Yaya Toure: Drunk in Dagenham

[Bam]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38299308

Other than the piss poor excuse for drink driving, what the fuck was he doing driving around shitty old Dagenham!? :scratch:

[Kikó]

Picking up his brothers wife's diet pills.

[Raoul Duke]

He needs to be packed off to the Chinese glue factory ASAP.

No wonder Pep binned him from Barca last time. Massive helmet.