Did I miss something? (STATE OF THE BOARD THREAD)

[Boydy]

For fucks sake


Can you drink rainwater?
Does anyone here like football?
What time will the sunset tonight?
Hands up if you have two ears?

:D

[igor_balis]

Dquince will mourn the death of yahoo answers

[Giggles]

Dquince will mourn the death of yahoo answers

In fairness, we've established through the lack of curly fry options in pizza shops that he was correct to ask.

[Magic]

Dquince will mourn the death of yahoo answers

So will I. That and quora has seen me through some tough times.

[Offshore Toon]

The liberal TTH elite just bully Quincy to make themselves feel better.

[Disco]

Him being a dickhead most of the time hasn't helped.

[Baz]

My interest in this place waned a lot when Bruh felt like he was bullied into stopping posting.

[Giggles]

My interest in this place waned a lot when Bruh felt like he was bullied into stopping posting.

I don't even know if that's sarcasm or not.

[Dquincy]

I bring great chat to this place time after time and this is how I'm appreciated.

I'm like Van Gogh, the realisation of my greatness will happen once I'm gone.

[igor_balis]

quincey and bruh are perfectly pleasant people, just oddballs in their own way. i find their strange style of posting something of a nice contrast, if only for their amusing mentalness.

[Magic]

Except Bruh was a fucking tit.

[igor_balis]

I quite liked him, really. It helped that my mental image for him was Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.

[Giggles]

I found him grand too. He was as inoffensive as it gets, though he had no reason for such a meltdown.

[John]

Bruh was fine, but he had comically thin skin. I'd quite like to see him back but if less of him means less of Baz I'll take that trade.

[Adamski]

Why did he go again?

[Offshore Toon]

Did he leave because of the thread title change? He was alright, but that's nowhere near bullying. That kind of behaviour helps to understand why Spoonsky wears a beret.

[Giggles]

Why did he go again?

Because Phonics is a cunt. Repeatedly.

[Giggles]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1459-The-EU-Politics-Thread-(Sponsored-by-Bruhnaldo-s-incompetence)

[John]

He made a thread about European politics and loaded the OP up with pictures of Marine le Pen's daughter so I changed the title to 'sponsored by Bruhnaldo's incompetence' and he took the whole thing very fucking srsly indeed. He edited the OP to say 'PHONICS IS A CUNT' six million times and left.

[Disco]

I can't believe phonics would bully him off the board like that.

[Giggles]

I can't believe phonics would bully him off the board like that.

He's such a cunt.

x500.

[Offshore Toon]

Murkkka

[Dquincy]

This place does suit a certain type of person. That person I am not.

It's very cliquey here, which is ironic considering it's in need for new members (or old ones coming back).

I'll wait for the insults now...

[Giggles]

This place does suit a certain type of person. That person I am not.

It's very cliquey here, which is ironic considering it's in need for new members (or old ones coming back).

I'll wait for the insults now...

That's always been the reason, even on the old board, that there tends to be very few new posters. For all the talk of way to get more, they get ripped a new one when they do post. The cliquey thing only grows stronger with time and lack of new posters too, though since the move there's been a lot less of that.

[Adamski]

I wouldn't say it was cliquey at all. The opposite in fact; everyone is fair game.

[igor_balis]

i think people were a bit unnecessarily mean to Bruh at times, but it looked like he was learning to take it on the chin a bit more (which would eventually lead to people not bothering). bit of a shame that after a few times he'd have been justified to be a bit miffed, he lost the plot over something really stupid and innocuous.

[igor_balis]

I wouldn't say it was cliquey at all. The opposite in fact; everyone is fair game.

Absolutely, though it took me about 5 years to realise that.

[Adamski]

Cause you're a cunt (see?)

[phonics]

Love that what will go down as my greatest own had nothing to do with me outside of saying 'lol'.

[John]

TTH hasn't been cliquey for years, probably since Whizz and JPA fronted the Neighbours crew.

[Giggles]

We're all just older and more boring now and the one thing that was always a constant (football) is something that people lose a good bit of interest in with age. The forum seems to revolve around an obsession with Donald Trump and the EU referendum now, which on a personal level makes the place absolutely worthless to me for the most part these days. In the long term, two threads wonts sustain it for everyone else either even if they are interested.

[Dquincy]

Ok, I was wrong about cliquey.

[Disco]

Love that what will go down as my greatest own had nothing to do with me outside of saying 'lol'.

It was the way you said it. Monster.

[John]

We're all just older and more boring now and the one thing that was always a constant (football) is something that people lose a good bit of interest in with age. The forum seems to revolve around an obsession with Donald Trump and the EU referendum now, which on a personal level makes the place absolutely worthless to me for the most part these days. In the long term, two threads wonts sustain it for everyone else either even if they are interested.

You make far too much of the amount of political talk that goes on. The Trump thread has had about fifteen posts in it this weekend and none since this morning, the UK politics thread even longer than that, and the EU referendum thread hasn't seen action in about six months.

Those three threads combined, by the way, make up less than ten percent of the total posts.

[Magic]

Absolutely, though it took me about 5 years to realise that.

Thank God was sick of those constant why is Lewis such a bully messages on FB.

[Giggles]

You make far too much of the amount of political talk that goes on. The Trump thread has had about fifteen posts in it this weekend and none since this morning, the UK politics thread even longer than that, and the EU referendum thread hasn't seen action in about six months.

Those three threads combined, by the way, make up less than ten percent of the total posts.

I'm counting the UK Politics thread as the 'brexit' thread, I don't know what else does be going on up or over there, and I didn't know there was even a specific one.

You're also taking things as a whole with your 10% but things have regressed big time of late. Can you pull the same % for the past month?

[Adamski]

Thank God was sick of those constant why is Lewis such a bully messages on FB.

"Come and save me Shane, I've had 3 Bacardi breezers and I think I fancy the wife again"

[John]

Taking only the past month would wipe the three thousand posts in the EU thread off the register so the percentage would be even lower.

