The Weather Thread (Sponsored by the Autumn Equinox 2015)

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/xc2ybVs.png

Foejak.

[Magic]

:harold:

[Manc]

Superb.

[Waffdon]

The snow season has started. Pretty pathetic effort here but expecting more by middle of next week.

[Giggles]

It’s -1, minus fucking one, degrees. You’d swear by the news it was -20. There’s a cunt on now warning about how many deaths there will be. We were all going to die of the heat at 28 degrees a few months ago. Some load of shite all in the name of pushing climate change.

[Spikey M]

There's been no mention of Climate Change here. That only happens when it's hot or a big storm turns up. Here the pressing concern is the "Cost of Living Crisis". Which is fair, because the heating actually is fucking expensive right now.

More importantly though, I've had to scrape the car windows 2 days on the trot now. Unacceptable.

[Ben]

Warm water in a zip lock bag. On the road in two minutes.

[Waffdon]

-7 Sunday-Tuesday :drool:

[Spikey M]

Warm water in a zip lock bag. On the road in two minutes.

Last time I did that the zip came undone and I had to change my trousers. :moop:

[Manc]

I've noticed the mainstream weather reports rocking the feels like temperature. Possibly the best thing to happen since sliced bread.

[Waffdon]

My phone says it’s 0c atm but ‘feels like’ -4. I call bullshit.

[Ben]

Dunno about anyone else but I can’t feel the difference between 0 and -4. It feels fucking cold, simple as that.

[Pepe]

Last time I did that the zip came undone and I had to change my trousers. :moop:

:lol:

[Mike]

Woke up to snow.

[Yevrah]

I’m yet to get out of bed but it looks like sun is breaking through the curtains and doesn’t feel like there’s an ice age coming.

[Shindig]

Allegedly -5 at the minute.

[Yevrah]

Yeah, turns out the duvet was creating the illusion of everything being fine. It is not.

[Spikey M]

I'm not sure the covering on the car could be called frost this morning. Entombed would be better fitting. Just give me April now ffs.

[Dquincy]

I cycled home from the train station in -5 last night. Couldn't feel my face.

[Giggles]

I went to the shop at 7:30. It was -4. Didn’t die.

[Dquincy]

I went to the shop at 7:30. It was -4. Didn’t die.

What did you purchase?

[Giggles]

What did you purchase?

Garlic bread, washing pods, bread, scallions, and bin bags.

[Spikey M]

-7 here at the moment and it's meant to snow tonight. :moop:

I have a court hearing in Basildon and a Home Visit in Dagenham tomorrow too. RIP.

[Giggles]

For a possible -5 :cab:

I suppose the fuckers will be able to cream off it some way and buy new Range Rovers.


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[Bam]

Home Visit in Dagenham tomorrow too. RIP.

Nice place, seems we won't be working far from each other then. :console:

[Bam]

That emoji has a way to big head for Pikey, tbf. .o is better.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Snowing quite a bit here right now.

[Waffdon]

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:lol:

[Spikey M]

:D

It mostly just rained here in the end. I think Basildon and Dagenham may be an arse to drive in later though. Fuck knows why there were no gritters out.

[Giggles]

Got to work in the EMERGENCY. Didn't die.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Not much snow here (a bit), but me and the Arab are the only ones in the team who have made it in. So much work from home grifting takes place nowadays.

[Kikó]

Got to work in the EMERGENCY. Didn't die.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/files/oss/survivorship_bias_fig_1_0.png

[Shindig]

We've just been getting a light dusting and then it usually freezes overnight.

[igor_balis]

I hope it stays at -5 for ages, I'm a sweaty mess after about five minutes of brisk walking in shorts when it's about 8°, so it's nice to have a bit of the year where I can wear my nice coats and jumpers and stuff.

[Dquincy]

I hope it stays at -5 for ages, I'm a sweaty mess after about five minutes of brisk walking in shorts when it's about 8°, so it's nice to have a bit of the year where I can wear my nice coats and jumpers and stuff.

