Did I miss something? (STATE OF THE BOARD THREAD)

[Pepe]

I haven't been much in here lately, but I haven't seen any discussions on things such as Fidel Castro's death, or Ronaldo being as much of a tax dodging cunt as Messi (but still shitter at football lololol) but Benzema turning out to be a saint. Then there is WDYTOE and its, what? five lists? Is the board dying? Should I ask for my money back?

[Kikó]

Baz has already spent it and I'm doing a list.

[Giggles]

It's a safe bet these days that you did indeed miss nothing.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm also doing a list but it's taking ages.

I think we did have some #highend Castro chat though.

[mugbull]

I think the fact that Dquincy alone constituted 50% of posts yesterday is an omen

[Offshore Toon]

The board has been dying for about five years.

[-james-]

It's better than it was a couple of months ago.

I have also started a list which I may or may not finish.

[Pepe]

I think the fact that Dquincy alone constituted 50% of posts yesterday is an omen

Tragic.

[Pepe]

I think I'll write a list but it won't happen in the next two weeks.

[Kikó]

Christmas lists for all!

[Disco]

Someone was a bit keen with the wdytoe so mine isn't finished.

[Mike]

The board seems as fine as ever really.

[Offshore Toon]

I don't think anybody has changed in the time I've been away so I'm not going to do a list.

[Smiffy]

I've tried to conjure up a WDYTOE list but each time I've got a few names into it before fucking it off for the simple fact that I only care for a select few on here. It's a shit forum but it's only that way because everyone is bone idle and disinterested. Personally I only frequent here to post in the FM thread or throwaway comments that inevitably don't come across as intended.

[Kikó]

Is that a chimpout?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is that a chimpout?

Let's claim it, the board needs one.

[randomlegend]

I've been drifting away a lot lately, just not as interested any more.

[Adamski]

I'm sure I could muster up a WDYTOE.

Giggles are you still pretending you don't know who everyone is? Get a list up :cool:

[Giggles]

I'm sure I could muster up a WDYTOE.

Giggles are you still pretending you don't know who everyone is? Get a list up :cool:

Not everyone but apart from a few there's just one massive group that I can't really differentiate between. Not as bad as before but I'd end up with less than 15 entries.

[Disco]

Do it anyway, more is more and all that. Spice it up by giving me an utter drubbing if you like.

[Giggles]

Do it anyway, more is more and all that. Spice it up by giving me an utter drubbing if you like.

Disco - sound.

[Offshore Toon]

The fact that people can't be bothered to do a WDYTOE at least shows there's a decent amount of members.

[Lewis]

I've been drifting away a lot lately, just not as interested any more.

We kept you going, you invalid.

[Spoonsky]

No wonder the board's gone to shit, Pepe hasn't been posting.

[Adamski]

Yeah those three word posts really keep the wheel turning.

[Pleb]

Someone get a Werewolf up then.

[Offshore Toon]

Werewolf games are so shit. Just make threads about whatever you're thinking about at the time. Any sort of content can lead to good posting.

[Kikó]

There is a strong correlation between the beginning of the werewolf games and the death of the board.

[Magic]

Yeah those three word posts really keep the wheel turning.

You're thinking of Seven.

[Adamski]

You're thinking of Seven.

No, definitely three.

[Magic]

No, definitely three.

Irony right here.

Edit: lawl.

[Adamski]

:)

[Giggles]

Bantz.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Disband the whatsapp group and this place will THRIVE.

Fuck Lee, Benny and all the rest who only use the group.

[phonics]

Still genuinely can't understand how a Whatsapp Group trumps a forum UX wise. /nerd

[Offshore Toon]

We should set up a 5-a-side tournament with Team Refuge, Team LadBible, Team Spreadsheet/Autism etc.

[Magic]

I bet it's all complimentary nonsense. It's no surprise it houses some of the weakest minds this board ever saw.

[Foe]

I still love you all. x

[Adamski]

I bet it's all complimentary nonsense. It's no surprise it houses some of the weakest minds this board ever saw.

