The General Video Thread (Sponsored by Mahow is Shit)

[John]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

It's all over Facebook and seemingly everywhere else at the moment, but there we are. What an anecdote.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I watched his two stand ups the other week, I thought I was going to be sick through laughter. The guy has some amazing stories, especially concerning his father.

[Magic]

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=bca_1464620525

I'm sorry but HAHAHAHA. :D

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVxm8PD0GY

[Bob Sacamano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYivOM0GX9o

:facepalm: / :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4

Amazing.

[Magic]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b4e_1465439386

Fucking HELL. Guy watching some gay recreation of medievil swordfighting has the CLOSEST shave and the most boss reaction to it. :cool:

[Magic]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e10_1465938158

Red squirrel trolling lab. :wub:

[Magic]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fc_1465935482

Guy screams in face of screaming cunt child on plane. :D

[Disco]

I've found a new favourite subreddit which led me to this video. Checkout the badass mofo in the yellow jacket (and the not so lucky bugger in the green).

This isn't graphic but it does show someone being knocked arse over tit, just in case you don't like that kind of thing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUs0hv9aoSY

[Magic]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1467680211

Fucking hell. Guy has a stabbing himself fetish.

[Danny]

https://streamable.com/o8ii

2 years ago today

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94

Like Disco's effort but different,

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Shows why they give it the full beans when they touch down anyway.

[Magic]

Giant tiger shark wastes a hammerhead: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f54_1469487614

:drool:

[Ian]

There's so much excellence going on here that I think it'd be a shame to just post it in the NFL thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsHE5xWges

[Jimmy Floyd]

Going to be honest, the first rap segment was unexpected.

[Ian]

When I first saw that I thought it was going to be the video's highlight by a country mile. And then things like the guy enjoying "playing" piano far, far too much happened. And the brief glimpse of the three women at about 1:21.

It's one of the masterpieces of its time.

[Pepe]

The eighties. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhHxPJSrPOw

Mental.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_1966vaIA

Why can't I get paid to come up with insane bullshit like this? Where does one apply for these kind of jobs?

[Shindig]

Bite the bullet and hire people, man. Using the festering sludge that populates the comments is tragic.

[Disco]

One of the more lolsome aspects is that they will be moderating the 'heroes', how arse-backwards stupid is that?

[Giggles]

https://youtu.be/4X3-_OfJiKo


:|

[Ian]

I'm in. I don't know who he is or what's happening I'm in.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Saul Goodman does have Irish ancestry.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Accidental, I'm sure- https://twitter.com/johnnyTR70/status/786806494314369024


This is the sort of thing I'd imagine happening to me if I went in the cage-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM

[Smiffy]

.....

[Giggles]

People were actually texting in concerned for her :face:

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[Giggles]

Fucker doesn't even flinch, just flexes :D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998278/Man-fights-kangaroo-Australia-save-pet-dog.html

[Spikey M]

Footage of Mahows time in Ukraine has come to light.


https://youtu.be/lmBcIRXMKaI

[John]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShhNJ5Ib0Q

Fucking go on, son. Cats are shit.

[Danny]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kcJC1MFbwE

[mugbull]

Rare shit. Lowest of the low.

[Disco]

Why would anyone ruin the perfection that is Peppa Pig?

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kThvYlo2Lc

[Giggles]

Her mates face :D

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[John Arne]

Seriously, how can you think that Paris is a country? Was she that taken aback by stage fright?

[Giggles]

Seriously, how can you think that Paris is a country? Was she that take aback by stage fright?

And that I is a consonant.

[John]

:D

Her mate must have known she was thick as fuck so what's she doing going on there with her? The nature of Pointless makes it just about perfect for throwing up terrible answers, but that's one of the best and I think the first I've seen where the other person made no attempt to hide that they were fuming.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If it wasn't for the reaction it would be behind JFK/JR and Mexico being a US state.

The reaction is stunning.

[Magic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WEx7CYY1qg

:harold:

Love the Daily Mail comment too.