You must be a slippery lover (on the assumption it lasts longer than 5 minutes).

[Ben]

I've got a work mate over from Austria and he's absolutely baffled by our lack of contingencies for snowy weather, particularly winter tyres.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tell him to go back to his Narnia-esque fascistic principality where it snows more than once a year.

[niko_cee]

There's probably someone in the House of Lords who has a newly minted grit provision company, offshore based of course, who can get us through these dark times.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to that ferry company that didn't have any ferries?

[-james-]

No snow at all here, just a clear, still -2 or so. Absolutely brilliant weather.

[Waffdon]

More like -7, m8

Seeing my own breath in the living room was a sign to finally turn the heating on

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My water pipe seems to be frozen.

[Baz]

My water pipe seems to be frozen.

The "out pipe" of the boiler freezing is the worst.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just looked and felt the pipe outside and it seems fine but I haven't even got a drop of water.

[Don]

The insulation on my flat is disgraceful with small gaps around windows and doors when it was built leading to draughts. My living room heater seems to be broken too and given I have a protracted move on the horizon I cba to get someone to come fix it so I've had a mix of a small ceramic fan heater and hot water bottle to get through this. Hideous waste of energy and effort.

[Magic]

Just looked and felt the pipe outside and it seems fine but I haven't even got a drop of water.

Is that including cold from the mains?

[Pen]

We have about half a meter of snow, which os pretty unusual for mid December. Everything looks pretty nice, but the next day or two will be annoying to get about before all the roads are cleared.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is that including cold from the mains?

Not a drop in the place.

Water company are sending someone within 2 hours.

[Magic]

Not a drop in the place.

Water company are sending someone within 2 hours.

Ah was just checking.

[Magic]

Hahahahahahaha you fat waterless bitch.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Might be waterless for a while too.

Guy just came he said the pipe is 100% frozen, the pipe work is illegal (+1 for Polish dodgy builders) and it may burst just from temperature changes over this week.

Score.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He suggested that I get a hairdryer on it and when water starts running wrap the pipe in blankets.

Took about 10 minutes with the hairdryer and I've got water again, for now. Plus the pipe didn't burst, yet.

[Dquincy]

He suggested that I get a hairdryer on it and when water starts running wrap the pipe in blankets.

Took about 10 minutes with the hairdryer and I've got water again, for now. Plus the pipe didn't burst, yet.
Buy yourself an early Christmas present.

https://www.wickes.co.uk/Wickes-Pipe-Insulation-22-x-1000mm/p/222252?fix&gclid=Cj0KCQiA4uCcBhDdARIsAH5jyUmjmIh4obbebNZD80DI x01bRwnBDeq4x_zw5zf9wP_Z-fSSA5NPy3YaAhtPEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's got some of that on it. He said it's not enough.

[Giggles]

The good old gravy train.


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[Pepe]

Everything is an EMERGENCY nowadays.

[Baz]

I'm over it now. Snow's absolutely mega, I don't even mind driving in it, but the rock hard slippy ice that's left over from Friday's snow can get lost now.

[Spikey M]

The good old gravy train.


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Not a single person of colour. Another emergency meeting needed. Disappointing.

[Shindig]

There's a couple of empty seats. They could be outside having a smoke.

[Kikó]

I doubt they're on an hourly rate.

[Offshore Toon]

Looking like we'll be back in double digits by the weekend. It's been a crap mushroom season so far so hopefully that'll spur the buggers on.

[Spikey M]

Looking like we'll be back in double digits by the weekend. It's been a crap mushroom season so far so hopefully that'll spur the buggers on.

What? :D

Have you become a nature scavenging mong or psychedelic mong?

[Offshore Toon]

If you know of a field that produces free drugs, you'd be a mong not to check it.

[Don]

Football's been called off for the entire week with venues too lazy to clear their pitches after 1 night's snowfall that is staying due to the temperatures. I'd be pissed about it but it's actually well-timed as I need to rest an injury.

