The General Video Thread (Sponsored by Mahow is Shit)

[Giggles]

https://youtu.be/a9tg4NZbyhY

[Disco]

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The first part sets the scene, be sure to watch his second clip in the replies.

[Spikey M]

I think it's been deleted.

[Baz]

Is it that fat woman in the pub? :rosebud:

[Disco]

No, it just never works when I try and do it on my phone.

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[Shindig]

Okay, that's great. :D

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tremendous.

[Spikey M]

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[Baz]

Noob. Baby oil and a nail brush would have it off in 20 seconds.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLj-6pwB3VE

[Baz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsstcXenKc0

What the fuck is wrong with him? Why does he talk like that?

[Shindig]

He has a Michael Jackson nose. It's probably lost function.

[John Arne]

Looks like my missus trying a new parking technique...

https://gyazo.com/d8cd7d73fd7e8b027f91dcdd0f52f5a0.gif

[Baz]

I can’t get this song out of my head:

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[Lofty]

https://youtu.be/CQsMFQZa8os

Enjoy.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Glorious. Like a brutally sharp Talking Heads.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

I've seen that before and it's surreal.

22:59 to 23:47 is gold. Wonder what the guy is like now.

[phonics]

I just jumped to a completely random part and they just had this holding shot in complete silence for 10 seconds and then he starts talking about his insurance company car only giving him a 1.4l instead of a 1.9.

https://i.imgur.com/jKz0kxs.png

[Disco]

They do that a lot, there's a great bit in the young people episode where they keep cutting back to the same shot of uncomfortably silent parents.

[Lewis]

You would be too busy swerving illegals and badly driven foreign lorries to make something like that now. Tragic.

[Shindig]

Man, I love this banality. I'd probably follow Kiko with a camera for a week if I knew that was what I'd get.

[Lewis]

'The football? Well, I'm originally from Manchester, so...'

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KlWtu60lkw

I might watch the whole series now.

[Baz]

Sorry for Reddit but this :lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jn9aen/double_humiliation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[igor_balis]

Arson Sam is still one of the best things on YouTube. Your man just took episodes of fireman Sam and reversed them so he's a mad arsonist. The subtitles make it.


https://youtu.be/PI_4XaaX2bQ

[7om]

Thanks to the YouTube algorithm, this classic popped up on my recommended today

https://youtu.be/87Cwaf8pyN4

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiOmWopEE8

Baz styling it out.

[Manc]

Thanks to the YouTube algorithm, this classic popped up on my recommended today

https://youtu.be/87Cwaf8pyN4

Brilliant. :D

[John Arne]

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[Queenslander]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiOmWopEE8

Baz styling it out.

:lol:

[Spikey M]

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:cool:

[Queenslander]

Golden Retrievers are just perfect.

[Baz]

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[Spikey M]

Fuck off. :sick:

[Manc]

Deserved for the jump.

[Shindig]

If you pause it he looks like he's doing Smooth Criminal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Henry > Baz.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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I think Peter is my favourite.

[Shindig]

Kevin Squelch looks like he's being fired upon.

[Spikey M]

Kevin Squelch is the worst name in the world.

[Disco]

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[Kikó]

Fuck that's a tune.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Absolutely brilliant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:sick:

[Boydy]

How the fuck do you say it?

[Spikey M]

She's made her living off double entendre's for all these years and now she's becoming Smiffy out of Gavin and Stacey?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How the fuck do you say it?

Micro (as in the size of your penis) wave (as in the greeting).

[Spikey M]

Micro (as in the size of your penis) wave (as in the greeting).

I believe he may have been joking.

[Lewis]

I lolled out loud at all the Twitter mongs thinking she actually says it like that. They should have been banned off the internet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I believe he may have been joking.

I couldn't pass up on the opportunity for a micropenis joke, BANTER.

[Spikey M]

I couldn't pass up on the opportunity for a micropenis joke, BANTER.

It would still look big in your hand.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

As it would if you were sucking on it.

[Spikey M]

We appear to be at a stalemate.

[Giggles]

Game set and match for the draw there.

[phonics]

You would be talking about drawers you arse-eating pervert.

[Giggles]

You would be talking about drawers you arse-eating pervert.

Draw not drawers.

