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Disco
08-03-2019, 11:50 AM
1102849164080279553

Pepe
08-03-2019, 12:01 PM
Is that one of igor's mates?

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 12:57 PM
That's Pepe vs Lewis.

phonics
08-03-2019, 12:59 PM
1103705876865732609

Pepe
08-03-2019, 01:59 PM
That's Pepe vs Lewis.

:D

Alan Shearer The 2nd
08-03-2019, 08:17 PM
1103405202911227915

Lewis
08-03-2019, 08:28 PM
lol at people ditching his music and that now as if last week it was still debatable, and a documentary is more convincing than him bunging a family twenty million dollars.

Alan Shearer The 2nd
08-03-2019, 08:32 PM
Yeah I don't get the whole ditching the music.

Shindig
08-03-2019, 08:41 PM
Yeah, it's not like the royalties are going to him.

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 08:51 PM
I bet they're not ditching David Bowie for being a strokey.

igor_balis
08-03-2019, 09:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGWBax4jjOA

phonics
08-03-2019, 09:47 PM
For some reason just seeing 'The Bill' reminded me of this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaguioYv46c

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 09:59 PM
After Igor trying to ruin the thread, nay, destroy the board, Phonics has saved us all.

Lewis
08-03-2019, 10:02 PM
If Michael Jackson is still alright, which he is, then Gary Glitter is long overdue rehabilitation. That House of the Rising Sun cover he used to do is top drawer.

igor_balis
08-03-2019, 10:11 PM
After Igor trying to ruin the thread, nay, destroy the board, Phonics has saved us all.

ffs you were the one encouraging me to share my dad's creative output on here, dickhead

phonics
08-03-2019, 10:12 PM
After Igor trying to ruin the thread, nay, destroy the board, Phonics has saved us all.

Change your fucking vote then you cunt.

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 10:20 PM
Change your fucking vote then you cunt.

Share another quality throw back video and I will.

Lewis
08-03-2019, 10:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUT91mavh38

Lewis
08-03-2019, 10:23 PM
He'll never top that, so your vote won't change. :harold:

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 10:25 PM
Oh my fuck :D

Pepe
08-03-2019, 10:31 PM
Lord Jerrington. :D

Giggles
08-03-2019, 10:35 PM
I always imagine that video could so easily have been Baz and Mike.

igor_balis
08-03-2019, 10:35 PM
If Michael Jackson is still alright, which he is, then Gary Glitter is long overdue rehabilitation. That House of the Rising Sun cover he used to do is top drawer.

I listen to a really lame (and excellent) podcast, where 90s Melody Maker journos watch random episodes of top of the pops and have a big chat about it afterwards, and Glitter came up in one. They had a pretty interesting debate (tho one done to death on places like here tbf) comparing the likes of Glitter, Jackson, Pete Townsend (and most 60s rock n roll stars), in terms of how much people are willing to look past their transgressions and why.

I'm not sure really. My instinct is less to campaign for Glitter's reinstatement into the canon, more to use Townsend's nonciness as an extra excuse to take the piss out of people who like The Who, who are shit. And I have no interest in Jackson post-Off The Wall, and he was still black then so it's fine.

Shindig
08-03-2019, 10:35 PM
I like to think it's the film that killed any ambition Pavel had.

Baz
08-03-2019, 10:38 PM
I always imagine that video could so easily have been Baz and Mike.You're thinking of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0U-eRutHw

Lewis
08-03-2019, 10:41 PM
Is your version of MTV Cribs still available somewhere?

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-03-2019, 10:43 PM
I wish Luca's Samsung chef video was still around.

Baz
08-03-2019, 10:45 PM
Is your version of MTV Cribs still available somewhere?

Yer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcrlfRb5-gM

Or without music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q4haNzDO2E) if you're having a quiet one.

And bloopers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rkvfphI5l4) if you're really bored.

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 10:48 PM
We're going to need a new one.

Or 2 new ones if Mike isn't still at home with mummy.

Giggles
08-03-2019, 10:49 PM
We're going to need a new one.

Or 2 new ones if Mike isn't still at home with mummy.

He's gone back home since Noel Fielding took his job.

Baz
08-03-2019, 10:49 PM
We're going to need a new one.

Or 2 new ones if Mike isn't still at home with mummy.

