[FOOTBALL] European football Nov 1-3

[Spoonsky]

More fun than pit bulls and divorce.

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Add six hours to the time.

[Magic]

Has to be the CITEH Barca game.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's like a John Denver song.

I left her sewin' buttons on her good ol' mountain shoes
I went down the saloon bar to watch Porto v Club Brugge
She wasn't very happy and I didn't read the signs
The very next ol' lunchtime it was Anderlecht v Mainz
*chorus*
Good times, bad times, all times are in Mountain Time
Good times, bad times, all times are in Mountain Time

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

I think it'll be City 3-1 Barca.

[Spoonsky]

It's like a John Denver song.

I left her sewin' buttons on her good ol' mountain shoes
I went down the saloon bar to watch Porto v Club Brugge
She wasn't very happy and I didn't read the signs
The very next ol' lunchtime it was Anderlecht v Mainz
*chorus*
Good times, bad times, all times are in Mountain Time
Good times, bad times, all times are in Mountain Time

:D

Pretty good.

[Magic]

Lol at that Barca defence.

[Pleb]

Both defenses are as bad as each other.

Bearded Messi to nick one in probably.

[Bernanke]

That needs to be a yellow.

[Magic]

That ref is a fucking cunt. Every time I see him he's been awful.

[Pleb]

This ref :D

[Magic]

The fuck. :D

[Pleb]

Amazing scenes.

That wasn't a dive :D

Arsenal :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Arsenal :harold:

[Magic]

Is Terstagen still a lolcup keeper?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gahahahahahahahahahahah.

Cafu is donning Arsenal.

[Magic]

"Yep he made contact with that two footed attempted murder but maybe the ref didn't want to upset the rhythm of the game. It's early on"

How is this cunt in commentary? PRICK.

[Pleb]

That second goal Arselol conceded broke my internet #bantz

[Magic]

This ref doing all he can to ensure Barca win is funnier.

[Pleb]

Messi :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol at Man City.

[Reg]

All of them run back but none of them think to mark Messi.

Lovely goal though.

[Bernanke]

I have money on O3.5 in the Arsenal-game. :drool:

[Magic]

All of them run back but none of them think to mark Messi.

Lovely goal though.

Silva was like lol this will end with him making a cunt of me so I'll just jog behind him.

[Raoul Duke]

That Barca goal was awesome. Messi is astonishing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was lovely from the greasy one.

[Smiffy]

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[Smiffy]

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[Yevrah]

That touch from Sterling. :drool:

[Spoonsky]

De Brooooney.

[Dquincy]

This ref is a bell end.

[Raoul Duke]

Barca getting out-Barca'd by City here. They need a third to seal it though and they keep missing chances.

[Max Power]

This is a cracking game. Weirdly error strewn AND high quality.

City bossing it this half though

[Bernanke]

That short corner. :face:

[Pen]

That Stones mistake was hilarious :D

Do everything so well and then throw it all away like that.

[Bernanke]

Holy shit, that "pass" from Stones. :D

[Adamski]

Basel to draw with PSG. 1-1
Ludogorets to lose by a single goal. - 0-1
Napoli to run riot in Turkey. 1-4
Benfica make hard work of it but come away with a 2-1 win.
Celtic falter in Germany by a handsome score. 3-0 perhaps.
Aguero returning for City ensures they at least score but Barcelona take maximum points. 1-3
Atletico probably 1-0 as per.
PSV to get slapped around by Bayern. 0-5

If we all say bravo will you stop doing this now?

[Yevrah]

Liquid football.

[phonics]

Nicking. A. Living.

[Pen]

This was a very good game from start to finish. Kind of hope there would be a goal for Barca in this very soon so that we would get that last minute goal chasing, that's really all that's missing here.

[Giggles]

And we got the fucking Celtic & Monchengladbach game here :rolleyes:

[Raoul Duke]

The Ozil goal sounds a bit naughty.

[phonics]

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:drool:

[Magic]

I think it'll be City 3-1 Barca.

Fuck off.

[Pen]

Just saw it and it was very good. No idea what Ludogrets were doing playing a line that high, but Özil did really well after getting the ball.

[Raoul Duke]

Comedy shit from the keeper there.

[Dquincy]

Do fuck off.

[Smiffy]

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[Smiffy]

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[phonics]

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Bae.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a stunner from Legia.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Real Madrid :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Legia :drool:

3-2 having been 2-0 down.

Get fucked Madrid.

[Pen]

I wonder what odds you could've gotten for Legia when it was 0-2? Even though this is obviously very lol it makes fuck all difference regarding the group which is a shame.

[Boydy]

3-3 now.

Is that game being played behind closed doors?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Former Rotherham and Norwich player, Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe dicking them earlier.

What a game.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

3-3 now.

Is that game being played behind closed doors?
Yeah, the Legia fans went mental against Dortmund in the last home game.

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[Jimmy Floyd]

If they'd given me 100 guesses at who was back, none of them would have been 'Legia Warsaw'.

[Magic]

Spurts. :harold:

[Smiffy]

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[Lofty]

The official Arsenal facebook account posted an update for Özil's goal immediately after it happened saying 'Scenes!', how long has Taz worked for them?

[John Arne]

Why are there so many games on Sunday this week? I get UEFA cup teams, why everybody else?

[John Arne]

Fener: Volkan; Sener, Kjaer, Skrtel, Hasan Ali; Josef, Mehmet Topal, Alper; Lens, Sow, Sen
Subs: Fabiano, Van Persie, Koybasi, Emenike, Neustadter, Ucan, Stoch

Man United: De Gea; Darmian, Blind, Rojo, Shaw; Schneiderlin, Herrera, Pogba; Martial, Rooney, Rashford
Subs: Romero, Jones, Fellaini Mata, Mkhitaryan, Young, Ibrahimovic

What happened to all these amazing Man Utd youngsters coming though? I thought Mourinho was building something more long term?

[Smiffy]

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[randomlegend]

That's legitimately one of the best goals I've ever seen.

[randomlegend]

The commentator on my stream just said that it will "exasperate the problem you already have". Exasperate ffs.

EDIT: God the whistling from the turkish fans is awful.

[Adamski]

I forgot Moussa Sow even existed.

What a year that was when him, Hazard & Gervinho skelped Ligue UN.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Forgot that we were on early today.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Christ that's good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Paul Scholes always sounds like he's on the verge of ending it all.

Cheer up a bit, mate.

[Baz]

Growing up in Oldham will do that to anyone.

[Baz]

Two belters so far then.

[randomlegend]

I mean it doesn't excuse the fact we can't score, but for fuck's sake those goals :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Back to his best?

[Lewis]

I wonder who 'LvG' would have signed this summer.

[Magic]

:harold:

[Bartholomert]

Fenerbahce :cool:

I think the Sow goal was the best I've ever seen a Fenerbahce player score. The fans were very subpar with the noise level, for the record it's because the main fan group is boycotting home games this year because of disagreements with the direction the club has been going under the current President.

[Adamski]

Are the club looking for a level of personal hygiene that the fans just can't deliver?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sow will get Senegal to the World Cup as well. Cracking and underrated striker. Like a few contemporary Africans he's been quite lazy and unambitious in his career moves, but it's a short career I guess.

[Giggles]

So bloody close with that McEleny shot near the end.


Still though, this man. Would love to see him with a legitimate chance to make the international 23.

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