[Adamski]

Can we create a new state of the board thread to discuss how downhill the posting has went in the last 20 minutes.

[Giggles]

Taking only the past month would wipe the three thousand posts in the EU thread off the register so the percentage would be even lower.

There's been far less posts overall in the past month though, things have tailed off massively. The Trump and UK Politics seem to be constants at the top with unread posts when you log on though.

It's fine like, people are into what they're into and it's all part of getting old for most, but I was just explainingy own lack of interest lately.

[Boydy]

State of the board threads aren't what they used to be.

[Dquincy]

Think Giggles has it well summed up.

If I do leave this place, I hope it won't upset too many people.

[Giggles]

State of the board threads aren't what they used to be.

It peaked when DQ and me had the Indian and pizza talk in fairness.

[Lewis]

If the board has less of what interests you, introduce some more of what interests you. It might stick, it might get ignored, or it might get lolled out of town and generate some tee hee. Either way, anyone moaning from the sidelines that they haven't been able to :D as many posts this week can fuck off.

[Giggles]

If the board has less of what interests you, introduce some more of what interests you. It might stick, it might get ignored, or it might get lolled out of town and generate some tee hee. Either way, anyone moaning from the sidelines that they haven't been able to :D as many posts this week can fuck off.

Me? Lol. I doubt I'd have anything to add of interest but we're too many years in now that it wouldn't matter what I posted anyway.

It's never what's posted on here, it's always been about who posts it.

[Offshore Toon]

If you create a thread, especially in this climate, everybody will likely post at least once in there. Whether it's to engage with the topic or it's because Kikó is a tory that thinks washing clothes is washing up is another matter.

[Kikó]

False news.

[Adamski]

Me? Lol. I doubt I'd have anything to add of interest but we're too many years in now that it wouldn't matter what I posted anyway.

It's never what's posted on here, it's always been about who posts it.

What are your interests and I'll see what I can come up with? No need to mention being a cunt and dquincy as I've noted them already.

[Kikó]

Dquincy has left about 10 times over the years. He loves it more than Harold does.

[Dquincy]

Dquincy has left about 10 times over the years. He loves it more than Harold does.

No, this time it's serious. It's not you, it's me.

But i really don't want some 'big goodbye'. No tears.

[John]

Me? Lol. I doubt I'd have anything to add of interest but we're too many years in now that it wouldn't matter what I posted anyway.

It's never what's posted on here, it's always been about who posts it.

The same bullshit you always spout. Do you think nobody else would have been picked up if they said spaghetti was for show offs?

[Adamski]

:D gets me every fucking time that one.

[Offshore Toon]

Anybody got a link for that post?

[Magic]

"Come and save me Shane, I've had 3 Bacardi breezers and I think I fancy the wife again"

Lol remember that time I nearly picked him up as well.

[Giggles]

What are your interests and I'll see what I can come up with? No need to mention being a cunt and dquincy as I've noted them already.

Nah, it really wouldn't matter at this stage.


The same bullshit you always spout. Do you think nobody else would have been picked up if they said spaghetti was for show offs?

No I don't. Well some would, some wouldn't. That was my point.

[Giggles]

Anybody got a link for that post?

Food thread I'd assume.

[John]

Anybody got a link for that post?

Eating spaghetti to feel like something you're not. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30169&viewfull=1#post30169)

Eating it for show. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30173&viewfull=1#post30173)

[Giggles]

Somewhere around here I'd say.


http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30100&viewfull=1#post30100

[Baz]

Eating spaghetti to feel like something you're not. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30169&viewfull=1#post30169)

Eating it for show. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30173&viewfull=1#post30173):lol:

[phonics]

Missed that at the time. Love how once again, it's my fault for saying Penne is wank.

[John]

No I don't. Well some would, some wouldn't. That was my point.

That you think anyone here could make the same posts you did in that conversation and not get lolled out of the room shows how skewiff your perception of this place, and probably reality as a whole, is.

[Giggles]

That you think anyone here could make the same posts you did in that conversation and not get lolled out of the room shows how skewiff your perception of this place, and probably reality as a whole, is.

They wouldn't, you won't change my mind on that. I don't really care anyway, not enough to stop saying what I think at least. It was basically a counter against being told I couldn't possibly eat a pasta with my bolognese other thelan spaghetti, like it was an unwritten rule. And I still maintain anyone who thinks like that is an absolute cunt.

[John]

They wouldn't, you won't change my mind on that. I don't really care anyway, not enough to stop saying what I think at least. It was basically a counter against being told I couldn't possibly eat a pasta with my bolognese other thelan spaghetti, like it was an unwritten rule. And I still maintain anyone who thinks like that is an absolute cunt.

It definitely wasn't, because nobody made that assertion. Phonics said penne was shit, you said it was all the same, someone mentioned preferring long pasta, you said you have to break long pasta up before cooking it, someone facepalmed that post, and then you launched into your strange thesis on spaghetti being the preserve of the extrovert.

Again, though, not a surprise that your idea of how things are is completely and provably wrong.

[Giggles]

It definitely wasn't, because nobody made that assertion. Phonics said penne was shit, you said it was all the same, someone mentioned preferring long pasta, you said you have to break long pasta up before cooking it, someone facepalmed that post, and then you launched into your strange thesis on spaghetti being the preserve of the extrovert.

Again, though, not a surprise that your idea of how things are is completely and provably wrong.

Whoever facepalmed breaking up spaghetti is as big a tosser in that whole thing as me really.

[Magic]

What cunt face palmed it? He's the one we should really be after.

[Adamski]

It was RL. Leave him alone he's got a sore head.

[Magic]

Another nonce. He'd be a Grade 1 10k plus image child abuse collector if it wasn't for his retarded retinas.

[Giggles]

Anyway the spaghetti thing wasn't my point. You for your mileage from that and it's all good if you get another mile.