14 degree rain forecast for Monday. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, will ya? :cool:

[Spikey M]

Yeah, just seen next week's weather. Talk about out of the sewer into the shit.

Just give me May now please.

[Giggles]

I’ve to go on a 350km round trip tomorrow morning with no motorways. Might indeed die.

[Bam]

:youpi:

[Lofty]

-9 here this morning.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's only -5 here but that's enough for the traffic to have miraculously quartered in 24 hours because weak cowards are working from home / not going to school.

[Giggles]

Windscreen washers are some pain in the bollocks these days.

[Ian]

The "out pipe" of the boiler freezing is the worst.

I had a new boiler put in in my parents house as I've had to move in here for a bit (I'm clearly cursed because after my already stellar year so far my landlord died and his estate want to sell the flat I was in) and it stopped working and the company reckoned it was this.

Out fucking watering my outpipe with hot water like a crazy person (sounded like a recipe for a cracked pipe to me but Google assures me it's fine so what's the worst that could happen?) and it hasn't even fixed it.

[Spikey M]

https://i.ibb.co/FDDtJMB/Screenshot-20221215-110949.jpg

The absolut fucking state of this. :happycry:

Honestly not sure which type of weather is worse.

[Pepe]

We've got about a millimeter of snow here, but that is enough to close daycare, schools, museums, libraries, etc. Bunch of good for nothings.

[Yevrah]

Just been out and after faffing about defrosting the car windows I then had the pleasure of driving into the sun for most of my journey.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I had a new boiler put in in my parents house as I've had to move in here for a bit (I'm clearly cursed because after my already stellar year so far my landlord died and his estate want to sell the flat I was in) and it stopped working and the company reckoned it was this.

Out fucking watering my outpipe with hot water like a crazy person (sounded like a recipe for a cracked pipe to me but Google assures me it's fine so what's the worst that could happen?) and it hasn't even fixed it.

The lad who looked at my pipe (oi oi) said that water isn't a great solution. If doing water it should be warm, it can take a lot of it and you run the risk of burst pipe.

He said that a hairdryer is a much better option (it worked for me) and then wrap said pipe in a blanket/towels to help it not re-freeze.

However I have no idea if that will work on a boiler out pipe.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I might buy a hairdryer, just in case my pipes freeze one day.

[Giggles]

Buy a heat gun.

[Kikó]

Feels like -10 this morning. Thank God for our Russian gas.

[Waffdon]

Proper snow :cool:

[Clunge]

-6C here (saaaaf London). Snow's clung on all week, but because our little close hasn't been cleared, what was here has just been compacted into ice making it a total ice rink.

The delta in my house between upstairs and downstairs feels like about 15C. Upstairs – sauna, downstairs – ice dungeon.

[Shindig]

Boiler leak :moop:

[Ben]

Snow's clung on all week, but because our little close hasn't been cleared, what was here has just been compacted into ice making it a total ice rink.

Exactly the same here. It’s been pretty fun watching unsuspecting visitors fly round off the clear main road in third gear, lose the back end and then wheel spin their way to wherever they are parking.

[Magic]

Proper snow :cool:

Lol the whole country is on its knees.

[Adramelch]

Meanwhile I had to wear a t-shirt today since it's 20 degrees over here.

[Magic]

Meanwhile I had to wear a t-shirt today since it's 20 degrees over here.

And I masturbate with a screwdriver handle up my ass but it doesn't mean I like DIY.

[Don]

Magic makes a good point there that I'd previously overlooked.

[Spikey M]

So deep it belongs on a picture of a sunset.

[Manc]

And they say men can't multitask.

[Giggles]

Went to Tesco this morning at 7 and they gritted fuck all last night.

[Kikó]

The warmest today is getting is -3.

[Boydy]

It's quite nice here today. Clear sky, sun's out, temperature up a bit (4 degrees apparently) and all the ice is gone.

[Giggles]

The kebab man won't come to the house.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I tried hard - very hard - to effect a souvlaki delivery yesterday, but it didn't happen. The struggle begins again 6pm.