[phonics]

Play along you bog roll munching pervert.

[Offshore Toon]

https://www.facebook.com/100011039041891/posts/734656210245674/

[Disco]

I recommend muting the obnoxious soundtrack.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu38F7beXj0&list=WL&index=10

[Luca]

This is tremendous :D

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Mandela, Princess Di, and MLK are highlights.

[Spikey M]

I lost my shit at Nelson Mandela :D

[Manc]

Mandela is the one. Superb.

[Shindig]

Give Ayrton an Argentina shirt and save face.

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0rAC5bZgw

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Thank you for that, haven't laughed so much in a while.

[-james-]

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[Lewis]

I feel a bit sorry for them lads.

[Don]

If that was done by an elite Hollywood SFX guy I'd say it's quality, the fact it's probably done by some casual gimp is mindblowing. Disturbingly good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's genuinely incredible.

[John Arne]

The third guy wearing a belt :D

Mate, your pants are fucking tighter than a nats arse, they aren't falling fucking down.

[Giggles]

Who are they?

[Giggles]

Also, whoever started that trend of trouser lengths with no socks is up there with Hitler.

[Lewis]

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:lol:

Some good wrestling versions in the replies as well.

[Spikey M]

That'll sting in the morning.

[Lewis]

He's done well to walk it off. A skinny little weed would have been in bits.

[Baz]

The sounds makes that. :lol:

[Spikey M]

I didn't have the sound on. Assumed it wouldn't have any. That makes it :D

[Shindig]

He's done well to walk it off. A skinny little weed would have been in bits.

That would've killed kid me. The sounds are the best, though. Nowt worse when you start balling and there's no adults around. Welcome to lockdown, fatso.

[Pepe]

The momentum he was carrying. :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is that one of those electric bikes? Genuinely mental that parents let their kids go out on such things. One of my colleagues' eight year old was hit by a car while on one (not too badly, but still).

[Lewis]

That would've killed kid me. The sounds are the best, though. Nowt worse when you start balling and there's no adults around. Welcome to lockdown, fatso.

I fell down an uncovered manhole (oi oi) messing about on a building site when I was ten/eleven, had a little whinge, and then limped home. I expect it was a New Labour thing to start fencing them off, because it seems pretty mad now to think that they used to just leave them unsecured for kids to mess about on.

[Shindig]

I remember trying to conquer my fear of heights by dropping off a 15 foot wall as a kid. Didn't stick the landing, cracked my head off the floor, went home and slept it off. :cool:

[Manc]

Explains a lot.

[Shindig]

It did nowt for my fear of heights. :(

[Disco]

Pretty justified to be fair.

[Luca]

Is that one of those electric bikes? Genuinely mental that parents let their kids go out on such things. One of my colleagues' eight year old was hit by a car while on one (not too badly, but still).

That's what I thought on first glance. Learn to pedal, you little twerp.

[Offshore Toon]

Always control your fall to land on your side (arse and thigh first) and roll, lads. If you don't have that instinct build into your DNA then there's probably little hope for you.

[Shindig]

I landed but the fact I was landing on a slope meant I fell and bumped my head after planting my feet. All things considered, that probably stopped my skull being cracked.

[Lofty]

:D

Reminds me when I was a kid and saw another kid on roller blades going down the big hill in the park, going too fast to stop and putting his hands out to try and grab the gate at the bottom only for his hands to miss and go through the bars. Same sound.

[Giggles]

If that happened here the kid would have been awarded about 80 grand from the owners of the house by now.

[Manc]

Yet you bury babies in a sewage pipe.

[Spoonsky]

Am I the only one who couldn't see the original tweet?

[Lewis]

Yet you bury babies in a sewage pipe.

:lol:

[Giggles]

Don’t recall ever doing it but I’ve had a few blackouts in my day.

I don’t think I should really do a “you did...” with a Brit though anyway.

[Don]

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Strange how this has blown up. I swear it was viral a long time ago but this new variant has got it re-trending much bigger than the first wave. BBC articles, GMB appearances, the whole lot. The worst of it has to be this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJoASFgaMA/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

At least the online abuse in the first time round was founded upon treating them as humans.

