Pissing in the Shower

[Manc]

Is glorious.

I'm quite new to shower pissing. I was always firmly in the no camp. What a fool.

To give this thread semi longevity, what other frowned upon activities do you enjoy?

[John Arne]

If only there was some way of aiming it....

[John]

Pissing in your own shower is fine, but if there's even one other person regularly using that shower then you're a filthy cunt.

[Spammer]

I pick my nose when I'm on the toilet. I put everything on the toilet roll which I chuck in the toilet and wash my hands afterwards, so don't see a problem with it.

My favourite is when the outer bit is all dry but underneath there is proper snot so this gigantic dry scab type thing comes out even though you've only caught the bottom of it. It's like a pulling a sheet of ice out from the top of a pond.

[John Arne]

I used to think that one of me or the missus having a shit and leaving the door open and continuing our chat was pretty normal - apparently it's not quite that normal.

[John Arne]

Pissing in the shower is a little more dangerous for me as we have a wet room - but it's just a case of pissing directly over the drain.

[Manc]

Pissing in a wet room. You absolute monster.

[Smiffy]

The more threads of this nature that pop up the more I realise I'm the normal one amongst us.

[Magic]

I piss in my own shower, and often hotel ones. But I'd never piss in anyone else's shower.

It's great, save a flush save a whale man.

lololmjswife

[Adamski]

I pick my nose when I'm on the toilet. I put everything on the toilet roll which I chuck in the toilet and wash my hands afterwards, so don't see a problem with it.

My favourite is when the outer bit is all dry but underneath there is proper snot so this gigantic dry scab type thing comes out even though you've only caught the bottom of it. It's like a pulling a sheet of ice out from the top of a pond.

I have literally just done this. Absolutely glorious.

I'm in New York, and there's more water in the toilet bowl than back home. Quite disconcerting seeing a massive line of snot floating about as you piss.

[Magic]

And there goes my scrambled eggs.

[Adamski]

You want to see the log that's just followed it. Jesus.

[Spammer]

I like it when you roll the snot and it slowly rubs down into a more solid, denser ball.

[Pleb]

How about pissing in the local swimming pool?

I used to do that when I was little apparently.

[Spammer]

Apparently if they have the right amount of chlorine in there then it's the piss that makes your eyes sting.

[Giggles]

How about pissing in the local swimming pool?

I used to do that when I was little apparently.

I got kicked out for that before. Though I wasn't in the pool at the time.

[7om]

Disgusting animals.

[Magic]

I pick my nose as well but really can't stomach discussing it in great detail. Causes me great shame.

[Dquincy]

The only place I won't piss in is the baby swimming pool.

[Spammer]

Did I tell you about the time I pissed myself at a friend's house after having an orange squash drinking contest? I couldn't stop myself from pissing and ended up just opening the window and pissing out of that.

[7om]

Northerners :sick:

[Giggles]

I remember one night there was a heap of us all staying in my mates house after playing a gig, I'd say we were 19 or that. Cans, bucky, weed all on the go in the living room where 3 or 4 of us were sleeping and next I knew he was roaring at me to get off him in his bed. I'd woke up in the middle of the night on the sofa, walked down the hall, pissed in his wardrobe all over his shoes, and tried to get back into (his) bed. Still have no memory of doing it.

[Adamski]

Did I tell you about the time I pissed myself at a friend's house after having an orange squash drinking contest? I couldn't stop myself from pissing and ended up just opening the window and pissing out of that.

:D fuck sake

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was about 40 years ago though tbf.

[Adamski]

I remember one night there was a heap of us all staying in my mates house after playing a gig, I'd say we were 19 or that. Cans, bucky, weed all on the go in the living room where 3 or 4 of us were sleeping and next I knew he was roaring at me to get off him in his bed. I'd woke up in the middle of the night on the sofa, walked down the hall, pissed in his wardrobe all over his shoes, and tried to get back into (his) bed. Still have no memory of doing it.

I had heard the 70's were quite hedonistic.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/wGHbCGQ.png

[Giggles]

I had heard the 70's were quite hedonistic.

Completely ruined his flares.

[Shindig]

Seeing as my walk to work is a little rural, I wind up pissing in someone's drive or behind a school sometimes. The last time I did the latter, some black lad came along, saw I was in mid-stream and then completely changed course.

[Kikó]

What's wrong with your bladder ffs?

[Shindig]

Depends how much I drink before I head off, really. It's an hour's walk.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

An hour is nothing ffs.

Just hold it in.

[Shindig]

Your bladder's on a different clock first thing on a morning, man.

[Kikó]

Yours definitely is. Do you not piss when you get up?

[Shindig]

Incredibly.

[Magic]

Seeing as my walk to work is a little rural, I wind up pissing in someone's drive or behind a school sometimes. The last time I did the latter, some black lad came along, saw I was in mid-stream and then completely changed course.

Jesus Christ our first predator. I knew it would be either Shinners or Floyd. Highly intelligent, deeply unsuccessful. Tremendous social issues. All the hallmarks.

[Shindig]

Where's the threat? No kids play outside any more due to Tony Blair.

[bruhnaldo]

True story my dad taught me since I was little that he had the worst athletes foot one day and he was complaining to his friend, - Puerto Rican he told me, said "back home we piss on our feet in the shower and it neutralizes all of that shit"

So long story short not only do I piss in the shower up until about I was 16 I purposefully pissed on my own feet in the shower

[Shindig]

https://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2012/09/27/will-urine-pee-cure-nail-fungus-athletes-foot/

SCIENCE!

[Disco]

Idiot, you need a Puerto Rican to do it for it to work.

[bruhnaldo]

See here I just assumed it was probably bullshit and stopped doing it lmao

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And atheletes foot is running rife.