[Pepe]

Going down to -16 today. Daycare is closed until Tuesday and both the library and the children's museum decided to also close. Not sure what I am supposed to do with my daughter until Tuesday.

[Don]

Maybe try actually spending a bit of time with her, you dickhead.

[niko_cee]

:D

Definitely can't think of any major [family] events between now and Tuesday.

[Pepe]

Staying inside all fucking day is not a lot of fun for anyone.

[Giggles]

Maybe try actually spending a bit of time with her, you dickhead.

Have you made him an offer yet?

[Spikey M]

Maybe try actually spending a bit of time with her, you dickhead.

:D

[Magic]

Utterly miserable 4-8C and rain for the rest of the year. Bring back sun and -9C.

[Giggles]

Big time. The frost is always very pleasant rather than this crap.

[Spikey M]

It's all just different shades of shit weather until April now.

[Magic]

I especially like it when it's amazing when you're working and horrific every other time. My favourite.

[Pepe]

Decided to go out to the park. Yesterday's snow turned into last night's rain into today's ice, so the sidewalks were basically a skating rink. That and the howling wind made it feel like -50. She seemed to enjoy it though, even if her face now looks like raw steak.

[Spikey M]

Are you scared of being at home?

Home-ophobic? Eh? Eh? Get that in a fucking Christmas cracker.

[Pepe]

Not scared, just bored.

[Pepe]

And now the heater can't keep up. Currently at 19 degrees and dropping. Stay tuned for another update.

[Magic]

And now the heater can't keep up. Currently at 19 degrees and dropping. Stay tuned for another update.

I'm currently on 12.3C inside. Get some fleecy trousers on.

[Pepe]

I do not live in a third world country.

[Magic]

I do not live in a third world country.

You pay for healthcare.

[Pepe]

Only $150 for yesterday's appointment. :eyemouth:

[Ben]

I'm currently on 12.3C inside. Get some fleecy trousers on.

You tight cunt.

[Boydy]

12.3 is fucking ridiculous. Get the heating on.

[Magic]

12.3 is fucking ridiculous. Get the heating on.

Thermostat doesn't go above 15. :)

[Baz]

Thermostat doesn't go above 15. :)

Are you my wife.

[Boydy]

Thermostat doesn't go above 15. :)



The research found exposure to temperatures of 18°C or below were associated with negative effects on health including those related to heart and lung health, sleep, physical performance and general health.


https://phw.nhs.wales/news/what-temperature-should-homes-be-heated-to-for-health/#:~:text=The%20research%20found%20exposure%20to,ph ysical%20performance%20and%20general%20health.

Also, mould:
https://www.viessmann.co.uk/en/heating-advice/boilers/6-mold-prevention-tips-for-a-healthy-home.html#:~:text=If%20you%20seriously%20want%20to ,fall%20below%2014%C2%B0C.

[Ben]

Mould would be my first concern.

[Magic]

Yeah spending loads of money on gas isn't good for my health either.

[Spikey M]

"I eArN £80 gRaNd a MoNtH aNd LiVe In ThE cHeApEsT pArT oF tHe CoUnTrY"

[Giggles]

Can’t take it with you.

[Magic]

Only gas I want to buy is premium unleaded kthx

[niko_cee]

https://images.mubicdn.net/images/film/190187/cache-288997-1512905520/image-w1280.jpg?size=1200x

[Pepe]

My car's doors were frozen shut last night.

[Bernanke]

https://i.imgur.com/GQAOvja.jpeg

:cab:

[Ben]

Putin in shambles.

[Kikó]

It's just weather init.

[Magic]

Fucking Scotland.

[Pepe]

Ten degrees over here today. :drool:

Unfortunately only two more days of nice weather. :(

[Spikey M]

https://i.imgur.com/GQAOvja.jpeg

:cab:

:cool:

[Lewis]

Aren't we getting the arse end of that daft American weather in a few weeks?

[Shindig]

I assumed that was the cold stuff we got a couple of weeks back.