Funnily enough, he's started writing a new Internet TV show for us. We're even gonna film it in his flat so it;s 2 for 1.

It'll never get made, like. Soz. I don't get to do fun things anymore.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 10:56 PM
The lad that did that Lord Jerington thing was someone who actually posted here, wasn't he? What was his name again?

Spikey M
08-03-2019, 10:57 PM
Jord (Lerrington).

Giggles
08-03-2019, 10:59 PM
That gowlbag? Never knew that.

phonics
08-03-2019, 11:04 PM
It was Pavel that made that right? Imagine you were posting on a forum that you were definitely going to be an internationally recognized film director and everyone that disagrees/lols at you is an idiot dullard. Then Baz turns up and you've beeng outdone on acting ability, cinematography and camera quality by Baz improvving his own episode of MTV Cribs.

Giggles
08-03-2019, 11:07 PM
It was Pavel that made that right? Imagine you were posting on a forum that you were definitely going to be an internationally recognized film director and everyone that disagrees/lols at you is an idiot dullard. Then Baz turns up and you've beeng outdone on acting ability, cinematography and camera quality by Baz improvving his own episode of MTV Cribs.

They're English aren't they? (Well the main lad is brown enough to be on a boat before April comes, but still). Pavel was a nordy.

Lewis
08-03-2019, 11:10 PM
Your periodic reminder that Pavel's IMDB page is still up. It isn't more detailed than Robert De Niro's anymore, but the fact he took an axe to it after we lolled at him but still left his own quotes in is probably even more lol than had he just left it.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 11:14 PM
It was Pavel that made that right? Imagine you were posting on a forum that you were definitely going to be an internationally recognized film director and everyone that disagrees/lols at you is an idiot dullard. Then Baz turns up and you've beeng outdone on acting ability, cinematography and camera quality by Baz improvving his own episode of MTV Cribs.

It wasn't Pavel.

He was actually half decent with a camera.

Lewis
08-03-2019, 11:18 PM
He's five foot six as well. All of you being manlets would be a much better explanation of the past fifty years than whatever your PhD was going to be on.

phonics
08-03-2019, 11:20 PM
They're English aren't they? (Well the main lad is brown enough to be on a boat before April comes, but still). Pavel was a nordy.

I couldn't watch for longer than 10 seconds without closing the tab out of cringe.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 11:32 PM
He's five foot six as well. All of you being manlets would be a much better explanation of the past fifty years than whatever your PhD was going to be on.
If everyone was then surely it wouldn't have any effect?

Lewis
08-03-2019, 11:36 PM
If everyone is constantly angry and looking for fights over nothing. Of course it would.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 11:43 PM
No, I mean if everyone is short then being short by your standards wouldn't matter.

Lewis
08-03-2019, 11:44 PM
It's not a relative measure.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 11:48 PM
:saywhat:

Lewis
08-03-2019, 11:50 PM
Alright calm down mate see what I mean.

Boydy
08-03-2019, 11:52 PM
:D

You prick.

phonics
08-03-2019, 11:54 PM
Can I say how happy I am that we have 3 active threads at midnight on a Friday, and I am not 'on the ropes' in any of them.

Disco
09-03-2019, 12:19 AM
Give it time.

Boydy
09-03-2019, 12:19 AM
Nah, you just were on fb messenger instead.

Shindig
09-03-2019, 06:53 AM
Or twitter.

Spikey M
09-03-2019, 06:55 AM
Imagine his diary.

Shindig
09-03-2019, 06:58 AM
Guys, it's a memoir.

Kikó
09-03-2019, 02:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeC0ZTT8n7E

Found this incredibly amusing for some reason.

"Biscoff."

This is brilliant.

Mike
09-03-2019, 02:55 PM
Funnily enough, he's started writing a new Internet TV show for us. We're even gonna film it in his flat so it;s 2 for 1.

It'll never get made, like. Soz. I don't get to do fun things anymore.

Writing is a big word :D

igor_balis
09-03-2019, 11:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FTBHX63Lg

wait for it

Offshore Toon
10-03-2019, 08:32 AM
Jesus, those haircuts and waistcoats. Such scene kids.


