Who do you reckon will be the first of us to die?

[Offshore Toon]

An award will be handed out to whoever guesses correctly first.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hammer.

Wouldn't take much for him to fall in with 'the wrong crowd' who off him.

[Giggles]

Toby.

Or do you mean in the future?

[Spoonsky]

More interesting question is, how will each of us die?

Charlie will get very bad food poisoning and leave everything to his dog. Mahow will die in a plane crash on the way to visit a Pakistani cam girl.

[Giggles]

I reckon I'll go first. Heart attack.

Or by choking on big pasta when I should have had spaghetti.

[Offshore Toon]

Mahow will die from dehydration.

[John]

Hammer could very easily end up being eaten by a German sex fiend.

[Lewis]

Don't you have that brain thing, John? Probably you.

[mugbull]

Oh, autism?

[John]

Don't you have that brain thing, John? Probably you.

Yep. I'm probably the correct answer.

[Baz]

Hopefully not me.

[Giggles]

Was that brain thing mentioned here before? First I heard it mentioned but fuck that's a shit one.

[Bartholomert]

How would we even know if one of us died? Also isn't there like a 50-60 year old posting on here?

[Spoonsky]

Mellin would let us know.

[John]

Was that brain thing mentioned here before? First I heard it mentioned but fuck that's a shit one.

Not for a long time.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We knew when davidbr died because his dad (I think) sent us all PMs from his account.

[mugbull]

SOmebody already died? When was that? Shittt

[Spoonsky]

Fuck, I forgot about davidbr. Cromer Town forever.

[Spoonsky]

All of that lost now, too, forever. :|

[Alex]

How would we even know if one of us died? Also isn't there like a 50-60 year old posting on here?

I'm not sure, but I think in the interest of forum longevity which should set up some sort of Hellfish Bonanza style pact where the last one still alive and posting gets all the money from the big board whip round.

[Giggles]

I really have no recollection of a davidbr. Was he ages ago before my time or was he an FM section poster?

[Pleb]

FM poster but mainly writing Fan Fiction stuff.

[Adamski]

Leeds 100%

[Kikó]

Spav was the safe choice for ages but now it'll be Mert in a lynching by trump supporters.

[Jimmy Floyd]

First of us with a gun in his hand: ?
First to do time: Mellin

Not looking great for the Brummie funster.

[phonics]

While setting up this forum I found a genuine script where you would input an e-mail and if that person hadn't logged in for a certain amount of time would ask if the person concered was dead. I decided not to considering I killed the forum a day and a half later.

I can implement it if people think it's a good idea. Personally I still find the FB stuff a bit nuts but I'd also be sad if you guys thought I just left you.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Can't believe nobody has said it yet but Magic in a murder-suicide.

[The Merse]

If the old board is included then clearly it'll be Spav by natural causes or Saint by natural selection. .

[Spikey M]

RIP Richie.

[Disco]

Stimson too, he was getting on a bit. IJ always seemed like the type to found dead wanking on a door like Michael Hutchence.

[Ian]

Dunno if I'm being a dick but what's your brain thing, John?

[The Merse]

Dunno if I'm being a dick but what's your brain thing, John?

Fuck sake :serious:

[John]

Dunno if I'm being a dick but what's your brain thing, John?

Mum and dad both went young with aneurysms, I went for a scan and I'm at huge risk of going the same way, basically.

[Shindig]

.. Frig. I don't want to make any predictions in this thread. If I'd taken one more step in April, I'd have been bounced along the A690 on my head.

[Ian]

Mum and dad both went young with aneurysms, I went for a scan and I'm at huge risk of going the same way, basically.

Shitting hell. How young are we talking?

[Pepe]

Reg.

[Giggles]

Reg.

[Giggles]

Fuck you paypay!

[Pepe]

Too slow. Should eat more high quality animal products.

[John]

Shitting hell. How young are we talking?

Mum was forty, dad was forty five.

[Giggles]

Too slow. Should eat more high quality animal products.

But low quality is so much nicer.