TTH MEET BEERS AND MATES December 3rd

[Kikó]

Discuss.

[Raoul Duke]

Approved

[Shindig]

I err... could make this.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Kikó]

Probably London.

[Giggles]

Keep it in the whatsapp lads.

[Baz]

Bournemouth away.

[hfswjyr]

I err... could make this.

If this were on facebook i'd definitely put tentative...

edit* actually it's "maybe" on facebook isn't it? Tentative for outlook invite then.

[igor_balis]

yeah alright then. we should get fucked up and go to fuzz 4 freaks.

[Lewis]

We should get a keg and a box of crisps and then doorstep Taz.

[Magic]

Christmas do.

[Kikó]

I'm proposing flight club. Beer, darts and MATES.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We could go marching somewhere too.

Maybe knock out a few hipsters for Giggles.

[Lewis]

Somebody should start catfishing Mahow to make sure he turns up. Smiffy has form, so he would be my first choice.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Somebody should start catfishing Mahow to make sure he turns up. Smiffy has form, so he would be my first choice.
Get a hot girl on webcam and I'll be there for a meet.

[Giggles]

We could go marching somewhere too.

Maybe knock out a few hipsters for Giggles.

In London you could just randomly swing and you'd be bound to hit three or four.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

In London you could just randomly swing and you'd be bound to hit three or four.

Especially East London.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3815775/At-price-BETTER-Pretty-F-ing-Good-Hipster-toast-comes-London-s-steal-10-slice.html

[Giggles]

Especially East London.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3815775/At-price-BETTER-Pretty-F-ing-Good-Hipster-toast-comes-London-s-steal-10-slice.html

The name of that pub :face:

End the world now.

[igor_balis]

we should go to the bank of friendship in highbury, it is dead nice. has an open fire, a cat and you can get a pint for £3!

[Lewis]

Get a hot girl on webcam and I'll be there for a meet.

Tragic self-deprecation aside, a TTH Meet would be an ideal half-way house for you to try talking to people without shitting yourself.

[Dquincy]

I work in London but shan't be coming. Magic threatened to give me a Glasgow kiss if I came. Bit gay.

[Adamski]

Doesn't Magic bottle all the meets anyway?

[Giggles]

I work in London but shan't be coming. Magic threatened to give me a Glasgow kiss if I came. Bit gay.

His face is made of glass.

[Waffdon]

Doesn't Magic bottle all the meets anyway?

Me and Andy were at Private Eyes the other eeek

[Adamski]

Me and Andy were at Private Eyes the other eeek

I always thought you were his community service project. That doesn't count.

[Giggles]

eeek is right.

[Waffdon]

Some biy he is.

[Spikey M]

I'm going to go with 'Fuck yes, get in!' Then make up a reason why I can't attend on the 2nd. Probably my Nan popping her cloggs of something.

Fuck yes, get in!

[Spikey M]

I work in London but shan't be coming. Magic threatened to give me a Glasgow kiss if I came. Bit gay.

He got curb stomped by his wifes sister outside a Kebab shop. Don't fret.

[mugbull]

Let's all go to a festival and fall in love with each other.

[Dquincy]

He got curb stomped by his wifes sister outside a Kebab shop. Don't fret.

:D

[Spammer]

Off to a gig that night in Sheffield. Dang.

Meet up in Sheffield anyone?

[Clunge]

Could probs make this if it's Lunnndunnn.

[Kikó]

It is in London. I'm going to book flight club soon for maximum banter.

[Giggles]

Flight club?

[Raoul Duke]

We'll all get twisted and beat each other up, naked

[Kikó]

http://flightclubdarts.com

[Boydy]

Fucking hipster darts.

[Giggles]

The thread title should reflect the Awesome Friends line.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I haven't been to one of these for ages. The last time I did, I had to do a cringe impression of GS on the pub microphone and we did pretty badly (or was it well?) on the pub quiz. I also stayed for about 4 pints longer than I intended and had to run up several tube escalators to catch the last train home. United were losing to someone shit in the league cup as I remember Kiko being grumpy about it.