I listen to a really lame (and excellent) podcast, where 90s Melody Maker journos watch random episodes of top of the pops and have a big chat about it afterwards, and Glitter came up in one. They had a pretty interesting debate (tho one done to death on places like here tbf) comparing the likes of Glitter, Jackson, Pete Townsend (and most 60s rock n roll stars), in terms of how much people are willing to look past their transgressions and why.

I'm not sure really. My instinct is less to campaign for Glitter's reinstatement into the canon, more to use Townsend's nonciness as an extra excuse to take the piss out of people who like The Who, who are shit. And I have no interest in Jackson post-Off The Wall, and he was still black then so it's fine.
From what I've just read, Townshend didn't get charged despite paying for the site and had a believable excuse.

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/pete-townshend-child-porn-arrest/

Not the best source, mind.

What has happened to make everybody think MJ is a nonce again?

Spikey M
10-03-2019, 08:55 AM
There was a 2 part 4 HOUR documentary on channel 4 about him. But did anyone actually stop thinking he was a nonce anyway?

Giggles
10-03-2019, 08:56 AM
Was there anything new or has it just reminded everyone again?

Spikey M
10-03-2019, 09:03 AM
I only watched an hour of the first one, then I got bored.

It's difficult because I wasn't really aware of what he was meant to have done. The only thing I had heard was that 'his dad had robbed him of his childhood, so he thought he was a kid and nonced some kids accidentally'.

However, somewhere between him having a 7 year old give him a blowjob and MJ licking said 7 year olds arse hole while he strummed one out, I decided it might be a bit worse than that.

phonics
11-03-2019, 08:58 PM
Share another quality throw back video and I will.

Just remembered this one. Get voting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNaoDObtzxw

Spikey M
11-03-2019, 09:03 PM
Now I'm just sad.

phonics
11-03-2019, 09:12 PM
Now I'm just sad.

Have the remix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wROg_NULds

igor_balis
17-03-2019, 05:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12-fnAVPyA
Giggles preparing his dinner

John
17-03-2019, 05:50 PM
It's a very different tone, but that reminds me of the family trying to rid their kitchen of a bat.

igor_balis
17-03-2019, 05:53 PM
It's a very different tone, but that reminds me of the family trying to rid their kitchen of a bat.

hahah, the guy who showed me the soup video showed me the bat video immediately afterwards. the bat one is probably funnier in fairness.

Boydy
17-03-2019, 06:32 PM
1106999310154190849

Giggles
17-03-2019, 06:37 PM
:D They are mad cunts.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2019, 08:44 PM
I might be interested in karaoke now.

-james-
30-03-2019, 10:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixqH5JnvBU

Lewis
30-03-2019, 10:20 PM
Giggles in the white.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-03-2019, 10:32 PM
I thought the guy in green right until the very last line from the guy in white.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-03-2019, 10:33 PM
The channel is gold:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoRzU8dYks

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-03-2019, 10:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVgOJAFk0tE

Stunning.

igor_balis
30-03-2019, 11:24 PM
what does junkie joe joyce have to say about this

Disco
31-03-2019, 12:29 AM
He's no Racing Ron Davis.

Alan Shearer The 2nd
31-03-2019, 09:01 AM
Fucking hell, are these genuine?

Lewis
31-03-2019, 09:50 AM
That Tommy Tiernan bit where he mocks the 'traveller' accent finally makes sense. It all just sounded Irish before.

igor_balis
31-03-2019, 11:52 PM
what does junkie joe joyce have to say about this

for those who haven't seen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ

Giggles
13-04-2019, 11:15 AM
They don't just use YouTube for calling each other out to fight.


https://youtu.be/VzfAYuHLNVY

SincereTheRebel
13-04-2019, 11:19 AM
I don't understand. Is that some kind of inside joke I'm not up to speed with?

Giggles
13-04-2019, 11:46 AM
There's nothing inside about it but knackers are a bit of a joke indeed. That said, they'd cut out your eyeballs without a moment's hesitation so I wouldn't go telling them.

mugbull
13-04-2019, 07:31 PM
I bet Irish Travellers are far more interesting people to interact with than Giggles is

Giggles
13-04-2019, 07:47 PM
I bet Irish Travellers are far more interesting people to interact with than Giggles is

So would I.

Spikey M
13-04-2019, 07:49 PM
Nobody has ever called travellers boring.