I was referring to the suggestion that I should post some things that interest me to get posts going seeing as I don't like politics fest. Not only do I think I wouldn't start anything of interest, but even if I had it would get no traction because I posted it. There's a good few posters on here that you could say the latter for too.

[Magic]

Yeah you and quincy.

[Adamski]

Why would it get no traction because you posted it specifically?

[Giggles]

Why would it get no traction because you posted it specifically?

Because I posted it and there's been enough 'lore' built up by now that it'd be just lolled.

Anyway it was just a remark that I made that is becoming bigger than it needs to be because you lot keep digging and I stupidly keep answering. It's not like I'd start opening a load of threads regardless, it was never my thing on here.

[Offshore Toon]

Eating spaghetti to feel like something you're not. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30169&viewfull=1#post30169)

Eating it for show. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30173&viewfull=1#post30173)


Somewhere around here I'd say.


http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?49-Mahow-s-all-new-all-new-all-new-food-thread&p=30100&viewfull=1#post30100
Cheers, guys. :D

I do think spaghetti is shit for the most part. I get Giggles' point in that for your average wanker the type of pasta is irrelevant, but with top chefs its going to make a difference, and people are always going to copy the best.

[John]

Anyway the spaghetti thing wasn't my point. You for your mileage from that and it's all good if you get another mile.

I was referring to the suggestion that I should post some things that interest me to get posts going seeing as I don't like politics fest. Not only do I think I wouldn't start anything of interest, but even if I had it would get no traction because I posted it. There's a good few posters on here that you could say the latter for too.

I brought up the spaghetti thing because you made the same claims at the time too. We couldn't possibly think the substance of your post was lightspeed mental, we were all getting on your back simply because it was you.

Your inferiority complex is quite pronounced but surely you can't honestly believe that people are so biased against you that they'd not post in a thread that interested them purely to spite you?

[Giggles]

I brought up the spaghetti thing because you made the same claims at the time too. We couldn't possibly think the substance of your post was lightspeed mental, we were all getting on your back simply because it was you.

Your inferiority complex is quite pronounced but surely you can't honestly believe that people are so biased against you that they'd not post in a thread that interested them purely to spite you?

Where did I say they wouldn't post? Where did I even say it'd be out of spite? Most posters here wouldn't be the vindictive type.

[Magic]

I brought up the spaghetti thing because you made the same claims at the time too. We couldn't possibly think the substance of your post was lightspeed mental, we were all getting on your back simply because it was you.

Your inferiority complex is quite pronounced but surely you can't honestly believe that people are so biased against you that they'd not post in a thread that interested them purely to spite you?

Sorry but that's exactly the reason I respond to any thread Giggles posts in.

[John]

Where did I say they wouldn't post? Where did I even say it'd be out of spite? Most posters here wouldn't be the vindictive type.

What would a thread getting 'no traction' look like if not a lack of posts?

[Giggles]

What would a thread getting 'no traction' look like if not a lack of posts?

It'd be just lolled at and would negate the point of posting anything. It really doesn't matter though as I've no interest in opening threads anyway. Just stop putting words in my mouth and we can leave it there.

[Magic]

Type 'Giggles is a' and keep pressing the middle button until it makes a sentence. Mobiles only icymi.

Giggles is a good idea to Michael Bay The Mummy and I will pick up the good news for you to do migration because of the team will be happy to help you find the best thing about the tournament in the UK and Ireland destinations only a few days later.

[Adamski]

You're all ruining quimcys leaving night.

[Giggles]

Giggles is a ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.


Won't all mobiles come out that way?

[Magic]

Android only maybe?

[John]

It'd be just lolled at and would negate the point of posting anything. It really doesn't matter though as I've no interest in opening threads anyway. Just stop putting words in my mouth and we can leave it there.

More inferiority complex.

You're right that we're not a spiteful bunch though, Baz excepted, which is why I find it so strange that you think your idea would be lolled at even if it was good or interesting.

[Giggles]

Baz spiteful? What am I missing there? I basically see him as a cartoon character.

[Adamski]

Mikes the one worth a watching in that family.

[John]

You know those word cloud things that twats create so that the YouTube video of their Hallelujah cover comes up when someone searches for MOTD clips? Well our Baz, the cartoon character, created one which contained my full name numerous times along with phrases like 'killed his grandad', 'raped his sister', and 'hates black people', in an attempt to have those things appear if someone Googled my name.

Mike is fine. Baz is a malicious shit.

[Giggles]

You know those word cloud things that twats create so that the YouTube video of their Hallelujah cover comes up when someone searches for MOTD clips? Well our Baz, the cartoon character, created one which contained my full name numerous times along with phrases like 'killed his grandad', 'raped his sister', and 'hates black people', in an attempt to have those things appear if someone Googled my name.

Mike is fine. Baz is a malicious shit.

:| Fucking hell.

Was that why he was banned before or was that recently?

[Offshore Toon]

The Akehurts have life sussed far, far more than those who hate them for no reason.

Giggles is a great way to get a job in the future of the new year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year.

[Giggles]

Giggles is a great way to get a job in the future of the new year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year.

That's going on my headstone. Poetic.

[Magic]

You know those word cloud things that twats create so that the YouTube video of their Hallelujah cover comes up when someone searches for MOTD clips? Well our Baz, the cartoon character, created one which contained my full name numerous times along with phrases like 'killed his grandad', 'raped his sister', and 'hates black people', in an attempt to have those things appear if someone Googled my name.

Mike is fine. Baz is a malicious shit.

Holy.

:D

[Offshore Toon]

Christ, didn't know Baz did that.

[Magic]

Srsly though personal life. :nono:

[Adamski]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that is brutal.

[Disco]

Obviously over the line but I still lolled just a little bit.

[Pepe]

Spaghetti is the best pasta by far.


