The General Video Thread (Sponsored by Mahow is Shit)

[Pepe]

Share the script with Yevrah so he can learn.

[Disco]

A strong scat theme running through these so far. :sherlock:

[Baz]

A strong scat theme running through these so far. :sherlock:3 year olds like poo.

[Giggles]

The first episode will take place once you, Giggles and Mahow let me know your availability.

I’m in.

[Spammer]

Got a YouTube channel if anyone wants to watch, like, subscribe, tell all your friends, make them subscribe and enable me to start monetising my videos so I can eventually retire.

That's the aim. I don't know how to market myself though, so I'll just post stuff on here.

[Spikey M]

It's not too late to delete that before everyone else sees but you'll have to move quickly.

[Boydy]

You've got a nice voice.

[Spammer]

What should I call myself though?

That's something people can help me with. Any suggestions?

[Boydy]

TheGamingGimp

[Spikey M]

HammerMeHard

[Spammer]

I've decided I'm going to solve people's problems while I play games in future videos. People will comment with their problems and I will mull them over in my next video.

I don't have any viewers though and very few subscribers. So I'll ask you lot: Does anyone have any problems they would like me to help them with

[Disco]

You could get some off Reddit or agony columns until you get your own.

[Spammer]

That's a great shout. I could even respond to those kinds of things on Reddit with a video responding to their issue. They only take a few minutes to make so easily enough. Good way to bring in any randomers. Nice. Cheers.

[Spikey M]

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[Giggles]

Nicely done. He’s probably fucked though.

[Lewis]

I've decided I'm going to solve people's problems while I play games in future videos. People will comment with their problems and I will mull them over in my next video.

I don't have any viewers though and very few subscribers. So I'll ask you lot: Does anyone have any problems they would like me to help them with

I spent an afternoon trailing a Flat Eric across a pub toilet for (at the time of writing) eighteen views, and now I can't bear to have it in my house. What should I do?

[Spammer]

Joke's on you, I shared it initially on Facebook a couple of years ago. I was drowning in likes.

[Spikey M]

"Hi guys, my deaf, autistic, downs kid with no arms made this. What do you think? Xoxox"

[Baz]

He clearly has arms. They're in most of the stills. #amateurhour

[Dquincy]

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Volume on. :D

[Offshore Toon]

Baz should specialise in animated remakes of Taliban videos.

[Baz]

Lewis as been at it.

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[Spikey M]

:D

[SvN]

"I think your parents will want to kill you". Whoops :D

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Pepe]

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[Spikey M]

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[Dquincy]

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Oddly satisfying.

[Baz]

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[Kikó]

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[Lofty]

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[Spikey M]

He moves well for a big man.

[Waffdon]

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‘THEY DO?!?!’ at the end :D

[Spikey M]

No idea how the Irish Fella stayed do civil tbh. It's not as if Irish / British "tension" isn't known about over there. The cunt was on the wind up.

[Giggles]

No idea how the Irish Fella stayed do civil tbh. It's not as if Irish / British "tension" isn't known about over there. The cunt was on the wind up.

When it comes to Americans, anything above him asking if we use lucky charms or pots o’gold is a bonus.

[Disco]

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[Boydy]

Mad bastard.

[Shindig]

I figured his legs would snap but his ridiculous arms did all the work.

[Dquincy]

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[igor_balis]

Any Geowizard or Bald and Bankrupt fans on here?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I like Geowizard.

[John Arne]

Any Geowizard or Bald and Bankrupt fans on here?

Yup. I watch both.

[Shindig]

I watch Bald but not the other fella. I'm going to guess he's a Geoguessr savant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's pretty damn good but not a savant.

He also does some cool real life stuff. For instance straight line missions where he attempts to cross a country in a completely straight line.

[John Arne]

Getting stuck in that bog in Norway genuinely made me angry with him. Such a stupid thing to do. Guy nearly fucking died.

[igor_balis]

Yeah geowizard is very good but not outstanding at geoguesser, which is part of the charm but he can be very frustrating sometimes.

He is doing a series where he has to guess where his patreons are in a photo, and he spent about 30 minutes fannying around on google earth to figure out what Canadian town the guy was in, and you could really clearly see a very specific shop name right in the centre of the photo which you could (and i did) have googled in about 30 seconds. The comments section were torn between going "ffs tom" or people accusing him of deliberately sandbagging it to make a longer video.

[Queenslander]

This absolute classic popped up in my YouTube feed.