Giggles
13-04-2019, 07:50 PM
Nobody has ever called travellers boring.

I'd really love to see mockers interacting with them actually.

Spikey M
13-04-2019, 07:55 PM
When I left school I worked at a local Theme Park for a couple of summers. Every Bank Holiday, the place used to fill with them. It was unbelievably entertaining if you don't mind being called a cunt by 7 year olds then watching them get a belting from their mums.

Giggles
13-04-2019, 08:18 PM
That pipework they did on the young lad in Lurgan is the one always reminds me never to mess with them.

Spikey M
13-04-2019, 09:51 PM
1117153947997876226?s=19

Giggles
13-04-2019, 09:55 PM
:D

I bet Igor has one of those as an icebreaker.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-04-2019, 01:21 AM
On the road where my Dad's house is (well it's not his anymore but still) there are only 4 landowners, one of which are a bunch of travellers. Originally it was just two fairly large plots of land with loads of caravans but then they built a large house on each plot as well as loads of bungalows.

The kids always used to pitch up in the back garden. It's pretty funny being asked for a fight ('big man') by ones that were at least 4 years younger and half my height/weight. They're brilliant fun.

mugbull
14-04-2019, 08:53 PM
Being Czech i’ve met plenty of gypsies, which are orders of magnitude “worse” than the travellers. I’d say 50% are good guys.

Spikey M
14-04-2019, 08:58 PM
How many travellers have you met?

Because I've met both, and the worst a gypsy has done around me is try to sell me a shitty flower wrapped in foil for some reason.

mugbull
14-04-2019, 08:59 PM
I’m a traveller myself, got thousands of Lufthansa loyalty points

Lewis
14-04-2019, 09:05 PM
Yeah, the European gypos are a different breed to our 'travellers', who are basically just low-level retards. Multi used to have some lol stories about them when he was in Romania.

phonics
15-04-2019, 09:45 AM
Yeah, the Roma around here are hilarious. My friend was having dinner at a cafe outside once and this 7 year old just ran by and grabbed the steak off the plate and did a runner.

Boydy
18-04-2019, 01:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf4W2C0DUSo

:D

lol

Spikey M
18-04-2019, 05:57 PM
"It's annonymous". Yeah. Alright mate.

Lewis
20-04-2019, 09:22 PM
1119649504041558016

Baz
20-04-2019, 09:43 PM
:d


1119651507291475974

Shindig
20-04-2019, 10:14 PM
There's a feel good story coming out of that when a international effort frees him.

John
21-04-2019, 12:17 PM
There's a second part.

Lewis
28-04-2019, 01:04 PM
1121761083688136704

Unlucky mate.

Spikey M
05-05-2019, 07:47 AM
1124916990030827520?s=19

Shindig
06-05-2019, 01:24 PM
There is some intense stuff coming from that Russian plane fire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irzzya97Ldg

Spikey M
19-05-2019, 08:41 AM
1129898263325360131?s=19

Shindig
19-05-2019, 08:55 AM
1129805366513025028

niko_cee
19-05-2019, 09:00 AM
I reckon the perp thought was going to have a much bigger effect than it did.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-05-2019, 09:31 AM
Arnie with the no sell.

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-06-2019, 12:51 AM
1141384075929956353

:lol:

Spikey M
20-06-2019, 04:44 AM
I love that man so much.

Giggles
09-07-2019, 06:57 AM
There's some shite, as with any list but some of these are class.

https://www.balls.ie/the-rewind/introducing-the-vote-for-irelands-greatest-youtube-video-413714

mugbull
09-07-2019, 07:13 AM
I add this one to the working shortlist


https://youtu.be/jsUvcjk8J5c

Spikey M
09-07-2019, 07:55 AM
That's fucking mental. What the fuck is that?

Offshore Toon
09-07-2019, 06:18 PM
I love that man so much.
Do you actually like Peter Crouch? He's a bellend.

Spikey M
09-07-2019, 06:29 PM
He's a don.

Shindig
09-07-2019, 06:33 PM
That's fucking mental. What the fuck is that?

This is what watching a dying culture must be like. Even the reporter's name was bollocks.

Giggles
09-07-2019, 06:36 PM
This is what watching a dying culture must be like. Even the reporter's name was bollocks.