First part is a good point but doesn't necessarily need to be in a negative way. They're all fairly nice guys so I can imagine it being quite complimentary and civil.

The real charm of this place is when a normal human suddenly finds himself balls deep in a conversation about who was the best ninja mutant turtle with one of the spackers.

[Lee]

Still genuinely can't understand how a Whatsapp Group trumps a forum UX wise. /nerd

I was losing interest anyway. The board has been becoming less active (or at least less active in relation to things I wanted to post about) and was a bit of a time sink. Just a distraction from doing anything else. The WhatsApp group is a more convenient distraction in that it's instant, and it takes less time to indulge in.

I'd have stopped posting at some point. I thought about doing so a couple of times over the summer but never relly had the willpower. Then it just sort of happened naturally when I was invited into the group. There's no weird calculated "KILL THE BOARD" thing going on. The place has just had its day for me and I suspect it will be gone competely within a couple of years. The membership is shrinking and what's left just seems to thrive on bitterness and negativity. It's a shame as it was brilliant in its day, but its day has gone.

[Lewis]

We should set up a 5-a-side tournament with Team Refuge, Team LadBible, Team Spreadsheet/Autism etc.

We (or rather Saint and his ninety-eight per cent chance conversion rate) would fucking crush them.

[Lewis]

'The board has less about what I want to post about, so I decided to post less.'

Oh fucking nice one dickhead.

[Offshore Toon]

We (or rather Saint and his ninety-eight per cent chance conversion rate) would fucking crush them.
Meegs was a banging sweeper in Haxball, so with Luca The Untouchable in goal and then me, you and Saint as a forward three we'd storm it.

[Pepe]

Imagine getting a notification on your phone every time someone posts. :sick:

[Pepe]

The haxball tournament. :drool:

[Pleb]

:D

Remember that haxball tournament we had? Yeah that was a thing.

Pepe :cool:

[Giggles]

Imagine getting a notification on your phone every time someone posts. :sick:

You can mute Whatsapp. I'm only in one group (with 2 other people) and I have it set to no notifications in case they start bullshitting to each other about some PS4 game. Easy to skim through and catch up after.

[Spoonsky]

Meegs was a banging sweeper in Haxball, so with Luca The Untouchable in goal and then me, you and Saint as a forward three we'd storm it.

I've got bad news...

[Pepe]

Those matches were some of the most nerve-wracking shit I've had to participate in. Mostly because I'm so bad that I knew if we lost it would be due to a fuck up of mine.

Kept it cool as fuck though. Undefeated. :cool:

[Pepe]

You can mute Whatsapp. I'm only in one group (with 2 other people) and I have it set to no notifications in case they start bullshitting to each other about some PS4 game. Easy to skim through and catch up after.

But then I wouldn't know when it's time to go home!

I am not in any group.

[Ian]

I blame you, Pleb. Remember that I blame you.

[Pleb]

I did nothing :sherlock:

[Lee]

'The board has less about what I want to post about, so I decided to post less.'

Oh fucking nice one dickhead.

Well yeah. It's just a form of entertainment, just like any other.

It became less entertaining so I stopped using it. I don't see it as being my responsibility to maintain the place. If I tv show I watch goes to shit I don't write in with new scripts. There's no scope for improvement anyway. It's all the same recycled opinions on stuff.

It means more to some (you) than it does to others. Your sniping at people is one of the things making it unattractive, by the way. Let it die.

[Giggles]

Well yeah. It's just a form of entertainment, just like any other.

It became less entertaining so I stopped using it. I don't see it as being my responsibility to maintain the place. If I tv show I watch goes to shit I don't write in with new scripts. There's no scope for improvement anyway. It's all the same recycled opinions on stuff.

It means more to some (you) than it does to others. Your sniping at people is one of the things making it unattractive, by the way. Let it die.

We've nowhere else to go though, Kiko didn't deem us worthy.

