The thread for cute shit

[Boydy]

0xEilxR

:)

[Spammer]

Get out.

[Giggles]

Thing needs a bullet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thing needs a bullet.

:D

[phonics]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyrvYGtW8AAsi70.jpg:large

[7om]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe4eDqIDjU

[John]

This camel was lit

Do fuck off.

[7om]

'You're a fucking asshole, friend' was the part that got me.

[phonics]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4JyJVYlM02NzYsIU/giphy.gif

[Mazuuurk]

What does "lit" mean? I keep seeing it being referred to as a twatty word to use (I'm sure rightly so) but what does it actually mean or refer to?

[Giggles]

What does "lit" mean? I keep seeing it being referred to as a twatty word to use (I'm sure rightly so) but what does it actually mean or refer to?

To me it means drunk, but it may have another meaning in LAD culture.

[Adamski]

One of the 3 million new words for 'cool' I think.

[Boydy]

LugxJ1y

[Disco]

VioletAcademicBantamrooster

[Pepe]

How did I miss this thread before? :D

[Disco]

Us white folk kept it hidden from you, that's how we roll.

[Disco]

Christmas day for Lewis.

29VElmX

[Lewis]

He doesn't like things on his head.

[Disco]

Have you got him a present?

[John Arne]

https://gyazo.com/63fdf2f0f5f54919c7910f4449c9f187.png
https://gyazo.com/3711697fed742527aaedb3360ed006e0.png
https://gyazo.com/2658fb4aa14773a3843a82e3f5189618.png
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[Lewis]

He was seven on Monday, so we got him a massive bed for birthday/Christmas (as well as a load of biscuits and that). Unfortunately, my brother is seething with my mother about us not going there for Christmas, so he came and took him off us on Sunday to spite her. Poor little bastard, in the middle of it like what Magic's daughter will be.

[Giggles]

He was seven on Monday, so we got him a massive bed for birthday/Christmas (as well as a load of biscuits and that). Unfortunately, my brother is seething with my mother about us not going there for Christmas, so he came and took him off us on Sunday to spite her. Poor little bastard, in the middle of it like what Magic's daughter will be.

Buy your brother a self help book. Sorted.

[Disco]

So your dog isn't even for christmas.

[Lewis]

If my mother and brother weren't idiots we would just keep him, since he has a far better time here; but she has to maintain the pretence that she is doing him a favour looking after it (which also means he pays for food/whatever), and he needs it to use against her in situations such as this.

[Pepe]

Justice for dog.

What's his name again?

[Lewis]

Brock. :cool:

[Queenslander]

Get him a Suplex City t-shirt please.

[Ian]

He'll only sweat through it.

[Lewis]

Dog clothes are shit for him. You have to get larger ones to get round his chest, but they are too long, because 'large' in dog means a big wolf thing rather than a tortoise without a shell. My mother bought him a sheepskin coat and she spent ages altering it (but he does love it).

[Pepe]

We need some pictures.

[Boydy]

http://i.imgur.com/6R6HJ3k.jpg

[phonics]

[gif]http://i.imgur.com/P5xcORW.gifv[/gifv]

edit: Completely forgot how to link gifv's and too pissed to remember.

[Giggles]

[gif]http://i.imgur.com/P5xcORW.gifv[/gifv]

edit: Completely forgot how to link gifv's and too pissed to remember.

Is it not just normal IMG tags? That said, I've never heard of a gifv.

[Giggles]

http://i.imgur.com/P5xcORW.gifv

EDIT: Nope.

[Boydy]

P5xcORW

edit: Completely forgot how to link gifv's and too pissed to remember.

There.

It's [gifv]letter/number combo at the end of the URL[gifv] with the / in the last tag but if I put that in it won't show properly.

[Lewis]

My brother got my mother a calendar made with pictures of the dog. Unfortunately, they're all rubbish pictures, and his girlfriend conned a picture of her shit rat dog into it as well, so we're not interested thanks(!).

[Lewis]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04pts4s

I was under the impression that pigs could be vicious arseholes, but that one seems quite happy.

[phonics]

N72zhsD

[Offshore Toon]

Looks like something some twat made for Reddit.

[Spikey M]

Thing needs a bullet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That also needs a bullet.

[Spikey M]

Fair point, well made.

[Offshore Toon]

Another vote here for Mahow to take the bullet over the dog.

[Boydy]

That dog is cool.

[Lewis]

It's an old lady dog.

[Disco]

It's rubbish as an actual dog, evidenced by it appearing to have some kind of jacket on and being in the front of the car. I vote for shooting the owner first.

[Boydy]

Get your negativity out of my thread.

[Disco]

No.

[Spikey M]

To clarify - both the shit dog and Mahow get a bullet. This is not a vote

[Giggles]

Males should be banned from having fanny licker type dogs.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

To clarify - both the shit dog and Mahow get a bullet. This is not a vote

Racist wanker.

[Spikey M]

I've never wanked anyone off.

[Disco]

It's yours? :D

[Boydy]

Schooled.

[Disco]

I didn't even realise there were words with it.