Seán Sheehy.

Giggles
09-07-2019, 06:38 PM
More added to the final voting now. Dunphy on Liddle had to be in there.

https://www.balls.ie/amp/the-rewind/round-one-vote-irelands-greatest-ever-youtube-video-413782

Offshore Toon
09-07-2019, 06:49 PM
He's a don.
In what possible way? It's such forced 'I'm white and awkward!' bollocks.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-07-2019, 07:12 PM
More added to the final voting now. Dunphy on Liddle had to be in there.

https://www.balls.ie/amp/the-rewind/round-one-vote-irelands-greatest-ever-youtube-video-413782

That What's Snots video is brilliant.

Baz
09-07-2019, 07:47 PM
Looking forward to giving those Irish videos a watch soon.

I presume the bat in the kitchen video is in there? :lol:

Giggles
12-07-2019, 07:38 AM
This is still my favourite of the lot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prep4trYNj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prep4trYNj4

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-07-2019, 09:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNSdhwqjYQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwPl4sDZids

:lol:

Lewis
12-07-2019, 09:44 PM
You don't realise how small he is until you see the second one, and you can sort of understand his rage.

Shindig
12-07-2019, 09:57 PM
Hopped on him like a grenade.

Alex
12-07-2019, 10:21 PM
:D

He'll probably turn back up with an M16 (if he's big enough to carry it) next week and mow everyone in the place down.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-07-2019, 10:26 PM
Apparently he lives in a mini-van (must be like a palace to him) and fights homeless people.

Spikey M
13-07-2019, 04:53 AM
:D

He'll probably turn back up with an M16 (if he's big enough to carry it) next week and mow everyone in the place down.

That's alot of kneecapings.

John
15-07-2019, 08:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb3nZhPk0Qo

Quality.

John
15-07-2019, 10:44 PM
I've now watched his recreation of his 'MMA' at least ten times. Absolute zoomer.

Giggles
23-07-2019, 01:01 PM
This is still a great clatter which for some reason has been going viral like wildfire in the last few days again. The best bit is Paídis utter shock at dropping the Corkman.

Some difference to the pussies playing today.

1152868975912636416

Ian
02-08-2019, 07:09 AM
1156338609169080320

That ruthless streak. :cool:

Shindig
02-08-2019, 06:18 PM
Self defence.

mugbull
02-08-2019, 06:38 PM
Wildest part of that is that the boy’s name is Maverick. These must have all been McCain 08 love children or something

Shindig
02-08-2019, 07:23 PM
Just a Top Gun fan, like Maverick Vinales' parents.

Lewis
08-08-2019, 05:54 PM
1159516208863092737

A white van coming along at just the right moment seems fitting.

Shindig
08-08-2019, 06:29 PM
I feel like we're missing all of the context for that. Like, was he convicted of diddling or just suspected?

Lewis
08-08-2019, 06:30 PM
Something tells me they had him bang to rights.

Giggles
08-08-2019, 06:32 PM
I feel like we're missing all of the context for that. Like, was he convicted of diddling or just suspected?

Those online vigilantes normally have it fairly bang on as they'll have made contact as a kid. That's if they landed at the right doorstep or picked out the right fella.

Shindig
08-08-2019, 06:45 PM
Or the police look at it, consider it manslaughter and the JUSTICE gets served in the other direction.

Giggles
08-08-2019, 06:54 PM
Or the police look at it, consider it manslaughter and the JUSTICE gets served in the other direction.

Could happen too. Good intentions or not, they're all operating outside the law.

Spikey M
09-08-2019, 10:53 PM
https://youtu.be/VnU2y8ODKn0

Still funny.

Don't care.

Fuck off.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-08-2019, 10:57 PM
That's something I would have expected Igor to post.

John
09-08-2019, 10:59 PM
1159731288489771008

North Korean children's television is fucking great.

Spikey M
09-08-2019, 11:01 PM
https://youtu.be/rF_nuy8zSo4

Seriously. Nostalgia has a lot to answer for.

Lewis
28-08-2019, 08:09 PM
1166746963683020800

Sir Andy Mahowry
29-08-2019, 11:59 AM
1166166587038208001

Shindig
29-08-2019, 06:12 PM
Stop it. He's already dead.