You know those word cloud things that twats create so that the YouTube video of their Hallelujah cover comes up when someone searches for MOTD clips? Well our Baz, the cartoon character, created one which contained my full name numerous times along with phrases like 'killed his grandad', 'raped his sister', and 'hates black people', in an attempt to have those things appear if someone Googled my name.

Mike is fine. Baz is a malicious shit.

:lol:

[Giggles]

Spaghetti is the best pasta by far.



:lol:

That post of John's is a good cretin spotter at least.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Was Baz Wedge, or did we ever get to the bottom of that?

Ringing DM's wife or whatever Wedge did would be flagged up if you did a police database query on the above.

[phonics]

Wedge was very much Wedge, no?

Other day, I saw a headline in our local paper that said 'The Albanian Mafia are now in charge of all the drugs' and I got a wistful smile.

[Smiffy]

The mere mention of Lorik does that.

[Magic]

Was Baz Wedge, or did we ever get to the bottom of that?

Ringing DM's wife or whatever Wedge did would be flagged up if you did a police database query on the above.

I (vaguely) remember that. :D

[Dark Soldier]

I remember the time I told him I'd offer him my account when I was a BIG LEAGUE POSTER and he fell for it like a fanny.

[SvN]

Obviously that's hilarious (re: Baz) but only because it's not me. I always wondered why he was permabanned from TD. And rightly so.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm not sure that was the reason why he was perma banned, if memory serves (although John may not even have publicised it in the Office at the time). I think he had some big data dump of users' personal info, which got him banned, and that was possibly later on.

[Magic]

Are we still on about Baz? Or Wedge?

[Pepe]

That post of John's is a good cretin spotter at least.

Obviously a really shitty thing to do. Brings a chuckle out nonetheless.

[Pepe]

I'm not sure that was the reason why he was perma banned, if memory serves (although John may not even have publicised it in the Office at the time). I think he had some big data dump of users' personal info, which got him banned, and that was possibly later on.

That's what I recall, that he had some sort of database of all our info.

[Pepe]

I do like that Baz basically bought his way back in.

[Giggles]

I do like that Baz basically bought his way back in.

And then got you all to send him money.

[Pepe]

Donned it, really.

[Magic]

Has it even been spent yet? So Baz has enough personal info to crush each and every one of us, and he also runs our forum, and we've paid him lots of money.

Shit.

[SvN]

I've got the money. It's going towards the new sofa. I'll post photos when it arrives.

[Adamski]

I'd like to hear the accused's side of the story Baz.

[Magic]

So SvN is Wedge?

[SvN]

I can't believe it took you so long to figure out.

[Smiffy]

I do like that Baz basically bought his way back in.


And then got you all to send him money.

Sounds rather familiar. Who's funding the green and yellow scalves?

[Adamski]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

[Spoonsky]

Giggles is a good time with the best of the year and the rest of the year and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first day of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work.

Baz is a good time with the best of the year of high quality of life and the rest of my favorite part of the day I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the rest of my favorite part of the day I have a lot more fun.

Sort of fun that. The last half dozen words of each are on the mark too.

[Pepe]

Is this your new 'persona?'

[Giggles]

Is this your new 'persona?'

Just ride it out and wait for tomorrows.

[igor_balis]

On android it is more fun to just slide your finger aimlessly across the keypad. I'll do it in a sec.

[igor_balis]

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[Dquincy]

Giggles is a good time with the best of the year and the rest of the year and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first day of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work.

Baz is a good time with the best of the year of high quality of life and the rest of my favorite part of the day I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the rest of my favorite part of the day I have a lot more fun.

Sort of fun that. The last half dozen words of each are on the mark too.

Are you fucking mental?

[igor_balis]

actually that was fucking stupid, sorry lads

[Magic]

Ruined it.

[Baz]

Big dump of users personal info = used the forums own search engine for 'fantasy football' and copied the list of managers names from the last page of the premier league and champions league fantasy football threads, that Spav had posted. Posting them all as one list just as realnamegate was getting started (included Magic being worried that people searching for one of the most famous professional basketballers of all time, Magic Johnson, would find his posts) got me a two week ban. Then came the John stuff.

I remember Ital PMing me really not being arsed about anything other than how his name was on the list, so I told him the fantasy football thing, but by this point all the fantasy football threads had been deleted, and I hadn't saved the list, so I've still no idea what Ital's name is. Although s/he didn't believe me anyway.

By the way wasn't this like seven years ago now? Give it a rest.

[Raoul Duke]

Top, top non-apology there

[Giggles]

'Then came the John stuff' doesn't really cover it does it?

[Dquincy]

Baz, can you expand on the 'John stuff'? Would love to see the video.

[Magic]

Big dump of users personal info = used the forums own search engine for 'fantasy football' and copied the list of managers names from the last page of the premier league and champions league fantasy football threads, that Spav had posted. Posting them all as one list just as realnamegate was getting started (included Magic being worried that people searching for one of the most famous professional basketballers of all time, Magic Johnson, would find his posts) got me a two week ban. Then came the John stuff.

I remember Ital PMing me really not being arsed about anything other than how his name was on the list, so I told him the fantasy football thing, but by this point all the fantasy football threads had been deleted, and I hadn't saved the list, so I've still no idea what Ital's name is. Although s/he didn't believe me anyway.

By the way wasn't this like seven years ago now? Give it a rest.

Is that why it was? :D

I just got swept along with the huge wave of paranoia without understanding where it came from. Dat realisation.

[Baz]

'Then came the John stuff' doesn't really cover it does it?I can't remember specifics. John seems to have covered it anyway. We'll go with that.

[Magic]

Lol at Baz trying to drop the shoulder and send us for a hot dog when he actually has all our bank account details and small portfolios.

[John]

Part of your paranoia seemed to come from people here knowing your name and using it to destroy you, Magic. The best part was that nobody really realised your surname actually was Johnson until you asked for it to be changed, so it had the exact opposite effect.

