The General Video Thread (Sponsored by Mahow is Shit)

[Lewis]

Doubt it. Trust her. Her family come fam.

[Don]

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I think it's the fat lad that makes this :D

[7om]

That’s the geezer selling prime for £100 a go. He’s also, apparently, an ex heroin dealer so he’s well versed in mugging people off.

[Lewis]

He posts here as 'Alex'.

[Baz]

He's a business, man.

[Don]

There's a clip of him doing a club appearance ffs :D

[Lewis]

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I've seen less sickening cartel videos.

[randomlegend]

Yeah that's a pretty...challenging watch.

[Shindig]

And that's how we get the next pandemic.

[Ben]

The thumbnail is enough for me. Anyone care to summarise?

[Spikey M]

I saw it go in what I am assuming is a dip and I moved on with my day.

[Shindig]

Spiders are not supposed to be food.

There.

[Spikey M]

Racist.

[niko_cee]

I saw it go in what I am assuming is a dip and I moved on with my day.

Same.

No need to stay longer than that.

[randomlegend]

The thumbnail is enough for me. Anyone care to summarise?

Picks up tarantula, dips in some sort of chilli sauce looking stuff, eats it alive. Pans to whole pile of wiggling tarantulas ready to go the same way.

Yum.

[Disco]

I got to the dipping part and decided I didn't need to see the rest. I've seen South American types eating big tarantulas before but they had the good grace to wrap them up in a leaf and cook them first. They also used the giant fangs as toothpicks afterwards but I assume that was for the benefit of the camera crew.

[Baz]

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Surely this didn’t really air.

[SvN]

That is fucking glorious. The replies on Twitter are hilarious too.

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:D

[Jimmy Floyd]

How on earth did that end up in the edit?

[niko_cee]

Long game viral outrage PR stunt [assuming this was actually originally aired a long time ago]. Which is also probably an explanation.

[Disco]

Make pork scratchings with a crazy guy from Louisiana.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MpC5Bi974I

[Baz]

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(The reply, not the fake fight)

[Baz]

£15 Amazon Voucher with New TikTok Accounts

1. Create a TikTok account as a new user.

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4. Open the TikTok app once a day for the next 7 days and click ‘check in’ in the rewards section (including the day you sign up). We should then both get enough points to exchange for an Amazon voucher.

Ends March 2nd. I’ve got no interest in TikTok and will be deleting it once the offer is over, but seems like an easy £15.

[randomlegend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSuFSYY-X9w

I love shit like this.

[Manc]

You and Tarantino.

[niko_cee]

What a monumental waste of time.

[randomlegend]

They must be making good money off it selling them at a grand or more a pop, even if you don't appreciate the process.

[Lewis]

You're presumably paying for the gimmick and the makers getting cancer rather than any intrinsic higher quality. It's only ink.

[Shindig]

They'll hang on to traditions for dear life.

[Baz]

Rife.

[Baz]

I laughed way too much at this (https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/12fn4yb/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1).

[niko_cee]

Wouldn't you just get in the back of the car with them?

[AJ23]

Wouldn't you just get in the back of the car with them?

You've got to try to put the balloons on the front seat with you. Madness. He's thinking about balloons like they're compost.

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDU5ps3B-O8

"P-O-L-I-I-C-E"

[Clunge]

"You've hit a road sign"

"No, I haven't"

"You have, you're on top of a road sign"

:D.

[Vanishing Wanderer]

How you don't feel yourself hitting a road sign?

[Lewis]

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good to see igor keeping himself busy.

[Spikey M]

This is what happens when there isn't enough bullying in a society.

[igor_balis]

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good to see igor keeping himself busy.

hahah I hate you so much

[John Arne]

Don't drink and drive.

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[igor_balis]

Anyone seen that one of the banter lad legends who helped Tom Geowizard with his dribbling a football mission is running from one end of Africa to the other (South Africa to Tunisia IIRC)?

I found him a bit much on GW's video, but I think it was just all slightly bantery lads being bantery with each other which can be tedious, but this is pretty mega. I can do without the bits where they get all philosophical and shit, and I understand MAD ADVENTURE CHALLENGE YOUTUBE can also be a bit annoying, but I've been won over just by the pure insanity of what he's attempting. Running a marathon every day for like 6 months or something mental, including through the desert and shit, does put poor Tom's straight line missions to shame a bit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPaN0eMcy8&t=1s

[Offshore Toon]

He's clearly got far too much time on his hands. I bet his parents are minted.

[Spikey M]

I don't even need to watch it to know how unbearable that would be.