Bob is a loons loon.


https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I

[Waffdon]

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‘Well, I did’. :D

[Lewis]

The best and worst of Britain.

[Shindig]

I haven't seen a bump like that since the fattest lass in the office got pregnant.

[Pepe]

Imagine what whoever had to see that picture saw. The 200 cops to arrest him are justified.

[Spikey M]

The state of PC Masky McTopKnot.

[Pepe]

He's doing his part. For the community.

[Spikey M]

Ok well that's a significant statement you've just made to us.

[Disco]

Dragsters are already pretty cool but dragsters presented by party time Uncle Fester are even better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0KTGHGXqsQ

[Boydy]

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[Giggles]

She's not even hot enough looking to be that dumb.

[Spikey M]

That's a sketch. No way she's actually that dumb.

[Disco]

The bloke is an idiot as well, he explained it in the worst way imaginable then made no effort to make it any clearer.

[Waffdon]

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:lol:

[Disco]

It's not every day you get to hear the phrase 'Graeme Le Saux champions the Audi Quattro' but this can be one of them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il01kK6TKUw&t=2676s

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Waffdon]

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Unreal :drool:

(No idea if there’s a darts thread)

[Spikey M]

Only retards like darts.

Hope this helps.

[Waffdon]

Everything okay at home hun x

[Spikey M]

No need for sectarianism
:mad:

[Waffdon]

Up the fucking Ra

[Shindig]

Bobby Sands was a fussy eater.

[Giggles]

Only retards like darts.

Hope this helps.

You whore.

[Lewis]

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The other lad's happy for him honest mate face makes it.

[Baz]

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[Shindig]

Looks like the follow-up tweets have been pulled. Fake as fuck, mind. No plane has a gap like that between two seats.

[Baz]

Yeah I believe it's a reconstruction of this news article (https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/04/delta-airlines-passenger-breastfeeding-cat-that-looked-like-a-baby-15714656/). Still amused me though.

[7om]

I’ll be honest, I laughed out loud at the ending.

[John Arne]

Not particularly funny, but I found this interesting. Apparently, not being based in the US, or choosing to obsess over US policy is now worth being questioned about.. Skip to 9:30


https://youtu.be/7o_U4DmWd8g?t=577

EDIT: how do you set start points on Youtube links?

[Ian]

If you right click on the Youtube video and choose "copy link at current time" and use that link I think it should have people start there if they hit play.

[Lewis]

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I would love to see something like that.

[Pepe]

Deserved.

[Spikey M]

The fuck? :D

When I was in Prague they had the Czech version of these pointless soldiers parading across a bridge. Once they got to the other side, one of them stacked it on the cobbled flooring and his gun skidded across the floor, landing at the feet of a horrified tourist. I'm assuming it was unloaded, but the soldier didn't half throw himself on it.

You can see how Hitler took it in 45 minutes.

[Pepe]

The fuck? :D

When I was in Prague they had the Czech version of these pointless soldiers parading across a bridge. Once they got to the other side, one of them stacked it on the cobbled flooring and his gun skidded across the floor, landing at the feet of a horrified tourist. I'm assuming it was unloaded, but the soldier didn't half throw himself on it.

You can see how Hitler took it in 45 minutes.

:lol:

[Adramelch]

When I was doing my military service, one of our soldiers went through the safety procedure that ensures there's no bullet in the chamber at the end of his shift, but he didn't remove the magazine (which was step 1), and proceeded to shoot in the air. This understandably raised alarms (at 4am mind you) in both our camp and the Turkish camp across the river. Wars have started for less.

[John Arne]

Somebody didn't pay their loan back in time.


https://www.facebook.com/pham.justin.984/videos/310617620899423

why do people insist on putting shit music to these videos?

[Shindig]

Better than putting a massive cookie notification on an embedded video. :moop:

[Baz]

Why’ve I only just seen this?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2584783/Video-Man-covered-sanitizer-set-ablaze-police-taser.html

[Spikey M]

What the fuck...

[Shindig]

<looks at video title>
<sees it's 7 minutes long>

Awesome.

EDIT: The headline's taking the piss a bit. They leave him for a matter of seconds.

[Giggles]

That fucking auto play video :nono:

[Baz]

That fucking auto play video :nono:

Thought you didn't click any of my links. :groove:

[Giggles]

Thought you didn't click any of my links. :groove:

I don’t. That’s the point :cab:

The Teraform Labs one always plays on its own when I open this page.