[Giggles]

Why would anyone want to destroy someone off a message board?

[Baz]

Why would anyone want to destroy someone off a message board?For making a website about playing football in their back garden.

[Giggles]

I'm lost now. Did John try start a rival Garden Soccer thing?

[John]

He's going back to Henry being a wanker towards him ten to fifteen years ago. After complaining that we were talking about something that happened seven years ago.

Fight the good fight, Baz.

[Giggles]

I knew there was always a beef with him and Henry though it was before my time so I never knew why. Henry always seemed to despise him though.

[Dquincy]

Firstly, lols at Magic for the paranoia regarding Magic Johnson. :D

Secondly, even if Baz had my details I'd trust him. He seems like a nice chap to me and wouldn't do anything malicious.

[John]

This entire conversation has as its foundation the fact that Baz did something incredibly malicious. Are you getting involved without reading it?

[Dquincy]

This entire conversation has as its foundation the fact that Baz did something incredibly malicious. Are you getting involved without reading it?
I hear what your saying and I have read it, but I just dont believe it.

I need to hear Baz's version of events rather than him dismissing it.

Wouldn't you agree it's best to hear both sides of a story before coming to a conclusion. Rational.

[Magic]

Part of your paranoia seemed to come from people here knowing your name and using it to destroy you, Magic. The best part was that nobody really realised your surname actually was Johnson until you asked for it to be changed, so it had the exact opposite effect.

Yeah, and also the fact that I have some of the board on Facebook, oh and I also post about every facet of my life. But apart from that #anonymous

[Giggles]

I hear what your saying and I have read it, but I just dont believe it.

I need to hear Baz's version of events rather than him dismissing it.

Wouldn't you agree it's best to hear both sides of a story before coming to a conclusion. Rational.

Baz already said himself a few posts back that John basically covered it with what he said.

[John]

Fixed it.

I'm sure there's an angle from which it looks funny, but it's malicious from every angle so you've actually broken it.

[Magic]

I could ruin you.

Probably. I've never understood the whole online ruining thing. Seems like such a cuntish thing to even consider.

[Dquincy]

Ok. I think we need to organise a reconciliation between John and Baz.

Brain storm people.

[Adamski]

I could ruin you.

Leave him be, he's doing a fine job ruining himself without you stepping in.

[Adamski]

Lol at Baz trying to drop the shoulder and send us for a hot dog when he actually has all our bank account details and small portfolios.

Drop the shoulder and send us for a hot dog :D

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

Well that was an absolutely fascinating read given what has happened over the last couple of days. If you read Offshore's recruitment thread and then this one followed by the WWE Promo one that has been locked then it really is like someone is toying with you all. I didn't know whether to post in here or in the what a day thread but it's certainly a good effort by all involved.

[Abelxaviersdodgyhairdo]

You know those word cloud things that twats create so that the YouTube video of their Hallelujah cover comes up when someone searches for MOTD clips? Well our Baz, the cartoon character, created one which contained my full name numerous times along with phrases like 'killed his grandad', 'raped his sister', and 'hates black people', in an attempt to have those things appear if someone Googled my name.

Mike is fine. Baz is a malicious shit.

This bit sticks out like a sore thumb. Smiffy, Lee, Brush all leaving for similar reasons, Giggles being happy which seemed to take people by surprise, more of the meltdown nonsense (I think I get it now) and obviously me boosting this isn't going to help but Christ. You're all actually crazy!

[Shindig]

Christ. Seriously, Baz. Christ.

[Cheddar]

Can't believe I missed out on the videos that went with all the commotion in the different threads. Anyone save them and can show me via pm?

[Adamski]

The last few newbies certainly are nosey aren't they?

[Dark Soldier]

Because they're all the same cunt. I'm all for welcoming new members if they're legit new but this shite is tedious now.

[Magic]

It is. Let's just ignore it.

Already lost two members through this.

[Dquincy]

Because they're all the same cunt. I'm all for welcoming new members if they're legit new but this shite is tedious now.

Who gives a flying fuck. Just go along with it. Fucks sake.

[Cheddar]

Haha I am being nosey, just never seen anyone go like this when I've lurked so didn't want to miss out on anything.

[7om]

Who gives a flying fuck. Just go along with it. Fucks sake.

Go along with what? Harold pretending to be a new member every other day? No thanks.

[Dark Soldier]

Who gives a flying fuck. Just go along with it. Fucks sake.

Wind ya cunt in petal :ae:

[Disco]

Go along with what? Harold pretending to be a new member every other day? No thanks.

It only took him about 5 years to work out how to use a VPN.

[Giggles]

When you Google 'tehrefuge', as I had to do to find it again the other day, it shows up a couple of memes, and this gem http://www.captiongenerator.com/8444/Hitler-reacts-to-merts-latest-posts :D

[Offshore Toon]

When you Google 'tehrefuge', as I had to do to find it again the other day, it shows up a couple of memes, and this gem http://www.captiongenerator.com/8444/Hitler-reacts-to-merts-latest-posts :D
Fucking Noogle. Christ, that was a strange time.

[Smiffy]

EDITED for phonics. 10/10 for consistency.

[phonics]

Smiff, you should probably consider yourself lucky to be back after the last weeks antics. How about you edit/delete your post to remove a shite logout joke?

[Lewis]

http://www.captiongenerator.com/8463/GS-and-Stuzza

Mine was so good. :cool:

[Pepe]

Before clicking I knew the fitness advantage had to make an appearance.

Didn't disappoint. :drool:

[Pepe]

It's been slow as fuck in here lately. You need to step it up.

[ItalAussie]

I just don't have much interesting to say at the moment. :(

[Giggles]

I would normally have been moaning by now about how slow it is, but past caring at this stage. It's barely worth even checking in on a Saturday afternoon now.

[Mike]

Someone needs a melt down.

[Baz]

Renewed for another year courtesy of the kitty the other day, so don't let it go to waste.