Might go I guess if it's in the smoke.

[Lewis]

Darts must be the shittest thing in the world to play when you're useless at it, since at least with golf or tennis you get a bit of exercise as you fumble around like a dickhead. You see people in pubs attempting it and they might as well be trying to turn a light off by flicking peanuts at the switch.

[hfswjyr]

Not interested in darts personally, but if that's the general consensus ok.

Can't we do a pub quiz instead?

[GS]

I haven't been to one of these for ages. The last time I did, I had to do a cringe impression of GS on the pub microphone and we did pretty badly (or was it well?) on the pub quiz. I also stayed for about 4 pints longer than I intended and had to run up several tube escalators to catch the last train home. United were losing to someone shit in the league cup as I remember Kiko being grumpy about it.

Might go I guess if it's in the smoke.

We came second - we were shafted by the quizmaster, who was a complete wanker.

[Lewis]

They usually are.

[Kikó]

The darts is actually a laugh no matter how good or shit you are. It's a couple of hours of booze. Find a Saturday night quiz otherwise..

[hfswjyr]

I think you might be right Kiko...

http://www.pubquizzers.com/search.php?lat=51.504331&lon=0.000916&ord=4asc&ser=&swhere=England&swhen=Saturday

[Kikó]

Okay so I think the Christmas parties have got in ahead of us so how about http://swingersldn.com

[Spikey M]

That's just false advertising

[Spammer]

I'm guessing that website it NSFW

There's a good club near one of the airports, apparently.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I might start a bar billiards themed pop-up in Hoxton and market it exclusively to internet messageboards.

[Kikó]

It's completely safe for work.

Anyway it's another all booked affair so the group have decided that a curry at tayyabs is the one. 8pm.

http://tayyabs.co.uk/

I'm booking for ten.

[Spikey M]

Leave the car keys at home, lads.

[Spammer]

Does it have to be that weekend?

Fucksake. That's literally the only weekend past November that I have plans for.

[Kikó]

It's why we chose it. Can't you walk from where you are to us?

It's not BOOKED and CONFIRMED so if you're coming tell me. This is not a democracy. Just a curry and beers.

[Boydy]

Tayyabs is fucking banging.

If I was in London I might actually go for that.

[Spammer]

I'll just have to wait for the next one in 2018.

[Baz]

Get Taz involved and I'll consider it, and make Mike come with me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We could just get Sue Perkins to come.

[Baz]

Because they've both got glasses and dark hair lol

[Giggles]

:D so touchy about that one.

[phonics]

I'll look at flights but I won't be able to book them until Nov 25th so if they're massively overpriced I'll have to give it a miss.

[elth]

Have it in Australia and I'll come :henn0rz:

[Kikó]

We can Skype call you in.

[Kikó]

Bump. Anyone else in? We have six in with four places up for GRABS.

Confirm so Benny can make the name badges.

[Giggles]

You're limiting places? :harold:

Why not just go invite only?

[Adamski]

Table of 10 booked at tayabbs I'm guessing.

[Kikó]

Thank you Adam. Ffs. I'll book a bigger table if more want to come.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Could we get a stripper?

[Giggles]

Could we get a stripper?

Benny is already arranged.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Benny is already arranged.
I can't wait to see his pepperami.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Adamski]

Are you going Mahow? As Lewis said, it would be great for your social anxiety.

Although if you probably explained the background to this place to your therapist or whoever (and maybe a printed out list of posts for context) they'd lock you up, but swings and roundabouts.

[igor_balis]

Am I on the list? I wanna go.

[Kikó]

You can be. That would make it 8.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Are you going Mahow? As Lewis said, it would be great for your social anxiety.

Although if you probably explained the background to this place to your therapist or whoever (and maybe a printed out list of posts for context) they'd lock you up, but swings and roundabouts.

I'm not going.

