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Spammer
22-09-2015, 09:41 AM
We have (or had) an Arsenal thread and a Newcastle thread and a Manchester United thread, so this is happening.

THE MIGHTY BLADES had been looking good until last week and now we've only had 1 point from 9, which is bad if we want the title. We brought it back to a draw at Bradford which was a good result in the end, but the two goals we conceded were a fucking shambles in honesty.

I think we need to bring in a centre back and perhaps a battling CM too in the loan market. We've been linked with Dan Burn and somewhat cheekily with Kevin Nolan, though I think that's cloud talk.

leedsrevolution
22-09-2015, 09:46 AM
A Sheffield united thread. Really?

Elbastido
22-09-2015, 09:52 AM
Do you think you should be challenging for the title Hammer?

Saw the game on Sunday on Sky and was surprised to hear them say City are looking for promotion too. I'm not convinced we're good enough.

Spammer
22-09-2015, 10:09 AM
I read at the beginning of the season that you lot were one of the favourites, but I think you'd do well to get up there after your shit start. Bloke I sit next to at work is a Bradford fan and he said you lot have been shocking up until recently. I thought you looked decent on Sunday though.

As for us lot, I dunno. We've thrown enough money at the squad and I reckon on paper we've certainly got a good enough squad to be up here but it's just a case of whether we can pull it off in practice. The biggest sticking point for us at the moment are the fans imo - any game where we don't dominate the shit out of the opposition, they get pissy and start moaning at the team. Obviously people are fucked off that we've been in the pub leagues for 5 years but we've no God-given right to be any higher than we are and I think the pressure that the fans put the team under makes it hard for the players to relax and get on with the task at hand.

You seen Bradford much? What do you think of them?

Elbastido
22-09-2015, 12:36 PM
I only get to see the games that are on TV. I live in Portsmouth which is a fair old distance away and play hockey on the weekends so getting to games isn't possible. Last two games I saw live were both at Wembley for the League Cup Final and the Play-Off Final in the same year.

That said, I thought we were pretty good on Sunday. We've got some good players, but the problem is our squads very thin and we don't have the cash to compete with the bigger teams around us. I think we could reach the play-offs this year if things go well, but no further. I'm not sure I'd want us to go up what with our lack of resources and I can't see anyone investing much money in Bradford either.

Spammer
24-09-2015, 02:19 PM
http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/sheffield-united-brian-deane-2707311.aspx

Brian Deane, world famous scorer of the first Premiership goal, is back with THE MIGHTY BLADES.

DEANO! DEANO! DEANO!

Bam
24-09-2015, 07:42 PM
http://www.compleatseanbean.com/united-protest5.jpg

:wanker:

Reg
24-09-2015, 08:31 PM
It's strangely difficult to tell which arms belong to that bald bloke on the right.

Spammer
16-08-2016, 10:56 AM
THE MIGHTY BLADES are fucking shit at the moment. A very disappointing start to the season although we've brought in a massive pile of players and I think it's going to take them time to gel and look like a proper force. On paper though we should be up there.

Byron
16-08-2016, 11:09 AM
Blunts can fuck off.

Davgooner
16-08-2016, 11:30 AM
Cheated out of the big time by West Ham, they've been wank ever since.

Lewis
16-08-2016, 11:39 AM
Their attempts to stay in the Premiership have been forgotten, but that picture Bam posted reminds you of how tragic and lol they were.

Browning
16-08-2016, 11:55 AM
Now that we've signed Agard the title's in the bag. You can still hope for 2nd though.

Spikey M
16-08-2016, 07:04 PM
These mongs are playing Southend - complete with TTH legend Nile Ranger Danger - tonight. :cool:

Spikey M
16-08-2016, 07:08 PM
And we're 3-0 up in 15 minutes. :harold:

Browning
16-08-2016, 07:15 PM
Now that we've signed Agard the title's in the bag. You can still hope for 2nd though.

I was of course talking about next seasons league 2 title.

Magic
16-08-2016, 07:17 PM
I always thought Hammer was a cockney who supported West Ham...

mo
16-08-2016, 08:09 PM
Surely this should just be a 'Championship and below' thread, to cater for the niche here? They weren't even all that popular on the old board.

Spammer
16-08-2016, 09:03 PM
THE MIGHTY BLADES are utter fucking white.

Spammer
31-12-2016, 10:44 AM
THE MIGHTY BLADES will be top if we win our match today.

Only for a couple of hours if Scunthorpe beat Bolton. I like that feeling tho :cool:

Spammer
31-12-2016, 07:02 PM
Top of the league :cool:

Spammer
25-01-2017, 08:54 AM
Looks like the wheels are at risk of falling off THE MIGHTY BLADES promotion season. 1 point in the last 3 games is not top of the table form, and Scunthorpe and Bolton can overtake us now if they win their games in hand. Oh dear.