[Baz]

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[Lewis]

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[Shindig]

That's just bad luck / great timing. :D

[Giggles]

I’d be leaning towards the great side of things.

[Baz]

Nsfw

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[-james-]

Well I'm definitely not sleeping tonight then.

[Shindig]

I can't even wank to that.

[Boydy]

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WWE should sign him up.

[Spikey M]

The prison sentence may hamper his prospects somewhat.

[Lewis]

He can't be charged for that surely.

[Spikey M]

I wouldn't be surprised if you can. I suppose it depends how much intent they think there was and if they deem that an acceptable level of force. If the guys injuries are bad enough, he's in a world of shit.

[phonics]

He wasn’t charged and Taco Bell didn’t care either. It’s in the replies.

[Giggles]

I’m able to do what he’s just done when I’m reading that, but I can’t type it. I think there was a Harry Enfield character that did it in the early days.

[Boydy]

I’m able to do what he’s just done when I’m reading that, but I can’t type it. I think there was a Harry Enfield character that did it in the early days.

What

[Giggles]

What

I can do the sound effect of the wanky thing but it doesn’t translate well to text.

[Lewis]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[Luca]

Teslas are usually slightly heavier in the back, so they probably shouldn't have asked their fat mate to do the stunt.

[Lewis]

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You don't see it, but you do get the splatting noise.

[niko_cee]

Nasty.

[-james-]

The reactions are pretty weird. Half of them don't seem bothered.

[Shindig]

We're kids of the internet age. We've all seen death.

[Baz]

Indeed. And love it. :drool:

[Pepe]

'Wooo!' :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:lol:

[Lofty]

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You don't see it, but you do get the splatting noise.

I feel this incident vindicates my fear during that rollercoaster ride.

[niko_cee]

Lewis' splat man was a 6'5" 340lb 14 year old apparently.

[Spikey M]

And future WWE World Champion.

[Boydy]

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:lol:

[Spikey M]

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:D

[Boydy]

Yeah, it's that bit at the end where he looks to the camera and moos that got me. :D

[igor_balis]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61365446.amp

Lol what a dumbass

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I really hope he gets thrown in a gulag for at least a few months.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.redd.it/doqi68iyr5y81.jpg

He's safe it seems.

[Pepe]

Adventuriser. :harold:

[Disco]

Maybe that's where Ronan went, like some sort of urbex narnia.

[igor_balis]

You can judge somebody by the company they keep, and bald has the worst friends in the world. I think the trip to Mexico with his idiotic youtuber buddies was the moment I shifted to truly hating the dickhead.

[Shindig]

Even in the 'Lets get the fuck out of Ukraine before we all die' episode was a bit off with him trying to still be in character whilst the air raid sirens were going off. Arguably, you shouldn't really be filming a mass evacuation but whatever.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You can judge somebody by the company they keep, and bald has the worst friends in the world. I think the trip to Mexico with his idiotic youtuber buddies was the moment I shifted to truly hating the dickhead.

It's such a shame as he does visit some really nice/weird places and his presenting style is pretty good.

[igor_balis]

It's such a shame as he does visit some really nice/weird places and his presenting style is pretty good.

Agreed.

[Ian]

Adventuriser. :harold:

Yeah he needs locked up for that alone.

[Baz]

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The frayed bedsheet got me good :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Horrendous.

[randomlegend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mIeKTVJeaU

Got a good lol out of me.

[Don]

How tf has your transfer monitoring ass not seen that before?

[randomlegend]

How tf has your transfer monitoring ass not seen that before?

Romano's never posted it mate.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UVBQbB2L_M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ov87b6FrI

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Colin Furze's Grandad?

[Shindig]

I expect those exhausts to flop into melted mush when they glow that hot.

[igor_balis]

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[Shindig]

We have Captain Tom at home.

[Spikey M]

That's the worst thing to happen to this country since the 7/7 bombings.

[igor_balis]

That's the worst thing to happen to this country since the 7/7 bombings.

You'll be pleased to hear my mother was most amused by this comparison, Spikey.

[Manc]

Royalists are an odd bunch.

[igor_balis]

Royalists are an odd bunch.

Ennit. I think of the typical traditional values eschewed by communist deviants like me, royalism is the one with most correlation with just being a bit thick. I've met (IRL and online) lots of smart people who believe in shit I find pretty abhorrent, and have even liked plenty of them, but most devout royalists have just been fucking stupid.