[Magic]

London. :(

[Mazuuurk]

Gutted I can't make it to this what with it being in another fucking country and all. Shame as I reckon I'm a bit of a legend l when it comes to TTH meetup-ing.

[phonics]

If it's still 30 quid to fly over next week, I'm in.

[Lewis]

Yeah you just do the posters lad.

[Magic]

Who's all going then?

[phonics]

Yeah you just do the posters lad.

I will stab you with a dirty needle.

[Sam]

I could awkwardly come and sit there for numbers sake.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Lewis]

I will stab you with a dirty needle.

What, one of your own?

[Spikey M]

Does Phonics still look like Earthworm Jim?

[Adamski]

Earthworm Jim : The Gangsta Reimagining.

[Adamski]

Gutted I can't make it to this what with it being in another fucking country and all. Shame as I reckon I'm a bit of a legend l when it comes to TTH meetup-ing.

Anyone who thinks they're 'a bit of a legend' is very much the exact opposite in my experience.

Unless legend means utter melt in Sweden.

[elth]

Maz is actually genuinely pleasant company tbh.

[hfswjyr]

You can be. That would make it 8.

Who's the magnificent eight?

[Magic]

That's edging in to awkward amount of people to get decent chat started.

[Raoul Duke]

Maybe, if you have the social skills of a turnip. It'd just split into smaller sub-groups. Have you ever been to a house party?

[Kikó]

Who's the magnificent eight?

Me, Duke, Benji, Lee, Byron, Smiffy, Igor, drapes.

[Magic]

Maybe, if you have the social skills of a turnip. It'd just split into smaller sub-groups. Have you ever been to a house party?

Yes but not one where nobody knows anyone.

[Kikó]

We have spoken and or met before you know..

Well most of us.

[Magic]

:(

[Boydy]

Benny's going? He doesn't even post any more.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Mazuuurk]

Anyone who thinks they're 'a bit of a legend' is very much the exact opposite in my experience.

Unless legend means utter melt in Sweden.

Sure but people who know, like I do, that they are legends are, in fact, legends.
So pipe down, buddy.

[Spikey M]

What a legend.

[Mazuuurk]

See he gets it.

[Waffdon]

Think I'm going to London for that England-Scotland match in two weeks. Who wants to look after young Waff whilst the game is on? xo

edit: jesus, that post looks affy similar to Igor's post in that other thread.

[Giggles]

Need at least four people to look after the sesh monster.

[Waffdon]

Hahahah, correct.

[Kikó]

Where are you boozing then waff?

4 weeks to go people. Any more takers?

[phonics]

Got a 6 grand tax bill to pay by the end of the month through the post today, think I'm going to have to withdraw my already wavering support.

[Waffdon]

Where are you boozing then waff?

4 weeks to go people. Any more takers?

Had to cancel. :<(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Going well :harold:

[Lewis]

Is it meeting people off the internet that you object to, or the false hope that comes with planning to do so?

[Kikó]

Going well :harold:

8 people are coming so no change. Just would like to get ten or change the booking.

[Spikey M]

Is it meeting people off the internet that you object to, or the false hope that comes with planning to do so?

Just meeting people, probably.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just meeting people, probably.

Nailed it.

[Magic]

Kiko meeting himself at some German craft beer wanker realm would sum this up.

[Kikó]

9 sleeps guys.

[Shindig]

Looks like I'm staying at ha'em. Plenty of domestic shit and it looks like weekend overtime might get confirmed. Other than that, have fun.

[Spikey M]

My work Christmas Party is this night so I actually have a legit excuse. :spikey:

[Kikó]

5 days.

[Kikó]

Whoever needs my number on here who is coming just drop me a PM.

I'm meeting LeeCovFox beforehand so happy to add you to the mix.

[Baz]

I'm meeting LeeCovFox beforehand so happy to add you to the mix.What wait where's he gone?

[Kikó]

He's been assimilated into THE GROUP.

[Giggles]

Someone ban Kiko.