A positive start, struggling in Botswana, injured in Zambia, SALVATION in the Congo after meeting a kid that's lost a leg to a landmine and realising his blister is fuck all, back on top form in Niger (back off Phonics), meeting Zidanes ancestors in Algeria and learning some new tricks, Cous Cous and goat brain in Tunisia.

Pass.

[Shindig]

And an inspiring meeting with tribesmen.

[John Arne]

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[Pepe]

:cool:

[Disco]

Mexican Shadow never stood a chance at the end. Also love the guys holding the rollers for him, everyone wanted him to win.

[Ian]

The big splash off the top. :D

[niko_cee]

Cuauhtemoc Blanco's really let himself go.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxJy-MBXoAQgvpo?format=jpg

Sign him up Trips :drool:

[Shindig]

Genuinely a great frog splash, to be fair.

[Shindig]

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Lord almighty. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking hell :D

[Ben]

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[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Waffdon]

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that was the first reply in Ben’s tweet. :D

[Lofty]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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The older lad near the end :D

[Shindig]

I marked out for that crutch shot. :D He's so pleased when it lands.

[Spikey M]

That was an Attitude Era crack with the crutch.

[Lewis]

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Hard to think of a worse one than that across any sport.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking hell.

[Spikey M]

Read the replies. No thanks.

[Baz]

I love that. Didn’t even know you could break there!

[Baz]

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[randomlegend]

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Hard to think of a worse one than that across any sport.

That's mad, fracturing a femoral shaft in a young, healthy person requires incredible force. You usually only see them in stuff like high speed car accidents or falls from significant heights.

[Spikey M]

Can we not turn this into a gore thread you fucking deviants.

[Giggles]

Can we not turn this into a gore thread you fucking deviants.

Nice change of pace from fucking football wordle at least.

[Baz]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bring back Igor and his weird shitty videos.

[Don]

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What the hell is going on :D

[Ben]

That Mullin guy is called "Markwayne" and always stands on boxes when giving speeches because he's a manlet and can't deal with it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:drool:

A perfect show.

[Shindig]

Headphones on. Volume up. :cool:

[Spikey M]

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:drool:

A perfect show.

Jokes on us, that's just launched us into a new orbit.

[Don]

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The vid, the comments, drink it in.

[niko_cee]

The long version of the video has her stepping in and spitting bars to get her chicken fillet burger.

[John Arne]

Double kill in Singapore.

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[Lofty]

The second one is mixed responsibility.

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Giggles]

Nice work.

[Jimmy Floyd]

All could have been avoided if literally anyone involved had a shred of patience.

[Pepe]

That second rider has to be the biggest idiot to have ever lived.

[John Arne]

Sorry, no gore.

This is great, and makes you really appreciate the speed at which these guys. Also, in terms of atmosphere, Euroleague > NBA.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rWh3Y3UNDU&ab_channel=EUROLEAGUEBASKETBALL

[John Arne]

Fucking #madlad

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[Shindig]

Fella in the front clearly wants a week off. :D

[Lewis]

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[Shindig]

It's the snakes' house now.

[Spikey M]

Vlad the lad

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[niko_cee]

:D

Couldn't be more wrong with the meat/vegetarian stuff.

[Shindig]

I shouldn't be angry at that but I am. At least run with one that implies they rigged the election.

[Pepe]

That's exactly how my last flight went.

[Lewis]

Russian propaganda ought to write itself insofar as they are a great civilisation that beat Napoleon, beat the Nazis, won the Space Race, etc., and, unlike the people who write our propaganda, aren't embarrassed by these things; but it somehow always comes back to calling the West benders and thinking Steven Seagal is still cool and more relevant than he ever was. I've never understood that.

[Shindig]

Deep down they love the West.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Russian propaganda ought to write itself insofar as they are a great civilisation that beat Napoleon, beat the Nazis, won the Space Race, etc., and, unlike the people who write our propaganda, aren't embarrassed by these things; but it somehow always comes back to calling the West benders and thinking Steven Seagal is still cool and more relevant than he ever was. I've never understood that.

Every non-western civilisation today (them, Muslims, the Chinese) frame themselves on some variety of upholding traditional values in opposition to Western effete decadence, because any kind of material totting up isn't going to go well for them.

[Ben]

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Lewis on a rampage.

[Manc]

I love how she continues the phone call on the deck.

[Spikey M]

Beautiful.

[Baz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/OsYD6QjMJ0

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw3_5AaWBlY&t=1150s

[Waffdon]

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:D can’t believe I’ve never come across that

The quotes to the thread are beautiful. So much content m8

[Spikey M]

"iCarly can come again. Jade can't." :lol:

[Shindig]

That's a trip. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:lol:

[Spikey M]

You'd expect better from an elite athlete.

[niko_cee]

That must have been some weight cut.