[Ian]

I did nothing :sherlock:

Exactly my point.

[Pepe]

He rolled, I recall.

[Pleb]

:cool:

[Spoonsky]

Nobody blamed Haxball for killing the board when we spending half our time on it.

[Pepe]

Plenty of people did actually.

[Giggles]

Nobody blamed Haxball for killing the board when we spending half our time on it.

I did.

And it did.

[Lee]

We've nowhere else to go though, Kiko didn't deem us worthy.

Kiko didn't invite me. The Kiko hate is bizarre.

There are loads of other things to do anyway.

[Adamski]

Kiko didn't invite me. The Kiko hate is bizarre.

There are loads of other things to do anyway.

Kiko is the anti-Giggles in every conceivable way.

Kiko :cool:

[Spoonsky]

I did.

And it did.

:D

Fair enough, at least you're consistent.

[Giggles]

Kiko is the anti-Giggles in every conceivable way.

Kiko :cool:

Indeed I've never been a blowhard.

Me :cool:

[Offshore Toon]

Nobody blamed Haxball for killing the board when we spending half our time on it.


Plenty of people did actually.
Aye, they did.

I think it worked both ways. When we had a decent amount of people in there, the people sitting out would be browsing this place, so I'd be checking every 10 to 15 minutes, which is more than I would do if I was to decide to do something else. Haxball made me more active, but obviously that wouldn't have been the case for everybody.

[Lewis]

Well yeah. It's just a form of entertainment, just like any other.

It became less entertaining so I stopped using it. I don't see it as being my responsibility to maintain the place. If I tv show I watch goes to shit I don't write in with new scripts. There's no scope for improvement anyway. It's all the same recycled opinions on stuff.

It means more to some (you) than it does to others. Your sniping at people is one of the things making it unattractive, by the way. Let it die.

It's a 'form of entertainment' that depends on your contributing, so your telly analogy would only work if your programmes started going to shit on account of you closing your eyes and muting them (which may be fitting if you have only just noticed a turn towards negativity).

[Jimmy Floyd]

This board has been dripping with negativity from day one. There are now just not as many redshirt posters to pad it all out.

[Magic]

I'll always post here even when it's just me, Giggles and Mahow.

Edit: and Lewis.

[Pepe]

:drool:

[Giggles]

I'll always post here even when it's just me, Giggles and Mahow.

Edit: and Lewis.

I'm off soon. Joining a whatsapp m8.

[Magic]

We'd be like Chernobyl. Stuck in the mid-00s in 2035.

[GS]

This continued fascination with 'the Group' is all a bit odd.

[Offshore Toon]

I'll always post here even when it's just me, Giggles and Mahow.

Edit: and Lewis.
You went missing for ages. Could happen again.

[Kikó]

Fuck off giggles.

[Giggles]

This continued fascination with 'the Group' is all a bit odd.

Who let you out of the politics thread, you know you're too good to be slumming it.

Mods, it's escaped again.

[Kikó]

I think this place has surprising longevity considering. We have some older bastards like spikey and offshore posting and on occasion bam remembers to post. Elth turns up and who knows, maybe we will even get Taz.

[Lewis]

If I had to predict the state of the bitter-enders, I would go me, Baz, Floyd, John, Mahow, Pepe, and Smiffy. The Core Group, in many respects, and more than enough to keep things going.

[Giggles]

Fuck off giggles.

Love you too bro.

[igor_balis]

i'm gonna be sticking around simply out of resentment that the accepted peak of the place was about 3 years before i even started posting, delusionally thinking it'll pick up again soon.

[Kikó]

If I had to predict the state of the bitter-enders, I would go me, Baz, Floyd, John, Mahow, Pepe, and Smiffy. The Core Group, in many respects, and more than enough to keep things going.

It'll be like teh fuge. Posts from harold and saint and eventually you killing your mother through insanity.

[GS]

Who let you out of the politics thread, you know you're too good to be slumming it.

Mods, it's escaped again.