[Spikey M]

Aren't we getting the arse end of that daft American weather in a few weeks?

Nah, it doesn't work that way with Sudden Stratospheric Warming (or Snowmagedabombs to use the American term). The weather systems may come over here, but they're likely to just be wind and rain.

That said, a completely unrelated SSW could well send polar air down to us ala 2010, it is winter.

[Lewis]

Cheers Fred Talbot.

[Spikey M]

I would prefer Michael Fish, please.

[Ben]

Either way, don't worry.

[Giggles]

Everything is getting hotter and colder at once. Better get out there and buy something really expensive to stop it.

[Manc]

Feels like -7⁰. Time for a holiday.

[Don]

I've quit heating and haven't whipped out the thermals or hot water bottle this time round. Cozzie livvie? Completed it mate.

[Giggles]

Snow day :drool:

[Spikey M]

The weather for the next 5 days is absolutely shit. Rain, day and night, apart from tomorrow where its snow instead.

Ordinarily I'd be OK with the snow because the kids enjoy it, but it's spring now, so can we just fucking not? I just want to get my shorts out of the loft ffs.

[niko_cee]

What sort of madman puts their shorts in the loft?

[Don]

-5 degree lows tomorroe night here qnd continual rain forecast for the next fortnight. If I didn't love trolling gammons so much I'd be done with this shithole country.

[Spikey M]

What sort of madman puts their shorts in the loft?

The type of man that dresses appropriately for the weather.

[Spikey M]

-5 degree lows tomorroe night here qnd continual rain forecast for the next fortnight. If I didn't love trolling gammons so much I'd be done with this shithole country.

Move to America. Twice the temperature and thrice the gammons.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Rain in March is good, usually heralds a decent summer. The cold however can fuck off (he says from 30 degree Santiago).

[Waffdon]

Was quite enjoying the mild weather. Hasn’t been cold in a good few months so we were probably due some freezing temps. -5 over the next week. Lovely. Mon the shorts.

[Magic]

Was quite enjoying the mild weather. Hasn’t been cold in a good few months so we were probably due some freezing temps. -5 over the next week. Lovely. Mon the shorts.

It's fucking freezing all the time you lunatic.

[Waffdon]

It’s been 5-10c during the day since December. Perfect winter weather

[Baz]

I was hoping to cut the grass on Friday cos the green bin is being emptied for the first time in two years on Thursday, but it’s looking unlikely.

[Ben]

the green bin is being emptied for the first time in two years on Thursday

Ya what?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Subscription and this is the first time he's paid for it in two years?

[Baz]

Yep.

[Mike]

Subscription and this is the first time he's paid for it in two years?

Mine is also being collected for the first time since I moved in, it’s certainly not been collected for a while, is full of the last owner of the house rubbish.

[Spikey M]

Surely the contents are just compost by now? Get it in the garden.

[Baz]

Surely the contents are just compost by now? Get it in the garden.

It's wet mud full of woodlice, upon minimal inspection. With sawdust on top from recently fitting a new kitchen door.

[Manc]

Here comes the snow.

[Foe]

Shit loads of the stuff up here this morning. Must’ve been a good 3 or 4 inches.

I fobbed off going to the office and worked from home and turned out to be a great decision as the roads were chaos. Taking people 2 hours to do 4 or 5 miles.

It’s been quite nice since though so it’s largely melted. Will see how tonight goes. If it gets really cold then it’s going to be super icy tomorrow which is even worse.

[Manc]

Snow coming down again. FFS.

[Don]

My entire perception of this country's typical weather seems to be badly skewed by the great lockdown spring/summer of '20, sure, but just looking at the forecast for the next fortnight is very difficult.

[John Arne]

:)

https://gyazo.com/5149a49546e61efd596c5dfe2181b975.jpeg

[Spikey M]

My entire perception of this country's typical weather seems to be badly skewed by the great lockdown spring/summer of '20, sure, but just looking at the forecast for the next fortnight is very difficult.

We bought a 9 foot pool in the sale following on from last summer, so I regret to inform that we're probably not getting a summer for the next 3 years now.