[phonics]

This is the best video ever


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHnQQhWQVA&

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyHhQ6wD-c&feature=youtu.be

[Magic]

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e75_1484329160

Genuinely dropped my phone. What a shock!

[Giggles]

:cool:


https://youtu.be/B20QcchUCSg


(The pop-up box says YouTube short links work, but they don't).

[Magic]

The fuck.

[Disco]

Magic evidently confused by a video of a man still in possession of his own balls. :youpi:


Anyway, imagine how much of a twat you'd look with one of these let alone the colossal amount of dickery required to think they were a winning idea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzw1DuEjFqs&list=WL&index=17

[Giggles]

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[SvN]

I came in here to post that. Every entrance is better than the last.

[John Arne]

I'm guessing that was the maid, not the mother. Also guessing that she was swiftly sacked after that.

[randomlegend]

Apparently the kids address her as "mum" in Korean.

[John Arne]

Ah. Fair enough.

[John Arne]

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[Giggles]

Need one of the baby barrelling in.

[Lewis]

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[Disco]

Has he arranged books on his bed in order to make it look like an office? Busted.

[Boydy]

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[niko_cee]

Need one of the baby barrelling in.

This is what really makes that video. It's absolutely priceless.

[Lewis]

Has he arranged books on his bed in order to make it look like an office? Busted.

One theory is that he couldn't get up and sort it himself because he was just in his pants.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm guessing that was the maid, not the mother. Also guessing that she was swiftly sacked after that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39244325

Wacist.

[Offshore Toon]

I assumed it was his wife, but I already know I'm not racist.


The video has been viewed hundreds of million times - and delighted hundreds of thousands of people on social media.
I wonder why they decided to pluck that figure out of nowhere.

[Offshore Toon]

And Kumiko Toda, an academic of Japanese descent, says a majority of people who meet her for the first time ask her where she's from - despite her growing up in the UK and having a British accent.
Imagine getting upset at that. I ask everybody where they're from. People move around a lot. It's a basic question to build conversation.

[Magic]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39244325

Wacist.

Her name is Kim Jong Un? Lol.

Look at the fucking Twitter outrage. CAPITALS!!! :sick:

[Lewis]

The BBC website gets worse by the day.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The BBC website gets worse by the day.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39236618

Take that back.

[Lewis]

It's like a shitter BuzzFeed, except, being the BBC, probably achieved on about four times their budget.

[Offshore Toon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39236618

Take that back.
The Western world is going to shit. Are there any decent alternatives?

[Dquincy]

I assumed it was his wife, but I already know I'm not racist.

I wonder why they decided to pluck that figure out of nowhere.

:D

[Lewis]

Train vs snow (https://vid.me/OPgT) (with slow-motion version here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Cb9x70gYQ)).

[John Arne]

Train vs snow (https://vid.me/OPgT) (with slow-motion version here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Cb9x70gYQ)).

I mean, what the hell did they think would happen?

I'll stand here, and just hope the snow and ice disappears under the shear force of the train.

Is this usual practise for trains? I would have though that was quite dangerous if the snow is simply pushed up against itself and compacts....

[Giggles]

Nice work. Completely pointless, but still.

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[Pepe]

Is that Panda?

[Shindig]

You could do that on the metro between Monument and Haymarket. Easy,

[Giggles]

Is that Panda?

Nah, he'd footwear on.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Pretty sure I saw this on here before but I'm in stitches again, totally forgot all about it-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWWx2FEzuE

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ppz8JRDL4

:|

[Magic]

https://youtu.be/0veiTgUQLKw

What a fucking shot!

[Lewis]

Chimps. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Magic]

https://youtu.be/e7XBkuHlP9w

:D

Man on roller coaster gets additional surprise.

[John Arne]

For some reason, I find this really satisfying.

Fantasy Martial Arts versus real MMA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6RrxTBdJs4

The MMA fighter, Xu Xiaodong, has been hammered in China for this :)

[John]

Why's he being hammered?

Based on that 'fight' I reckon I'd have punched the pish out of that Tai Chi bloke. MMA man just goes straight at him with fairly wild swings and he does fuck all to defend himself. It's difficult to tell from the video though, is Wei Lei about eighty five years old?