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--YPK44OzwQ

Volume two.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That Ghost Jacko headline :D

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuweKW834rw&feature=youtu.be

my cat ft. my annoying laugh

[Lewis]

Even the proper random kayfabe igor of my imagination would never post lolcat content. Shameful.

[igor_balis]

but it's my actual cat, you cunt. eat my ass, dickhead.

[Lewis]

Sat there pointing your phone at it for hours waiting for something.

[Disco]

Then fake laughing all over it, what a fall from grace this is.

[igor_balis]

fall from grace my ass, posting stupid youtube videos is my bread and butter. i only pretended to be a thoughtful, funny poster to appease wankers like you, now i'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory posting embedded lol wacky well random tim and eric style videos until i get banned. fuck you.

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/VZ5sRZH.jpg

[Lewis]

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[Shindig]

Magnificent. The fact she tries to solve the problem by running him over is astounding.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[Baz]

:lol:

[Spikey M]

I got in trouble when I worked at BHS after I failed to keep a straight face when an old man fell over on the escalator and caused a similar pile up.

I'm glad those cunts went bust. I was right. This shit remains funny.

[Pepe]

That is so good. :D

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

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:happycry:

[Manc]

That's made my day. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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lol

[Lewis]

He looks like Amigo as well.

[Shindig]

He's lucky he didn't glass someone.

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3OgWVkzlI

This is why people coke up before interviews.

[Dquincy]

I'll raise you Tom Cruise.


https://youtu.be/qQgXEkL3NV4

[Shindig]

It's a masterclass in avoiding difficult questions. Wow, he really does drag Katie Holmes out there.

[Baz]

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[Ian]

Okay, I didn't expect there to be the second guy shitting. :D

[Spikey M]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Shindig]

The key thing is there's at least two deviants there who don't lock the stalls when they're shitting.

[Lofty]

Yeah that made me crack up :D

[Lewis]

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[Spikey M]

:D

What a smashing drive.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Complete thin as well, tragic scenes.

[Shindig]

The noise is the most satisfying thing about it.

[Kikó]

Some brilliant comments. This is my favourite: 1373719793887510529?s=19

[Bob Sacamano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bh6HXU9ZWw

:sick:

[Shindig]

Jesus. I need to watch the golf video again a dozen times to forget that.

[Don]

Someone send a link of it that doesn't need me to verify my age to google.

[Spikey M]

That's brutal. The link confirms the geezer is (unsurprisingly) dead as well.

[Baz]

Well yeah they knew he was dead cos otherwise they’d have helped him. Agonal breathing is just plain weird innit.

I live for videos of it though. :drool:

[Spikey M]

Well yeah they knew he was dead cos otherwise they’d have helped him. Agonal breathing is just plain weird innit.

I live for videos of it though. :drool:

He died in hospital.

[Lewis]

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:lol:

[Spikey M]

That is a strong woooo. It might actually be Harold.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

:D

[Shindig]

Unflappable. :D

[Bernanke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tayp9AobZ00&ab_channel=RateMyTakeaway

Anyone fancy a bit of nibble & nosh down in'Arrogate? Danny brings the table.

[Manc]

Slid into my recommendations this morning. Can't fault the production.

[Shindig]

"We don't waste nowt around here."

Aye, mate. We know.

[Lewis]

His 'loaf of breakfast' video should be shown far and wide.

[Shindig]

I've just started that. He orders a coffee and a chocolate milkshake with it. If the camera wasn't rolling, he'd club the lass at the counter with his big hoofs as soon as she asked him where his mask was.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's been in my recommendations for a few days now but never watched a video of his until that post, he's alright.

Just watched the munchie box one which looks absolutely grim.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Having gone through a few of his videos, turns out the north is in an even worse state than I thought.

[Disco]

Personable fat man enjoys average food, that loaf breakfast also looks shite.

[Shindig]

Yeah, that's someone paying for the idea rather than the execution. Although I can't imagine him ever putting a meal down. Real Homer Simpson food critic territory.

[Kikó]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-MN31zyMA

For those who liked Burnt Face Man. Just returned after 11 years.

[Shindig]

I've just seen David Firth's actual face for the first time. Haunted.

https://bingeddata.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2020/12/rXVTjO1Yl89FOoqg0iXvXxYwdxd.jpg

"In my spare time I like to throw children off balconies..."