It's almost hard to believe that your own peculiar brand of whinge isn't sufficient, in and of itself, to reengage posters who've lost interest.

The politics threads are about the only thing which give me cause to check here with any regularity. Absent them, I'll retreat fully into the Group and leave you to it. Which you'll profess complete indifference to in any response no doubt, yet you'll continue to complain bitterly that we're all supposedly posting in a WhatsApp group instead.

[Giggles]

It's almost hard to believe that your own peculiar brand of whinge isn't sufficient, in and of itself, to reengage posters who've lost interest.

The politics threads are about the only thing which give me cause to check here with any regularity. Absent them, I'll retreat fully into the Group and leave you to it. Which you'll profess complete indifference to in any response no doubt, yet you'll continue to complain bitterly that we're all supposedly posting in a WhatsApp group instead.

Well you all are, though you're the one loss that kiko can be thanked for.

[GS]

It wasn't Kiko.

The whingers have it wrong, anyway. The Group is far more a consequence than a cause of this place being tedious. The likes of yourself and Boydy (being the two prime examples) do nothing but whinge and jibe. The whole thing is an effort.

It's entirely your prerogative to do so if you choose, but you can't be surprised when people find it boring and choose to do other things instead. And that's all some members of the entirely fictional 'Group' are doing - choosing to do other things instead of wading through the same old arguments and the same old recycled digs.

[Giggles]

It wasn't Kiko.

The whingers have it wrong, anyway. The Group is far more a consequence than a cause of this place being tedious. The likes of yourself and Boydy (being the two prime examples) do nothing but whinge and jibe. The whole thing is an effort.

It's entirely your prerogative to do so if you choose, but you can't be surprised when people find it boring and choose to do other things instead. And that's all some members of the entirely fictional 'Group' are doing - choosing to do other things instead of wading through the same old arguments and the same old recycled digs.

How can you all be doing something that's fictional?

[Offshore Toon]

Who's in the WhatsApp group? Isn't it only Kiko and Taz in there that are good anyway? Kiko is still about, so it's not that damaging.

[Giggles]

Who's in the WhatsApp group? Isn't it only Kiko and Taz in there that are good anyway? Kiko is still about, so it's not that damaging.

Nobody. It's fictional.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I doubt I'll get tired of checking this place even when the cockroaches start moving in. The most informative and enjoyable way of filling dead time for the last decade plus.

[Disco]

I'm nothing if not a creature of habit so unless there's literally nobody left I'll probably still keep a tab open.

[Dark Soldier]

i'm gonna be sticking around simply out of resentment that the accepted peak of the place was about 3 years before i even started posting, delusionally thinking it'll pick up again soon.

Peaked in 2003 mate. Irriducibili ran the whole show.

[Boydy]

The negativity's off the scale these days.

[Giggles]

The negativity's off the scale these days.

It's your (and my) fault too. THE (fictional) GROUP has spoken.

[phonics]

That feeling when you come into a thread and the families arguing with each other :(

My dab at the WhatsApp was very much a joke. A forum is whatever you contribute to it. Those sniping about how shit it is (still haven't understood this, disappeared for about 2 years and theres only a 5 or so member difference in the regulars) don't make anything better.

I would love to be spending my time updating this place (I haven't been able to quote people for over a month due to a bug on Chrome) and making this place feel active but frankly my job has to come first and spending your time doing a version of your job at home sucks.

I'm looking at getting a week or two off next January to work on TTH.

[mugbull]

What you need help with? I can probably do something over Christmas break if breaking up the workload is something you're interested in.

[Baz]

Reckon there's ever been a discussion in the group about who is and who isn't ever gonna be invited? Like 'if any of you lovely sods ever invite giggles to this chat, I'm gonna leave. I'll still love you all but enough is enough.'

[Spikey M]

All this shit about the WhatsApp group is how conspiracy theories start.

How far up the illuminati chain are you, keeks?

[Kikó]

At least we didn't create our own forum like the grassroots guys.

