Fortnight of Fun

[Manc]

It's compulsory where I work to take a fortnight off per calendar year. Due to saving money for my 2017 travels, I'm short for cash and my closest friends are all busy. This leaves me with a potential two weeks sitting alone on my couch.

Rejoining the gym will kill some time and I may invest in a laptop. Exciting I know.

Suggestions are welcome.

[Spikey M]

5 wanks a day for 2 weeks :drool:

[bruhnaldo]

Explore local parks. Go to the zoo if you have one. Find up a new hobby you always thought you'd enjoy but never had the time to try.

Alternatively, sit on the internet for 14 hours a day watching porn like the rest of us when we're off from work and alone at home.

[Ian]

Go and do Jimmy's job for him for a couple of weeks with the Koreans.

[Pepe]

I would love to have two weeks with fuck all to do.

[Lewis]

I used to take weeks off to do nothing and tell myself that I was thinking about things.

[Magic]

5 wanks a day for 2 weeks :drool:

Is that 5 sets?

[Spikey M]

Yes. In pyramid form.

[Magic]

Be really motivated for the first two days before descending in to existential crisis and bottomless depression. You'll be chomping at the bit to get back to work.

[Shindig]

Run Trump's campaign til he fires you.

[Spikey M]

Become a Youtube sensation by dressing like a Gallagher and Mancing it up.

[Kikó]

Is that 5 sets?
4*6.

[Mike]

I've been off for four weeks, still got two left. It's good!

[7om]

What kind of pervert can't find anything to do in two weeks off? I'd weep tears of joy if I was in such a situation.

[GS]

Run a Werewolf game for everybody on here and bask in the contempt it will give you for everybody else.

[Spoonsky]

Read a really long book.

[Manc]

17 sleeps without an alarm. :drool:

[Spammer]

Buy a tent and a sleeping bag and go exploring a national park.

[Manc]

I'm already bored lads and the holiday hasn't even begun.

[Manc]

Decided to get my nose pierced.

[Manc]

Got my phone fixed today and repaired a few diy niggles around the flat. I wonder how quickly this productivity will dissipate.

[Manc]

Not far off.