[Lewis]

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[Spikey M]

My favourite thing like that was on Facebook. Someone hired some Pikeys to clear their garden but they scratched his car at some point and he refused to pay them.

So they went back that night and put everything back along with a load of other shit for good measure. I can't find the video but it was fucking gold.

[Spikey M]

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[Ian]

:D

What a prick.

[Lewis]

Having gone through a few of his videos, turns out the north is in an even worse state than I thought.

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What a run of victories.

[7om]

I'd rise up out of my grave and throttle the cunt.

[Pepe]

Is that an actual language or just random noises?

[Spikey M]

Both

[Baz]

S’alright, that.

[Don]

RIP Taylor. Wiv da angles now.

[Manc]

S’alright, that.

He's no Finchy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

RIP in pieces Taylor.

Window wipe crew 4 lyf.

[Shindig]

On behalf of my people, I'm truly sorry.

[Lewis]

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The noise. :cab:

[Shindig]

Popped ankles.

[Offshore Toon]

You've got to be a proper scumbag to laugh whilst filming that.

[Waffdon]

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:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Spikey M]

I don't know what that is, but it isn't a chimp.

[Shindig]

That's a bear.

[Spikey M]

Bears don't have thumbs. Chimps don't have long faces.

It's either a really good costume or It's a werewolf.

And with that, I nominate Mahow (first nomination)

[Jimmy Floyd]

Based on how implausibly camp the delivery man is, I'm guessing it's all staged.

EDIT: 'It's a woman, Derek'

[Spikey M]

Based on how implausibly camp the delivery man is, I'm guessing it's all staged.

EDIT: 'It's a woman, Derek'

It's 100% staged, but what is the beastie? I am going child in a costume.

[Jimmy Floyd]

If you pause the video around 0:11 the side-on view makes the head look more monkeyish. I've been doing this for the last five minutes to avoid having to ring back a customer and you know what, I might continue doing so for the rest of the day.

[Waffdon]

Based on how implausibly camp the delivery man is, I'm guessing it's all staged.

EDIT: 'It's a woman, Derek'

I feel sorry for The folk that don’t understand that reference and haven’t seen the video :D

[igor_balis]

I just can't stop watching farage being paid to say stupid memes on cameo.

"remoaner big chungus has launched a military coup" is up there with Russo's Lewis promo

[igor_balis]

https://youtu.be/njr2w61VIlw

[Lewis]

It's sort of tragic that, but good for him cashing in on stupid shit without having to go on reality telly.

[Baz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/nk87nd/at_least_they_tried/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[Offshore Toon]

I can't remember if you've always been as weird as you have for the last few weeks.

[Spikey M]

He's definitely getting worse.

[Baz]

Eh?

[Waffdon]

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Keth and the snipers nest :lol:

That might just be funnier because of their accents and reaction though.

[Don]

Mortimer's 'Sniper's Dream' on WILTY was superb tbf.

[Spikey M]

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[Disco]

Nevermind bullying we need to be going after the people putting shite music over videos for no apparent reason.

[Lewis]

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Fuck me I'd sooner stay sacked.

[Spikey M]

:lol:

He must have a humiliation kink.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Baz]

https://streamable.com/j5wmoj

[Shindig]

The shoe falling off is just perfect.

[randomlegend]

I don't know how but I got into watching videos from the Cracking the Cryptic channel on YouTube.

It's so good:

https://youtu.be/yKf9aUIxdb4

[Don]

Like those videos of watching people eat and shit. Fam, just do it yourself, autonomy is not a disease.

[randomlegend]

Like those videos of watching people eat and shit. Fam, just do it yourself, autonomy is not a disease.

If it was a world class eater/shitter doing their best work I'm sure I'd give it a watch.

Why don't you just play football instead of watching it?

[Don]

It's a sudoku not a complex system like football. A 10 year-old could do the most difficult one in the world.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I watched it, I really liked it tbh.

[Spikey M]

When Taz is right and Monghow is wrong a Universal truth has been found.

[-james-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuPi7bJhavM

[Waffdon]

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[Dquincy]

Enjoyable.

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[Don]

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[Manc]

How on earth did no one spark him out? Pathetic.