[Giggles]

Reckon there's ever been a discussion in the group about who is and who isn't ever gonna be invited? Like 'if any of you lovely sods ever invite giggles to this chat, I'm gonna leave. I'll still love you all but enough is enough.'

I'm not of the social standing.

[igor_balis]

I'll join ya lr

[Kikó]

Can I join?

[Smiffy]

Phonics rant has just given me a new idea. :drool: Thread coming soon!

More > Less.

[Manc]

New blood would help. I'd invite some types but they're fairly bage. Not a pigeon killer amongst them.

[Panda Bear]

I got kicked out of the WhatsApp group in 2013 for inactivity.

[Adamski]

New blood would help. I'd invite some types but they're fairly bage. Not a pigeon killer amongst them.

Beige.

Monster.

[Baz]

Add me. My number is 01661 824851. :harold:

[7om]

We could just skip the flirting and go straight to Whatsapp groups and reconvene here every month or so to greet each other. Like a G20 or something.

I propose a North American affiliate of myself, Pepe, mokbull, Mert, Luca and Spoonsky

[Giggles]

I'll talk to myself and report back after the month.

[Offshore Toon]

That would work as long as each group also had a blog to post about major events.

[Panda Bear]

Got the boot without even having had a chance. :(

[Giggles]

Got the boot without even having had a chance. :(

You're not big shot enough Panda :(

[7om]

Sorry, Panda. You can join mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He doesn't need your pity, prick.

[7om]

He doesn't need you speaking for him either. Mind your own business.

[Adamski]

We could just skip the flirting and go straight to Whatsapp groups and reconvene here every month or so to greet each other. Like a G20 or something.

I propose a North American affiliate of myself, Pepe, mokbull, Mert, Luca and Spoonsky

Luca is Australia now is he not? What a void in the group that is.

[Giggles]

Luca is surely in THE GROUP anyway.

[Magic]

Luca wouldn't have time for the group.

[Offshore Toon]

I thought Luca was in India saving them from themselves?

[mugbull]

Pretty sure he's going to a Canadian business school

[Baz]

Luca doesn't bloody shut up on WhatsApp fwiw

[Offshore Toon]

Luca can do what he wants. If he was attending a meet I'd definitely be there.

[Lewis]

He's really small.

[Kikó]

Panda, you left the group you lying bastard.

[Panda Bear]

No way would I have left that group! I kept getting called out for inactivity. You go through the records. You go through them. :(

Or I left the group. Who's to say?


He doesn't need your pity, prick.


He doesn't need you speaking for him either. Mind your own business.If I did need Mahow speaking for me, though, I would definitely need some pity.

EDIT 8: The ping alone would make me seem slow.

[Danny]

I blame Reddit and yev disappearing to it....

http://i.imgur.com/cKHRFvq.jpg

[Pepe]

That's even more outrageous the The Group.

[Spikey M]

Why is he typing like a Yank? The old fraud.

[Spoonsky]

"I understand the downvotes just surprised how fast they came."

Look at our Yevrah learning new technologies. Flo Ride was barely a month ago.

[Giggles]

The activity :drool:

[Disco]

What have you done with the real giggles?!

[Giggles]

:( People keep saying that to me.

[Adamski]

Cheer down you happy cunt.

[Giggles]

I expect a return to being a sour old bastard soon, fear not.

[Boydy]

It's the Christmas spirit.

[Giggles]

Joy to the world, etc, etc.

Even you Boydy.

[Disco]

This feels wrong.

Also, how have I been using vBulletin for over a decade and don't know how to post in caps?

[Giggles]

This feels wrong.

Also, how have I been using vBulletin for over a decade and don't know how to post in caps?

You can't do all caps. You need some small case letters. Best way to do it is have some white lower case in there.

[Giggles]

LIKE THIS INNIT.

small letters

[Disco]

God damn nanny state.

[igor_balis]

Caps are certainly cruise control for cool.