[John Arne]

"Disrespecting" the ancient CHINESE!!!! art of Tai Chi. It's a load of bollocks, of course.

[Baz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

https://twitter.com/daftlimmy/status/881184398716088321

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks

:lol:

[Lewis]

It actually took me a while to clock the referee in cricket pads prowling the top of the screen.

[Giggles]

I prefer podcasts myself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKhJAqZl2vM

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0QfLJgSPQ

:cool:

[Pepe]

Monkeys. :cool:

I would add something about Sturridge's celebration but I think I won't.

[mugbull]

Imagine if we had arms like that. I'm pretty sure i could do anything

[Shindig]

The feet, too. They're molded to that rope.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRgoYzFnV3c

[Shindig]

Spikey's kid?

[Spikey M]

Maybe the one I had with your mum.

[Shindig]

Well, now I'm excited. Good on Mam.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9xTv3aclPQ

:rosebud:

[Lewis]

'I'll do what I want, and I think they have bigger problems.'

But no. He has written to them (Er, mate...) to apologise.

[Baz]

NSFW but lol: https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=2c0_1507775239

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Poles hate the Russians

:D

[Magic]

The aftermath pic. :drool:

Also props to the guy that posts a frame by frame.

[Shindig]

Darwin award incoming.

[Spikey M]

Right. Well. So. Anyway, this is a thing?

https://youtu.be/VlCQ2pBob5Q

[Magic]

Lol at it being set in the hills. I hope it's called a knockput and that's not just a typo.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Russia are always trying to come up with some new mental MMA spin.

[Disco]

What a weird sport, it's not sword fighting, it's not boxing but it [i]does]/i] look like a brilliant way to get brain damage.

[Giggles]

Fucking cyclists. Still though, lol.

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[Baz]

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[Lewis]

What the fuck is that?

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOEZ7eS4WRo

I lolled.

[-james-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mUe_3pHuk

Crying.

[Magic]

Launching in to 2018 like:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d0_1514992083

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnhybA78M0&feature=youtu.be

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5cOvyDpWfM

She sounds drunk.

[Pepe]

They should oficially add 'let's play some basketball' to it.

[Kikó]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vll33KEoCcc&feature=youtu.be

[Bob Sacamano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUNuYn0hYOo

:|

[Giggles]

Just no. Haven't had the jeebies watching something as much since the guy climbing the TV tower.


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[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

It's all fun and games until they appear on liveleak as a pile of mush.

[John]

That can get to fuck.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

https://twitter.com/CarlMSX/status/973319429516922880

[Lewis]

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[Magic]

For some reason I was expecting the Rising Damp theme tune.

[John]

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:d

[Lewis]

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:lol:

[Spikey M]

:D

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5pb8MBysqA

Better off without her Steve lad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That milk video is quality.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh and Jessie is a massive cunt.

[Magic]

989950006521196544

:lol:

Hahahaha.

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5pb8MBysqA

Better off without her Steve lad.

I've never seen a man so disgusted with how that went.

[Baz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBro0dVwnG4

[Magic]

https://twitter.com/NathanPinnock/status/993626396030324736

:D

[Spikey M]

Lads.

Banter.

Sesh.

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E

didn't know you had a youtube channel, Giggles

[Magic]

Lads.

Banter.

Sesh.

Miserable cunt. Gone are the days where you would have repped me for that. Waff loves it.

[Spikey M]

I'm about 3 years and a Volvo away from complaining about how ‘stupid and bloody dangerous’ that was. ‘There’s nothing funny about a broken neck!’

:drool:

[Giggles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E

didn't know you had a youtube channel, @Giggles (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=26)

I'm no posh cunt.

[randomlegend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VXgM6KrhM

Has this been posted here before?

It's so surprisingly entertaining.

[Baz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9szZhOYds

:D

[Magic]

Ahahaha, fucking hell I wondered why that was trending, I stopped watching after she necked the pint first time round.

[Giggles]

The main point from this is that the woman in the stand needed a clatter more than anyone. Imagine listening to that voice all day every day.