[Shindig]

There's so much too that. Every frame's a present.

[Waffdon]

How on earth did no one spark him out? Pathetic.

Would you have eh

[Shindig]

Nah, you listen to his demands first. Probably wants his kids back.

[Manc]

Would you have eh

Happily.

[Don]

If you end up stepping in with a punch/push that leaves him dead/wheelchair bound, I presume you'd get fucked by the courts, no?

[Spikey M]

I reckon you'd be alright.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Are you suggesting you have enough power to do that sort of damage?

[Waffdon]

Happily.

Solid bro

[Giggles]

Christ we’re about two posts away from “my dad would have your dad”.

[Shindig]

Also, for as much as he was kicking off, six injuries sounds low.

[Manc]

Dressed as Spiderman twatting people with a crutch. I couldn't think of anything more small time. Waff outing himself as a wet flannel.

[Waffdon]

The irony :drool:

[Shindig]

To be fair, that kick was impressive.

[Offshore Toon]

Anyone know what caused the ruckus? It seems to be something involving the security guy who I can't see in the back room brawl (which was very, very WWF), just every other member of staff getting battered.

[Clunge]

Literally just got home from that Asda and am seeing that footage for the first time. Bananas. Love the nun getting stuck in.

[Kikó]

They're a group of cunts that go round kicking off with people for no reason to record it

[Giggles]

They need to meet a black van shortly. A few costumes hung up in a wood somewhere would be a good message.

[Waffdon]

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:lol:

[Lewis]

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[Spammer]

Fucking dingbat camera man just watching the dude drown

[Shindig]

And to applaud with his free hand. :D

[Waffdon]

Fucking dingbat camera man just watching the dude drown

It’s fake. The longer video is on the replies. The guy gets out 2 seconds later and also works there.

[Disco]

I liked him knocking gently on the tank, yeah that'll do it mate.

[Spikey M]

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[phonics]

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[Lewis]

A seagull dive bombed me twice when I was walking with a sausage roll. It would have had a third crack but I called it a faggot and eyeballed it and it thought better of it. Magnificent pests. I saw one eating a dead pigeon recently as well.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was in Margate the other night (weren't we all) and thousands of the fuckers woke me up at 4am. Such an evocative noise. I hate it when they come inland and I can hear the noise without also being able to smell that filthy briny wrack smell that you get at all English seaside holes.

[Giggles]

One to half a pastie right out of my hand in one of those Cornwall towns (the junkie surfer one) on holiday a few years back. And I fell over a park bench trying to punch it :face:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[Ian]

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Was gonna put this in the rugby thread but I don't think it requires rugby interest to appreciate it.


One to half a pastie right out of my hand in one of those Cornwall towns (the junkie surfer one) on holiday a few years back. And I fell over a park bench trying to punch it :face:

I missed this. :D

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Disco]

They've justified their existence with that anecdote alone.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That rugby celebration :lol:

[Giggles]

They've justified their existence with that anecdote alone.

They? We'll have you for that.

[Disco]

What are seagulls preferred pronouns then?

[Spikey M]

Dons.

[Baz]

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[Lewis]

:lol:

[Pepe]

I don't even...

[Ian]

https://c.tenor.com/ukZQdgFGESUAAAAC/ben-wyatt-parks-and-rec.gif

[Offshore Toon]

You should start doing TTH related animations. Magic pissing blood, Yev alternating shagging and script writing, Mahow just sat in a gaming chair for 30 seconds.

[SincereTheRebel]

What happened to TTH podcast?

[Baz]

You should start doing TTH related animations. Magic pissing blood, Yev alternating shagging and script writing, Mahow just sat in a gaming chair for 30 seconds.Episode 2s storyline has already been finalised (Goldilocks and the three bears) but I’ll suggest it for further videos.

[Spikey M]

Baz :cool:

[Pepe]

You should start doing TTH related animations. Magic pissing blood, Yev alternating shagging and script writing, Mahow just sat in a gaming chair for 30 seconds.

Best idea I've heard in a while.

[Offshore Toon]

What happened to TTH podcast?
The first episode will take place once you, Giggles and Mahow let me know your availability.

[Baz]

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[Spikey M]

You're a fucking maniac :D