[Pepe]

Someone needs a melt down.

Smiffy came back recently, didn't he?

[Lewis]

Perfect timing really.

[SvN]

A conspiracy theorist might even go as far as to say it's the reason the admins decided to unban him.

[mugbull]

I'll advertise on some sub-reddits. Would be surprised if we dont get a few new faces this week.

[Smiffy]

A conspiracy theorist might even go as far as to say it's the reason the admins decided to unban him.

I assumed they'd just banned me wrong as it was always on September 17th.

No meltdown from me for at least a few weeks.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh so I guess my fits aren't enough for you lot anymore smfh.

You'll miss me when I'm gone again

[SvN]

I assumed they'd just banned me wrong as it was always on September 17th.

No meltdown from me for at least a few weeks.
Kiko banned you for 4 months.

[Kikó]

Giggles isn't even bothering any more. Why should we?

[Disco]

Well done Smiff, you scared him off again.

[Magic]

The WhatsApp group is fucking well alive and kicking though with new original content.

[Disco]

Is phonics trying to fix something because this place is slow as fuck this evening.

[Giggles]

Giggles isn't even bothering any more. Why should we?

I'm sure you'd all survive. Even now when there is posts it's politics (which has replaced football in the "my team is better than yours" stakes for most of you now that we're middle aged), so even when there is activity, there's about 3 posts a day of any interest to me.

[mugbull]

I'm sure you'd all survive. Even now when there is posts it's politics (which has replaced football in the "my team is better than yours" stakes for most of you now that we're middle aged), so even when there is activity, there's about 3 posts a day of any interest to me.

What interests you in life? Clearly nothing outside of your small little bubble, and tbh haven't noticed much inside your bubble that you enjoy. Except that one hurling match you got tickets for.

[mugbull]

I've been posting more than ever this summer because I've been alone in a foreign city, working on my laptop 9 hours a day, but once I go back to the States next week I'm probably gonna stop posting for the most part

[Giggles]

What interests you in life? Clearly nothing outside of your small little bubble, and tbh haven't noticed much inside your bubble that you enjoy. Except that one hurling match you got tickets for.

Of course only stuff in my bubble interests me, what a stupid statement. If something else did then it would be in by bubble too.

Though you can't really have a go at anyone for not having an interest in politics, it's boring as fuck and nothing ever changes. Any social stuff is a waste of time now too as I don't really care and you're not allowed have a non snowflake opinion about anything these days anyway.

[mugbull]

Of course only stuff in my bubble interests me, what a stupid statement. If something else did then it would be in by bubble too.

Though you can't really have a go at anyone for not having an interest in politics, it's boring as fuck and nothing ever changes. Any social stuff is a waste of time now too as I don't really care and you're not allowed have a non snowflake opinion about anything these days anyway.

You can have whatever opinions you want mate. I think most people would appreciate divergent opinions, and even if they didn't, who gives a shit. If you're afraid of sharing non-boring judgments that's on you.

As for politics, lol. I remember you saying that being interested in politics is shit because you will never be able to change anything, which is funny because in that case learning literally anything outside of what you need day-to-day for your job is equally pointless.

[Giggles]

Yeah it's mainly just because it's boring as shit to me.

People are free to go balls deep in it if they wish, it doesn't really matter. I was just making the observation that since this place has become The Politics Half it's becoming less and less interesting for me to log on to and read. Not looking to change anything, it used to annoy me but I'm way past that stage of caring now, and I can read something else if I require anyway.

[mugbull]

I can't engage in about 50% of the threads on this site (UK Politics? Fucking WWE? Who watches that shit? Game of Thrones? etc etc) and yet it's still pretty fun because you can fucking yell and say dumb shit and laugh at people and there are no real-life repercussions. Still a forum eh

[Baz]

I can't engage in about 50% of the threads on this site (UK Politics? Fucking WWE? Who watches that shit? Game of Thrones? etc etc) and yet it's still pretty fun because you can fucking yell and say dumb shit and laugh at people and there are no real-life repercussions. Still a forum ehQFT.

The hip-hop thread is so quiet these days that I resorted to watching Ian play XCOM. :lol:

Also I can’t believe the video of the Irish family with the bat in the kitchen didn’t even make it to TTH, never mind it’s own thread (which it truly deserved.)

[SvN]

Someone start a thread about the black man knocking out the nazi.

[bruhnaldo]

I can tell you all why the board is shit if you really wanted to.

[Lewis]

The lack of a 'Best Babes' thread?

[bruhnaldo]

It's because you've all been programmed to have the same exact conversations and fuck off literally anything else. Making new threads about anything is generally frowned upon (there's a thread for that already!). Instead of just making conversation most posts otherwise turn into who can say the wittiest and shittiest thing about each other.

It's a faux-intellectual circle jerk at best. I mean John literally gives out infractions to people for posting memes with 'rAcIaL sLuRs' when there's 15 people who post here regularly. No one is actually bothered or offended but by God ORDER will rule. Mostly everything that happens on this website is a masturbatory exercise in faux morality.

Which I'm not saying John isn't doing what he's supposed to but sometimes you really have to wonder what the point is? This place is moderated as if there's thousands of fragile humans that post here when in reality it's 10-15 people who have all gotten too comfortable with each other to the point they probably couldn't be offended by anything they saw here even if one tried to offend.

Most of you don't enjoy each other's company whatsoever. The ones that do have apparently fucked off to WhatsApp.

You spend more time complaining about the lack of content on the board than actually trying to make content on the board. Meme thread, perfect example. There's more posts in the meme thread bitching about the memes than people actually just posting things they thought are funny. So fucking what you don't get it. You're not the center of the world. Engage someone and tell them that and by God they're going to post 16 more times just to make sure you get how not funny it is because that's somehow funnier than just following the thread.