[Dquincy]

We bought a 9 foot pool in the sale following on from last summer, so I regret to inform that we're probably not getting a summer for the next 3 years now.
Inflatable or framed?

I went Inflatable and am regretting the decision.

[Spikey M]

Inflatable or framed?

I went Inflatable and am regretting the decision.

Framed. Had many an inflatable (oioi) but they're a pain in the arse blowing up and usually end up with slow punctures after a few uses.

[Baz]

Yeah our big paddling pool has a slow puncture and not being able to locate it is infuriating.

[Dquincy]

Framed. Had many an inflatable (oioi) but they're a pain in the arse blowing up and usually end up with slow punctures after a few uses.

It's also so fucking large that if you fill it up on ground which is fractionally not level, it's bows massively. It's shit basically.

[Don]

Another couple of freezing nights on Sunday and Monday amidst a sea of rain. There's brief signs of a potent spring sun at times but fucking hell this is grim.

[Pepe]

Thirty degrees today. :cool:

[Spikey M]

Absolute shite here. :moop:

[Don]

I've said it for the past month or 2 and even though it seems as though at every instance of me stepping outside I get met by a sudden onslaught of rain currently, this really is the last week of it boys. Saviour Allah's piss because the sunny uplands of heat and sun offensive to all you gammons is just around the corner. The anticipation has already had a marked effect on my libido and appetite.

[Ben]

I hope you’re right because fuck this.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Yesterday evening was a joke. I went to the pub because cricket training was off, stepped outside to take a phone call for literally 30 seconds and ended up wetter than Poseidon's missus on his birthday.

[Giggles]

I’d take another month just to prove allah is a cunt.

[Waffdon]

Weather gets good next week. All is well.

[Don]

Good bit of sun today had me gagging for it all-day but could only leave office just now. Went to check how relentlessly hot it was gonna be now for the coming days and...fuck this world.

[Boydy]

I did the same thing. Was looking out the window thinking it was a lovely day, must do something active at the weekend, checked the weather forecast and it's to piss all weekend. Fuck's sake.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's been consistently horrendous for a good 12-15 weeks now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/eMvX4Fn.png

Shame it wont be hitting 20+ but I'll take it.

[Spikey M]

Facebook memories serving up year after year of barbecue weather photo's isn't helping my mood.

[Yevrah]

Obviously not first to the party on this, but fuck me, what an absolute state today was.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Never seen such a rapid transition from blue skies into persistent heavy rain. 20-30 minutes from one to the other.

[Waffdon]

It’s been sunny all day every day since Monday here. Only 14/15c but can’t complain, better than the month long rain. Same again later today as well.

Then back to cloud and 8c next week. Class

[Jimmy Floyd]

One of the things that winds me up is the differing forecasts (as a cricket person I'm always up in the minutiae of the forecasts, radars etc). The next five days in my area, Met Office says mostly dry and Beeb says pissing with rain start to finish.

[Ben]

https://www.ventusky.com/

This is by far the most accurate in my experience (mainly for cricket games also).

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Having a barbecue now. Phone says 18 but it feels warmer.

[Spikey M]

Rain > Poland.

[Giggles]

One of the things that winds me up is the differing forecasts (as a cricket person I'm always up in the minutiae of the forecasts, radars etc). The next five days in my area, Met Office says mostly dry and Beeb says pissing with rain start to finish.

Weather is an industry now rather than a science.

[Magic]

Wall to wall sunshine Mon-Fri then torrential rain all weekend. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It hit 21 today.

Tomorrow and Monday are meant to hit 22. It's been quite a nice few days.

[John Arne]

Fucking horrid today. 35 degrees with a feels like of 41. Sticky as fuck.

[Spikey M]

The weather here appears to have taken our criticism to heart and has decided to dish out the worst Sunday since the British Army turned up in Derry. :moop:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Kent and Essex looked like it was Noah's Ark stuff yesterday. The good news is that today it's Surrey's turn, persistent heavy rain from noon until midnight or something.

