 degrees and humid as fuck.

The hour or so was pleasant while it lasted :(

[Spikey M]

Handing out Manlet points earlier today was our Spikey.

How's that Manlet, you slag? I'm not lying on my own arm like some kind of Beta, I'm dominating pillow space like an absolute sloot slayer.

[ScousePig]

The awkward arm goes up under the mrs' pillow.

She hates that though, unfortunately.

[Yevrah]

Half an hour rain here and back to operation desert storm again.

[Foe]

Definitely going to wake up pink tomorrow. :(

[Spikey M]

Still absolutely nothing here and my Weather app has moved back any chance of rain to 2am. Slags.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My phone is saying the temperature has dropped yet it feels as hot as it was at it's peak today.

Rain is forecast to hit soon though.

[Spikey M]

Beyond being vague and saying there will be storms "in the South" or "in the Midlands" I really don't think they have a clue. They've been forecasting storms here all week and we've had nothing.

[Mike]

The sky is the strangest colour here. Can also hear thunder so hopefully we get some rain. Get a nice cool night then get the heat back in the day would be perfect.

[Lewis]

It's a bit of warm you fannies. Put a fan in your room.

[Jimmy Floyd]

My flat retains heat forever, because the windows don't open very far and it's so well-insulated. The air just sits there, and fans just blow the same warm air around. It's almost better to go and sit in the car with the air con on.

Great in winter though as you barely have to use any heating.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The rain that was forecast to be coming soon still has yet to arrive.

Our next possibilities are midnight and 9am.

[Spikey M]

It's a bit of warm you fannies. Put a fan in your room.

Tell that to your dogs scarf.

[Ian]

:D

[Mike]

I’ve just got rained on.... in bed!

It’s so cool now though.

[Ian]

C'mon, Mike, we don't need to know about your piss fetish.

[Spikey M]

It's still less disturbing than what's going on in Baz's bed. He's probably balls deep in his Mr Tumble PJ's by now.

[Queenslander]

Spring is early again this year. The nerds are predicting that Brisbane may have back to back summer months where everyday is over 30 degrees.

Be a shame if someone flicks a cig out the window.

[Don]

Non-stop rain for next week at least. Dear lord, what a sad little life TTH, I hope you're happy.

[Manc]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[Spikey M]

We had a quality storm last night. It was setting off car alarms and next doors kids were screaming while mine slept through it. :cool:

[John Arne]

You're all soft as shit.

Also, boxers only, no cover. A/C on for 20 mins before bed. Oscillating fan if it's a particular warm one.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You'll recall there's no A/C in the United Kingdom.

[Giggles]

I'd say a lot of dry throats people are getting these days are because of constantly having to have the AC on in the car.

[Dquincy]

A cool cloudy 17deg. here in the South East this morning. :drool:

[John Arne]

You'll recall there's no A/C in the United Kingdom.

You'll recall that I was talking about my nightly routine.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It read as you informing us what to do from your perma-humid Asian cubby hole.

If there was air con in homes here no one would want rain ever, except farmers and whoever.

[John Arne]

'Perma-humid Asian cubby hole' sounds like the sort of videos Taz downloads.

[Spikey M]

That would be 'Perma-wobbling Ebony cubby hole'

[Don]

Dickheads, I'm right here, quite rude of you to bypass me like this.

[Spikey M]

Was I wrong?

[Giggles]

I bet Taz loved being ignored as a child.

[Don]

Bet you loved being touched up, you dirty bugger.

[Dquincy]

And there's us complaining it was hot...

Death Valley hits 54.4c in what could be hottest temperature ever recorded on earth

http://news.sky.com/story/death-valley-hits-544c-in-what-could-be-hottest-temperature-ever-recorded-on-earth-12050976

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm surprised the record isn't hotter than that. Isn't mid to high 40s pretty routine in some parts of the world?

[Dquincy]

Yeah fair shout. Maybe the 40c range is common but 50's does sound stifling. Imagine breaking down in your car along that road. F that.

[mugbull]

It’s fire season again in California, love to see it

[Queenslander]

Will they throw people in prisons at the fires this time around?

[niko_cee]

What's the crack with there being a 'named storm' in August? Is that normal?

[Spikey M]

Not normal, but doesn't really seem warranted to me. It's a bit blowy but nothing to write home about.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Isn't it just raining? I can't see any wind.

[Spikey M]

About 35mph here. Fuck all really.

[niko_cee]

It's pretty windy here, although not exactly life threatening.

[Disco]

Blustery maybe even gusty here and we have a tree or two down but that's not exactly unusual.

[Spikey M]

The wind's picking up now. Next doors garden table has just gone over. RIP

[Don]

Lads, at least spice these up with some [fictional] upskirting tales.

[Spikey M]

'Garden table' is what I call their busty, 18 year old daughter with an underwear allergy.

[Don]

:drool:

[Spikey M]

Our back garden is flooded. Mental amount of rain.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We had that a couple of hours ago. I can't remember it ever being as heavy for a prolonged period. Mostly that kind of rain power goes away in a few minutes.

[Spikey M]

I just stood at the backdoor watching it creep upwards. Gutters completely overflowing. Had to go out in it and move the rabbits hutch up on to the grass in the end.

[Don]

Denver's gone from 36 degrees celsius yesterday to 1 degree and snow today. And about a couple of hours ago I just had my first ever experience of an earthquake. Tell your loved ones you love them.

[Giggles]

What has you in Denver?

[Spikey M]

It was on the Weather this morning. Assuming he saw it there.

[Giggles]

And there was me praying for him.

[Don]

Yeah the earthquake was MK-based.

[Queenslander]

30 degrees in Brisbane atm.

Jamestown South Australia atm.

https://i.ibb.co/1mssB28/Screenshot-20200925-123806-Facebook.jpg (https://ibb.co/1mssB28)

[Spikey M]

Feels like we skipped Autumn and went straight to Winter here today. 7c and a dickead of a northerly wind.

[Queenslander]

31* at 8pm.

Lager is going down a treat.

[Don]

It's no good if it's so accessible. What you want is 4 hours of 12 degree sun during the working day so your only exposure is when you gaze away from your computer screen momentarily to consider if this really is the life you worked towards.