Tales of idiocy

[Manc]

Inspired by.


Was Charlie the one who was locked in his house and was trying to wave at people out of his toilet window?

I had it in my head that was nickfootie, back when he used to post.

Anymore TTH golden moments?

[Gray Fox]

Wearing 2 pairs of jeans at once has to be up there.

[SvN]

My favourite part of the the double jeans story was the casual way it was slipped into the middle of another story.

[randomlegend]

There was that time Chinny said Bam was his favourite pornstar.

[P_3]

Was it Sama who locked himself in his toilet mid-wank and had to call out to a stranger to come into his house to let him out? :D

[Spammer]

During a Sunday league game I once got clotheslined by a tree branch while running to get a football that had gone out for a throw-in. It was hilarious, apparently :moop:

[7om]

Boom-Boom was an amazing poster on the old board. Him calling his pub quiz teammates idiots for not knowing Scandinavia was a continent is a great memory. Fucking nutcase.

[Panda Bear]

Who's Tibet?

[Lewis]

That time Mellin had everybody going thinking Richie was dead.

[Disco]

There was that time Chinny said Bam was his favourite pornstar.

This is my favourite, just amazing.

[Ian]

That thread was one I had to go back to because it was quoted in somebody's signature and it was amazing. Not the misunderstanding so much as it taking Chinny so long to cotton on to what had happened.

[Disco]

Didn't someone ask how to make their bed as well? In mind that was also Chinny and on the same day but I'm not sure the world could be that perfect.

[Lewis]

That was just a misunderstanding, the best of which was when Jack Torrance went MENTAL over a lol Facebook link that linked you to your own profile as the 'ugliest person on Facebook' (or something along those lines). I think it was Alan who posted it, and that brings us to the actual answer for the biggest moment of idiocy in the history of TTH: Alan leaving the Dugout dot net.

[Ian]

Did the tabloids ever write that big expose about you he was going to arrange, Lewis?

[Disco]

Timbo slashing up a trampoline is another favourite.

[randomlegend]

when Jack Torrance went MENTAL over a lol Facebook link that linked you to your own profile as the 'ugliest person on Facebook' (or something along those lines).

That was so good. He just could not understand.

[Lewis]

They didn't, but seeing as two lads got community service (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-37156360) the other week for merely posting a picture of an 'obscene' banner on Facebook, it does make you wonder what some of our efforts (I'm taking DS and others down with me) would be worth.

[7om]

What was his reason for leaving now? It was something really petty, wasn't it?

[Lewis]

I made a weak Hillsborough joke when Liverpool lost to somebody shit, and, because he was SEETHING at the result, he threatened to expose me to RAWK and some pro-Liverpool journalists. Everyone lolled at him, so he left, but when the 'Where is Alan?' thread went up about four months later he came back to say that he had trolled and donned us all. Everyone lolled at him again, so he asked to be banned, and somehow all of the posts relating to the event have vanished.

[Spoonsky]

Ant and his crusade against Vidic's aerial ability was pretty good.

[Lewis]

Ant's entire online existence was idiotic. Fun fact: I actually talked him out of leaving TTH after that spine-removal discussion as part of my role as the go-to funtimes Moderator.

[Spikey M]

Alans leaving is tragic :(

That said, he - as master of teh trollz - had no business getting done over like that.

[SvN]

Ahh, Jack Torrance. That was fucking brilliant. It peaked when he started calling everyone else thick.

[-james-]

There's not been a good nutter in a while. Definitely need to get those advertisement boards at North Ferriby United sorted.

[Kikó]

Jack Torrence must have been really fucking ugly if he reacted like that.

[Giggles]

What the peeping toms did to mahow may not be the most idiotic, but it's definitely the low point for this board.

[phonics]

Remember when Number 25's mum got on here and told us to stop bullying him?

[Kikó]

Ass burgers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pavel's grapeless arse.

[Disco]

Pavel's grapeless arse.

I don't remember this one. I remember his mini skirt episode and his awful websites full of hexagons, but not this.

[Lewis]

Me and Idiotmouse were calling him pretentious (in amongst everybody else piling him for some shit or other), so he started a thread titled 'My Arse Has Run Out of Grapes' to announce that he was flouncing off because nobody appreciated his genius.

[Giggles]

I don't remember that one either.

[Disco]

Me and Idiotmouse were calling him pretentious (in amongst everybody else piling him for some shit or other), so he started a thread titled 'My Arse Has Run Out of Grapes' to announce that he was flouncing off because nobody appreciated his genius.

Oh it's the thread title, I well remember the flounce. Hi Pavel next time you search your own name.

[Baz]

I remember that thread title. Pavel was legitimately one of the most boring people I've ever come across.

[GS]

...Pavel could be quite frustrating...

...a sort of modern-day Oscar Wilde arrogance, only without the public gayness to give him the notoriety his work didn't deserve...

[Shindig]

I dunno, he's been plenty publicly gay on facebook.

[John]

Foe deliberately pissed himself because he couldn't find the door handle or the light switch in his room and thought his tight boxers would hold the piss in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:cab:

Jesus.

[Kikó]

Foe :D

Didn't he also bring lettuce to the cinema?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Foe :D

Didn't he also bring lettuce to the cinema?
Yeah, he'd munch on whole icebergs.

[Manc]

Say the boxers hold the piss. What then?

[Kikó]

Sit in a sauna until it disappears.

[Spikey M]

Foe :cool:

[Dark Soldier]

That was so good. He just could not understand.

Still here luckily, including my idiotic thread name:

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?149-Imbred-Genepool-Revelation

[John Arne]

Chinny taking on Ital about whether his amazing image had indeed been posted before was quite something.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qaNgjqOjcJA/RXKVaLHYHDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/oryneoHSVK4/s320/dover.jpg

[ItalAussie]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qaNgjqOjcJA/RXKVaLHYHDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/oryneoHSVK4/s320/dover.jpg
That's been posted before. :nodd:

[John Arne]

Prove it!!!!

[Weaver]

WestHamGaz a few years ago was a laugh, and Ant was something else. Barmy as.

[SvN]

Someone should hack Ant's facebook and send the forum link to every one of his friends. It might bring him back.

[Disco]

Yeah I bet he'd really enjoy coming back to be everyone's digital punching bag again.