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Jimmy Floyd
22-10-2016, 01:25 PM
This is a social experiment, after enough people have done it I will tally up and calculate the liked/disliked league table.

I don't care what criteria you use, this is entirely up to you. If you can't separate two or more particular teams or don't have a preference amongst them, just do it arbitrarily or by whatever means you see fit.

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Burnley
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Everton
Hull
Leicester
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Middlesbrough
Southampton
Stoke
Sunderland
Swansea
Tottenham
Watford
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham


1. (most liked)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20. (least liked)

Gray Fox
22-10-2016, 01:37 PM
A few may swap about now and then, but this is about right for me.

1. Liverpool (most liked)
2. Leicester
3. Bournemouth
4. Southampton
5. Stoke
6. Tottenham
7. Swansea
8. Everton
9. Watford
10. Middlesborough
11. Burnley
12. Crystal Palace
13. Manchester United
14. Sunderland
15. Hull
16. West Brom
17. West Ham
18. Arsenal
19. Chelsea
20. Manchester City (least liked)

Byron
22-10-2016, 01:41 PM
West Ham (obvs)
Bournemouth
Leicester
Arsenal
Southampton
Middlesbrough
Swansea
Watford
Manchester United
Hull
Burnley
West Bromwich Albion
Everton
Stoke
Sunderland
Crystal Palace
Chelsea
Manchester City
Tottenham


















20. Liverpool

Giggles
22-10-2016, 01:46 PM
1. Everyone else






20. West Ham

























Somewhere far far more than 20. Liverpool.

Ian
22-10-2016, 01:54 PM
I don't care enough about most of them consistently enough to have a full 1-20 ranking. I'd just be making most of it up. Still, in the interest of playing along and SCIENCE:

1. Manchester United
2. Bournemouth
3. Everton
4. Southampton
5. Swansea (this is where any real opinion ends and I'm just starting to make it up to get this post over with)
6. Leicester (despite a residual dislike leftover from a few games seeing them at Highfield Road)
7. Tottenham
8. Stoke
9. Burnley
10. Middlesbrough
11. West Ham
12. Watford
13. West Bromwich Albion
14. Sunderland
15. Crystal Palace
16. Hull
17. Arsenal
18. Chelsea
19. Manchester City
20. Liverpool

There are about 14 clubs there who could change on a daily basis.

mugbull
22-10-2016, 01:56 PM
1. Spurs
2. Leicester
3. Liverpool
4. Everton
5. Southampton
6. Palace
7. Bournemouth
8. Man City
9. Swansea
10. West Ham
11. Chelsea
12. Hull
13. Watford
14. Arsenal
15. Stoke
16. Burnley
17. Middlesbrough
18. Sunderland
19. West Brom
20. Man United

mo
22-10-2016, 02:59 PM
1. Crystal Palace
2. Southampton
3. Burnley
4. Everton
5. Tottenham
6. West Ham
7. Watford
8. Stoke
9. Middlesbrough
10. West Brom
11. Leicester
12. Arsenal
13. Sunderland
14. Liverpool
15. Swansea
16. Hull
17. Chelsea
18. Manchester City
19. Manchester Utd
20. Bournemouth

Spikey M
22-10-2016, 03:10 PM
1)Spurs
2)Swansea
3)Sunderland
4)Southampton
5)Bournemouth
6)Hull
7)Watford
8)Burnley
9)Middlesborough
10)Everton
11)Leicester
12)Stoke
13)Palace
14)West Ham
15)West Brom
16)Arsenal
17)Man Utd
18)Man City
19)Isis
20)Russia
21)French Canadians
22)Anti-Vaxers
23) Chelsea
24)Liverpool

4-13 could be in any old order though, really.

Spoonsky
22-10-2016, 03:48 PM
1. Liverpool
2. Leicester
3. Bournemouth
4. Swansea
5. Palace
6. Hull
7. Everton
8. West Ham

...?

16. Sunderland
17. Arsenal
18. Chelsea
19. City
20. United

Shindig
22-10-2016, 04:32 PM
Arsenal
Bournemouth
Leicester
Middlesbrough
Crystal Palace
Burnley
Liverpool
Everton
Manchester United
Watford
Southampton
Stoke
Swansea
Chelsea
Manchester City
Hull
West Bromwich Albion
Tottenham
West Ham
Sunderland

I guess that'll do. The weird thing about the mackems is that there are situations where I'm alright with them and, to be honest, I kinda pity them in their current state. I work in an office full of them though and the gloating they dished out last season was ridiculous. The others near the bottom are just there because I either dislike their football or just find the whole team to have a rather 'just there' persona.