Spammer
17-05-2017, 10:35 AM
THE MIGHTY BLADES are going to do alright next season, I reckon.

SvN
17-05-2017, 10:50 AM
Are you drunk?

Spammer
17-05-2017, 10:54 AM
Nope, I'm just talking about THE MIGHTY BLADES. Why do you ask?

Spammer
30-10-2017, 11:28 AM
The MIGHTY BLADES are top of the league :cool:

Jimmy Floyd
30-10-2017, 11:35 AM
Your Brooks is a great young player. Will watch out for him on loan at Bradford next season when you get promoted and sign shit foreigners.

Spammer
30-10-2017, 12:54 PM
We'll be keeping it British I reckon :cool:. That's what we've done so far. Good for dressing room atmosphere that everyone can easily talk to each other.

THE MIGHTY BLADES

Spammer
30-10-2017, 12:58 PM
THE MIGHTY BLADES

:cool:

Bob Sacamano
30-10-2017, 02:44 PM
Really impressed with how played on Friday, the amount of times you outnumbered us 3 players to 1 was startling, the passing and movement made us look like a League 2 side. Simple things like Clarke always charging at the keeper really scared and rattled us, outdone by a better side and manager. Not quite sure how Sharp missed the one on one though, such a likeable guy though, not even displeased he scored after the way we treated him,

Spammer
03-11-2017, 03:50 PM
Yeah we were bloody brilliant last week, I loved it.

Didn't play well on Tuesday though. Got out-tactic'd by Holloway's QPR and our keeper broke his neck after four minutes which is what led to their goal. A draw would have been a fairer result, I reckon.

Hull tomorrow.

Gavel
22-04-2019, 11:17 PM
THE MIGHTY BLADES....

https://i.ibb.co/27JdQfK/Resurrected.gif

:happycry::happycry::happycry:

:cool:

Boydy
22-04-2019, 11:35 PM
Alright, Hammer. How's it hanging?

phonics
22-04-2019, 11:41 PM
Begging to be banned because people made fun of you and then this shit is just embarassing.

Gavel
22-04-2019, 11:46 PM
Alright, Hammer. How's it hanging?

Very good. The Blades are (basically) in the Premiership. We'll have Lineker and co spaffing themselves over our overlapping centre-backs. They won't know what to think, can't wait.


Begging to be banned because people made fun of you and then this shit is just embarassing.

:cool:

Spikey M
23-04-2019, 04:30 AM
How many emails did you get Hammer?

Giggles
23-04-2019, 04:54 AM
Alright Pavel.

Gavel
23-04-2019, 08:12 AM
How many emails did you get Hammer?

Literally none. He was lying to try and look cool, like a loser.

Baz
23-04-2019, 04:09 PM
Welcome back. :)

Spammer
23-09-2020, 08:58 AM
I reckon THE MIGHTY BLADES might be in a bit of trouble this year. I hope I'm wrong though.

We're looking at getting in Rhian Brewster but not sure if it's happening. I hope something happens though because we desperately need a striker.

Ramsdale isnt as good as Henderson and i think we'll feel that difference wuite strongly.

John Arne
23-09-2020, 09:05 AM
Agreed. Bottom 5 or 6 for me, Jeff.

Magic
23-09-2020, 09:06 AM
Buzzing for the weekend. :drool:

Spammer
23-09-2020, 09:13 AM
Buzzing for the weekend. :drool:

Yeah, I'm not.

Then again, i wasn't looking forward to last time we played you and we ground out a beautiful win, so we'll see.

Hope it's a good game.

Giggles
23-09-2020, 09:16 AM
Yeah, I'm not.

Then again, i wasn't looking forward to last time we played you and we ground out a beautiful win, so we'll see.

Hope it's a good game.

Leeds' luck will run out soon enough.

Don
23-09-2020, 09:34 AM
Sheff Utd will be fine, unlucky to lose against Villa and Wilder's football doesn't fail just because of a small keeper downgrade. Leeds will be a perfect clash of tactical minds.


Leeds' luck will run out soon enough.

:****)

Spammer
27-01-2021, 10:17 PM
THE COMEBACK IS ON :cool:

Don
27-01-2021, 10:23 PM
Get me a Big Sam-esque chart of where the points are coming from in the next 18 games. With Newcastle as they are, I believe.

Shindig
27-01-2021, 11:15 PM
It'll be us or Brighton that slip. Brighton can't score but they can keep a clean sheet.

Spammer
13-05-2022, 11:54 PM
Big game tomorrow. Hopefully it'll be as good as this banger:

https://youtu.be/fNXfj08cnQ8