Lewis
30-09-2019, 09:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huaWQByXiA

Boydy
12-10-2019, 07:21 PM
1181579083622141958

Lewis
16-10-2019, 07:25 PM
1184532531678457856

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-10-2019, 07:29 PM
:D

Spikey M
16-10-2019, 07:34 PM
She kept filming :D

-james-
16-10-2019, 08:21 PM
Ole's at the wheel etc.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-10-2019, 03:38 PM
1185056811126317056

Baz
19-10-2019, 10:27 AM
1184920319070556161

Shindig
19-10-2019, 11:03 AM
You'd think at their age they'd be better at it. :D

Lewis
24-10-2019, 09:34 PM
1184836331349909504

Baz
14-11-2019, 06:34 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dvpvjj/ah_the_old_mentos_coca_cola_trick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

:cab:

Shindig
14-11-2019, 07:08 AM
"Thankf for watching." :D

Alan Shearer The 2nd
14-11-2019, 05:58 PM
https://www.facebook.com/wayne.spring.5/videos/10216460398643533/

Disco
22-11-2019, 11:04 PM
1197604895995465728

Lewis
29-11-2019, 07:02 PM
1200162096618647559

Alan Shearer The 2nd
12-12-2019, 08:57 PM
1205216853049696256

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQqmRWCAAATBos?format=jpg&name=900x900

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-12-2019, 09:04 PM
It worked, it got their attention.

Lewis
12-12-2019, 09:55 PM
Martin Keown donned that. Banterman's arse fell right out.

Spikey M
12-12-2019, 09:57 PM
That's brilliant :D

Offshore Toon
12-12-2019, 10:42 PM
Humphries definitely has aspergers or similar. Some of his tweets are genuinely insane.

Disco
21-12-2019, 01:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EjOX-0txiM

Sir Andy Mahowry
21-12-2019, 02:02 PM
:D

That's the best animal video I've seen.

Spikey M
21-12-2019, 05:50 PM
:rosebud:

Shindig
21-12-2019, 06:17 PM
Our cat went blind and couldn't find the litter tray. He found the doormat and said, "This feels like it." for the final years of his life. :(

Shindig
22-12-2019, 08:32 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/50880475/tornado-crosses-m25-shocks-drivers

I love how British this is. :D

Spikey M
22-12-2019, 09:16 AM
I'm 90% sure that's a clip from the new Christmas Gavin and Stacey.

-james-
08-01-2020, 07:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkXCzcWprUU

Spikey M
11-01-2020, 12:58 PM
1215868459529039873?s=09

Shindig
11-01-2020, 01:23 PM
You have to be thick and slow to be caught by that.

Lewis
15-01-2020, 08:40 PM
1217498506124021763

Health and safety fascism.

Shindig
15-01-2020, 08:46 PM
Wow. He got all of that.

Pepe
15-01-2020, 08:52 PM
Shiiiiii

Disco
20-01-2020, 11:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkxIHXKlkeo

igor_balis
31-01-2020, 12:29 PM
https://youtu.be/RMuRRXJSU2M
Boydy

-james-
31-01-2020, 12:42 PM
That's amazing.

Spikey M
11-02-2020, 10:04 AM
1226789541496881153?s=19

Shindig
11-02-2020, 07:38 PM
I don't understand how you don't slow down in that situation.

John
11-02-2020, 10:41 PM
He's so determined not to actually fall that he's getting a foot out in front faster each time, thus speeding up until gravity beats him.

niko_cee
11-02-2020, 10:46 PM
Yeah, but he has no forward momentum to start with, it's not like he's come off a 20 yard run into that delivery.

John
11-02-2020, 10:53 PM
He's translating downward momentum into forward momentum by getting the foot out. It's like how if you trip and are going to fall the best way to style it out is to break into a jog for a second.