City and Chelsea are where they are because they barely feel like clubs any more. Its all purge and spend on a 12-18 month basis.

I like Arsenal. I like Arsene and I like how he runs that team. It takes a lot to produce such consistency and still feel like a team of underachievers. Bournemouth are having the time of their lives with a young manager and can really use this time to build up some stability. Nothing about Leicester has been stable but last season's historic title win is something you can revel in for years. As for Boro, another club that I admire for how it's run. They give their youth a chance and obviously have the training to get them up to standard.

Liverpool get props for having clown periods that take the heat off us.

7om
23-10-2016, 12:02 AM
Chelsea
Arsenal
Tottenham
Everton
Leicester
Manchester United
Manchester City
Southampton
West Ham
Bournemouth
Crystal Palace
Hull
Burnley
Watford
Stoke
Swansea
Sunderland
Middlesbrough
Liverpool
West Bromwich Albion

Raoul Duke
23-10-2016, 08:03 AM
1. Manchester United
2. Arsenal
3. Tottenham
4. Southampton
5. Everton
6. Leicester
7. Manchester City
8. Chelsea
9. Crystal Palace
10. West Ham
11. Liverpool
12. Bournemouth
13. Watford
14. Middlesbrough
15. Stoke
16. Swansea
17. Sunderland
18. Burnley
19. Hull
20. West Bromwich Albion

SvN
23-10-2016, 08:57 AM
Manchester United
Southampton
Stoke
Everton
Leicester
Swansea
West Bromwich Albion
Middlesbrough
Arsenal
Bournemouth
Watford
Burnley
Tottenham
Crystal Palace
Hull
Sunderland
Chelsea
West Ham
Manchester City
Liverpool

Baz
23-10-2016, 10:00 AM
1. Liverpool
2. Crystal Palace
3. Watford
4. Southampton
5. Burnley
6. West Ham
7. Manchester City
8. Arsenal
9. Hull
10. Chelsea
11. Stoke
12. Bournemouth
13. Tottenham
14. West Bromwich Albion
15. Middlesbrough
16. Sunderland
17. Swansea
18. Leicester
19. Manchester United
20. Everton

-james-
23-10-2016, 02:10 PM
I'm pretty non-partisan so this varies a lot and generally favours the underdog. I am not a Middlesbrough fan in any way but I find them quite likeable at the moment.

1. Middlesbrough
2. Arsenal
3. Southampton
4. West Ham
5. Burnley
6. Liverpool
7. Bournemouth
8. Spurs
9. Manchester United
10. Swansea
11. Leicester
12. Stoke
13. Hull
14. Everton
15. Chelsea
16. Crystal Palace
17. Sunderland
18. Watford
19. Man City
20. West Bromwich Albion

Shindig
23-10-2016, 03:22 PM
Do people really hate West Brom or is it just one of those things were you get 19 down and remember they exist?

Boydy
23-10-2016, 03:49 PM
It's probably the Pulis factor.

I imagined Liverpool would be close to the bottom of many of these lists. I still don't understand all the Liverpool hatred though.

Lewis
23-10-2016, 03:52 PM
It's the city rather than the club, but that obviously blurs the lines where the fans are concerned.

Boydy
23-10-2016, 03:59 PM
Yeah but I don't get that either.

GS
23-10-2016, 04:04 PM
It should be fairly self-evident.

7om
23-10-2016, 08:58 PM
Do people really hate West Brom or is it just one of those things were you get 19 down and remember they exist?

Have you ever been to the Black Country?

If it wasn't for Sir Big Sam being born there I'd have advocated for it being nuked off the map a long time ago.

phonics
23-10-2016, 09:21 PM
Arsenal
West Bromwich Albion
Swansea
West Ham
Southampton
Bournemouth
Crystal Palace
Watford
Leicester
Burnley
Hull
Middlesbrough
Sunderland
Manchester City
Stoke
Liverpool
Chelsea
Manchester United
Tottenham

1) Duh
2) Dads a baggie. Only thing we have a connection over is football.
3) I used to live there

I thought I hated Chelsea more than United but I saw todays result and loled so I'm taking that as proof I think United/Jose are the perfect fit of cunts.

Spikey M
23-10-2016, 09:24 PM
Do people really hate West Brom or is it just one of those things were you get 19 down and remember they exist?

Were it not for Pulis that would be the case. As it is, I hope they do a Portsmouth.

