The Apprentice 2016 - Sponsored by the Royal Association of Bastards

[7om]

Here we fucking go :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm 10 minutes behind.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The seethe from Paul at being picked last :harold:

[Browning]

Putting Paul and Sofiane together should see him lose regardless.

[7om]

Paul being a miserable bastard already. Shocking.

[Browning]

Ridiculously Rich Vs Purple Whale. Sack the whole thing off.

[7om]

Purple Whale is beyond belief. What is he thinking?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Big K needs his own TV show.

[Browning]

Some cunt who was voted off in week 2 over ruling Alana and changing the packaging. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

tbf it does look better.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought you meant the logo, fucking hell.

[Giggles]

People do ordering on the phone and not online these days? She's lucky she's hot.

EDIT: Ah I see now.

[7om]

And now they've fucked Courtney with the ad. Alana's won.

[Giggles]

She's shitting it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why are do they always lie about market research to the PM/finalist? If they're really that light skinned then how can they be in the process?

I'd want to know any negatives before going into the pitch to know what they can pick holes into so I can have a counter.

[Browning]

That advert was amazing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alanna's? If so I really liked it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Karthik :cool:

Jessica would probably ride his monobrow all week long.

[Browning]

Alanna's? If so I really liked it.

I meant Courtney's. Purely because of Karthik.

[7om]

Claude looked gutted there. I think he genuinely likes Courtney.

[Browning]

The spoiler coming in :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I meant Courtney's. Purely because of Karthik.

Yeah he was brilliant.

I'd be putty in his hands with that line about the heart scoop.

[Browning]

"I truly believed in Giin."

No you fucking didn't.

[Ian]

It was worth Courtney making the final just to see his seethe face.

Also Karren's comment about the ad and their reaction was almost as good as Nick's "I'll leave it with you" moment.

[Vim]

They were both equally good in the final I thought. In the end, worst case scenario for Alana is her company remains a small-medium size baking company whereas worst case scenario for Courtney is he sells zero.

[7om]

https://apprentice.fremantlemedia.com/

I've applied :drool:

[7om]

I've been invited to the next stage of the pissing process :|

[Reg]

What do you have to do?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He has to come up with some batshit quote.

He probably got this far on the back of his Wedding article.

[Ian]

If Tom doesn't make some reference to himself being the third half of Lord Sir Alan Mr Sugar's empire then he needs banned.

[7om]

Well I only applied for a lol but it looks like some of the crap I wrote in the form must have worked. Can't go to it anyway because it's in Birmingham on Feb 19th and I'm not. Shame, I could have pretended to be one of the bastards for a day.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Useless twat.

[Weaver]

Well I only applied for a lol but it looks like some of the crap I wrote in the form must have worked. Can't go to it anyway because it's in Birmingham on Feb 19th and I'm not. Shame, I could have pretended to be one of the bastards for a day.

This is a perfect opportunity for a member of TTH to take over the reigns and get us through the next stage.

'Please introduce yourself'
'My name is ZOM... errrr Tom.'

[Spikey M]

Well I only applied for a lol but it looks like some of the crap I wrote in the form must have worked. Can't go to it anyway because it's in Birmingham on Feb 19th and I'm not. Shame, I could have pretended to be one of the bastards for a day.

You will go and you will win.

[Ian]

Fuck's sake. Ban him anyway.