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[Lewis]

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What.

[Pepe]

Giving it the big'un after the block. :D

[Baz]

That made me start a conversation today with “Have you seen that video of the 12 year old?” :arry:

[SincereTheRebel]

Age groups should be abolished and just go with a weight and height formula.

[Shindig]

Nah, let him carry on before his hopes are dashed in the NBA draft.

[Lewis]

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Amazing.

[-james-]

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Amazing.



What does he say at the start?

[Spikey M]

Tweet deleted.

[Shindig]

A naked man will probably be against terms of service.

[Lewis]

You would think that such an achievement would trump any 'terms of service' bullshit.

[Baz]

What was it?

[Lewis]

It was a lad chucking a sweet, another one batting it into the air with his cock, and then another one catching it in his mouth.

[Giggles]

Seen this posted on earlier, not sure about the year but if you're going to foul then that's the way to do it :D


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[SincereTheRebel]

Has anyone figoured out how do you embed videos to start from a specific point in the video?

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJ0AB12h1I

Mesmerising that.

[Queenslander]

https://youtu.be/buD2RM0xChM

:lol:

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

I feel I shouldn't have laughed at this yet here we are.

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[Spikey M]

:D

[Giggles]

Quality.

[Lewis]

It's how he just sits there through it.

[SvN]

Amazing :D

[Shindig]

That's the kind of biker I hate. Just say your piece and jog on.

[Disco]

It's how he just sits there through it.

I like to think he knew all along what he was going to do.

[Giggles]

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[Giggles]

Shiiiiiiiiii (if real).


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[Disco]

If real?

[SvN]

:D Jesus

[Spikey M]

For fuck sake Giggs. :lol:

[Giggles]

I still have no idea which you all mean. I'm still siding with fake as I don't think that can physically happen.

[Shindig]

If it was real, Elon Musk would be on twitter calling the pilot a paedophile.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Flight simulator? Completed it mate.

[Giggles]

The wings look weirdly bendy too.

[Shindig]

And they land in perfect conditions.

[Giggles]

It's like the van hitting the roundabout and near going into orbit earlier in the week.

[Disco]

Almost identical.

[Spikey M]

It’s the fakest fake that ever faked, Giggs.

[Giggles]

Fakey McFakeface.

[Giggles]

Not fake.

:cool:


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[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Give that man a medal.

If it was a liveleak video from Brazil the outcome would have been...different.

[Pepe]

If there were more guns...

[Spikey M]

What a fucking man. :cool:

[Shindig]

Luckily, all bookies have an 85 year old man on guard at all times.

[phonics]

That a 'BarONE' has an entrance door into a bookies is the most British thing I've seen in a while. 'Get your £5 bright green shaker and then go put a quid on 'Hard Days Night' at the 3.15.'

I would kill for the audio of that scene though.

[Spikey M]

Giggles is going to have you worse than the old fella for calling them British.

[Disco]

I thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.

[John]

It was in Ireland, and Bar One is the name of an Irish bookies.

[phonics]

It was in Ireland, and Bar One is the name of an Irish bookies.

1) I've been abroad too long, sorry Giggles I swear I don't hate Ireland like the rest of this lot.
2) What a weird coincidence, the bar on Wind Street in Swansea that was all chain bars had the exact same red and black logo.

[Giggles]

Like fuck am I ever having a Pims with you now.

[phonics]

Pimms o'clock cancelled once you wouldn't scalp me your second captains tickets.

[Giggles]

I'm going now. Swapped them for another night.

[Giggles]

Also, I've never seen a bar with wheelie bins down the back. Though a few that could do with it.

[Baz]

Shiiiiiiiiii (if real).


1041256792280518656:lol:

[Giggles]

:lol:

Welcome back?

[SvN]

That bookies video is brilliant. Hilarious that they all leg it as soon as a fucking pensioner decides to fight back.

Is there a reason why bookies don't have bars in them? I assume there's something preventing it?

[phonics]

As in a pub bar? Probably can't hold a liquor license and a betting license on the same premise.