[Smiffy]

I should have trademarked that shit. :moop:

[Bam]

Trademarked what?

[Kikó]

Not making any fucking sense.

[Dquincy]

My posting today really has been top notch. Hope you've all enjoyed it.

[Smiffy]

LIKE THIS INNIT.

small letters"


LIKE THIS INNIT.

small letters


LIKE THIS INNIT.

small letters


LIKE THIS INNIT.

small letters

Blind twats.

[Manc]

Seeth a day. Do these ever make the blog?

[Bam]

OMG yes you should of trademarked that. The fucking nerve some people have using it.

[Smiffy]

I know like oh em gee.

EDIT. 2000 and out. Look after yourselves boys. :cool:

[Bam]

Yeah just like that.

[Baz]

I agree with those saying it's been good lately.

Keep up the good work guys.

[Dquincy]

Thanks Baz. Appreciate it mate.

Hope the wrapping is going well.

[Giggles]

Fuck, I still have to do the wrapping.

[Dquincy]

I had a take-away Indian last night, Gigs. Was delish.

[Giggles]

I was going to get one as she was at her Christmas party but I found a packet of chicken goujons in the freezer. I mist get a pre Christmas pathia during the week.

What did you go for? Any starter bits? :drool:

[Dquincy]

I was going to get one as she was at her Christmas party but I found a packet of chicken goujons in the freezer. I mist get a pre Christmas pathia during the week.

What did you go for? Any starter bits? :drool:

Always recommend a pre-Christmas curry.

Had chicken madras with pilau rice, keema nan, and sag aloo.

[Giggles]

Keema :cool:

[Spikey M]

Always recommend a pre-Christmas curry.

Had chicken madras with pilau rice, keema nan, and sag aloo.

I had the same :|

Minus the naan and sag aloo. I had 'doms and bombay potatoes.

[Dquincy]

Synergy. :drool:

[Disco]

Might get one after shopping tomorrow.

Pakoras, samosas, or chaat with a nice hot Jalfrezi.

[Lewis]

Has Smiffy just left the board? Fanny.

[Magic]

Madras. :sick:

[Magic]

Has Smiffy just left the board? Fanny.

I'd like to say I'm bothered but once you go personal there's no coming back for me.

[Manc]

2000 and out, memoirs by Mert the Turk.

[Giggles]

Madras. :sick:

What's wrong with a madras?

[Baz]

Synergy. :drool::D

[Disco]

Has Smiffy just left the board? Fanny.

The same way he's left a bajillion times before.

[Magic]

What's wrong with a madras?

It's disgusting. Even worse than the no-go Bangladeshi rape areas.

[Dquincy]

Hate it when these muppets threaten to leave the board and always return. :uhoh:

[Magic]

Call me a mad raving lunatic but I'm actually enjoying quince being back here.

[Adamski]

Until he gets drunk again and turns into dquimcy.

[Lewis]

My all-time favourite leaving was when phonics first went to university and ditched us for a month until his quality new life never materialised.

[Baz]

What about TTH Apprentice?

[Magic]

Mine was R-1s. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I always liked Pavel's leaving party.

That was a whopper of a thread.

[Lewis]

Mine was R-1s. :drool:

Did he have an official leaving moment? Regardless, it would have been nothing compared to his wanking over buildings MELTDOWN.

[Spikey M]

Pavel :drool:

I'm not sure if 'short-skirt-gate' or his inability to understand how a random drawing of numbers worked was better.

[Magic]

Did he have an official leaving moment? Regardless, it would have been nothing compared to his wanking over buildings MELTDOWN.

I think it must have been IJ constantly undermining his fucking terrible, homeless, benefit decision making.

[Kikó]

Pavel still uses Pavelware.com for his email address.

[Foe]

I bought one of those clocks with mini frames for pictures round the outside at each number.

Planned to put NFL players in there but as yet can't be assed. Might just put it up with the random stock family photos in. Nobody's going to notice anyway yeah? Everyone just uses the moon/sun to tell time anyway.