[Shindig]

"Well, y'know, they really kept our spirits up after the war/Diana died/covid/some other bollocks."

We're having a garden party in the office for this. An office is not a garden and I sure as hell won't dress up for it.

[Lewis]

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That's his tendon trailing behind the finger right?

[randomlegend]

I think it's just lion slobber.

[Boydy]

Someone in the replies slowed it down. It looks like more than just slobber. :sick:

[Lewis]

Yeah. 'Show off bring disgrace' is a proper caption as well.

[randomlegend]

Someone in the replies slowed it down. It looks like more than just slobber. :sick:

Oh lol yeah, that's a tendon.

[John Arne]

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[Spikey M]

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How tf has your transfer monitoring underage porn browsing ass not seen that before?

.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Spikey M]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[-james-]

Spoilered because it's somewhat grim:

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[Shindig]

I don't see how that could've gone any other way.

[Lewis]

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No way.

[Pepe]

Why did it take him so long to close it?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He had to finish off first.

[Manc]

Flex.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So an athlete in the 100m Hurdles heats was impeded by someone so they allowed her to run again. Beat X time and qualify...

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:D

Face planting inches from the line.

[Baz]

This new fad of spilling something and then ripping someone’s top off to clean up is infinitely worse than those ‘first drink, last drink’ videos everyone hated last month.

[Offshore Toon]

I consider the fact that I never see any of those videos a huge success.

[Lewis]

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[Baz]

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:lol:

[Baz]

I love this. Proper igor story vibes though so good job there's a video.

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[Disco]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Lethal striker.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKWHtNDGKU

[Lewis]

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:cool:

[randomlegend]

:D

[Spikey M]

Outstanding effort.

[Waffdon]

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:cool:

Divorce is going well.

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:D

Rightly so. Police and their sniffer dogs are the worst cunts

[Boydy]

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:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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He really went for it too.

[Lewis]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

His face :D

[Waffdon]

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Causally caves his head in with a slab. Christ :D

[Spikey M]

Let's see him try that UFC shite in the prison showers.

[Don]

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[Shindig]

He took that better than expected. :D

[Baz]

https://share.synthesia.io/224c8039-ede7-4196-9f71-5e91b74725c5

[John Arne]

Played.

:)

[Lewis]

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[Spikey M]

Rip.

[Shindig]

He's getting pushed to the pool next time.

[Waffdon]

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[Ben]

:lol:

[Disco]

Does anyone else never 'watch till the end' whenever they see that instruction?

[Shindig]

I just skipped to it. I was still disappointed. That mannequin should've been put through the windshield.

[Giggles]

Windscreen.

[Pepe]

Sunscreen.

[Giggles]

Sunshield.

[Baz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ke3HznCCo


“Tomorrow I will release my best piece of work. It has taken me two years to complete and it is a project I have been dreaming about since I was very young. Everything I have done up to this point has been in aim of being able to realise this piece. I spent years planning the work, every part of the piece was carefully thought and rethought before final completion. I have hid the progress of the piece from everyone except a small few so this will be the first time you would have seen any of it. -Mr Doodle”

Could you be arsed.

[Offshore Toon]

Just think how minted you've gotta be to indulge in that sort of shit.

[Spikey M]

Feels like computer software could do that in about an hour.

[niko_cee]

That looked like a cool house.

[Shindig]

The bloke looks like a category 1 nonce.

[Lewis]

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Chilling.

[igor_balis]

https://youtu.be/83OHpwJxz2U


Similarly chilling

[randomlegend]

wot

Have some wholesome Tonetta to cleanse your souls:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQ

[igor_balis]

wot

Have some wholesome Tonetta to cleanse your souls:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQ

I've got him on Facebook, he mostly posts rants about Facebook and YouTube deleting his videos and weird photos of random women with stuff like THIS IS A SCAMMER WOMAN IGNORE SCAMMER. He's more of a typical computer illiterate boomer than I expected to be honest.

[igor_balis]

This is pretty standard

https://i.postimg.cc/Qdt268MW/Screenshot-20221014-133957.png

[Lewis]

Similarly chilling

I should clarify that I meant the bystanders were chilling. Not that it was 'chilling' in the way that politicians describe things that they don't like.

[igor_balis]

I should clarify that I meant the bystanders were chilling. Not that it was 'chilling' in the way that politicians describe things that they don't like.

Oh yeah I did think it was a bit too earnest for you to be fair. Both work though. Same with Tone.