Hell, this thread is a perfect example. There's been more posts in this thread since it got bumped bitching about the board than all the other threads combined. So make threads about shit you're interested in! A website full of 12 "Official" threads and little else isn't going to thrive. If you just posted more threads about more specific things it would give people more license to comment on them specifically.

I'm not saying become a clickbait website where thread titles are misleading, but what harm would it really do to have more threads? If you're afraid it'll be too much to moderate, get someone to help you. I don't get it.

Nevermind that anyone who doesn't share the same exact opinion gets generally mugged off. Everyone truly thinks they're the smartest person in the room at all times.

I'm sorry it just reeks of people who have very little control in their actual lives coming on here trying to feel like men again.

Which isn't to say I'm not fond of you all. I don't know you in real life, how would I form an actual opinion of you? I'm sure you're all very nice in person.

It's just funny how you guys act but then simultaneously wonder how the fuck is it possible no one wants to post here.

[SvN]

You could've at least waited until someone said "go on then".

[Jimmy Floyd]

We had this discussion 10 years ago. The reason there are (and will be over time) fewer posts/members is because ever since we cut off from the FM sections, there's been no reason for anyone to join. We do remarkably well considering.

[-james-]

It's because you've all been programmed to have the same exact conversations and fuck off literally anything else. Making new threads about anything is generally frowned upon (there's a thread for that already!). Instead of just making conversation most posts otherwise turn into who can say the wittiest and shittiest thing about each other.

It's a faux-intellectual circle jerk at best. I mean John literally gives out infractions to people for posting memes with 'rAcIaL sLuRs' when there's 15 people who post here regularly. No one is actually bothered or offended but by God ORDER will rule. Mostly everything that happens on this website is a masturbatory exercise in faux morality.

Which I'm not saying John isn't doing what he's supposed to but sometimes you really have to wonder what the point is? This place is moderated as if there's thousands of fragile humans that post here when in reality it's 10-15 people who have all gotten too comfortable with each other to the point they probably couldn't be offended by anything they saw here even if one tried to offend.

Most of you don't enjoy each other's company whatsoever. The ones that do have apparently fucked off to WhatsApp.

You spend more time complaining about the lack of content on the board than actually trying to make content on the board. Meme thread, perfect example. There's more posts in the meme thread bitching about the memes than people actually just posting things they thought are funny. So fucking what you don't get it. You're not the center of the world. Engage someone and tell them that and by God they're going to post 16 more times just to make sure you get how not funny it is because that's somehow funnier than just following the thread.

Hell, this thread is a perfect example. There's been more posts in this thread since it got bumped bitching about the board than all the other threads combined. So make threads about shit you're interested in! A website full of 12 "Official" threads and little else isn't going to thrive. If you just posted more threads about more specific things it would give people more license to comment on them specifically.

I'm not saying become a clickbait website where thread titles are misleading, but what harm would it really do to have more threads? If you're afraid it'll be too much to moderate, get someone to help you. I don't get it.

Nevermind that anyone who doesn't share the same exact opinion gets generally mugged off. Everyone truly thinks they're the smartest person in the room at all times.

I'm sorry it just reeks of people who have very little control in their actual lives coming on here trying to feel like men again.

Which isn't to say I'm not fond of you all. I don't know you in real life, how would I form an actual opinion of you? I'm sure you're all very nice in person.

It's just funny how you guys act but then simultaneously wonder how the fuck is it possible no one wants to post here.

u mad?

[SvN]

I found the place looking for 01/02 tactics.

[Lewis]

'The Wittiest and the Shittiest' should become the official TTH motto/front page description.

[Magic]

We're not very nice in person, we're fucking absolutely appalling members of the human race.

Except Kiko and his merry band of homosexual musketeers. Cunts they are too.

[Baz]

All pretty true though innit.

[phonics]

I've definitely spent more time wondering why I post here than wondering why other people don't.

[Lewis]

Some leadership that you dickhead.

[phonics]

I haven't spent much time wondering about either tbf.

[mugbull]

Bruh you do realize (most) people here just do shit for the jokes yeah? You react so seriously to everything as if you're permanently aggrieved. It's like this in real life, if your mate calls you out for being a lazy fuck you don't go on a tirade against him about how you're not even gonna bother trying to be friends anymore and how emasculated he is for criticizing you. You take it with a laugh and try to jab him when you get the chance. Thence arise friendships.

[bruhnaldo]

https://i.giphy.com/media/Fml0fgAxVx1eM/giphy.webp

[Disco]

We have a thread for gifs, no off topic pls.

[mugbull]

I'm just trying to help you as you make your way through life

[bruhnaldo]

The fact you acknowledge that it's not always jokes but still go on typing the paragraph anyways was quite helpful.

[mugbull]

Although you'll probably be the architect of your own downfall so

[Mazuuurk]

Meltdowns and deviant behaviour are what have made this place what it has been and maybe is throughout the years. Keep breaking down, Bruh, it's good for the board.

Most of us have gotten a little too normal and functional in our lives to be very interesting anymore. Hell, even DS had a job.

[Giggles]

Whichever posters summed it up above as that we're all cunts who think we know everything about everything probably has it nailed. And we've all realised that the rest are cunts which makes any type of conversation impossible at this stage.

[Smiffy]

Have there actually been any meltdowns since the king of meltdowns got fucked off for four months? I barely even viewed the place in that time but from the sounds of it, I haven't missed a thing.

[7om]

The board is thriving. Look at Baldy Nick who thought he could break off from us and don it. Down the shitter in under a year. We're still going strong in the face of doubters and moaners and will continue to do so.

[Samadini]

Is making new threads actually frowned upon? That sounds like bollocks. Couldn't be bothered reading the rest :eyemouth:

[Pepe]

It is bollocks. Moar freds > less freds and everything.

[Pepe]

Have there actually been any meltdowns since the king of meltdowns got fucked off for four months? I barely even viewed the place in that time but from the sounds of it, I haven't missed a thing.