[SvN]

Yeah I assume there's some sort of law. It's weird that they allow drinks at racetracks though, as well as casinos, etc.

Here's the rules - https://www.gamblingcommission.gov.uk/PDF/quick-guides/Facilitating-betting-in-pubs-and-clubs-is-illegal-quick-guide.pdf

[Baz]

Betfred tweeted a photo of someone with a bottle of champagne in one of their shops after a big win. A mild twitter outrage storm followed, and then the tweet was deleted.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Pepe]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/8x03iz/watch_till_the_end_its_a_masterpiece/

[phonics]

That's almost impressive in how each individual driver is responsible for their car getting fucked up in a situation that wrecks 5 cars.

[Shindig]

I genuinely can't believe five people can meet up at that point in time and do that. The odds are staggering and the independent thought that must've gone on just baffle me.

[Spikey M]

Bravo to all involved. That is absolutely spectacular. I was hoping the car that turned up at the end was going to go ‘monster trucking’ over the lot of them, but you can’t have everything.

[Lewis]

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You know what's coming, and yet the tension makes it. :lol:

[Spikey M]

:D

[Pepe]

That is great. He takes it like a champ too.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

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Not sure what I was expecting but the ending is better than I could have hoped.

[Shindig]

A true pioneer.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

https://youtu.be/c0Hr6wbZVKg?t=39

Evidently old given the date but first time I've seen it.

Could never see it working as well with anything but a Glaswegian accent.

Skip to about 40 seconds.

[SvN]

Poor kid. I did laugh though.

[Lewis]

The next Magic there.

[Spikey M]

https://youtu.be/c0Hr6wbZVKg?t=39

Evidently old given the date but first time I've seen it.

Could never see it working as well with anything but a Glaswegian accent.

Skip to about 40 seconds.

:lol:

[Baz]

ye fucken doughbaw

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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That sheep is a don.

[Spikey M]

Bruce WooLee. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jean Claude Van Lamb is better.

[Spikey M]

Jackie Lamb is better.

[Shindig]

Baa-kour.

[Panda Bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOdDGRyoN6w

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Igor will like it at least.

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7auvTMm47uM&index=6

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

[Panda Bear]

Igor will like it at least.
igor_balis: can you verify?

[igor_balis]

I did not enjoy it.

[Panda Bear]

https://youtu.be/VUkxoREfiQQ

https://youtu.be/in3dUeC1VCs
Gus is already on the ropes here.

[Disco]

A fucking centre parting, the last thing anyone wanted back from the 90's.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm thinking of changing my vote.

[Spikey M]

It's awful, but it's not 'meme thread' awful.

[igor_balis]

Christ that 2nd one is too relatable. It's could basically be my default response to what have you been up to this weekend.

[Mazuuurk]

Ping Jimmy Floyd



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-sZyfFX4F0

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Choon.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

[url]https://twitter.com/Sean99Wall/status/1097560303372587008

:D

[Spikey M]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking hell, what a quote.

[Shindig]

Every time she speaks, it just hammers home how much they go after thick people.

[Spikey M]

*tick.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47299907

This partial interview is also fucking mental.

Families in the park in Syria, the good life.

[Shindig]

It's just making me think Four Lions is a documentary now.

[niko_cee]

I know it should come as no surprise given it's the Home Office doing it, but this plan to deem her a Bangladeshi citizen is fucking mental, and surely won't stand up to any serious scrutiny.

[Spikey M]

It's a PR exercise. She will be allowed back but they can atleast say it's someone else's fault.

[Shindig]

She's probably nailed on for a Dutch passport.

[igor_balis]

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Well, I laughed. Boydy

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Londonistan :D

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM15W89bNC0

[Bernanke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeC0ZTT8n7E

Found this incredibly amusing for some reason.

"Biscoff."

[Shindig]

I'm happy this video has found it's way here. His stuff is great.

[Mazuuurk]

I found this funnier than maybe I should have.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RaFTCxuR8

[Spikey M]

You've all run mad.

[Mazuuurk]

Ever since....

Look the last two years have been difficult ok? Been a downwards slope, like.