[Ben]

Sunny up here finally, but fucking freezing. Feels like February.

[Clunge]

Yesterday was such a weird day. Cloudy start, then a few hours of epic sunshine, and then in the space of about 10 minutes, it went almost completely dark at about 6.30pm as that downpour moved south from Wembley to saaf London. Torrential rain then for a couple of hours. Back up bright and sunny first thing today.

[Magic]

A high of 6C today. It's been the same shite since late Sept.

[Magic]

Seriously WTF. It's now May. I've had the Z out once since I taxed it at the start of April and the forecast looks horrific for the next 7 days.

[Spikey M]

It's starting to pick up a bit down here, but it's still pretty unacceptable. 18c on Sunday apparently even if it is going to wank it down off and on all weekend (again).

[John Arne]

It's 8:30pm and it's 33 degrees with a feels like of 42. Sweating my nuts off.

[Don]

Stfu John, I'm loving it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Another week of persistent heavy rain ahead. Beyond a joke at this point.

[Magic]

Glorious today and back at work. :drool:

[Baz]

Feel like a proper mug for not cutting my grass on Saturday when it was sunny.

[Waffdon]

Glorious today and back at work. :drool:

Lovely today and decent for the next week outside of Sunday

[Baz]

18 degrees of pure sunshine later, and hitting 20 tomorrow. This is the start. :nod:

[Magic]

12C and cloudy. :cool:

[Giggles]

Best day of the year so far after the fog cleared.

[Clunge]

The past two days I have been caught out three times in sudden and utterly torrential downpours in central London. Had to take refuge like a chump with a bunch of uber-prepared people in a service door on Weds as the road and pavement infront of my flooded in a matter of minutes.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tomrorow looks good, thank fuck for that. Once again BBC weather talking utter shite compared to the Met Office.

[Waffdon]

12C and cloudy. :cool:

17c and sunny later on though. 20c tomorrow ��*��

[Waffdon]

Tomrorow looks good, thank fuck for that. Once again BBC weather talking utter shite compared to the Met Office.

You’re no wrong. They have Perth down as 12c tomorrow whereas Metoffice and my phone is 19/20c come the afternoon :lol:

[Magic]

17c and sunny later on though. 20c tomorrow ��*��

What forecast are you looking at like...

[Waffdon]

Met office and my phone both say 20c in Perth tomorrow

[Magic]

No the 17 later on. It's still cloudy and cold now.

[Spikey M]

Fucking freezing here. It's taking the piss now.

[Boydy]

It's lovely here.

[Waffdon]

No the 17 later on. It's still cloudy and cold now.

It is here, lovely in PH1. Well, 16c apparently but same thing. Hope it clears up for you dear x

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[Shindig]

Overcast and 10 degrees. :moop:

[Pepe]

34 degrees over here.

[Giggles]

Yeah but along with cockroaches and Mexicans and all that shit.

[Pepe]

The mosquitoes are out already. That is the real outrage.

[Jimmy Floyd]

When I was in Santa Cruz in Bolivia I sat in the hotel lobby waiting to be picked up by a customer, and on the TV there were images of wailing women, and children's coffins being lowered into graves on the edge of town due to the current outbreak of dengue fever. The customer then picked me up and hosted me in his back garden which was basically a swarm of mosquitoes. I said what about dengue fever, mate, and he lolled and gave me some shit repellent.

I think they just accept death in those countries.

[Mike]

Been great here today, and it’s finally warm enough in the evening that I’m with the doors open listening to the garden, so much better than winter.

[Magic]

I know this is really boring but...the cloud hasn't lifted and it looks like it's here for the day. And tomorrow is raining. Back to sun on Monday though. :drool:

[Spikey M]

Still absolute shite here too fwiw. This afternoons barbecue isn't looking good. :cry:

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's getting sunny later Mr Mouse. Have faith.

[Yevrah]

I met a guy on holiday in Thailand who’d caught and survived dengue fever there. He said what he could remember of the experience was indescribably bad, that it lasted for days and he was very lucky to be alive given the state he was in when treatment commenced.