[Kikó]

https://youtu.be/nsdo_tcw4VY?si=JEmCSogl7RzjKfDB

Last ever episode of Russ Cook's run across Africa. Absolutely sensational from start to finish.

[igor_balis]

https://youtu.be/nsdo_tcw4VY?si=JEmCSogl7RzjKfDB

Last ever episode of Russ Cook's run across Africa. Absolutely sensational from start to finish.

It's a brilliant achievement, but he's an annoying banter dickhead, and his entourage were the biggest bunch of nosebleeding nerds I've ever seen. Every episode I watched was like that episode where Homer went back to college, if Homer was a 27 year old from Sussex who does marathons and "your mum" jokes. Geowizard is a banter lads lads lads dickhead at heart too but largely reins it in, but when Russ collaborated in that kicking a footy across the globe episode, Russ was a twat and brought the twat out of Tom as well. Fair play though, I spose.

[igor_balis]

"Wallet inspector" role played by scary Angolan blokes.

[niko_cee]

Big fan of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EM5_VFlt8&t=198s&ab_channel=BostonDynamics

Can't get enough of the hill rolling.

[Pepe]

Where is he going?

[phonics]

Time Machine to murder Sarah Connor.

[niko_cee]

The crotch grab/roll up in a ball when it slips on that beam early doors is remarkably humanlike.

[Yevrah]

We really can't be far away from those things being dropped into warzones. I guess cost is stopping that at the moment. Human lives cheaper.

[phonics]

There's a great story about AI military robots being fooled by the dumbest shit. One group took them out by doing roly polys because they didn't recognise non-typical bipedal movement. One group dressed up as a tree. Etc.


Two of the Marines did somersaults for 300 meters. Two more hid under a cardboard box, giggling the entire time. Another took branches from a fir tree and walked along, grinning from ear to ear while pretending to be a tree, according to sources from Scharre's book.

Not one of the eight was detected.

https://www.businessinsider.com/marines-fooled-darpa-robot-hiding-in-box-doing-somersaults-book-2023-1

[Boydy]

There's a great story about AI military robots being fooled by the dumbest shit. One group took them out by doing roly polys because they didn't recognise non-typical bipedal movement. One group dressed up as a tree. Etc.



https://www.businessinsider.com/marines-fooled-darpa-robot-hiding-in-box-doing-somersaults-book-2023-1

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BPmd9pZKTxE/maxresdefault.jpg

[Shindig]

If it's just looking for bipedal movement, it's going to get royally crushed by a bear.

[Baz]

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[Lewis]

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[Waffdon]

It’s so good. Can’t tell what my favourite part is

Really not sure why the geezer would release the footage right enough

[niko_cee]

:D

Legend.

[niko_cee]

Dunno why he didn't just keep him there and wait for the cops though. Bus did literally nothing wrong.

[Manc]

Entrap is such an odd choice.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Don't even think the bus driver was in the wrong. Looked like he had plenty of space to pull out but the biker probably sped up so he could seethe.

Bus even stopped (with plenty of time) too.

[Shindig]

What a confrontational twat. All that video will do is confirm he's on the hook for some damage. "Fight me, bruv!" as he windmills into some plastic.

[Giggles]

Anyone constantly repeating themselves like that deserves to be hit by a bus anyway so he got off light. Hopefully the bike was gone when he got back.

[niko_cee]

Hopefully the bike that passes at 3.10 is his.

[Spikey M]

:D beautiful

[Pepe]

:lol:

That is why it is always better to just get on with your life.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Really can't stand that kind of aggression, hope the bus driver gets an MBE.

[Spikey M]

The worst kind of aggression is the "come outside and I'll smash your face in" pillocks. Mate, if you were going to do anything you'd be happy to do it indoors. Sit down.

[SvN]

That's absolutely superb. Watching the entire thing, then restarting it to hear him singing in the first few seconds made me actually lol.

[Yevrah]

Really can't stand that kind of aggression

Yeah, it's appalling and he really shouldn't be walking the streets. Made me genuinely sad/angry listening to it.

[Spikey M]

What's most baffling, is presumably he posted / uploaded it somewhere thinking he was in the right.

[Yevrah]

Yep, he's just an awful human being.

[wullie]

The bus inching out as a vehicle approaches means he had a genuine minor grumble, but at most you slow enough at an amber light to leave them at the red for some real justice rather than whatever he thought was a good idea.

[Shindig]

I'm not even sure the bus driver was after any aggro. He was merely stopping at a bus stop. The bus full of people sitting in uncomfortable silence is the most British thing I take away from this.

[igor_balis]

The way he keeps repeating the fucking question did my head in so much I couldn't watch the whole thing.

Bit like a roadman Jeremy Paxman. Jeremy Roadman. Did you threaten to overrule him, fam?

