Margaret Fleming

[John]

I hadn't heard about this previously, but the report on the Scottish news just now opened with the sentence 'Margaret Fleming has not been seen in seventeen years, and her carers reported her missing six weeks ago', so there's obviously something a bit mad going on.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/margaret-fleming-mystery-close-pal-9453145

Probably just been killed and stashed under the patio, but that opening sentence is sticking with me.

[Disco]

What a cheery publication that is, the Top Stories section went 4 for 4 in the fucking grim news stakes.

http://i.imgur.com/V8UDgfj.jpg

[John]

If it bleeds it leads.