[Offshore Toon]

Just goes to show how cute the dog is, really.

[Disco]

I really was wondering why someone would have it in the front seat, then I became distracted by trying to work out if it had a jacket on (and how tragic that would be).

[Adamski]

Yep. Hence why I said my dog looks like an Ewok. The big give away was the bit where I said my dog.

Ahh the lesser spotted gay dog seethe.

[Spikey M]

Are you going to do a facepack while you have the house to yourself?

[Boydy]

Ah I'm not seething. I love the dog and couldn't give a hoot what people think. She's off for a hair cut soon and will look lovely.

She already looks lovely.

[Boydy]

Dn5aj9q

[Lewis]

Brock sits in the front seat like a geezer, and on longer journeys he sleeps across the back seat like a pig. :cool:

[Boydy]

2QA2SXv

[Adamski]

Hahaha. My daughter does this!

[Magic]

Fucking cunt.

I literally was going to post that. :(

[Baz]

L8KD9Fq

[Pepe]

Literally lolled. :D

[phonics]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GivingWickedBrahmanbull-size_restricted.gif

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F996KhLsv9k

[bruhnaldo]

Is that the dog that pushes the cart around too?

[phonics]

j5bgwUS

[Boydy]

Look at this beautiful boy:

https://i.imgur.com/OgGmgRu.jpg

Golden retriever/German shepherd mix, apparently.

:wub:

[-james-]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/dogspotting/

Best thing on facebook imo

[Boydy]

Lewis, where's Brock these days?

[Lewis]

http://i63.tinypic.com/ev3qpu.png

Trying to keep cool back home.

[Giggles]

My two are loving it.

[Boydy]

You have dogs, Giggles?

[Giggles]

You have dogs, Giggles?

Cats. We're both away too much in the day for a dog.

[Queenslander]

http://i65.tinypic.com/bidys.jpg

[Boydy]

Cats. We're both away too much in the day for a dog.

Nice.

Didn't think you'd really be a pet person.

[Giggles]

Nice.

Didn't think you'd really be a pet person.

Just because I hate people doesn't mean I don't love animals.

Anyway here they are basking.

http://i65.tinypic.com/16gwqj7.png

[Boydy]

Fair. I just assumed more that you probably couldn't be arsed with them.

Nice view there too.

[Giggles]

Start of the Dublin mountains (probably Wicklow too). I love dogs more than anything in the world but can't have one yet.

[John]

My new neighbours have a lovely little bulldog breed. I think she's about ten months old and the most laid back young dog I've ever seen.

[Spikey M]

Is that your Garden? Get back in your box Jimmy, we’ve got a new Rockefeller.

[SincereTheRebel]

Some garden you got there, lad. Someone on here lived in some type of medieval fort. Looks like they now have competition.

[Giggles]

It's only rented. I did up the garden though to get rid of any plants.

[igor_balis]

your garden looks like a slightly sketchy pub garden and i massively approve. you should host a TTH meet.

[-james-]

Here's our idiot cat, Breakfast.

https://gfycat.com/UnacceptableThoughtfulDolphin

[Giggles]

I need to paint that table.

[Boydy]

Here's our idiot cat, Breakfast.

https://gfycat.com/UnacceptableThoughtfulDolphin

Why's it panting like a dog?

[-james-]

Why's it panting like a dog?

She'd been chasing a red dot around for ten minutes. Only way to get her to shut up.

[Boydy]

:D

Ha.

[Boydy]

Here's my handsome son*:

https://preview.ibb.co/dFAfuy/IMG_20180306_102132.jpg (https://ibb.co/bwGLuy)
https://preview.ibb.co/jOD0uy/IMG_20180306_102111.jpg (https://ibb.co/cwg9nJ)
https://preview.ibb.co/kRZvSJ/IMG_20180208_184801.jpg (https://ibb.co/drK6Zy)
https://preview.ibb.co/bGiTgd/IMG_20180207_174255.jpg (https://ibb.co/b0HX7J)

*Stray who comes around and we feed him so he stays for ages.

Sorry if the pictures are massive. I'm on my phone so can't tell.

[John]

Who you feed and buy furniture for. No wonder he hangs about.

[Boydy]

:D

My housemate bought the furniture. There was another less friendly fluffy one that came aroumd too but he's not been about as much lately.

That one is lovely though. Possibly the friendliest cat I've ever met.

[Danny]

Our two

Zeus - Full ragdoll from a breeder


https://i.imgur.com/WWzzHFb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/RyXTmzj.jpg


Chloe - A ragdoll mink mix.


https://i.imgur.com/S2A7UpQ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ttdAWUU.jpg

[Baz]

Long haired cats :wub:

This is my [short haired] cat:

https://i.imgur.com/m3oWHEU.jpg

[Shindig]

Can't imagine what those long-haired cats are like for shedding. Our short-haired sod produced some proper tumbleweeds.

[Greg]

This is Rocky.

https://preview.ibb.co/gF4S9y/20180701_154719.jpg

[Giggles]

In fairness.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's not wrong.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Freebie?

[Shindig]

Is Mahow shopping for rates?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Never say no to a good discount.