Sounds lovely and I guess that is the one good thing about the dogshit English weather — it doesn’t lend itself to an environment that’s constantly trying to kill you.

[Giggles]

First day I could properly fire up the bbq and I've to go out for dinner later :moop:

[Luke Emia]

Absolute fucking dogshit today. Car reckons it was 10.5 when I just popped out as well. Fucking windy and cold I’ve stuck the heating on.

[Waffdon]

I know this is really boring but...the cloud hasn't lifted and it looks like it's here for the day. And tomorrow is raining. Back to sun on Monday though. :drool:

It’s been sunny in Dundee all day, or from midday when I got there anyway. A little faith in future x

[Foe]

Glorious in the highlands.

I’ve got my first squashies tan of the year and it’s a belter.

[Spikey M]

It's getting sunny later Mr Mouse. Have faith.

Came out about 3 o'clock. Not good enough Mr Hasselbaink.

[Waffdon]

I know this is really boring but...the cloud hasn't lifted and it looks like it's here for the day. And tomorrow is raining. Back to sun on Monday though. :drool:

It’s been sunny in Dundee all day, or from midday when I got there anyway. A little faith in future x

[Boydy]

Think I've maybe got a bit burnt today.

[Baz]

I bloody love drying washing on the line.

[Spikey M]

High teens and sun for the next week. We did it lads. Spring is finally here. :drool:

[Don]

Amen. Got back from Vietnam's 40 degree business to this yesterday and it's positively lovely.

[Waffdon]

Huge fan of the weather being incredibly good during the week and not as good at the weekend at the minute. 21c today, 23c tomorrow and 21c Wednesday. Back to 18c at the weekend but at least it’s sunny.

[Pepe]

Officially espadrille season over here. :drool:

[Spikey M]

We had a couple of decent days but yesterday was shit. 14c with cold wind coming from the northeast. Not the best day for a barbecue round the inlaws'. They had to put the outdoor heating on :moop:

Still not even achieved 20c yet. I'm over this shit. It's nearly fucking June.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Have you moved to Norway or something? It was glorious here.

[Lofty]

Into the second week of non stop 20 degree sunshine here in the glorious North West :cool:

[Ben]

We had a couple of decent days but yesterday was shit. 14c with cold wind coming from the northeast. Not the best day for a barbecue round the inlaws'. They had to put the outdoor heating on :moop:

Still not even achieved 20c yet. I'm over this shit. It's nearly fucking June.

The North East was glorious yesterday thanks.

[Spikey M]

Have you moved to Norway or something? It was glorious here.


The North East was glorious yesterday thanks.

It appears to have directly targeted my inlaws garden and surrounding areas. It's not helpful that they live as far east as you can go without falling into the marshes.

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[Baz]

Been glorious here. And no sign of it letting up.

I'm off work too - today has been allocated to tidying the shit-tip playroom (conservatory) but tomorrow I'm home alone and fully intend to sunbathe all day. :cool:

[Spikey M]

Still shit today. 15c and cold wind. Literally everything about this country is shit at the moment.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Really don't get how there's like a 7 degree difference from here to there. 47 miles away as the crow flies.

[Lewis]

The sun can't find his head.

[niko_cee]

Wind off the north sea. I'm currently in the 'look east' bbc region and can confirm it's fairly freezing.

[Waffdon]

Really don't get how there's like a 7 degree difference from here to there. 47 miles away as the crow flies.

18c in Dundee and 23c about 20 miles down the road here so would make sense.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

15c here but no wind so it was alright.

Glad it wasn't 20+ as I was doing garden work and I'd have probably died. Was already sweating like a pig in this weather.

[Magic]

18c in Dundee and 23c about 20 miles down the road here so would make sense.

Can be a 5C swing between Dundee and THE FERRY.

[Waffdon]

The Ferry in the sun is absolutely glorious. Unfortunately I can’t convince to make back that way at present.