Question

[Dquincy]

Why are you all slugs?

[Pleb]

Dunno.

Next question?

[niko_cee]

I should have asked in here.

[niko_cee]

Supermarket pizza + porn + working week drunkeness = existential crisis

[Dquincy]

I'm fond of you Niko. Still haven't answered the Q though have you?

[John]

Why are you an industrial strength fuckwit?

[Dquincy]

Not sure. But i think we could be friends if you change your attitude just slightly. Up for it?

[mugbull]

Why are you an industrial strength fuckwit?

Good one

[Dark Soldier]

It was all going so well the other week too.

[Giggles]

It was all going so well the other week too.

It was?

[bruhnaldo]

Well.

[Baz]

Question: Do you carry protection or does your heart go on like Celine Dion, Karma Chameleon?

[Kikó]

Santos 51-53.

[Dquincy]

Morning hombres,

Sorry about all that.

[Giggles]

:D better than the usual fuck all happening.

[Dquincy]

I'm out drinking tonight, trust it's ok if I come on here for my train journey home.

[Giggles]

John is depending on it.

[John Arne]

Yup, ditto.

[Spammer]

Vinegar is also good in slugs. Also nitric acid.

[Spikey M]

I've never abused a slug because I am not a Socio/Psycho/Cyclepath.

[Disco]

For best fun use a badminton racket to flick them up into the air and blast them across the garden.

[Offshore Toon]

I've never abused a slug because I am not a Socio/Psycho/Cyclepath.
This.

[John]

I once salted a slug as well for the LOL of it but then I realised brutally murdering something isn't as fun as I expected.

You look a bit like a salted slug, come to think of it.

[Boydy]

:D

[Giggles]

He must have burst some kids football on the way home if he's in a jokey mood.

[Dquincy]

Bunch of fucking slugs.

[Dquincy]

Circle and District line

[Dquincy]

At least when I'm drunk I make SHIT threads, not shit threads.
Seriously, you need to evaluate yourselfamd what you're doing with your life. This is an ever competitive market and you are goingto drown unless you swim with the sharks.

[Dquincy]

Sucking off the penguins more like.

Name me 3 things that make you stand from he crowd?

[Dquincy]

How do you stand out from the crowd? Let me answer that:

1.) Shit drunk
2.) That "guy" from the work night out
3.) That "guy" on the train last night who was acting a bit odd.
Nailed it.

Went to the Griffin didn't I.