Bruhnaldo has weekly meltdowns, but they are not interesting enough to spark this place into life unfortunately.

[Lewis]

The board is thriving. Look at Baldy Nick who thought he could break off from us and don it. Down the shitter in under a year. We're still going strong in the face of doubters and moaners and will continue to do so.

Speaking of old members, I came across Dr Barry on Twitter the other day, and he has his preferred gender pronouns in his biography. :harold:

[Smiffy]

I shall take him under my wing and show him how it's done.

[Pepe]

:lol:

[bruhnaldo]

"weekly meltdowns"

[igor_balis]

I actually quite like the slow pace of the place, and I'd say it reflects better on us. There's only about 30 of us, and if the activity was through the roof it'd be a pretty damning indictment of us as people. My mum likes this stupid hippy trippy wholefood shop here in Rugby, where she'll pop in every couple of weeks to buy some ginger parkin or whatever, but it's mainly an excuse to say hello to the old (and ever decreasing) gang of like-minded losers. This is like, our version of that. Sort of.

Interesting stuff will still generate proper discussion, and despite all the BANTZ and snide remarks, people are still very supportive when it's appropriate I think. Like, we take the piss and try to be funny, but I think the atmosphere and general vibe is fine.

I sorta see where you're coming from Bruh, because I used to despair when I tried to fit in in the early days and I just got annoyed by how nasty and mean everyone was, but it's like prison yeah, you just have to find the biggest toughest bloke and give him a slap, get a few lolz and then you're part of the gang. Like when I took the piss out of Lewis in a thread once. Okay that is a pretty shit analogy, but fuck it. Plus we're all cunts - if you make it obvious you're SEETHING and have been GOTTEN TO, it'll keep happening. Because bullying is fun.

[bruhnaldo]

I sorta see where you're coming from Bruh, because I used to despair when I tried to fit in in the early days and I just got annoyed by how nasty and mean everyone was, but it's like prison yeah, you just have to find the biggest toughest bloke and give him a slap, get a few lolz and then you're part of the gang.

I used to be very nice and my WDYTOE reviews were "tries too hard to be nice, makes too many jokes about America".

Then I started trying to have a go right back at folks and now the common complaint is "MeLtDoWn!"

It is what it is.

[Smiffy]

It's not a meltdown until John and co tell you "go and lie down".

:D An American version of myself....well, I never!

[Pepe]

Stop talking to yourself.

[bruhnaldo]

Who?

[bruhnaldo]

It's not a meltdown until John and co tell you "go and lie down".

:D An American version of myself....well, I never!

Can you please make more posts about how you invented the TTH Meltdown tho?

[Smiffy]

Shall I do so phonetically so you understand or would you prefer visual? I know a guy who knows a guy who's a dab hand at the olde YouTube.

[bruhnaldo]

Too bad you don't know a guy who knows a guy who can make coherent, interesting posts.

[Adamski]

So fucking what you don't get it. You're not the center of the world.

*centre

[Smiffy]

You've left yourself wide open for a 'seething' comment and it should arrive shortly.

[Giggles]

It really should be center though.

[Boydy]

Speaking of old members, I came across Dr Barry on Twitter the other day, and he has his preferred gender pronouns in his biography. :harold:
Remember that lad who called himself 'Alex Ferguson'? Possibly with an underscore? Big Michael Jackson fan. Mixed race, I think. I've seen him pop up on twitter a few times replying to people I follow. Odd.

Let's have a look at Dr Barry though. PM.


The board is thriving. Look at Baldy Nick who thought he could break off from us and don it. Down the shitter in under a year. We're still going strong in the face of doubters and moaners and will continue to do so.

Their board is dead?

:D

Ha.

[wullie]

Alex Ferguson's still here and usually in the hip-hop thread, just dropped the Ferguson from his username. Went away for a while though I think.

[Spikey M]

Speaking of old members, I came across Dr Barry on Twitter the other day, and he has his preferred gender pronouns in his biography. :harold:

He's a right 'they' tbf

[Dark Soldier]

Bunch of fucking drama queens

[mugbull]

:D An American version of myself....well, I never!

See Bruh??? I fuckin TOLD you

[Boydy]

Alex Ferguson's still here and usually in the hip-hop thread, just dropped the Ferguson from his username. Went away for a while though I think.

So just 'Alex'? That's a different Alex. That one's from Leeds/Bradford. We always had him around.

The Alex Ferguson one was from Nottingham, I think.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I constantly see dela pop up in replies and being retweeted on twitter, which probably means I'm following the wrong people.

[Baz]

Yeah different Alex.

Alex Ferguson has a few decent “beats” on Soundcloud. Can’t find him atm though soz.

[John]

Alex Ferguson was the one with his Twitter handle in his signature about fifteen minutes after Twitter was founded, I think. Something lol like @Starchild.

[wullie]

I'm sure he's been on here at some point, I remember him mentioning being away for a while. Could have been the dying days of the old forum though really.

[Magic]

He was blackish, think one of his parents was white (his mum lol).

[randomlegend]

Perhaps I should have a seethe about none of you CUNTS ever making me a birthday thread in about 13 FUCKING years, to spice things up you know.

[Adamski]

Can we get that fucking username changed back. Wasn’t even funny to begin with.

[Magic]

Another phonics special. I'd rather watch the destruction of daisy in 4k slomo 60fps than spend another waking minute reading his personality on this board.

[phonics]

What?

[Spikey M]

He called you gay.

[Disco]

Perhaps I should have a seethe about none of you CUNTS ever making me a birthday thread in about 13 FUCKING years, to spice things up you know.

I think it's time we stopped suffering in silence.

[phonics]

Rude.

I've never had a birthday thread either.

[Spikey M]

I used to get them before I flounced off thinking I was too good for you all. Not had one since my return but it's of my own doing.

[Giggles]

How do people know when the birthdays are anyway? Facebook or something?