[Adamski]

He's been assimilated into THE GROUP.

Why did he stop posting so suddenly?

[phonics]

Laurens worked out how to check his filthy history.

[Kikó]

He's too lazy to post as well as type on the group so he chooses to do the latter. I've told him to reverse that but he won't.

I will ban him.

[Giggles]

He's too lazy to post as well as type on the group so he chooses to do the latter. I've told him to reverse that but he won't.

I will ban him.

Tell him he's a cunt at least.

[Kikó]

I do on a daily basis.

[Magic]

Oh fuck this.

[Boydy]

You bellends.

[Giggles]

You bellends.

They're complete cans of piss.

[Kikó]

:*****(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No wonder this place has gone to the dogs.

Fuck the infidel group Whatsapp wankers.

[Kikó]

We will be on Facebook live on the night.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'll give you £10 if you nut Benny for me.

[Waffdon]

Eh want on this Group Chat shenanigans.

[Lewis]

Live. Laugh. Love. Group.

[Waffdon]

May as well. Every fkn Group Chat i'm in has changed to that.

[Spammer]

Aye I'll get involved too, if that's where the party's at.

[Giggles]

Yeah close this place to fuck.

[Offshore Toon]

There's clearly more to it.

[Spikey M]

It's mostly racism and child porn.

[Magic]

It's mostly racism and child porn.

We could have been that too if it wasn't for liberal, over-zealous moderating.

[Boydy]

Seriously though, you're killing this place. It was alright being on MSN as well back in the day because we were (yes, yes, some of us still are) all feckless wasters who had time to do both but if people are choosing to post in some whatsapp group instead of on here, that's just shit.

[Spoonsky]

The group isn't killing the board, though it doesn't help; what's killing the board is the fundamental problem that there's no way for new members to join. The fact that one or two people stopping posting would make such a big impact is just proof of that.

[Lewis]

I bet that group is cringe-worthy as fuck. Oooh what you doing tonight Kiko? When we off for that drink Kiko? Did you watch Benfica Kiko? Are we going for that drink Kiko? You're doing so well Kiko.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Would you like to swap wives Kiko? Lauren is really great...

[Lewis]

Fox would be above the fawning. It's Benny and that who would be acting like some div year eight who lives in the same street as a cool sixth former.

[Giggles]

I presume Amigo and Luca are involved in some way too (didn't the whole thing stem from the voyeuristic cunts creeping on Mahows private life?), so kiko needs to do some serious upping or he'll only be feeding off Luca's scraps.




.

[Kikó]

The group was created in June 2013.i think that was prior to the London meet a few years back. We've had Taz and Pen but never amigo.

[Bartholomert]

The group isn't killing the board, though it doesn't help; what's killing the board is the fundamental problem that there's no way for new members to join. The fact that one or two people stopping posting would make such a big impact is just proof of that.

We need to seriously tackle this problem. I would be happy to make serious monetary investments on this front because inevitable collective action issues (which if the moderators had any vision, could be overcome through their authority), but I'm minimum 1.5-2 years away from being in a financial position to actually follow through. I don't know if we will survive that long.

[mugbull]

Why would anybody join a forum dedicated to nothing at all

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's dedicated to bantz, mate.

[Spikey M]

Why would anyone NOT want to join a forum where all new comers are immediately rounded on?

[Lewis]

Mokkers has the least bantz of any living human.

[simon]

Lads.

[CJay]

Explain yourself.

[Lewis]

'My name's Simon and I'm a bender.'

[Magic]

He probably too busy travelling the world doing football coaching.

Oh wait.

:harold:

[Magic]

Why would anybody join a forum dedicated to nothing at all

Dedicated to nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all!

[Baz]

You know they're gonna be discussing WDYTOE lists over a "cheeky pint" on Saturday. So everyone get one done to give them something to talk about.

[simon]

He probably too busy travelling the world doing football coaching.

Oh wait.