[Manc]

You what?

[Giggles]

Yeah, what the fuck?

[Dquincy]

Foe's going full mental.

[Foe]

:(

That plans scuppered then.

[Dquincy]

You're in a padded room, right?

Do whatever makes you happy (unless it's rape).

[igor_balis]

just gonna use this as the "board history thread". I went back through the old ARCHIVES just before the old place died for good, and found some weird half-naked selfies by some man with a beard in the mugshot thread, who was he? Think he was Northern Irish.

[Lewis]

That sounds like Fuce.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, Fuce was always posting stuff like that in the old days.

I still have a picture of him posing only with a Guitar Hero guitar burned into my memory.

[Lewis]

That was Fry.

[igor_balis]

Was Fry any good? I just remember all his posts being tl;dr.

[Lewis]

No.

[mugbull]

yo what a fucking dope conversationalist Lewis is

[Lewis]

Alright, Poochie.

[Disco]

Il Fuce was alright, like an overgrown hobbit with a drinking problem and a camera.

[igor_balis]

sounds like me except i'm not alright

[Disco]

Nah, you'll do.

[Queenslander]

I remember R1 getting triggered by all my questions in the FM section way way back in days where all newbies would draw heat for no reason.

[Queenslander]

Also Brighton would wet the bed when a hard J popped up.

[Spoonsky]

My all-time favourite leaving was when phonics first went to university and ditched us for a month until his quality new life never materialised.

That will be me pretty soon I think.

[phonics]

A month... It was about a year and a half.

[Lewis]

If the TR posting record is anything to go by, it was 15 to 28 September.

[phonics]

Typical smears from the gutter.

[Reg]

We just had 4 posts at 9:36pm.

'Tis the season!

[John]

Three.

[Giggles]

The second coming.

[Reg]

Three.
Four. Offshore's first in the breakfast thread.

[Magic]

Merry fucking Christmas naysayers/whatsapp cunts.

[Dquincy]

Why is there a watsapp group? What a bunch of wankers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Clearly seething that you're not in it.

[Dquincy]

You what? :D Because I get on so well with people on here.

The watsapp group probably contributes to fewer posts on here.

[Kikó]

Loads of tee hees though.

[Manc]

Does the group get a notification everytime "WhatsApp" is posted?

[Kikó]

Of course.

[Giggles]

Even Lee ASSEMBLED the last time it came up.

[Disco]

You what? :D Because I get on so well with people on here.

The watsapp group probably contributes to fewer posts on here.

When you factor in all the posts bitching about it it probably evens out.

[bruhnaldo]

Why are people so obsessed with whatsapp? There's nothing wrong with the forum.

[Boydy]

I miss Lee.


Also, what happened to Toby?

[Spammer]

You wouldn't miss Lee if you were in the Whatsapp group :cool:

[Lewis]

Tobias always has little ponce-offs when he gets a job, as if there is oh so much for a fat headed twat to do on the mainland.

[Mazuuurk]

WhatsApp ain't no MSN. All I'm saying :cool:

[Lewis]

Nothing is. :cool:

[phonics]

I'm still amazed they shut that down. I can't imagine it was a massive drain on resources but thinking about it, I don't think I've logged into MSN in 5-6 years.

[Lewis]

It got rolled into Skype, because obviously what we all really wanted to do was videocall each other.

[Dquincy]

How's the board doing? Thriving or wilting?

[Mike]

Same as ever

[Giggles]

How's the board doing? Thriving or wilting?

It is absolutely fucked. There's been that little lately that I read the last page of the politics thread today. The fucking politics thread.

[Yevrah]

We need some new members or it really is game over.

[Lewis]

Let's goad Gary Neville into signing up.

[Dquincy]

Sorry to here that mate. If it helps, I'm enjoying your FM posts (as well as others). I'm up to page 42 and dreading the day i get up to date.

What happened to the recruitment drive?