Pen
23-10-2016, 09:27 PM
1. Manchester United
2. Southampton
3. Bournemouth
4. Sunderland
5. Everton
6. Middlesborough
7. Leicester
8. Swansea
9. Arsenal
10. West Ham
11. Spurs
12. Chelsea
13. Burnley
14. Crystal Palace
15. Stoke
16. Watford
17. West Brom
18. Hull
19. Manchester City
20. Liverpool

In all honesty I don't care about most of the teams at all an they could be anywhere between say 4th and 17th. Fox example I enjoyed Leicester's heroics last season, but had it been West Ham or Southampton doing the same I would have been just as pleased. The bottom three are the only teams I really just don't like at all due to their fans or rivalry and Hull are just a joke (although that again is more down to their owners more than the team itself). I think I generally prefer teams that are well run or that have been in the Premier league when I started watching it as a kid but don't usually do much.

GS
23-10-2016, 09:32 PM
West Bromwich are one of those clubs which are just 'there'. There's nothing particularly offensive about them. One could harbour a dislike for Stoke because "Delap, mate", but even then you're hard pressed to come up with compelling reasons to dislike them to any significant extent beyond the general area bearing comparison with modern-day Aleppo or Sirte.

Arsenal, clearly, deserve contempt on the solid tripartite grounds that (1) their fans vastly overrate their players whilst using their first names or other awful designations like "TH14" (2) they've literally ruined football for the working man by turning the whole experience into a terrible corporate effort with the sole intention of wringing every last penny from the fanbase ("Don't leave the Emirates without your souvenir programme! Only £18.50!"), and (3) we've had to listen to years of them justifying failure by citing that they play football "the right way".

Wenger's continued nervous breakdown and the inevitability of the February collapse just about allow the rest of us to maintain an interest. I imagine Wenger views his job now in much the same way as Robert Oppenheimer came to view nuclear weapons.

GS
23-10-2016, 10:04 PM
You won't find me agreeing with the RAWK nutters. The whole culture is an embarrassment.

phonics
23-10-2016, 10:07 PM
I had to delete my post as I accidentally attached a file to the server rather than hyperlinking it so I'll address your 'nutters on RAWK' point with a post from the official Twitter account of Liverpool Football Club

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi3XVJ4IgAAYMf2.jpg

GS
23-10-2016, 10:09 PM
You won't find me agreeing with the nutters who run the official account.

Jimmy Floyd
23-10-2016, 10:10 PM
I've added up the first 15 and the results show the trend I was looking for, which is a clear pro-southern, anti-northern bias.

Southampton
Leicester
Bournemouth
Everton
Arsenal
Swansea
Tottenham
Crystal Palace
West Ham
Middlesbrough
Burnley
Watford
Manchester United
Stoke
Liverpool
Hull
Chelsea
Sunderland
West Bromwich Albion
Manchester City

GS
23-10-2016, 10:10 PM
I imagine that happens because of the obvious chip-on-shoulder that exists north of the Watford gap.

phonics
23-10-2016, 10:11 PM
Anything that does represent Liverpool FC that you will agree with? Maybe Steven Gerrards assertion that Joe Cole is as good as Messi?

GS
23-10-2016, 10:18 PM
Anything that does represent Liverpool FC that you will agree with? Maybe Steven Gerrards assertion that Joe Cole is as good as Messi?

I have no truck with any sense of 'exceptionalism' for "Liverpool FC" that some of their fans seem to buy into.

Dark Soldier
23-10-2016, 10:38 PM
1. Manchester United
2. Bournemouth
3. Southampton
4. Everton
5. Crystal Palace
6. West Ham
7. Watford
8. Swansea
9. Stoke
10. Hull
11. Burnley
12. Middlesbrough
13. West Bromwich Albion
14. Sunderland
15. Tottenham
16. Leicester
17. Arsenal
18. Chelsea
19. Manchester City
20. Liverpool

I only really like United. The majority I couldn't give a shit about, so I've gone for how much I like to manage them on FM, and then the bottom three are all essentially a similar level of dislike.

Reg
23-10-2016, 10:47 PM
I've attempted this a few times but all I found was I have no real feelings about any of the teams except United. I slightly dislike Palace and Chelsea, and for many years disliked Liverpool and still don't care for their fans but think Klopp is great and they're quite fun to watch. I kind of dislike Man City but like Pep. I really enjoyed Leicester's season, and Ranieri seems a lovely chap, but I don't really care what happens to them now.