:harold:

I have been actually. How is the missus? :cool:

I just got bored, CJ. The whatsapp group gives me everything I've always needed.

[Giggles]

As much as you're cunts, one massive whatsapp thread sounds awful.

[Magic]

I have been actually. How is the missus? :cool:

I just got bored, CJ. The whatsapp group gives me everything I've always needed.

:(

[mugbull]

Mokkers has the least bantz of any living human.

chill out you fukr. the man's struggling to comprehend why people don't join TTH. you wanna proffer a different explanation?

[Lewis]

I think you intimidate them.

[Kikó]

8 hours until the semi irregular meet. BREWDOG in Shoreditch is pre drinking location and we do have one space open with Igor bottling it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm in London today actually but fuck going to Shoreditch.

[Adamski]

Mahow your posts on this thread reek of sheer desperation to involved but you're well aware your arse would collapse under the pressure.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You know me too well :(

[Adamski]

Just go, Kiko is probably the greatest man alive. He'll treat you right.

[Lewis]

He would, but the others would start getting jealous of all the attention he was giving Mahow, so it might get a bit tense for somebody with anxiety.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, you should go, Mahow. Honestly, if people on here know your situation, it'll do you good.

[simon]

You should come, Mahow. :)

[Giggles]

Just go, Kiko is probably the greatest man alive. He'll treat you right.

In his own mind anyway.

[Kikó]

I'm in London today actually but fuck going to Shoreditch.

Come along. More than welcome.

[Spoonsky]

Ma-How! Ma-How! Ma-How!

[Lewis]

*bowls in fashionably late*
'Ma-how you doing, lads?!'
'.....'
'.....'
'.....'
'Ma-how you... Mahow. It's... I'm Mahow on the...'
'.....'
*leaves covered in sweat*

[7om]

What is proper etiquette at a TTH meet? Do you all call each other your usernames?

[Kikó]

He's here
http://i.imgur.com/IF2kHH4.jpg

[Baz]

Bloody hell Daws, all that money you're making and you've still got a Sony Ericsson with a bad camera.

[Kikó]

http://i.imgur.com/gxVJmYc.jpg

[Offshore Toon]

Bottom right looks so much like the girl from The Moomins.

[Offshore Toon]

Also, I know SD, Kiko then Benny, but who are the others?

[phonics]

You can tell it's an internet forum meet because two people are wearing red flannel.

[Offshore Toon]

I take back what I said about definitely going to one in the future btw.

[Kikó]

Don't be soft.

[Giggles]

I have absolutely zero idea who any are. I presume one is Kiko and one is Lee but not sure which or who the others are.

[Shindig]

Mahow turns up, sees a full table and then leaves crying.

[Giggles]

Who's the paedo-y looking fella front left?

[Offshore Toon]

That's SD, who has the face of a grandfather.

[Giggles]

Who's SD?

[simon]

Gru, lads. Best looking Gru you've ever seen.

[Byron]

I'm behind Gru.

[Giggles]

I'm guessing Lee is back left, not sure why but I think he posted a photo before. Back right has definitely got to be Kiko as he out smugs them all combined.

[Kikó]

Love you too pal.

[simon]

http://i.imgur.com/iUSEAMQ.jpg

Not rapey, so we're winning.

[Foe]

Tthirl2

[Lewis]

Duke looks like Penaldo's dad having a midlife crisis.

[mugbull]

Better looking crowd than i would have expected

[Baz]

Only Benny (mr peparami) looks normal.

[Smiffy]

:moop: I should have kept an eye on this thread.

[Giggles]

Only Benny (mr peparami) looks normal.

Wait til the pictures later when he has the pepperami out.

I can't believe Raoul is one of them when there's only one smug looking cunt.

[Lee]

You should have just said if you wanted an invitation, mate.

[Giggles]

Was an open invite. Mate.

[Kikó]

Mate.

[Giggles]

Beers and mates.

[Byron]

Mates and Beers.

[Giggles]

Beery mates.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did anyone actually nut Benny for me?