I've been out for a curry tonight. Had a chicken tikka dansak and a special dish called 'dave's dish'.

[Giggles]

Sorry to here that mate. If it helps, I'm enjoying your FM posts (as well as others). I'm up to page 42 and dreading the day i get up to date.

What happened to the recruitment drive?

I've been out for a curry tonight. Had a chicken tikka dansak and a special dish called 'dave's dish'.

Never get a dansak as the pathia tends to be the same sauce and doesn't have lentils in it. What type of thing was the Dave's one?

[Dquincy]

I blame social media for the slow down. Bloody Zuckerberg, twat.

[Dquincy]

Ok, I've got to look up a pathia. Not a clue what it is.

Dave's dish was a lamb dish. Wife had it and was bloody good. I asked her what was in it. All she said was it was 'tangy'. Useless.

[Giggles]

Ok, I've got to look up a pathia. Not a clue what it is.

Dave's dish was a lamb dish. Wife had it and was bloody good. I asked her what was in it. All she said was it was 'tangy'. Useless.

Tangy and lamb, sounds good.

The pathia would be my favourite. Sometimes it's slightly different but in some places the sauce is what you get in a dansak. Always the sweet/sour thing though and tends to be quite a thick sticky sauce. My old local place had fresh mango in theirs and it was class.

[Dquincy]

Mango? I'm not sure I'm ready for mango in a warm dish.

Are you a man who enjoys pineapple on a pizza? Aka. A mentalist.

[Giggles]

Mango? I'm not sure I'm ready for mango in a warm dish.

Are you a man who enjoys pineapple on a pizza? Aka. A mentalist.

I'd eat it if it was accidentally on it or someone offered me some, but I'd never get it deliberately. Zero vegetables and all meat on a pizza if possible.

[Dquincy]

My man. :drool:

[Dark Soldier]

Exactly what I had earlier, nine inch meat feast (steady mahow), popcorn chicken, curly fries. Couldn't finish the pizza but it was exemplary.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm toying with the idea of a takeaway purely because I can't sleep. Coming up to 20 hours awake and I've taken a sleeping pill but still can't nod off. Bastards.

[Kikó]

Nail some ket. It'll sort you.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm not making that mistakes again.

[Dquincy]

Exactly what I had earlier, nine inch meat feast (steady mahow), popcorn chicken, curly fries. Couldn't finish the pizza but it was exemplary.

What pizza place provides that food selection ?

[Spikey M]

We have a Chippy here that does everything from Pizza to fried chicken to Kebabs. It's amazing and disgusting all at the same time.

[Offshore Toon]

We have a Chippy here that does everything from Pizza to fried chicken to Kebabs. It's amazing and disgusting all at the same time.
I love those places. What I want from my takeaway food is it to be cheap, greasy and plentiful.

Anyway, I successfully avoided stuffing my fat face last night and nodded off around 2:30. Woke up at 8:30 and I've been for a run which was horrible. Thought I was going to chuck up at one point, but hopefully its done some good in fucking off this cold. Worst weekend I've had in fucking ages.

[Adamski]

What pizza place provides that food selection ?

For fucks sake

[Giggles]

Here's the Quincy police. Predictable as ever.

[Adamski]

Can you drink rainwater?
Does anyone here like football?
What time will the sunset tonight?
Hands up if you have two ears?

[Offshore Toon]

Turn those into threads, Adam. More threads > less threads.

[Dquincy]

Can you drink rainwater?
Does anyone here like football?
What time will the sunset tonight?
Hands up if you have two ears?

Why are you so obtuse?

[Giggles]

I don't even get what that post was meant to be about.

[Offshore Toon]

Why are you so obtuse?
Shawshank. :cool:

[John]

I'm struggling to think of a takeaway pizza place that wouldn't also do you chicken nuggets and chips, with the exception of Dominos and even they do strips and wedges.

[Giggles]

I doubt there's that many doing curly fries anyway.

[Offshore Toon]

Curly fries don't crop up as often as they should.