I've never understood the hatred and disdain fans have for other clubs in the vast majority of cases.

Spoonsky
23-10-2016, 11:51 PM
It's the city rather than the club, but that obviously blurs the lines where the fans are concerned.

People here (foreigners, usually, but not English) hate Liverpool as well. It's not just a city thing.

Giggles
24-10-2016, 01:44 AM
It's the city rather than the club, but that obviously blurs the lines where the fans are concerned.

Opposite. The sanctimonious self-righteous cunts.

Sam
24-10-2016, 09:03 AM
Like most except for West Brom for obvious reasons.

Mazuuurk
24-10-2016, 02:07 PM
1. Arsenal
2. Manchester United (pretty much only because of Zlatan)
3. Bournemouth
4. Everton
5. Watford
6.West Ham
7. Manchester City
8. Tottenham
9. Leicester
10. Liverpool
11. Chelsea
12. Middlesbrough
13. Swansea
14. Crystal Palace
15. Southampton
16. Sunderland
17. Burnley
18. Stoke
19. Hull
20. West Bromwich Albion

Magic
24-10-2016, 02:27 PM
1. Arsenal - What's not to like (especially their lolworthy fans). Fantastic ethos, good club, and generally cunt free.
2. Everton - Probably because of MOYSEH being Scottish and doing such a great job. From this point it becomes who do I hate less.
3. Leicester - I don't hate Leicester though. Just really annoyed they came up to the Championship after us and they've fucking won the Premier League whilst we're still languishing in hell.
4. Crystal Palace - Completely inoffensive nothing club. Who cares?
5. Southampton - Similar to Leicester. We were playing them in League One and now they are established top 10 Premier League sides. Had the same financial woes we did. Fucking hell.
6. Swansea - I don't mind Swansea at all really. Not bothered about the Welsh thing because I'm Scottish.
7. Bournemouth - Insignificant to me. Stole our best player though, the bastards. Shouldn't be where they are. And Eddie Howe is a turd.
8. Manchester City - Don't mind CITEH. Were a total nothing club that were gambled on by some insane rich cunts and now they are donning it. Good on them. I remember when they were turd.
9. West Bromwich Albion - What a pointless fucking club supported by that cunt Chiles. Get out of the Premier League! Boing fucking off.
10. Liverpool - I really should hate Cess but I don't that much. Have provided some wild entertainment over the past 10 or so years. And some fantastic lolage.
11. Tottenham - Eurgh. £££. My uncle is a die hard though.
12. Stoke - Just a nothing, shite club again. Fucking Stoke. Dire and provide nothing of value at all.
13. Sunderland - As above, which is a shame because they are better than that.
14. Middlesbrough - As above, which isn't a shame because they are fucking awful, and an awful place too.
15. Watford - Never forget that play off final. Horrible little wank club that belong in League 2.
16. West Ham - Supported by cunts.
17. Burnley - Probably shouldn't hate them as much as this but I do. Burnley for fuck's sake. Get to fuck.
18. Hull - :sick: Hopefully this latest financial turmoil should fucking annihilate them. (omg I spelt it right without checker)
19. Chelsea - Shoot the Chelsea scum. Horrible club, horrible owners, horrible managers, horrible players. Just the absolute epitome of CUNT.
20. Manchester United - No more needs to be said. :)

Disco
24-10-2016, 03:37 PM
How does it feel now that Leeds are just another shit northern club like Burnley or Hull but without the success? Probably great yeah?

Lewis
24-10-2016, 03:41 PM
Fifth best team in Yorkshire (with Barnsley closing in). Pathetic.

Jimmy Floyd
24-10-2016, 04:03 PM
He will be loving it when they get taken over by Red Bull.

Browning
24-10-2016, 04:23 PM
1) Arsenal
2) Southampton
3) Leicester
4) Crystal Palace
5) Bournemouth
6) Watford
7) Sunderland
8) Chelsea
9) West Ham
10) Everton
11) Burnley
12) West Bromwich Albion
13) Stoke
14) Manchester City
15) Swansea
16) Hull
17) Middlesbrough
18) Liverpool
19) Manchester United
20) Tottenham

A lot of the middle ones could change really.

phonics
24-10-2016, 04:25 PM
Leeds' downfall has been amazing. Risdale, Bates, Bates, Bates' Dodgy Unnamed Mates, Cellino is a hell of a leadership totem pole.

Magic
24-10-2016, 04:30 PM
Ridsdale, Krasner Co, Bates, Bates, GFH, Cellino.