I did not go as I was in Wembley and Acton all day, plus I wouldn't be seen dead in Shoreditch.

[Raoul Duke]

What does that even mean? You're worried about your mates in Hitchin thinking you've gone soft?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What mates?

Shoreditch is just far too hipster for me.

[Lewis]

Do any of that lot look remotely 'hip'? No. But they rode it out.

[Offshore Toon]

Last time I was in Shoreditch I paid over £5 for a pint in a shithole with mixed toilets where the cubicle I used had no toilet seat. Then I watched four trannies try to flag down a taxi for a bit. If they could guarantee views like that, I really wouldn't mind paying so much.

[Kikó]

Good night lads. Next time more of you come along and get involved.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Do any of that lot look remotely 'hip'? No. But they rode it out.

The hipsters would probably take me for one of them with my beard.

Benny's doesn't count, the useless twat.

[Offshore Toon]

No good night ends before midnight.

[Lewis]

Benny's beard is pretty neat when you consider that it has to double as his jawline.

[igor_balis]

i missed this for my shit xmas work do, what a mug

[Giggles]

Good night lads. Next time more of you come along and get involved.

Are you trying to be intentionally smug?

[Bartholomert]

http://i.imgur.com/gxVJmYc.jpg

Everyone looks fairly normal / British. Pretty cute overall.

When are we doing a DC meet tho.

[Spikey M]

Kiko's Jawline. :wub:

[Magic]

Bottom right looks so much like the girl from The Moomins.

Fuck yes. :D

[Kikó]

Are you trying to be intentionally smug?

You know me, inviting people to meet up is the definition of smug.

[Adamski]

Are you trying to be intentionally smug?

How the hell is this smug? Haha

[Giggles]

How the hell is this smug? Haha

I just enjoy calling him smug. It's getting old now though and a change is needed. Wanker?

[Baz]

Who is middle left?

[Kikó]

Byron.

[Baz]

He just looks glad to be out.

[Lewis]

He's making the most of being the normal-looking one.

[Kikó]

Marriage does that to you #amriteMJ

[Kikó]

He's making the most of being the normal-looking one.

You live at home with your mum and you're judging others? Maybe you should put down the milk.

[Giggles]

Oof, Lewis found the button.

[Lewis]

At least you're not taking it too seriously.

[Adamski]

You live at home with your mum and you're judging others? Maybe you should put down the milk.

Freud would have a field day.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Freud would have a field day.
:D

[Kikó]

At least you're not taking it too seriously.

Only as serious as yourself.

[Lewis]

That doesn't reflect particularly well on you.

[Kikó]

I'm upset you think so. No need to cry over spilt milk though.

How's the roast?

[7om]

Nice photo, lads.

[Giggles]

Meers and Bates.

[Shindig]

Byron looks like Lee's cheery brother who he doesn't see much of.

[Magic]

Normally on other forums it would be met with complimentary comments and stuff but on here it's about how much of a bunch of wanks they are. They did stab us in the back though.

[Baz]

Namecalling aside (if that can happen on TTH) what did the six(right?) of you get upto? And did any strangers find out it was an Internet forum meet up? Like whoever took the pic if there was indeed six of you. And was it awkward for any newcomers who hadn't met the others before?

[Kikó]

Lee was the only one who hadn't met anyone and he seemed fine tbh. Plan was a pub, a curry and then another pub then home. Nobody thought anything when they took the picture, we didn't have TTH name badges on or bring our tactics truck.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did Lee moan about Lauren constantly?

[Magic]

Did you not have any gay activities lined up?

[7om]

Plot twist: Lauren took the picture and tagged along with Lee.

[Magic]

Plot twist: Lauren took the picture and tagged along with Lee.

Bollocks. There's no way he'd risk that.

Plot twist: he killed her years ago.

[Kikó]

We had no gay activities other than bumming.

[Spikey M]

Frigid.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They were all hoping that Hammer would come and open their eyes.