[Waffdon]

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The evil laugh :D

[Baz]

Back at it like a crack addict

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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When he realises he fucked up :D

[Spikey M]

:D m8...

[John Arne]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There's a quality one from Australia in the replies of the original tweet too.

[John Arne]

Aye, fair few got some hearty lols from me.

[John Arne]

There's a quality one from Australia in the replies of the original tweet too.

Oh God, just watched it. Good on her :D

[Shindig]

The tonal whiplash of morning TV is one of life's great pleasures.

[Spikey M]

"Good on her" got a legit lol

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Her co-presenters look is perfect.

[Ben]

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Brings a tear to my eyes.

[Ben]

He must send his wife through the headboard with mouth action like that.

[Waffdon]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Spikey M]

What a man :D

[Baz]

:lol:

[Waffdon]

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Err

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What the fuck?

[Shindig]

Jesus. That's police brutality.

[Lewis]

Once again you have to ask how much dogshit policing is down solely to the police involved being physically weak and/or cowards.

[igor_balis]

I know it shouldn't suprise me, but I always cringe whenever police arrogantly tell people to go away, aye are the public interfering with your important police work of , er, running a cow over

[Spikey M]

Well that's... well. Fuck me.

[niko_cee]

Probably just the light but it looks like a black cow.

[Giggles]

You have to remember that most people that go into that line of work are neanderthals that couldn't succeed at anything else. They were probably sizing it up for a laugh

[igor_balis]

I love those American police auditor videos for how absolutely nobody wins in the battle of angry, confused fascists and and autistic freaks. Sounds a bit like this place, really.

[randomlegend]

Jesus. That's police brutality.

Mootality, surely.

[Baz]

Once again you have to ask how much dogshit policing is down solely to the police involved being physically weak and/or cowards.

Glad I never pursued that career in the police. :uhoh:

[Waffdon]

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Watched it 3 times and still can’t figure out if it’s a free for all or if folk are in teams here. The guy with the stool at the end was on the guy he flattens side at the start :lol:

[Spikey M]

Land of hope and glory.

[Ben]

The stool jab. :lol:

[Baz]

This is NSFW but doing the rounds lately so might as well talk about it on TTH:

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Not sure it works so here the link: https://x.com/young_spray/status/1806483379849703867?s=46&t=Eet29Crru7JL4uCfVfYvZg

Female prison guard shagging a male inmate

[niko_cee]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cldy61qqzlvo

[Spikey M]

Imagine getting yourself locked up for a quicky with a scumbag.

That said, she'll probably claim it was rape and walk away with a load of compensation now.

[randomlegend]

Doing it is bewildering in it's own right, but allowing them to film it is a level of utter madness I will never be able to comprehend.

[SvN]

It's probably all promotion for her OF. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a new hire.

[Lewis]

This seems to happen regularly enough to make you wonder what sort of women go for these jobs and whether we should have women working in close proximity to male prisoners.

[Pepe]

I don't think we should, and same the other way around obviously, but then I am sure that makes me a massive sexist or something.

[Pepe]

Gays should probably not be allowed as well...

[John Arne]

This is grim, explicit content warning.

Couple at a coffee shop, with another woman. She leaves, then suddenly bloke stabs the other bird in the neck multiple times, then stabs himself. Both died.

https://xamvn.casa/r/clip-fuc-long-q12-giet-nguoi.1133672/?__cf_chl_tk=JumzzgVrKR_sCZzePd7uJAly4_bS3CpN3Ljpp tf1TZw-1721137293-0.0.1.1-6953

[niko_cee]

No thanks.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, no thanks.

[Pepe]

Why would you post that shit?

[John Arne]

General video thread, innit.

[Spikey M]

I'm not sure this falls under the umbrella of "general". Perhaps "sick" or "what the fuck os wrong with you?", but not "general".

[John Arne]

Then don't click on the fucking link. Easy.

[Giggles]

He gave good warning, can't ask any fairer than that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Stunning bastard range.

[Spikey M]

Fuck Sean Bean, Matt Berry delivers the best bastard in history.

https://youtu.be/872_7q9tqxw?si=R8LysohrV32NND6u

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Matt Berry delivers the best everything in history.

[Spikey M]

Hard to argue against that tbf

[Ben]

The "ya fat bastard" is classic. :lol:

[Baz]

We finally got Chris Chan’s arrest body cam footage!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08
Shindig

[Shindig]

You can never really prepare yourself for how shizo Chris is. The internet was the worst thing that could've happened to him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:D

Beautifully timed.

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[John Arne]

Ha.


https://youtu.be/cRcafWxkwkI?si=UQ9lGf0FGTieHKvp