Bernanke
14-02-2020, 07:07 PM
https://youtu.be/3VX4Knxkd4I

Baz
14-02-2020, 07:14 PM
Someone I know got that on a cake for her birthday. She is not called Jane.

https://i.imgur.com/0OTTo8r_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Shindig
14-02-2020, 09:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpstehly5-E

Can't get enough of these, even if half the episodes are Bart being raped.

igor_balis
14-02-2020, 10:01 PM
Someone I know got that on a cake for her birthday. She is not called Jane.

https://i.imgur.com/0OTTo8r_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Sort of reminds me of this message my mate got on boxing day a couple of years ago:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/86500154_586804512168533_4474202521849561088_n.png ?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ohc=hgds1HvnsbQAX_iDtM_&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=dbd6ac872e9b984f4d5db2f524b791b7&oe=5EBC480D

Obviously she got his name right, as it was on FB, but he has absolutely no idea who she is, and what it's referring to. Zero mutual friends, and from a place he has no connection to. After initially assuming it was a wind up (with me the main suspect), it seemed like she was a proper person. Profile had existed for years, and she had plenty of friends. Fuck knows.

Alex
14-02-2020, 10:22 PM
:D

"Lounge lizard" is quite an old-school put-down too, not something you hear often.

igor_balis
14-02-2020, 10:32 PM
:D

"Lounge lizard" is quite an old-school put-down too, not something you hear often.

Ha, I know right. As well as being very niche, it's pretty accurate - google supports my memory that it means someone who goes out and tries to charm rich women, and that's pretty much one of his favourite hobbies. Maybe he shagged her mum or something.

Disco
19-02-2020, 11:02 PM
Honey badger don't give a shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

Stoffle :cool:

phonics
19-02-2020, 11:07 PM
On that note, I can't find the original without the fucking awful music but I do love this video of a Fox and a Badger who have become hunting buddies. Watching the fox lead but wait for his friend is straight out of a Disney movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noQz9m4j00

All animal becoming friends with totally different animal stories are top stuff.

Give me any headline like "Depressed Goat Mr. G Won’t Eat Until He’s Reunited With His Donkey Best Friend Jellybean" and you know I'm clicking on it

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/depressed-goat_n_5391433?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIYVmD2iekAVwXGxqIbRQVE7k0q8 tQkxkh9u54yitnwwpAAXSYqK78Is0JulhHS_nJIR1ptWpgzK0C jU2wsbkmkDUW7vCqdE4jwR7yH_8WLi5Qoe493Xe89ZDHdYyXA9 noMbR97uFOjAjAV-Rr-Wh1kT7ciiCdxUrUsoF1p1-A3I

Disco
26-03-2020, 07:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auIlGqEyTm8

Spikey M
26-03-2020, 11:02 PM
That's great :D

Shindig
26-03-2020, 11:10 PM
Y'know, I was expecting something elaborate and still was impressed. I hope the laptop didn't kill the kid.

Pepe
26-03-2020, 11:33 PM
The kid that shows up at the end?

Lewis
27-03-2020, 12:32 AM
I saw that earlier, and all I took from it was that that is the least appealing cake I've ever seen.

Shindig
27-03-2020, 10:02 AM
The kid that shows up at the end?

He could've had a spare.

Disco
27-03-2020, 03:45 PM
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Shindig
27-03-2020, 05:57 PM
I was watching an rFactor2 race last night and Jack Nicholls' voice (and name on the entry list) caught me right out.

Sir Andy Mahowry
28-03-2020, 02:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

He predicted the virus.

igor_balis
30-03-2020, 07:20 PM
This is surprisingly great for a random youtube series with fuck all views:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aay5NQZhARk

bruhnaldo
30-03-2020, 08:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

He predicted the virus.

somewhere between 3:02 and 3:06 you can see a shadow change in the top left the faking cunts.

Spikey M
30-03-2020, 08:45 PM
Bruh is absolutely the right amount of bored and petty. Well in lad.

Actually... are you even on LOCKDOWN?

bruhnaldo
30-03-2020, 08:46 PM
Nah I'm at work here at the #deathbox as I've been referring to it over the past few weeks.

Nice to have a job, not nice to imagine constantly being INFECTED any time i walk down a hallway.

John Arne
01-04-2020, 02:39 PM
https://youtu.be/alVvugh4wpU

Pepe
01-04-2020, 03:02 PM
:lol:

igor_balis
03-04-2020, 03:58 PM
1245776161843666945

:happycry:

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-05-2020, 12:30 PM
1257108668492984321

Pepe
04-05-2020, 01:01 PM
What the fuck is that? :D

phonics
04-05-2020, 01:28 PM
Fake, the monkey is on a piece of string. The reason it claws at the kid is because it's trying to stop being pulled back in.