[Lewis]

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[Shindig]

His clavicle is now his pelvis.

[John Arne]

What the fuck were they expecting to happen??

[Shindig]

Sometimes you can't see the shit til you're in it. That's my only explanation.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4nUrx2CRwQ

[Baz]

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[Spikey M]

:D

[Waffdon]

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[Pepe]

Kamikaze.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Some grim footage. There's a few different angles going about and it looks like the B-17 was in the fighter's blind spot as it was banking.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:D

Brilliant.

[niko_cee]

:D

[Spikey M]

https://youtu.be/PuGLi56l0A0

[randomlegend]

I went down a bit of a Beatboxing youtube rabbit hole yesterday after seeing a video on Reddit.

I was looking at one of the top guys' Wiki page out of curiosity and came across this:

https://i.imgur.com/gyjfado.png

Which made me lol. It's the only thing in his personal life section.

[Lewis]

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[Spikey M]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Bosh.

[Spikey M]

He will probably go to prison for that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Isn't it fair enough? Guy was being aggressive towards all and sundry, approaches him in a threatening manner, could well have a weapon for all he knows.

[Spikey M]

If he wasn't an ex-profesional boxer, sure. But they're held to a higher standard. Didn't something similar happen with a Welsh MMA fighter knocking someone out years ago? I'm sure he went to prison.

[Don]

Why is that clip being posted again? It happened either last summer or the summer before from what I recall. It was probably posted on here.

[Waffdon]

He won’t be going to prison because it’s not a recent video lol

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was indeed from June, ffs Twitter.

Just Googled and he did not go to prison, the MET decided he acted in a legal manner.

[Don]

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[Lewis]

If everybody who speaks like that died we would be alright.

[Baz]

Nah I’d miss.. er.. nope

[Jimmy Floyd]

I read somewhere that the 'o' sound produced by the modern south London wigga is unique in world linguistics. You know the one. Taaaam agoou.

[John Arne]

Took me a while to realise it was a girl, not a bloke. Is she like 13yrs old?

[Boydy]

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Ffs.

[Don]

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There's just very few things better than public transport scenes. Bringing all kinds into enclosed spaces and putting them under stress is the perfect recipe for content.

[Spikey M]

The Guardian readers in the replies are even better.

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:happycry:

[Lewis]

She looks like Varys.

[randomlegend]

The Guardian readers in the replies are even better.

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:happycry:

Advocated for her safety :D

At what point in that video was there even a hint of a suggestion that she was "unsafe"? I guess I have to remember that for these idiots, being at risk of being offended or upset means you are "unsafe".

[randomlegend]

She looks like Varys.

She does. Also:

https://i.imgur.com/SjJ326I.png

[Lewis]

I would bet my life that if she had said anything remotely racist 'Dr Tru Powell' would be taking the exact opposite position and sharing her massive face far and wide.

[Pepe]

'Dr. Tru' :lol:

[Pepe]

From his website:


I am a multi-award winning creative entrepreneur, publicity coach and personal brand strategist passionate about supporting entrepreneurs cultivate their personal brands through the power of press and PR.

From his facebook:


College

No schools to show

Alright, 'Doctor'

EDIT:

Nevermind, he has an 'Honorary Doctorate of Business Administration' from Arden University which is 'a private, for-profit teaching university in the United Kingdom. It offers a variety of undergraduate and post-graduate programmes with both blended and online distance learning delivery options.'

That is even more lol.

[Lewis]

His name and avatar are solid American black supremacist material, but they don't have the numbers here outside of advertisements to be pushing that, so he has to be a branding tosser instead of living his best Tariq Nasheed/'Dr Umar' life.

[-james-]

He does have a bit of a point though. The mind of a thick 13 year old is not equipped to deal with the onslaught of shite she will be getting off the internet. It's disproportionate.

[randomlegend]

Maybe she should've taken her own advice and shut the fuck up.

[-james-]

Yeah probably. She looks like she already has issues and is about to have a whole load more. Good content though.

[Giggles]

She’s past saving and needs put well back in her box.

[Shindig]

He does have a bit of a point though. The mind of a thick 13 year old is not equipped to deal with the onslaught of shite she will be getting off the internet. It's disproportionate.

Yes, because it's impossible to ignore internet discourse. Ever. Touch grass.

[Spikey M]

I mean, it will have reached the kids at her school. It's nailed on she'll be getting bullied for it.