Giggles
04-05-2020, 01:37 PM
For once, he’s not wrong.

Lewis
04-05-2020, 01:45 PM
It's from a play I'm directing about Rotherham.

Spikey M
04-05-2020, 03:18 PM
Ooof.

Boydy
08-05-2020, 08:46 PM
1258506355830185984

Spikey M
08-05-2020, 08:54 PM
All the good will you built up doing Werewolf gone. Gone. Just like that.

phonics
08-05-2020, 10:24 PM
1258490464166203397

Turn the audio off and there's something genuinely calming about it.

Lewis
08-05-2020, 10:26 PM
I used to like doing that with sock fluff.

phonics
08-05-2020, 10:32 PM
I used to like doing that with sock fluff.

I still do. Sometimes your whole foot catches fire and it's exhilirating.

Disco
09-05-2020, 01:03 PM
People be losing their shit over this but my first reaction was that it's a troll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZn5dUQJ810

I can conceive of americans making what is essentially a cup of hot sugar and calling it tea but no-one on earth seriously thinks that bowl was anywhere approaching mixed.

Shindig
09-05-2020, 01:24 PM
It has to be. She dumps a spoonful in an already made cup of tea.

Disco
09-05-2020, 02:21 PM
I think that's just a second take but it does beg the question of what the fuck are they going to do with that giant bowl of almost all sugar?

Manc
09-05-2020, 02:33 PM
Vera Farmiga?

igor_balis
09-05-2020, 09:38 PM
https://youtu.be/bztjpZLjCsI


HERE is my quiz round from today.

10 TV Shows (and 1 film, the penultimate one) that are remakes of UK/US ones, half a point for identifying each country these remakes were made in, and half point each for identifying the original tv show being remade. I was amazed by how well my mates did, I was worried it'd be 1sa and 2s but average was about 5/10.

Giggles
09-05-2020, 09:43 PM
People be losing their shit over this but my first reaction was that it's a troll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZn5dUQJ810

I can conceive of americans making what is essentially a cup of hot sugar and calling it tea but no-one on earth seriously thinks that bowl was anywhere approaching mixed.

Julia Ann is a woman of many talents.

John Arne
19-05-2020, 08:16 AM
Skills.

1262287831613034497

Baz
19-05-2020, 08:16 AM
1262658058167205893

Lewis
22-05-2020, 12:17 AM
1263124448867164160

Not sure how he missed Phil Mitchell deflating, but that's a solid list.

Kikó
22-05-2020, 03:35 PM
ear cataracts?

Jimmy Floyd
22-05-2020, 03:43 PM
I'd love to have been a production assistant on that show.

'Hi, this is... yeah, from Burp. Could I speak to one of the Loose Women, please? Any of them, really. Yeah. So could we maybe come on set and slap her? Yeah? That's great, we'll be round 2pm Tuesday.'

Spikey M
22-05-2020, 03:45 PM
Where's Burger Barry?

Kikó
22-05-2020, 03:58 PM
1263181657550585862?s=20

Lewis
29-05-2020, 09:29 PM
1266051966494531586

Wahey lads.

Spikey M
29-05-2020, 09:33 PM
Well that's 60 seconds I'll never get back

Disco
16-06-2020, 09:21 PM
1272855810134196224

Ian
16-06-2020, 09:24 PM
Didn't expect all that Michael Caine.

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-06-2020, 09:27 PM
Did you say "Beads"?

igor_balis
16-06-2020, 09:39 PM
her?

Giggles
08-07-2020, 04:50 PM
:cool:

I had been afraid he'd hop on that wagon.

1280757596962553856

Baz
12-07-2020, 10:18 PM
1282309409532772352

Thoughts on this? :rosebud:

Shindig
25-07-2020, 08:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvp6gaz1EW0

Give that man a drink. Or ... maybe not.

Lewis
16-08-2020, 04:42 PM
1294639879280877569

Clever dog.

Shindig
16-08-2020, 04:53 PM
He learned it from her.

Spikey M
16-08-2020, 05:06 PM
His face was pure 'ugh, this bitch again'.

phonics
27-08-2020, 05:29 PM
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